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Xes, Lies, and Deceit

"Repeat a lie often enough, you'll start to believe it."

WARNING: IT'S A LONG ONE, SORRY.

DISCLAIMER

***all information stated in this post is alleged and not fact unless proven to be. All information stated in this post is based on tarot, divination, and intuition only and is done for entertainment purposes only.***

That's what this whole set of readings will be called. This relationship started with those ingredients. It is currently being used to keep the relationship alive, and it will be the downfall. I hated reading on them, this was worse than reading on Rachel + the pheasant. That says a lot, seeing how those two literally made me sick. At least Rachel + the pheasant were consistent and true to who they were.

These two don't know which way is up. I find it concerning when you have to manifest a relationship so hard, are your motives genuine? I took a few moments after doing this reading to tap into their energies. These two have lied so much to themselves, family, friends, staff, and the public that they are now believing the lie they are selling. Chris has met his match in Alba. Every time he love-bombs her, she follows up with a form of manipulation and starts love-bombing him. It's this vicious cycle and they love it.

How does Chris feel about his relationship with Alba?

First thing first I hate this deck but when I asked which one I should use, this one kept showing up. (9ofW, Hermit rvsd, 4ofP rvsd, Knight of Cups, Sun)

He is very overwhelmed with everything now that it's out in the open. He needs more time to reflect and reconnect to himself spiritually. He's started to cut himself off from people (the blocking on IG and Twitter). This is a lot for him to deal with and people are giving their opinions left and right and it's only freaking him out more. He's using this time to reevaluate things, his career, his family, his friends, and most importantly this relationship ship. He doesn't like that people are not responding so well to the relationship. Chris feels that he's put in hard work to make things work and doesn't understand why people can't be happy for him. He is very moody right now, if someone sneezes he gets annoyed. There seems to be a slight delusion going on that he is constantly telling himself so that he doesn't focus on the negative things people are saying or what he's reading. He should be careful because that delusion will result in him making a rash decision that he'll regret sooner rather than later. Despite all of his concerns, he has very high hopes that this will work out and not go south.

How does Alba feel about her relationship with Chris?

She seems very nervous, almost anxious. Like I couldn't deal the cards fast enough.

She's very happy right now and full of hope that this relationship will result in marriage. There seems to be a vast difference of opinions resulting in some heated arguments and conflict. She feels like she's accomplished something with this relationship. She manifested this relationship and is happy about the outcome. She has no plans for the relationship to fail and is determined to see what she's planned come true. But that's as far as she's gotten. She hasn't thought about what happens after she gets what she wants. There's a bigger picture here and she needs to step back and see it before going forward.

Side Note: when I saw her manifesting it was in stages.

Stage 1: I wanna meet Captain America. Stage 2: I wanna sleep with Captain America. Stage 3: no now I wanna date Chris Evans.

All of these stages happened at different points in her life. She manifested day and night for this to happen and now that she's gotten what she wants she wants a ring.

How does Chris's mother feel about his relationship with Alba?

I kept trying to swallow and for some reason there was a lot of spit in my mouth.

There is major tension, maybe even a few arguments that lead to things being said that can't be taken back. This relationship has done a number on their mother-son relationship. 😬 my gaw keeps clinching and I have to actively remind myself to let go. She's been doing everything she can to get him to leave her, but this time her persuasion is not working. She's very confused about the hold alba has on her son. She feels as though this relationship has and will ruin his career. It has also brought up how he's been supporting his mother financially, maybe he's been told to cut her off or cut back but money is at the center of this heated exchange. She is hoping that this will pass and she'll become another ex. Believes Chris is not thinking straight and being very impulsive when it comes to this chick.

What does Scott think of Chris's relationship with Alba?

Yooooo 🤣. I couldn't even shuffle due to a sudden burst of laughter. Also for some reason he wanted me to split my deck into and not 3 🤔.

They've gotten into it about this relationship, so badly that Scott had to distance himself. He's at a point where this relationship is for the birds and is moving on. His opinion of the relationship is very strong about his opinion of it, but like I've said he's at a place where he wants to move past it. He's very disconnected and unconcerned about the relationship. The top of the deck is the queen of pentacle reversed, he thinks Chris is very stubborn and sees the money he's losing. The bottom of the deck is the fool reversed he thinks that the relationship was not well thought out and is almost reckless. He sees the damage it has caused Chris and has tried to point it out but Chris has those rose-colored glasses on.

What does Alba's mom think about the relationship?

This is the first time I've seen all of the cards not reversed. (Hanged man, king of cups, 3 of pentacle, the empress).

She thinks alba is sacrificing her career for this guy and thinks they are moving too fast. But when she sees them together she sees how well they work together and believes that it's a well-balanced relationship. Again she sees them as a great team and feels that they are very supportive of one another. She believes their love will survive through all of their hardships and result in marriage and kids. 👀

Any other information about this relationship?

For this question, for some reason, I was shown the Celtic cross. Ugh, I don't like it because I am not confident translating it, but oh well I do as I'm told.

Right now they are enjoying the fruits of their labor. They will be taking or already have taken a vacation together that was planned recently. During this vacation, the subject of their public image comes up. The current problem is that Chris is falling from his good image spotlight due to the relationship being outed. They are both resisting a big change that has been poking its head in. Turning a blind eye to what's in front of them. They are about to celebrate some event, most likely an anniversary. The happiness will be short-lived. Despite the celebration, they are both thinking about how they are bored in the relationship which mainly consists of 🫨 xes. Unconsciously they are trying to be patient with one another and the relationship itself. Not sure how long it will take for the patience to wear thin. There is influence from family, and the fact that they are negative it is causing a lot of conflicts, and arguments between the two of them. Also include the fact that the public is throwing in their opinion, which is also causing unnecessary arguments. There is finger-pointing and blaming the other for their current unhappiness and doubt about their relationship. This relationship is built off lust, obsession, and codependency. There's that reversed hermit again 🤦🏾‍♀️. In the end, they'll both feel lonely in the room with one another.

Will Chris and alba get married?

It's like I have brain fog or something asking this question and shuffling cards. For some reason I couldn't grip the cards right, still deciding if I should read the card that hit the floor. The picture I've seen is that it's been on the table, then taken off, then back, and the cycle continues. It's like marriage is being used as a reward for good behavior and bad behavior results in one of them removing it 🤷🏾‍♀️.

Was told to pull 5 cards this time (ace of Wands, 5 of swords, 8 of Wands, hangedman, six of swords).

Personal note, I see Wands as magic/manipulation, and I see swords as a battle to get to whatever outcome, the hangedman I view as sneaky and up to something with their hands behind their back.

Now back to your regular programming: they are excited and very much in bliss (not love), remember there's a cloud of obsession and lust hanging over them. The air is still full of arguments from both outside influences and internal influences. They are in for surprises I don't see them as ones they want but as ones that someone has planted to cause them to break up and/or distrust each other. They are trying to rush things and the universe keeps telling them to slow down. The relationship will not get to the final destination of a wedding. When I meditated on this question before touching the cards I saw cherry blossoms as their ending. Almost as a sweet ending to their relationship, with no bad blood, it will happen in the spring and I saw it sometime in March between the 23rd and 26th. Will the public know about it, idk, and idk if it's 2023 or 2024 my internal clock/calendar doesn't show when doing readings. The card on the floor is 6 of pentacle there is support between the two emotionally and also financially, to what capacity 🤷🏾‍♀️.

What will this do to Chris's acting career?

I kept seeing the number 4, don't ask me why. I pulled only 4 cards (the lovers, page of swords reversed, the sun reversed, 8 of cups reversed).

This relationship is a huge test for Chris, he has some major decisions to make that will lead him down different paths. One way leads to a long break (4 years top) he comes back better. While the other way leads to lessons learned, and being booked and busy. He's very indecisive about which direction he wants to go, he's a man full of ideas that have no final results. His commitment issues also play a part in his side jobs. He's afraid of fully committing to one thing because he thinks it's going to fail anyways. He is in a very depressive state because he keeps getting doors closed in his face for roles. If he sticks with continuing to go through this dark tunnel he'll eventually see the light at the end. I tell you he's on the verge of quitting, giving up, and settling for someone available now. He feels like he hasn't accomplished anything in his career or love life. In this case, it appears that he's more so on the side of disappearing for a while because he doesn't see how he'll ever win or be better than he is now. This can change but that's where he's at right now.

What will this do for Alba's career?

While shuffling I started shaking a little like this relationship will shake things up for her.

That's a lot of pentacles, the most I've seen in one question so far. (7 of swords reversed, 6 of pentacles, 10 of pentacles reversed, queen of pentacles reversed).

She's gonna change how she's been making decisions about her career. I did see not too long ago that her friendship with JA gets tested from this relationship and could potentially result in him leaking info about her. She will see more people/companies taking interest in her. Earlier today I saw her revamping her whole team to show a new and approved Alba. (That 10 of pentacles makes sense now). She's losing money and doesn't like that so she cleans the house. (Anytime I see a pentacle upside down I see it as money falling out of your pockets). She's gonna have a hard time booking roles not sure how long but she'll hit a rough patch like Chris. For her, I saw 7 a lot, so it could be 7 weeks, months, or years when her career is at a standstill. The difference is that Chris has HW experience while she's barely getting started.

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