#bald as a fucking egg

[dailykeiji]

Can you draw him bald

today's keiji's is: like to slap his bald head reblog to slap his bald head

#he looks like an egg. or a very fucked up saitama. one punch keiji #you know i think i hate this. can you tell i don't ever draw bald people #your turn to die #yttd #keiji shinogi #my art #ask tag #daily keiji

[thesicklycowboy]

Detrans transphobes spoutin off balding and shit to scare me off of HRT as if these bitches arent my gender envy

#youll look like a crusty middle aged man 😓😢😣!! okay?? thats the point. shut the fuck up #detrans #trans #hrt #gender goals #balding #if i went wreath mode even id just go full on egg head. i got no shame. #house md #breaking bad #gta v #icp #shaggy 2 dope #gravity falls

[moe-broey]

.................... Guess who gave himself a shit ass haircut and got haunted by another shaggy haired blonde about it.

#can't say 'harassed' really like it was the voices. but still. he told me to get more bald. #anyways i succumbed to madness. #i'm still wanting to lurk about it but this is really funny. like undeniably. i wouldn't even consider dima to be a blorbo #and he's bullying me. or maybe it's solidarity. maybe the voices told HIM to get bald too. #i barely have a mullet now. it is the shortest a mullet can possibly be. it's so sad. #and one thing about me is i actually get dysphoric if my hair is too short. it's insane. but true. #fucked up offbrand gender. still some guy about it. but it's Weird. #and stupid. if i'm entirely honest. #one bitter silver lining is less sensory issues though. like i am reminded (partly) of why i always wore it short egg mode #still... my fucking hair. just. the worst anyone has ever done it . #i feel slightly out of control and i just fuck everything up . and i just have to live like this. for months. #DEVASTATING.....

[brokerat]

I just think he's a cutie 😌😌

#mortal kombat #hate him bald like??? you look like a fucking egg man #mk x kano is THE hottest he's ever been #but 11 is good too i wish he still looked older tho #hes supposed to be like 50 something or something!!! #whatever he's still my little squeaky toy

[strixhaven]

truly i have so much power now. my hair can be any color i want nothing and nobody can stop me

#and i wreck it i’ll just buzz it. ez #thinking very fondly about how i mentioned to the bestie that if i fucked up my hair somehow i’d just buzz it #and she immediately went “NOOO i’d have to photoshop you onto an egg then 😭” as if she wouldn’t have any other choice #which she wouldn’t. diane if you’re reading this and i buzz my hair you gotta edit me to be bald too

[impossibletruths]

I love dragon age so much

#love my inquisitor love the world love the fucked up politics and religion #love my bald egg man #I'm so excitedddddddddddddd #dragon age

[gorgosim]

Bleaching half of my head, wish me luck yall 🖤💚

#havent bleached my hair in like 8 years #if I go half bald #well #changing my name to Egg Ivy #also my hair is dyed black so LMAO #FUCK

[peapod20001]

My witch species ocs are literally huge fucking birds with fucking teeth and it is the most amazing thing ever

#about my ocs #ok they aren’t LITERALLY birds I think they’d be closer to dinosaurs really #they can do magic kinda (hence the name witch) and they’re hard headed in the literal sense #and sometimes in the metaphorical (?) sense. they’ll kool aid man a wall with their face and be fine #they have flat teeth. no sharps!! they’re born out of eggs so they need egg breakers on their face yknow #they’re fucking HUGE for no reason. shorter ones are usually mixed species #their top halves are usually really strong. gotta hold up those huge noggins. they too heavy most times #they have swivel owl necks. full 360° that shit #and yes they do the bird thing where their body moves but their head doesn’t <3 #most all of em have a major blind spot right in front of their face. so they can only really see out of one eye at a time </3 #their hair is usually thin and feathery. some don’t even have hair at all (see James who is bald) #anyways I like them and how they obviously tower over literally everyone else <3

[tinyr3y]

Playing DA:I again and i am just glaring at an egg every time someone makes a comment about elven lore.

#i am still gonna fuck the egg #he is hot and bald #dragon age inquisition #solas x lavellan #hot egg #sexy egg

[lavendertarot]

Every day there is a little demon on my shoulder (that tells me to murder Jeff Bezos) and a little angel on my other shoulder (that tells me to wait until I'm more independent to kill Jeff Bezos)

#my posts #fuck that bald little egg man

[kokaibop]

not to be an exol gatekeeping a damn egg tray but the reason it worked with the exos bald heads was bc antis* have been using eggs / eggso (derogatory) for ages so it made sense, with other people it just doesn't hit 🤷🏻‍♀️

#*95% of them being armies btw #sorry i have to side with twt exol on this one #you calling them eggs / eggso as an insult? for years but now that ur faves are going to the barracks we're all eggso eggtan whatever #being rly chronically online rn but i'll never get over how downright nasty and cruel and psychopatic armies have been to exo and fans duri #-ng enlistment but now they use the same jokes and coping mechanisms #AND get mad at bald jokes...... while they where literally wishing DEATH to the enlisted exos #wishing minseok got shot at the dmz mocking kyungsoo for cooking mocking baekhyun for doing public service #calling exols pro military for waiting for the exos.... #now look at them !!! #yk what i AM gatekeeping the damn egg tray fuck them #tdl

[unawakening-float07]

….. why do i think bald trixie mattel is kind of sexy?

#i blame my last ex #he was a balding and thinning white guy with very little hair #but he was so fucking hot so now whenever i see like #someone with an egg as a head i’m like #i need them

[amaxantys]

representative pam altendorf youuuuuuu are the most annoying woman on the planet its incredible they should give you an award for that or something

#we r discussing abortion access why the fuck are you talking about bald eagles #i know this comes as a surprise to you but terminating a pregnancy is not the same as harming bald eagle eggs because we are not birds #if there were species more intelligent than humans capable of murking human babies at a whim we would have far bigger problems #amax antics

[wormtiddies]

people who can wear their hair pulled back without looking like a fucking egg have true privilege

#i just want my hair out of my face and yet I look like an egg!! a fucking egg!!! a weird bald egg!!! #My forehead isn’t even like an abnormal size it’s just I need the volume on top of me head or it looks weird #Pain #freys babble

[thmollusk]

rescuing a cat from a former millennial household is so brutal. this cat responds to the name loki and i’m trying to rebrand him as egg yolk just so i don’t have to call him fucking loki

#tape.text #we also call him lolo kiki #i mostly call him egg yolkeo though #he also goes by mr. reef shark/mr. reefer because if we’re laying down in bed he’ll circle us like a shark #literally i love this cat so much he likes to curl up and cuddle like a teddy bear and he’s never bit or scratched anyone on purpose #he has really bad anxiety so he used to lick bald spots on himself that i don’t think will ever fully grow back #so he has a little heating pad he’ll sit by and wait for me or my girlfriend to turn on for him #literally. couldn’t ask for a better cat i love him so much #but i can’t fucking stand his name. and he fucking responds to it GOD

[diogoatjota]

Asylum seekers are gonna get even less money now.... I wont ever forgive every right wing populist who made up another migrant crisis for the fun of it

#im counting scholz btw you fucking bald egg #i fucking hate it here they were already getting too little all of this because of that stupid dentist comment from merz jesus christ #sham!s rambles