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drapyarts · 9 months

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🕶🪭🎋🌈✨️

#bingqiu #shen qingqiu #luo binghe #scum villian self saving system #svsss #Binghe's supreme bandonkas

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ray-elgatodormido · 2 months

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Hesa pretty princess

Lü Bu the most terrifying warrior in all the land? More like Lü Bu the Pretty Princess ✨

Also the fanfic’s first chapter draft is nearly complete. Yay

#I’m sorry #just rendering some Lü Bu Tiiities as usual #File name: Lü Busssy’s Massive Honka Bandonkas #I love naming my files the absolute worst things #wip #romance of the three kingdoms

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she-whodreams · 2 years

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We both say we have mommy issues and like milfs.

You like older women with big badonkas. I religiously watch mommy bloggers to know what could have been.

We are not the same.

#okay but I like older women with big bandonkas as well

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chasani · 2 months

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funny how

Girl with small tits: censored

Girl with huge tits: censored

Man with small boobs: not censored

Man with the hugest bandonkas hugest knockers biggest bobies youve ever seen: uncensored

Arguably this should be different

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anantaru · 1 year

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No thoughts, head empty, just Alhaitham muscles

bandonkas jiggle jiggle jiggle

#𖤐 anon'#꒰୨ 𖤐 ୧꒱ answered'

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lazaruspiss · 8 months

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jajaja went to save art i reblogged on an old sideblog i decided to stop using before i deactivated it for good, found sexy hooter slade ‘n sent it to a moot before deleting the blog but apparently mobile deactivates every blog under that email :(( clearly i am not tech savvy enough for this app LOL all this bc i wanted to save hooter slade before deleting 🙃

that was him killing you bc he deemed u unworthy to see his bandonka donks 😔 so sorry for ur loss 🙏 and one day i hope u can see hooter slade without ur blog exploding

#asks #hardlycats

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lilacs-world · 3 years

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The holy trinity : cat, boobs, plushie

#lilacs-world #random lilac posts #the holy trinity #queer #bisexuality #lesbian #queer culture #randomness #cat #plushies #bandonkas

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chibigaia-art · 4 years

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Luigi canonically likes cross-dressing or at least it's hinted at. He disguised himself as Peach to fool Bowser and when debunking the whole Bowsette thing by saying the crown only worked on Toadette, they included a (Sorry, Luigi-only Toadette can use this item!)

OOOH WAIT I THINK I REMEMBER SEEING THAT but also curse you for reminding me of bowsette and all the stuff I had to see

#chibiblabbing #everyone was a coward because they all made bowsette with huge bandonkas and no monster feature #Anonymous

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ironic-dysgraphia · 3 years

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Sometimes I think to myself, aren't we funny little humans, idolising certain body shapes as the only ones that can be Sexy, aren't we so strange and novel thinking there's only one or two Good Ways to Have a Body. And then I remember.... We're all just creatures. We really do be sitting there like 'mm yes long tail makes for favourable genetics' 'colourful feather frighten off predator' 'large horns protect good my offspring'. So next time you start to fixate on a particular aspect of attractiveness, ask yourself: 'what would Charles Darwin benefit from this?' send post

#still this does not explain the one greatest question ever asked #what is the evolutionary advantage of huge massive bandonka donka big fat mommy milkers #body positivity #joke #evolution

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monster-and-coffee · 3 years

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So like. I'm non binary (been wondering if im just- transmasc- but that is an issue to unpack another day) and the fact that no amount of starving will get rid of my honkin bandonka moo moo titties is transphobic of god

#thinspo #proana #skinny #not pro just using tags #anamia

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schzunabe · 3 years

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Bandonkas if you may