#banned word list

[lexalovesbooks]

Wait something weird appears to be happening in tags hang on. Testing.

#i’ve grown the world’s heaviest cucumber – it weighs 30lbs and is so big because of my secret formula #i bought a car on facebook marketplace but now i’ve been left £4 #i scooped $30million lotto jackpot but won’t stop playing – i’ve got long list of purchases i’m going to blow cash on #i’ve been kicked out of my home despite being promised it would be mine – now i’m facing massive bill after court battle #i shot to fame on my big fat gypsy wedding & made £10k a time as page 3 girl – but i’ve quit it for a very normal job #apollonia llewellyn risks instagram ban flashing bum on bed as fans say ‘you’re the most beautiful woman i’ve ever seen’ #i bought an ev and regret it – i’ve lost so much money… the price of my motor is falling and no one wants to insure it #okay. test over. where the fuck are these tags coming from??? #i typed in ‘i’ve’ and all of these just. came up #it doesn’t appear to be happening with any other words that i’m testing. wtf #they look like they’re weird clickbaity article titles????

[lesbiankoby]

Kakashi's too depressed to adopt as a teen and young adult, but god damn, if he really wanted to he could just walk in and leave-- like a Doordasher. Just fucking picks up baby Naruto from whatever crib they've got him in like "mine now", and the nurse's like "aight 😐". Like damn, Konoha just leaves orphaned children in an apartment alone at age 5, there's LITTLE that could stop ppl from snatching children no consequence if they rlly wanna

nrjdjrjrjr i mean i’m sure hiruzen would have opinions about kakashi just taking the kid apropos of nothing i just think kakashi is on his list of approved caretakers if they ever bothered to ask him about it (for instance i think jiraiya COULD just up and grab naruto for various reasons though he is incredibly incredibly unsuitable as a guardian on all fronts)

#this is more my opinion that i don’t really think hiruzen was uh. what’s the word. blocking anyone that wasn’t a clan head or an uchiha #from taking in the jinchuurichi #if they wanted to raise the jinchuurichi and he trusted them to do so #this is just an incredibly short list of people he’d ever consider suitable and every single one of them did not want to do that #kakashi has the excuse of being 14 and then traumatized though #I MEAN THIS IS THE END RESULT OF #HIRUZENS BAFFLING DECISIONS RE: NOT LETTING ANYONE ASSOCIATE NARUTO WITH MINATO #so he’s certainly AT FAULT for uh all of the things he’s at fault for #and that his short list is short enough he’d rather naruto mostly raise himself then uh. not do that. eurgh #your guardianship is shit peepaw #naruto tag #REALLY this is more to say i don’t think kakashi is actually banned from seeing naruto? he just actively chooses not too

[sleaterkinnie]

why would u come onto MY ray toro post and for one say hes daddy BUT THEN SAY sexual and non. WHAT. WHAT. be so serious be so for real what the fuck do you mean. one more strike and its no more indoor recess yeah sorry were gonna have quiet reading time instead 

#nobody in this band is daddy im putting that on the banned word list

[chaosbisexual]

having siblings is genuinely so funny because i’ll talk to my sister about everything and we’re scarily similar and then every few months i’ll message my brother just to say “i still haven’t seen the goofy movie” and i’ll get sent a SCATHING call-out of a tiktok in response.

#also me n my sister are smelly and stinky because twin things and also an inside joke #that’s as mean as we ever get with each other #but my brother and i have a list of insults so long my parents had to ban certain words #i love having siblings ngl

[prodelulu]

they are actually my favriotr person in the entire world

#idk how to put into words #never met someone more kind #could write a list about all their traits #this is getting me banned from the lunch function

[orestes-hungry-and-pylades-sober]

Behold, the amazing banned books mug I got for christmas! I also got a pair of socks with it that say bookmarks are for losers! One can never have too many coffee mugs.

#the word banned is raised off the mug a bit #I’m absolutely gonna be making tea in it tomorrow morning #I actually didn’t even know some of the books on here were on the banned list #it’s a very very cool mug #christmas #banned books

[hairenya]

People I can’t discuss without going blind with rage (literally my mind blanks on words that aren’t just screaming motherfucker about them) in no particular order:

- Anton LaVey (Laveyans themselves are okay I guess and like we don’t need any more infighting in our community but the dude himself annoys me to no end)

- King Charles the whatever number they gave that twat

- the former president (I can talk about him but if I have to hear his voice it’s worse than nails on a chalkboard)

- Elon Musk (it’s like when the former president was on Twitter except Elon actually has money. Just constant updates and notifications for the dumbest temper tantrums imaginable)

Feel free to add to this

#jlktalks. #this may actually be in order of how much they annoy me #like in terms of historical damage obvi trump and musk are worse #but there’s a specific type of personality component to it #idk if it’s ego or what #because none of these are on my list of people who are to blame for all of modernity’s problems #for the record that’s John Calvin Ronald Reagan Roy Cohn and Henry Kissinger #but they somehow piss me off more despite being less impactful #it was funny when a kid asked me about Charles and I had to explain to him that I didn’t know how to explain my feelings appropriately #one of the kids also asked me about Andrew tate but I just ended up banning his name from my class #with Charles it’s like no you can talk about him but eventually y’all might hear some new vocabulary words that aren’t district approved

[nofr1lls]

what if i fucked around and expanded my vocabulary

#there was a list of words somewhere I bet it's in my bookmarks from two years ago #post post ban post #room temp

[cosmicriff]

I wonder how the official sp server enforces the no ship talk rule since most of the ship names are normal ass words

#like apparently the ship names are in the banned words list??? how???? #‘I like your art style!’ *BANNED* #South Park

[alex-fa-main]

uhh gsmp members if you can check gangcord we have an issue

#and that issue is minecrafts brand new banned words list

[mylittleredgirl]

okay tumblr’s exclusion from the twitter social media ban list is hilarious but genuinely we do not belong on there. if a real human person asks “where can i find you on social media” and your choice is a swift death or revealing your tumblr, most of us would simply expire. half of y’all change urls every week like you’re in witness protection. just imagine for one second attaching your wholeass government name to your latest two am clownposting and tell me that didn’t send a cold chill down your spine. the only place i ever want to see the words “connect with me on tumblr!” is on the ao3 profile of an author i’m actively stalking. anyone in the world can follow me except anyone i personally know. antisocial media.

#with apologies to beloved mutuals ekjohnston and adibkhorram but this post had to be made #you are braver than any marine etc #i revealed my url recently to some very nerdy lifelong blood-oath level friends and lost feeling in my hands for like six hours #we read each other's livejournals during our peak Dramatic Feelings And Bad Choices years and it still gave me pause #rip twitter #that tumblr lyfe #containment breach

[meraxes-of-new-albion]

Sigh. Love it when people on the internet feel entitled to your existence

#i curate my facebook to be people i know. if i cant recognize your name you get unfriended #this one person. for like. six months. has been making new accounts to try to talk to me #and its like. look. if i do actually know you. then you can figure out a different way to tell me ''hey its me'' #but making new accounts to get around a block and then messaging me angrily about it? lmfao #you honestly think i wont ban the sixth one without saying a damned word? no im not feeding the troll #i had the thought that most social medias will drop the ip banhammer for repeated block evasions #..... except i cant figure out how to access my blocked users list on mobile. #because why tf would you want functionality in your app #so guess itll have to wait till im back at my pc #because im not gonna feed the troll. obviously. but if youre gonna do it this consistently i will escalate. #its a white girl from [redacted] i think evading an ip ban will be beyond her skillset. so ill just take your damn toy away from you #or ill figure out how to ban her ip address personally. either or. #gotta have facebook unfortunately necause the work groupchat is there otherwise id delete it wholesale #evade the block then dumbass. but alas #i really should sleep but now im too anxious rage. guess its back to sudokus

[kinokoshoujoart]

question! do u still have the pastebin of banned words for sos awl? the link seems to not work anymore

WHOOPS yeah it expired after 30 days. the list of banned words was updated in september, i still have the old one too so here’s permanent links to both

original

updated

the update was to fix the issue of stuff like “cassie” being banned for containing “ass” but i noticed there’s more random banned words on the updated list that have nothing to do with that, like a bunch of words related to the funny rock number

#queerbait is still banned lol #the list is now even more creative #keep in mind this is just the US list… not sure if the game still bans words on the other language lists too #there were almost 10000 lines in the previous master list but #i don’t know of a way to make the chinese/japanese/korean text readable when using the file extract tool #my favorites are still from the old list mostly like assclown and pegging #they added ‘SOSSEX’ which is incredibly funny to me #sos awl #bokumono #story of seasons #harvest moon #story of seasons a wonderful life #asks #thank you!!! #dialogue file adventures #i will edit my post with the new links…. uuu

[wilwheaton]

The GOP wonders why young people (and others) don't want to vote for them. Some wise scribe assembled this list.

1.) Your Reagan-era “trickle-down economics” strategy of tax breaks for billionaires that you continue to employ to this day has widened the gap between rich and poor so much that most of them will never be able to own a home, much less earn a living wage.

2.) You refuse to increase the federal minimum wage, which is still $7.25 an hour (since 2009). Even if it had just kept up with inflation, it would be $27 now. You’re forcing people of all ages but especially young people to work multiple jobs just to afford basic necessities.

3.) You fundamentally oppose and want to kill democracy; have done everything in your power to restrict access to the ballot box, particularly in areas with demographics that tend to vote Democratic (like young people and POC). You staged a fucking coup the last time you lost.

4.) You have abused your disproportionate senate control over the last three decades to pack the courts with religious extremists and idealogues, including SCOTUS—which has rolled back rights for women in ways that do nothing but kill more women and children and expand poverty.

5.) You refuse to enact common sense gun control laws to curb mass shootings like universal background checks and banning assault weapons; subjecting their entire generation to school shootings and drills that are traumatizing in and of themselves. You are owned by the NRA.

6.) You are unequivocally against combatting climate change to the extent that it’s as if you’ve made it your personal mission to ensure they inherit a planet that is beyond the point of no return in terms of remaining habitable for the human race beyond the next few generations.

7.) You oppose all programs that provide assistance to those who need it most. Your governors refused to expand Medicaid even during A PANDEMIC. You are against free school lunches, despite it being the only meal that millions of children can count on to actually receive each day

8.) You are banning books, defunding libraries, barring subject matter, and whitewashing history even more in a fascistic attempt to keep them ignorant of the systemic racism that this nation was literally founded upon and continues to this day in every action your party takes.

9.) You oppose universal healthcare and are still trying to repeal the ACA and rip healthcare from tens of millions of Americans and replace it with nothing. You are against lowering the cost of insulin and prescription drugs that millions need simply to LIVE/FUNCTION in society.

10.) You embrace white nationalists, Neo-Nazis, and other groups that are defined by their intractable racism, xenophobia, bigotry, and intolerance. You conspired with these groups on January 6th to try to overthrow the U.S. government via domestic terrorism that KILLED PEOPLE.

11.) You oppose every bill aimed at making life better for our nation’s youth; from education to extracurricular and financial/nutritional assistance programs. You say you want to “protect the children” while you elect/nominate pedophiles and attack trans youth and drag queens.

12.) You pretend to be offended by “anti-semitism” while literally supporting, electing, and speaking at events organized by Nazis. You pretend to hate “cancel culture” despite the fact that you invented it and it’s basically all you do.

13.) Every word you utter is a lie. You are the party of treason, hypocrisy, crime, and authoritarianism. You want to entrench rule by your aging minority because you know that you have nothing to offer young voters and they will never support you for all these reasons and more.

14.) You’re so hostile to even the notion of helping us overcome the mountain of debt that millions of us are forced to take on just to pay for our post K-12 education that you are suing to try to prevent a small fraction of us from getting even $10,000 in loan forgiveness.

15.) You opened the floodgates of money into politics via Citizens United; allowing our entire system of government to become a cesspool of corruption, crime, and greed. You are supposed to represent the American people whose taxes pay your salary but instead cater to rich donors.

16.) You respond to elected representatives standing in solidarity with their constituents to protest the ONGOING SLAUGHTER of children in schools via shootings by EXPELLING THEM FROM OFFICE & respond to your lack of popularity among young people by trying to raise the voting age.

17.) You impeach Democratic presidents over lying about a BJ but refuse to impeach (then vote twice to acquit) a guy whose entire “administration” was an international crime syndicate being run out of the WH who incited an insurrection to have you killed.

18.) You steal Supreme Court seats from democrats to prevent the only black POTUS we’ve ever had from appointing one and invent fake precedents that you later ignore all to take fundamental rights from Americans; and even your “legitimate” appointments consist of people like THIS (sub-thread refuting CJ Roberts criticisms of people attacking SCOTUS' legitimacy).

19.) You support mass incarceration even for innocuous offenses or execution by cop for POC while doing nothing but protect rich white criminals who engage in such things as tax fraud, money laundering, sex trafficking, rape/sexual assault, falsifying business records, etc.

20.) You are the reason we can’t pass:—Universal background checks—An assault weapons ban—The ‘For the People/Freedom to vote’ Act or John Lewis Voting Rights Act—The ERA & Equality Act—The Climate Action Now Act—The (Stopping) Violence Against Women Act—SCOTUS expansion.

21.) You do not seek office to govern, represent, or serve the American people. You seek power solely for its own sake so you can impose your narrow-minded puritanical will on others at the expense of their most fundamental rights and freedoms like voting and bodily autonomy.

22.) Ok, last one. You are trying to eliminate social security and Medicare that tens of millions of our parents rely on and paid into their entire lives. And you did everything to maximize preventable deaths from COVID leaving millions of us in mourning.

Source: https://imgur.com/gallery/e8DBZLH

#republicans are garbage #uspol

[rizsu]

the husband and his type of style jujutsu kaisen ⭒ fem-reader.

⤹ list ﹢ nanami kento, toji fushiguro, gojo satoru, choso.

﹙ syn ﹚ headcanons — as husbands, they all have their own unique characteristic.

+ love ‘su: “i thought you hated cho—” 🔇🔇🔇

NANAMI KENTO : the “get dressed” husband.

nanami's a man of his word. you want to eat out for dinner? get dressed by 7:00 p.m. you feel like doing a random grocery run? be ready by lunch, he'll come pick you up.

to nanami, nothing is more important than his wife's wants. having necessary items serve their purpose, obviously, but who doesn't like having their wants satisfied? he can never be one to hold you back from it.

happy wife, happy life. the motto he worships. as a man of tradition, he'd take a sick leave from his job if you wanted extra attention. a spoiler to the bone. whatever you want, just say the word and he'll tell you when to get ready.

TOJI FUSHIGURO : the “i'll make it” husband.

the king of craft. toji not only serves as eye candy for your eyes only, he also serves as your person handyman! whether it's to make, break, fix, or repair, he'll have the job done in no time. give him two hours, a beer, and a hammer.

to be loved is to be seen. for toji, he knows when you wish for something to be added to make daily activity easier. since you often crave snacks during the night, he reworked the nightstand's drawers into a small pantry filled with snacks.

sometimes you like to continue watching your show despite what you're doing. with this in mind, his new project is to either make a space into the shower wall where you can safely place your phone, or make a table for the bathtub when you're relaxing.

GOJO SATORU : the “don't you dare throw that away” husband.

a hoarder. most of the time, the items that gojo's been piling up in his studio are things that no longer serve him any purpose nor value. he simply doesn't feel like trashing it.

he'd run up the excuses that it's there for nostalgia, but if you ask him where or who the object came from, he'd be unable to answer. many times this led to unnecessary arguments. there was a time it got bad to the point he'd place the objects around the house out of pettiness.

this downside has its upside. with his hoarder mentality, you're guaranteed to find something you swore to the heavens you lost. there is always good in bad!

CHOSO : the “i miss my wife” husband.

doing grocery runs alone? he misses his wife. seeing a couple holding hands? he misses his wife. someone holding something that's enjoyed or liked by you? he misses his wife.

it's gotten to the point where if he's ever invited to a boys' night, the sentence “i miss my wife” is banned. if he says it he'll have to clean everyone's vehicle. to them, it's annoying. to you, it's peak husbandnity.

choso depends on you as much as you depend on him. oftentimes he needs a moment alone and you're always there to hold his hand. he's gotten used to such behaviour, so when he's set apart from you, the “i miss my wife” gets wicked.

#+ rizsu: jujutsu kaisen. #jjk x reader #jujutsu kaisen x reader #nanami x reader #toji x reader #gojo x reader #choso x reader #jjk fluff #jjk headcanons #jjk x you #nanami kento fluff #nanami x you #toji x you #toji fushiguro fluff #gojo satoru x reader #gojo satoru fluff #choso fluff #nanami headcanons #toji headcanons #gojo headcanons #choso headcanons #jjk x fem!reader

[jayflrt]

a stoner’s guide to starbucks

PAIRING ▸ lee heeseung x fem!reader (ft. enha, winter from aespa, beomgyu from txt, and dino from svt)

GENRES ▸ social media au (smau), crack, fluff, stoner au, strangers to lovers

WARNINGS ▸ profanity, sexual jokes, zero braincells, limited knowledge of the starbucks corporation, weed consumption, dumb shenanigans, ignore timestamps!

SUMMARY ▸ in which you work at the starbucks where heeseung is a regular at (and considered a public enemy). also he only goes when he’s stoned off his ass.

AUTHOR’S NOTE ▸ hello !! i am alive (real) also i was so committed to the bit that i got high to make this <3 shoutout @hoonbear for the Extensive Starbucks Knowledge 🫡 i would also like to note that i am NOT doing a tag list for this smau. also please note that this is a fictional setting and to boycott starbucks in real life for firing their workers over their pro palestine speech

INCOMING MESSAGES !

TEASER

PROFILES ONE | TWO

01. weed guy beomgyu

02. red bitch with the freckles rizz

03. starbucks public enemy #1

04. 50% cut ???

05. lee heeseung: upstanding citizen, NOT murderer

06. clearing up misunderstandings with an aqi under 50

07. chat is this real

08. daddy’s home 2

09. biodegrade ur chance at romance

10. triple filtered reverse osmosis water filtration system

11. losing the idgaf war

12. crazy gets u bitches

13. banned in the name of love

14. riki s worded irl??

15. 8ball brings nations together

16. killing myself postponed tonight repostponed

17. scheming sponsored by crazy bitch 62 and unimportant goon

18. the do-over date to end all first dates

19. seek BetterHelp.com

20. quarterly store meeting (remote)

21. WHAT ARE WE

22. heejake support group for heejake victims

23. bro fumbled the unfumbleable

24. sunghoon is the new Papa John

25. according to penal code 837 🤓☝️

26. jungwon pulls bitches (the duolingo owl) too

27. someone PLEASE take jungwon to see the teenage mutant ninja turtles movie

28. 14th date’s the charm

29. doc mcuggo

30. nothing to write home about

31. LONDON I KNOW HOW YOU FEEL I LOST MY QUEEN TOO

32. starbucks double chocolate brownies

33. having a kid together before dating is next level

34. tweaking out on 5 hour energy

35. 7.83 inches

36. The Milk Makes The Man, And The Man Makes The Milk

37. sunghoon from papa john's from starbucks

38. then who's flying the plane???

39. league of legends quarantine ex girlfriend

40. WELCOME HOME CHEATER 😐

41. unknown evil forces (chaewon)

42. friends to rivaling coffee shop employees au

43. do NOT get the weed frap

44. now on channel 9 news

45. choose your fighter heeseung tit variation

46. kitten i'll be honest, daddy's about to kill himself

47. a fire can be put out but missing a bereal is forever

48. baby's first customer connection score

49. #STARBUCKS_FIRST_WIN

50. epilogue

UNCUTS !

weekly weed check 🗣️

SUNGHOONXJLAW

happy weedsgiving

minjake texts

the Sunghoon Special

goons vs baby shark movie

COMPLETED 12/1/23

#enhypen #enhypen smau #enhypen fluff #heeseung fluff #heeseung smau #heeseung imagines #enhypen imagines #lee heeseung #enhypen social media au #heeseung x reader #enhypen x reader #enhypen scenarios #heeseung scenarios #enhypen drabbles #enhypen reactions #heeseung drabbles #heeseung reactions