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He runs around in his underwear out in public.
He sees ghosts and hears voices in his head, one of which is his deity.
He dresses up like a ninja, a belly dancer, and a monster on a regular basis.
He sneaks into places only women are allowed.
He eats raw meat and drinks bugs and lizards.
He sees a bunch of tiny talking trees nobody else can.
And collects their droppings for TRADE.
Does BotW/TotK Link sound SANE to you?
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bigmeatpete69420 · 7 months
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Did you guys know that drain bamage has a very particular flavor?
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beescherger · 5 months
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why is it called an oven when you of in the hot cold food hot pinto bean eat food cold of heat tater tot casserole icosidodecahedron demisemihemidemisemiquaver supercalifragilisticexpialidocious pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis BEANS
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prettybeatup · 9 months
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Emmo hitchin' a ride
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miamierre · 10 months
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WHAT is your twitter account??
anon congratulations on being perhaps the only person on earth to actively search out my Annoyingsona
i'm @giantsapoiogist on twitter :) but i definitely don't post there like i do on here. i keep the rpf content to platforms where i'm mostly safe from people i may know irl! 90% of the Phoebe Twitter Experience is sporadic tweets about tv shows i'm watching until september, when those tweets become about american football 🏈
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serostuffsmh · 2 years
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Did you go to the hospital or something?
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Nope. I was alone and do not have a driver’s license. I went outside when I got up and let my bathroom air out.
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tuungaq · 4 months
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anna calvi wolf like me cover is so jfj coded… particularly transfem jfj coded. the brainrot is seeping in
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theenbynightingale · 4 months
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Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Total Drama (Cartoon) Rating: Not Rated Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Julia/Mary Kate "MK" (Total Drama) Characters: Mary Kate "MK" (Total Drama), Julia (Total Drama), Chef Hatchet (Total Drama) Additional Tags: Canon Compliant, At least until Monday, Idiots in Love, toxic yuri, Love Confessions (kinda sorta not really), Spoilers for TDI 2023 Season 2, Especially episode 6, Mild Hurt/Comfort, One Shot, MK is out of character but it's okay because she's concussed Summary:
MK is still a little delirious after getting beaten to a pulp by a bear, as one usually is. Thankfully, her one friend ally is around to help her... which is very uncharacteristic for Julia to do.
I said that I had this idea earlier today and people said I should go through with writing it so I did I love MKulia. I know I shouldn’t expect them to be canon but I can’t help myself. I’m so ready to be disappointed
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emosockrat · 3 months
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Pre-drain bamage cracky based on datchia’s theroy thingy 😈😈
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mks drain bamage line is the funniest shit to me unironically my favorite line in this entire show.
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bigmeatpete69420 · 7 months
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I would fail a concussion base line test stone cold sober.
Even to this day I don't know the months in order, I don't know what number day it is, probably don't even know what day of the week it is
Fuck with me
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shurveer · 9 months
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Noi seriously,
Cuties I think i gots vrain bamage
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miamierre · 2 years
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i'm usually not big on the childhood friends to lovers trope, because it's not ✨spicy✨ enough for me. real life is different though, and i can't believe piarles are real and not a trope like????? the infamous "they know each other by heart" is a really pretty sentence in french and it just fits them PERFECTLY. it's just true??? the touches, the glances.... unreal. it's knowing they always will have each other it's like diving in a warm bath it's having a rock when everything around you is crumbling..... everytime I read a childhood anecdote about them (like sleeping at each other's when they had races in Italy or France??) also that's personal but northern boy pierre and southern boy charles 👀
ok anon literally. literally. i dont even have anything to add like u took this straight out of my BRAIN wow wow wow
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randomfanner · 2 years
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Wildly (in)accurate description of all the BSD cast
A bunch of anxiety cats in a trench coat.
Where the song 'raining men' comes from.
There is a stick shoved so far up his ass you can see it when he speaks.
Sugar high Doctor Who
Just a small town boy, born and raised in south Detroit.
Battle Lesbian.
Incest, Yandere Edition 1
Incest, Yandere Edition 2
Childhood Trauma two: I watch my parents die and blame myself
HEADLINE: Man hordes children
Sickly Victorian Boy with Daddy Issues
World's number one simp
Prettier than you AND can slit your throat
Twister Grandpa
What do you mean there is more to him?
I AM GONNA BURN DOWN YOUR HOUSE, WITH THE LEMONS
Every time you make a short joke, he gets 20% more powerful.
Every horror movie ever.
Everyone's favorite milf
Your friendly neighbor pediatric doctor.
Angry child.
I hope he wasn't your favorite.
Over worked man.
Capitalism
Social Anxiety part one.
I am shocked there isn't more hentai of him.
Country boy I love you, ahhhhh
Shirts, they are optional.
INTO THE FRIDGE
Hama from Avatar the Last Air Bender
Social Anxiety, part two(comes with a raccoon!)
Just an old man.
Just a small child.
Gamer boy.
Worst Dad Award goes too!
Drain Bamage.
IN RUSSIA THE CLOWNS MAKE YOU A JOKE
Does anyone like this old man?
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emeraldbabygirl · 3 months
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My neighbor really think she’s the shit. She ain’t even a fart
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Just sharing the latest hood news on the crazy neighbor <3 we shall pray for her drain bamage ✌️😔
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whimsicalmonstrosity · 3 months
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and the drain bamage and the braim danage and the daim bramage and th-
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