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erebusbored · 10 months
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> bakugou x gn reader, crack-ish with fluff, also swearing, sorry for any mistakes
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You and katsuki have this ongoing game of jabbing each other in the sides.
Like he'd be standing in the kitchen doind something and you come around and just jab your hand into his side.
He'd flinch and glare at you, with probably murderous intent. "Oh fuck you!" he says as he swats you away. You know he doesn't mean it but damn you got him good.
And later that day you're trying clothes on and show him. He gets close and fixes the collar of the shirt your wearing. " looks good now." and after that he digs his fingers into you sides and just runs away.
Meanwhile youre hunched over still recovering from the blow, "Fuck— katsuki you'll fuckin pay!" you yell and you hear him from a distance yell back "try me!"
You'll jab eachother in the side at any moment, at any given opportunity.
Imagine after a while of that happening you two start to be cautious of one another.
Like katsuki could be like fixing something like a shelf or wtv and he obviously needs help. So you go to him but he steps back when you get near.
"Bitch why??" you say, legit confused.
"I don't trust you. I know you well enough you'll jab me in the side.!"
"No I wont—"
You help him fix wtv (even if he insists he didn't need the help) and then after youre done and he thinks all is well you surprise him with a jab and RUN.
You him curse from far and then hear his footsteps. Fuck he's chasing you.
He catches up to you and pins you down onto the bed. He stars tickling your sides and you plead for him to stop through your laughter.
"not until you say sorry—"
"—Bitch isn't this tickling enough of a payback—??"
He doesn't stop and only laughs harder when you pull his hand away, "Okay okay fine you win I'm sorry" you say as you calm down from the laughs.
He leans down and kisses your forehead, "that's what I thought"
It's gotten to the point to when anyone of your hands touches the other's waist they will flinch.
Like katsuki needs to go past you so he guides you to the side by placing his hand on your waist and you flinch thinking he's jabbing you in the side. "Fuck katsuki you scared me"
Or after a long day he hugs you for comfort and you rest your hands on his waist. He flinches a little and tries to shrug it off with a "force of habit"
Your relationship's just like that. Teasing eachother endlessly when it's possible.
That'd be neat.
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officialabortive · 1 year
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Naga!bakugou x afab reader
Cw: blood, mentions of miscarriage
The first time you get your period after meeting him, he is going absolutely out of his mind. Flicking his forked tongue, he tastes faint blood in the air. Searching every wich way for the scorce, taking a while to realize it's you.
He smells blood on you, therefore you must be inured. But whenever he searches your body, trying to locate the injury you attempt to push his hulking form away. And why the hell are you getting so pissy about it!?
There was one incident where bakugou was sniffing around every inch of you to find the source of the blood smell, and just as his wandering nose started to venture between your legs, he got a harsh punch in the gut. Bakugou didn't appreciate that.
He is so damn confused when you try to explain the concept of periods. Nagas don't have the same an atomy, so to him everything you're saying is just utter nonsense.
There is no way bleeding like this is normal, you must be confused.
He tries to hide it, but he's concerned. Bakugou goes full nurse mode, trying to whip up all the herbal medicines he can to help with whatever weird sickness you have. He is constantly forcing you to drink a ridiculous amount of fluids because of the amount of blood loss.
He'll bring you a nice freshly hunted rat to replenish your nutrient levels, and gets offended when you refuse to eat it. Why the hell would you refuse a perfectly good meal!? This just worried him further, all because he can't quite wrap his head around how the human diet works
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After a couple hours of hard thought, he comes to a conclusion. The only possible explanation for the blood and moodiness. He doesn't know how he didn't realize sooner.
You're having a miscarriage (wrong!)
Bakugou gets so unbelievably gentle with you, carefully holding you in his arms. The same arms that cause so much damage, comfortingly cradling your body so tenderly.
He tries to comfort you through this nonexistent miscarriage. But only to confuse you when he tries to talk with you about it.
His misunderstandings are your entertainment
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aira-writes · 9 months
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Drunk Bakugou
Pairings: Bakugou Katsuki x Fem!Reader ft. Bakusquad
Genre: smau, college au, humor, chaos, crack
Warnings: THIS IS CHAOTIC, language, may contain errors
a/n: Had a really hard time making the convos and editing em but I really like the chaos i created mwahahaha. It has a total of 32 photos so i had to squeeze them all into a collage so i can upload them in one part. Hope you like this one.
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pixeldemonia · 1 year
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Me and my bf that I pulled by being chronically online in the backrooms
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kingdaddydaichi · 2 years
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Saturday afternoon
The youngest twin ran into the living room where Katsuki was sprawled out on the couch, reading, relaxing, and minding his own damn business.
"Hey, Dad!" the 10-year-old beamed.
The pro-hero husband and father of three grunted. "Go away, I'm reading."
"Guess what you got in the mail today!"
Katsuki didn't move. Only his narrowed carmine eyes shifted to his son's. "What?"
"DEEZ NUTZ!"
Katsuki swung his legs around and sat up straight. "HAH? THE FUCK DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME??" Mini-Katsuki took off running, laughing his infectious little laugh. "GET BACK HERE YOU LITTLE-" he said, censoring himself with a growl.
He looked over at you in disbelief. You were doubled over and covering your mouth with the back of your hand trying not to spray tea out of your face.
"AND JUST WHAT THE DEVIL'S SHITTY DAY IN HELL DO YOU THINK IS SO FUCKIN FUNNY, HAH?"
His jaw flexed as he watched you with a furrowed brow while you tried to regain your composure, fanning your face. Eventually, you were able to put mind over matter long enough to swallow the beverage that had been threatening to erupt through your nose, your husband's eyes burning holes through your soul all the while.
"DEEZ NUTZ!" you managed.
Katsuki slammed his book down on the couch and stomped off towards the garage. "You people are fucking trolls, I'm leaving!"
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rosze-v · 2 years
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megaphone and morning duties
pairing: Bakugou Katsuki, the 1A class
synopsis: What happens when you place Bakugou Katsuki on morning duties.
tw: crack, absolute crack, this was funny in my head, Bakugou being a complete menace to 1A and Aizawa, please don’t take this seriously, curse words because its Bakugou duh, cursing Izuku *cue Bakugou’s shock pikachu face*, this is a mess but I love it
w.c : 1.3k
a/n: Halu, so I thought of this head canon last week and I can’t help giggling to myself because its so funny hehehe. Also, I wanted to try out writing comedy and I honestly hope the comedy reaches? Anyway! Have fun reading and thank you so much for reading!
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No cause like imagine, Bakugou Katsuki is selected for morning duties. The 1A class decided to discussed it among each other on tasks they should do around the dorms, like who make breakfast, or dinner, stuff like that. They without any deeper, and critical thinking chose Bakugou to do morning duties; which mainly consist of making breakfast. The reason for choosing him? Because Bakugou is a grandpa who sleeps early therefore he must wake up early every day, and they were not wrong, he does, wake up early.
It was the day after the decision, it was Bakugou’s turn to make breakfast and everyone was sound asleep, Kaminari and Kirishima dreaming of how tasty Bakugou’s cooking will be since they knew he makes good food. It was 6 in the morning, class starts at 8 and most of the time, the 1A class wakes up earliest at 7, yet Bakugou is awake at 6 in the morning. That’s alright really, but oh was Bakugou full of surprises.
It was 6 in the goddamn morning when the whole 1A class were woken up by the sound of a loud, obnoxious siren. Sero was slamming his hand on his phone, trying to turn off the alarm but weirdly, it’s not his alarm and Midoriya? You bet bro raise from his bed like a corpse, like bro went zoop and he’s now sitting straight on his bed, eyes wide and red, cursing under his breath because who the fuck and what the fuck???
That who and what is Bakugou fucking Katsuki, the one they chose for morning duties. Bakugou was sporting his infamous glare, cursing loudly at lazy ass worms won’t wake up early, cause yeah, everyone wakes up at 6 in the morning.
It took Iida, and Momo 30 seconds to realize that maybe, that siren is an emergency siren and U.A is attacked once again. Iida and Momo were quick to wake everyone up and after a few minutes, Bakugou could hear everyone rushing down to assemble at the front yard, yet lo and behold, it was Bakugou Katsuki with a grin on his face, and the blaring siren from the megaphone on his hand. Everyone was puzzled on why the fuck is Bakugou Katsuki is grinning like an idiot in front of them while blasting the annoying siren. Iida, and Momo sigh in relief because U.A is not in danger, Midoriya and Todoroki could feel deep annoyance towards Bakugou while Kaminari and Mina were angry at the fact that they rushed down just to see Bakugou’s shit eating grin.
Bakugou pull up the megaphone and turn off the siren as he changes it to voice amplification, aligning the megaphone to his mouth, he says.
“GOOD MORNING EXTRAS”. Now everyone and the teachers can definitely hear Bakugou’s loud ass voice as groans and grumbles could be heard from the crowd. Tokoyami decided to just sleep on the floor while Tsuyu was trying her best to stay awake while holding onto a wide eyed Uraraka, because ooohhh Uraraka boutta send this menace to the goddamn space. Bakugou, seeing his tired and sleepy classmates got irritated because how dare they get tired at 6 in the goddamn morning.
“WAKE THE FUCK UP ALREADY! EARLY BIRDS GET THE BREAD!”. Bakugou screams which made most of them flinched while some decided to trudge back to their respective rooms.
“Don’t you dare go back to sleep!”. Bakugou said firmly which stopped those who were going back to their room. “Since I am on morning duty, you guys follow my rules”.  Bakugou said with a puff of his chest.
“Bro I really need this sleep bro. You knew I slept late last night, I told you I was gonna game with the gang.” Kirishima states in his deep morning voice. Sero, Mina and Jirou nodded along, agreeing because they all stayed up late playing some Valorant.
Bakugou then stare at them with a bored look, as he shrugged and stretch his body, jogging a bit in place. The class then watch Bakugou walked over to the door and with a slight glance to them he announces. “Guess that’s why I stay winning and stronger, while you lazy bums get cozy and shit in the comfort of your bed. Good fucking bye losers.” Bakugou then, silently slip out the dorms and went on with his jogs.
You see everyone and their mothers know how strong Bakugou is and though many don’t admit it the same way Midoriya did, they acknowledge him in silence and wonders on how he did it. Now Bakugou is really showcasing the extent of his hard work, that its not just talent and grit. Looking at how hard Bakugou is working grinds the gears of the 1A students and now, they all shuffle away to their rooms, and went back down wearing their sports attire.
All off a sudden, at 6.30 in the morning, the Heights Alliance could hear the march, actually jogs of the 1A class along with Kirishima yelling encouraging words like, we can do this guys! This is the manly ways of heroes! Everything was going well until a certain teacher heard the ruckus his class are making at 6.30 in the morning. Before they know it, Iida who was revving his engines because Todoroki decides to challenge him to a race, were apprehended by Aizawa.
“And what the hell are you kids doing at 6.30 in the morning?”. Aizawa say with a booming voice, eyes dangerously red. Iida, the restricted class president explained that Bakugou motivated them to train early in the morning and he believes that what he’s doing is a good drive for the class. Aizawa slowly close his eyes and inhale copious amount of air, trying to make sure not to whoop each of their asses. Aizawa open his eyes again but this time he activated his quirk while talking in a very low voice, a very, intimidating low voice.
“Listen here, you guys can train all you want but don’t be so goddamn loud at 6.30 in the morning. If I hear another peep from any of you and a complain from anyone, each of you will receive punishment and you.wont.like.it”. Everyone sucked their lips inside and nodded curtly, as they slowly jog away, making sure not to make any more noise.
After they finish their so-called morning training, surprisingly feeling much more energetic than they were before, now the 1A class were eager at what kind of breakfast Bakugou will be making. Since they started off late for the morning training and were also apprehended by Aizawa, Bakugou had ample time to make the breakfast.
Bro were wearing his special “Boom Bitch” apron along with his black hairband. Honestly, no one would be sure to place someone on cooking duties when their apron says “Boom Bitch” but its Bakugou Katsuki and the only thing he have blown are people’s head. Upon seeing Bakugou in his most domestic look ever, Kaminari of course, took pictures of him for keepsake he says but really he’s probably going to sell it to Bakugou’s rabid fans, yes, even his fans are menaces like him.
“MAKE SURE YOU WASH YOUR FILTHY HANDS BEFORE TOUCHING ANYTHING, OR I’LL BLAST YOUR ABILITIES TO EAT”. Bakugou announces and a ‘yes bakugou’ and ‘okay kacchan’ can be heard. Now you can see the 1A class members lining up at the sink, one by one washing their hands like obedient kids. Bakugou then serve them the breakfast he was cooking and it was indeed, as scrumptious as Kirishima and Kaminari dreamt off.
“Bro you’re really good at cooking what the hell!”. Kirishima compliments as Bakugou replies while filling Kirishima’s plate for seconds.
“Don’t talk while eating you disgusting spiky hair!”.
And that was the story of how the 1A class realized how much critical thinking is needed when it comes to making the duties schedule because after that day called “Bakugou’s Hell Morning”, the whole class agrees that they will never put Bakugou on morning duties, ever.
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maz1e · 1 year
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\⁠(⁠^⁠o⁠^⁠)⁠/﹒✦ → yuna's new post!
christmas eve special + bakugō katsuki.
#. synopsis! — bakugō found out that kazuyuki is about to spend the holidays alone, and he was having none of it . #. characters! — ikari kazuyuki #. warnings! — potential spoilers for my series nefarious , swearing . #. word count! — 791 #. masterlist!
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7:20p.m december 24.
kazuyuki sighed as he propped his right leg up, trying to sketch more efficiently, his upper and lower back were practically going numb from the slouching. still, the growling in his stomach made every sitting position he could think of very uncomfortable.
he groaned annoyingly, slamming the pen on the chabudai as he got up, making his way to the kitchen.
he turned on the faucet as the cold water hit his skin. it felt nice. he then turned it off, opening the cabinet where he stored his noodle stash.
shin cup noodle soup.
a smile crept up his face, he then closed the cabinet as he spoke loudly.
“hana-chan, are you hungry?—” he says only to realise that kazehana wasn’t home. she was in kyoto along with aizawa, yamada, eri, and shinsō.
he then sighs, as he took the electric kettle as he poured water on it then turned it on. he remembered how yamada was pestering him to join them in kyoto only for him to refuse, at least dozens of times. it took a lot of reassuring but it was quite worth it.
click.
he heard the electric kettle turn off, he then took off the plastic that wraps the cup noodles and then took off the lid halfway before pouring the boiling water. he hummed in satisfaction putting back the kettle where it belonged as he closed the lid, quickly walking towards the messy table where he has been doing nothing but sketching all day.
7:40p.m
“its been a while since i spent christmas alone.” he chuckles, that bitter taste on his tongue, he could pretend that spending this stupid holiday alone is enough, but deep down, he wanted to spend this ‘stupid’ holiday with someone he loved other than kazehana of course, go to stupid festivals, kiss that stupid person under a sakura tree, while holding his hand, his pretty crimson red eyes and spiky hair—
he jumped out of his seat, hitting his knee on the table which caused a minimal spillage from the cup noodles, his heart beating rapidly as he looked at his phone which was ringing annoyingly and the main cause of why his daydreaming was interrupted— hold on why was he daydreaming about bakugō— it doesn’t matter— who the hell is calling him this late at night— especially when christmas is right around the corner.
he snatched his phone from the table as if the phone did something horrible to him— well it kind of did—  anyways, as he looked at the familiar caller id.
“ かっちゃん “
“oi, ikari.” said the short-tempered blond.
“m—moshi moshi—! i— ” kazuyuki stuttered, his hands going uncomfortably cold as he turned to look at his ipad.
“what’s wrong with you?” said katsuki, disgust was visible in his tone. “nevermind that, i heard you’re spending the holidays alone?”
“ah yes, i am, fortunately.” said kazuyuki, keeping his composure. “why?”
“ ‘fortunately’? you talk as if you didn’t dump your problems on me like 3 weeks ago.” he says aggressively. “go—” 
“ —KATSUKI!! GET DOWN HERE AND EAT DINNER!” the voice of katsuki’s mother was audible as if she was in the room. “GIVE ME A FUCKING SECOND OLD HAG!” he yelled back as kazuyuki pulled the phone away from his right ear.
“anyways— pack your stuff, you’re staying with me for the week— at least by new years then you can fuck off.” said katsuki. “i’m picking you up, be quick.”
“e—eh?! c—chotto matte—!” he was about to protest but the call ended shortly after.
kazuyuki panics as he devoured the noodles, it was almost cold. he then ran to his room, opening the drawers under his bed where he mostly kept his backpacks as he snatched a black bag, large enough to fit a week's worth of clothes and extra plus fashionable.
putting smaller bags inside the large bag, and not to forget his electronics and some books. and of course, changing his clothes into more presentable ones than his loose t-shirt and pants.
as the doorbell rang, kazuyuki was quick to carry his bag and close all the lights except the single light that was ignited at the genkan.
“good evening, bakugō-san.” said kazuyuki.
katsuki examined the tall guy in front of him, he was at least 182cm. his front hair was quite a mess. katsuki clicked his tongue as he walked towards kazuyuki, tucking a part of his hair behind his ear, now his pretty purple eyes were much more visible. pretty.
“better.” he said softly as kazuyuki fixed his glasses, a blush was visible on his cheeks as he hid it with his crocheted scarf. “come on. that old hag is waiting.” he says, taking kazuyuki’s hand into his.
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メリークリスマス!i will be writing a new years special soon~ stay tuned ! <3
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bakupolyqueen · 2 years
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The real reason Bakugou doesn’t let anyone in his room is because his bed is in the direct center away from all of the walls.
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kirihoon · 1 year
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BAKUGOU GETTING HIT WITH A TRUTH QUIRK
because why not 🤷🏻‍♀️
cw: tons of curse words
"Bakugou-san, are you okay?" you ask him. You saw him get hit with a villain's quirk earlier. Though he seems physically fine. Well, relatively. He has more than a few scratches and bruises from the fight. Nothing that'll leave a mark tho. You're still worried of how the quirk might affect him.
"tsk. I'm not fine! I'm hurt!" you stood there shocked at his response. Never in the five years you've known him has he ever answered that way. You've heard him say he was fine while being wheeled into the hospital, stabs all over him.
Bakugou is just as shocked at his answer.
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That isn't what he meant to say! He's not fucking weak! He's the strongest hero, damn it!
But he doesn't have time to ponder this because you quickly move over to him, checking every inch of his body and muttering that he needs to go to the hospital.
"Oy! I said I'm not fine." He meant to say he was fine! He swears! Please don't think he's some weak ass hero who can't handle a few cuts. "Fuck! That isn't what I meant to say!"
At this point, you're freaking the fuck out. How hurt does he have to be to actually admit it? You don't even register you're surroundings. Neither of you notice the villain tied up and smirking at you and Bakugou's little conversation.
"Are you in pain? What can I do? How can I help? I swear it's gonna be okay. Okay? Don't panic, don't fucking panic!" you say in a rushed increasingly higher voice.
You are definitely not panicking, nope. Bakugou's fine. He's a hero. He's a great, strong, and resilient hero. He's going to be okay. He is. You promise yourself that he is. But, but what if?
Your breathing quickens now. This can't be happening. He can't, he can't do this. You haven't even been able to confess your feelings to him. You've been hyping yourself up for a couple months now, ever since you've decided to admit you like him after a few years of silence. He can't not let you at least say it. Selfish bastard.
"Y/n? Are you okay? I know you're cute as fuck when you're worrying about me but you don't have to. I'm going to be okay."
What. The. Fuck. Where the fuck did that come from? Bakugou didn't mean to say that. Well, it is true, he thinks. But all his blood is now rushing to his cheeks. Blush reaching even his ears and neck.
You're no better. You're wide eyes from panic are now due to you being flustered. Okay, calm down Y/n. There has to be a rational reason why a hero waaayyy out of your league is saying you're cute. Maybe he got hit in the head a little too hard? Maybe it was a quirk that makes him lie or damaged his eyesight or something. Yeah, that's probably it.
You say nothing as you turn around and find a medic who could help him. You practically sprint away from him. Your heart is beating too fast. Maybe you should find yourself a medic too.
Bakugou is left there, embarrassed. Oh no. He's an idiot. Y/n ran away. Of course, they don't like him that way. That sweet angel sent by the gods. How could theh ever like a loud, aggressive, and angry man like him?
He needs to explain himself. Maybe he could say it was a joke. But that seems cruel. Maybe he could say he wasn't talking about you. No, that doesn't even make sense. Maybe he could blame Deku. Yeah, that always works. But how could he make it seem like Midoriya's fault.
He ends his inner monologue and decides he should just talk to you. He found you alone near one of the ambulances, looking around.
"Hey, y/n. Let me explain." Okay that's the easy part. Now, for the actual explaining part. He's a mighty hero, he's taken down a shit ton of villains. Why does this seem to be way harder. "The truth is, I like you. I have for a while now. It's true, you're cute when you worry. Especially when it's about me. It's nice to know I matter enough to you for you to actually care if I'm okay."
Huh? That's both of your reactions. Where the fuck did that come from? This time, Bakugou is the one to leave. Embarrassed and scared of your response.
You catch up to him and grab his wrist. "I like you too, Bakugou-san! I thought I never had a chance with you. Please, go on a date with me!" Your puppy dog eyes stare at him, into his soul. You patiently wait for his response despite your growing anxiety. "F-fine! Dumbass. I should have been the one to ask you out." He says, rolling his eyes. Yet, he still couldn't hide the smile on his face and twinkle in his eyes while staring at you.
Six months later, you and Bakugou are happily together. You and him were sorting through a couple criminals' files for a report when you stumble across the incident that kick-started your relationship. Only then did you realize he was hit with a truth quirk.
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Bonus:
"What just happened?" A flabbergasted Midoriya asks as he watched the interaction between Bakugou and Y/n.
"I genuinely don't know." Kirishima answers, looking equally shocked.
The villain snickered, "I know what happened~" he says in a teasing tone. The two men look at him, waiting for an explanation.
"I hit him with a truth quirk, he can only say the truth for a couple hours" he says, smirking despite the chains around him.
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"Hey, Bakubro! Who's your best and manliest bro in the whole world?" Kirishima asks Bakugou back at the office. Only the two of them and Midoriya are present. They just finished discussing the logistics of the incident.
"What the fuck? Obviously it's you, Shitty Hair!"
"Aw, Bakubro, you're so sweet!"
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"Soooo, Kacchan, do you like, only pretend to still hate me?" Midoriya felt guilty for using the villain's quirk but this was just too good to let go.
"Of course, you're my oldest friend and stuck with me through my bullshit. I'll be a damned fool to actually hate you now." Midoriya straight up just bursts into tears.
He's going to kill these two.
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a/n: yey finally finished with this. imagine all the questions kaminari would ask him if he found out.
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ficsbynats · 5 months
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The moment you sat down, you regretted your decision. Before long a practically radioactive bowl of ramen was placed in front of you. opposite to you was katsuki, with a grin you wanted to smack off his face.
Today at breakfast you strutted up to katsuki and stole his chopsticks with a piece of chicken right from his hands and popped it in your mouth. All around you you recall hearing the terrified gasps of mina, denki and sero.
"Y/N!!!", Mina screamed.
"Are you okay??", Sero questioned.
"HERE TAKE THIS QUICK!!!",kaminari exclaimed offering you his strawberry milk box.
"Huh?", You looked at them, confused at their reaction.
"WHAT THE HELL IDIOT?!", bakugou screamed towards you to which you just gave a cheeky grin chewing your food.
Before continuing your bickering, you looked back to see the three of them looking at you in shock. Kirishima spoke up, "uhh y/n you okay?"
"Huh? Yea why wouldn't I be?", You heard katsuki grumble something about how you wouldn't be if you ever dare do this again.
"Well...", He side eyed bakugou's lunch, "it's just that bakubro's food's really spicy... So you doing good?"
"Yea girl bakugou's food is not to mess with."
You smacked your lips, the food was actually pretty spicy but it wasn't that bad, but then you had to go and open your big ass mouth, "pfft this? Spicy?", You turned to bakugou, "this spicy to you? Haha this is amateur stuff bakugou!", You said with a smirk taking the chance to tease him without thinking of the consequences.
You could see bakugou getting much MUCH more pissed off. "The hell you said?..."
Your grin faltered as you heard his tone. You were in so much trouble.
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And so the challenge commenced. Across from you sat Bakugou, with an identical bowl Infront of him as well. Both of you started eating your hot ones style ramen bowls. At first it was okay, you had an amazing plan: eat as quickly as you can before the spice kicks in. You had your pride and reputation to save for goodness sake...
Honestly, how you got out of that alive you have no idea. Both of you were able to finish the bowls unharmed, but your taste buds will disagree. But you revel in the fact that Bakugou seemed almost as struck by the spice as you. Although he was good at hiding it, you picked up on the subtle signs and the smug smirk never left your red, swollen lips for the rest of the night.
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Extra: An hour after lights out, you hear a quiet knock on your door, opening which revealed a messy haired Bakugou. "..... Wanna go grab a fuckin ice cream or something..." He said in a small voice. You noticed his own swollen lips and flushed cheeks. effects of the spice, you thought. With a small laugh, you replied "sure, let's go."
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A/n: look, My relationship with motivation has just been a bit wonky, we're supposedly taking a "break" but it came back for a while, I don't exactly know how long it will stay but I try my best to keep our relationship secure, okay? Anyways, enjoy this little piece of writing. I hope the next one will come soon.
In the meantime, check out my blog for longer pieces or similar ones. take care and water your plants, pet your pets and drink water.
Comments, reblogs and any interactions are very much appreciated. Drop a request. Stay safe <3
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kaidabakugou · 1 year
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working out with bakugou and waiting behind him until he bends over to grab the weights to touch his asshole through his workout shorts just to see him clench his butt cheeks from the sudden intrusion
bursting out laughing when he does, your giggles making him smile, cursing “you little shit” under his breath whilst he sets the weight back down before turning around to put you in a headlock
kirishima laughing from the bench he’s in lifting dumbbells where he has a clear view of the two of you as he bursts out laughing when he sees bakugou tackle you into the foam floor
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atsushiki · 1 year
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Ok but, katsuki seeing you side eyeing a male employees butt. AND Thinking and saying "What the fuck woman?" With a scowl and your just like "Wha-?"
"Your were staring at that fuckers ass" he snapped,
"I mean i won't deny that, but i was just thinking." You stared at him and continued with a smirk,
"How your ass is sooo much better" you draw out with a grin, and it absolutely mortifiys him, making a deep blush appear in his cheeks. As he gaps at what you just said, mind you this man has fucked you many times.
"Shu- Shut up!" He roars as you howler in laughter.
That's the thought, for today. I'm currently at a dep store and just thought, how would katsuki react to you side eyeing someone's ass. And lmao i just felt like this was hilarious 😭🤣
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Thinking about Bakugou getting so mentally overstimulated when he finally has you in his bed, your tight cunt wrapped around him.
His mind is going 1000 miles an hour, fingers digging into the fat of your hips, his only goal being how bad he wants to hear you beg him for his cum, wants to hear you tell him how bad you need him.
He finally growls out against your skin, a demanding, breathy “say it,” and you just stop, pause, and twist to look at him, brows furrowed in confusion, and it’s in that exact moment he realizes he’s not actually said any of his thoughts out loud.
Years after you’re married, you still tease him about it, coming up behind him just to whisper a cheeky little “say it,” before you’re gone again, usually in public so you can watch his face get bright red (from a safe distance).
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pixeldemonia · 9 months
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Orange cats are something to be scared of
They're crazy
In a good way
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My family adopted a new cat! She's a little baby and her name is Nina! Corel is still getting used to her since she is really energetic and is always trying to get his attention, and he just wants to sleep, were all doing our best to accommodate to the changes 😺
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willowser · 4 months
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willow!!! how do u think katsuki texts!!!!
oh i love this topic LMAOOO i think he's. so bad. i mean !! i think he gets better over time but in the beginning especially, he's so dry and clean cut. i think a lot of it has to do with the fact that he's not really a "small talk" kind of person ?? so dragging out a conversation through text is probably so pointless to him, i think, when he could just call you and get it over with. say what he needs to say, find out what he needs to find out.
but !! when you're pursuing someone !!! you wanna text them !! so i think he's a very straightforward texter. to initiate a conversation, i think he just says, "how are you?" and if you respond, like, oh i'm good how are you !!, then he just says, "good." LMAOOOOO
in a way though i think he's a little more ??? honest ?? open ?? on the phone ?? like if you text him i can't wait to see you tonight :) instead of getting all shy and pink (he still does, you just can't see him), he says, "me too." LOL i would have a fit texting him like i really think he is so dry.
later in your relationship though i think he would send you little "love you" or "miss you" texts 🥺 maybe an emoji or two !! a little better but not much LOL
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thehusbandoden · 10 months
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MHA boys reacting to you torturing an Endeavor plushy.
(Izuku, Bakugou, Shoto, Hawks, and Dabi).
Umm yeah I don't know what happened.. lol can't ensure the quality, but they're all pretty short.
Giggling evily, you stabbed the other arm savagely. Taking a moment to twist the needle around, you admired your work. The Endeavor plushy had stuffing spilt out along his legs, arms and crotch. The weapon that caused such destruction was still in-between your thumb and index finger as you continued to poke holes throughout the plushy's body, making sure not to end his life.. yet. As you move to make the killing blow, you heard the door open.
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Midoriya Izuku:
As the door opened, you turned to see your boyfriend: Izuku. Glancing at the time, you realized that it was already study time. "B-B-Baby?!" Izuku squeaked, eyeing the torn up plushy under needle point. "Oh! Hey Zuku! I'll be done in a minute! Ooh or I'll let him slowly bleed out!" You giggle, eyeing the plushy with disgust. "W-what are you doing to Endeavor san?" Izuku asked nervously, awkwardly sitting on the edge of your bed. "Making him pay. Todoroki san told me about him.. and he fired my (parent/guardian)." "O-oh.." "Would you like to try!?" "N-no thanks.. in fact... I'll see you tomorrow.. I'm gonna go.." I nodded, giving Izuku a smile before getting back to mercilessly murdering the scumbag.
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Bakugou Katsuki:
"What are you doing." Bakugou grumbled, crimson eyes focused on the torn up doll on the ground. "Oh! Hey I'm just working on some hobbies while I wait for you." You reply, acting like it was completely normal. "What the actual f-" "Shh just be quiet about it! Let's start, I need to help you with your math!" "(Y/n). I'm the one helping you." "Pshh okay. We can say that."
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Todoroki Shoto:
"Baby. This is unacceptable." I jumped at Shoto's disappointed voice. "But Shoto! He's a jerk!" "I'm very aware. But that doesn't excuse the fact that you were enjoying yourself without me." "Oh- Baby I'm so sorry! Here, let's burn all of his limbs off together." It took a few plushies to satisfy Shoto's hunger for vengeance, but we did get there.
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Hawks: (🤣😂)
"(Y/N) (L/N)!" Hawks screeched, lunging toward the injured doll. "DON'T YOU DARE SAVE HIM! YOU HEARD WHAT THAT POOR BOY WENT THROUGH!" You yell, running away with the doll in your hands. "DO NOT KILL THAT DOLL." "I'M GOING TO KILL HIM!" "NOOOOOOOO!"
Yeah I have 0 idea what that was
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Dabi:
I squeal as I feel strong arms encircle my waist, lifting me up. Turning my head, I giggled as I saw Dabi. "Dabi?" Dabi just sat down on our shared bed and pulled me into his lap. "Marry me." Dabi whispered, kissing my face lovingly. "W-what?" "Marry me." Dabi repeated, making it sound close to a command. Before I could even answer Dabi was sweetly pecking my lips over and over again.
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