#bard geralt

[howdoistormspirit]

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: The Witcher (TV), Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types Rating: Explicit Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Geralt z Rivii | Geralt of Rivia/Jaskier | Dandelion Characters: Geralt z Rivii | Geralt of Rivia, Jaskier | Dandelion Additional Tags: Role Reversal, Witcher Jaskier | Dandelion, Bard Geralt z Rivii | Geralt of Rivia, Human Geralt z Rivii | Geralt of Rivia, Bottom Geralt z Rivii | Geralt of Rivia, Top Jaskier | Dandelion, Overstimulation, Established Relationship, Soft Geralt z Rivii | Geralt of Rivia/Jaskier | Dandelion, Aftercare, Plot What Plot/Porn Without Plot, Outdoor Sex Series: Part 14 of Witcher Kinktober 2022 Summary:

Kinktober Day 14: Role Reversal

Out under the stars, Jaskier makes love to his bard.

  “His bard is beautiful, Jaskier thinks. Geralt is always beautiful; whether he’s captivating an inn with his smooth baritone and the skillful plucking of his lyre, or grumbling at the morning sunlight, his hair a mess.”

  Day 14 Joke: Some aquatic mammals at the zoo escaped. It was otter chaos!

#geraskier #geralt of rivia #jaskier #the witcher #witcher jaskier #bard geralt #the witcher fanfiction

[spielzeugkaiser]

It's about! the found family!!

#the witcher #geralt of rivia #jaskier #the witcher netflix #ciri #yennefer of vengerberg #them being a little family is all I ever wanted it makes me go aaaaaaa in the best ways #please yes more of that #a family can be one bard a pocketsized princess a family goat and a witch!

[its-bread-bitch]

Here’s the thing:

Jaskier doesn’t have a horse. I mean yeah, technically he has Pegasus but in nw and most fanon media he doesn’t. The man walks at the same pace as a horse every day for twenty years. And I’m sure Geralt let him put SOME things on Roach, but probably not much. She’s Geralt’s horse and needs to carry his things AND Geralt, no one wants her to be over extended with bard stuff. So that means Jaskier carries all his stuff himself which is AT MINIMUM, his lute, notebooks, probably like 3 sets of relatively complex performing outfits and road clothes, all his fancy cosmetic stuff, a bedroll, and his METAL coin money. He also probably has first aid things like bandages and potions, frivolous things like baubles and jewelry, food, water, and probably other bard stuff like spare strings and such.

Yeah, Jask is depicted as traveling without bags but that’s just not possible. He probably carries his own essentials and as someone who backpacks— that alone is usually 20+ lbs. WITH modern technology aimed at making things lighter. Thats not counting all the fancy stuff he’s prone to and his career tools. Jaskier is probably hauling like 40-50lbs or more of stuff EVERY DAY while mostly roughing it off the land and keeping pace with a man on horseback. Oh, and this is WHILE SINGING AND TALKING the entire time. Can you imagine this man’s lung capacity? To sing and talk constantly while exerting himself?

This is all to say: Jaskier is strong as fuck and fit as hell. The thing is though, he probably doesn’t even recognize it. Yeah, he probably knows he’s got the muscle and such, but he still is largely perceived as a delicate person. He PROJECTS being delicate. Being fragile and pampered and in need of the finer things. He projects capable, but not strong. This. Is. Hilarious.

Jaskier, having already walked 12 miles at a moderate incline carrying 40lbs of stuff without breaking a sweat (it’s barely past midday): Geralt I am FRAGILE. I cannot POSSIBLY walk through this mud. (It’s like a 3 ft section) I’m not a rugged mountain man like you, I’m simply not BUILT for this!

Geralt, staring at Jaskier who’s as burly as most Witchers and has walked the path w/o Witcher training for over a decade: hm

#jaskier witcher #geralt x jaskier #jaskier #dandelion witcher #dandelion #witcher geralt #geralt z rivii #geralt of rivera #geralt of rivia #the witcher #witcher netflix #witcher #the bard jaskier #geraskier #gerlion

[wannastayugly]

How to Keep Your Travel Companion Alive and Well is finally here! I hope you guys had fun following this journey, I hope at least one drawing brought you a smile. This project is about learning to love and to be loved; learning from past mistakes and growing up, and embracing and taking care of who is by your side.

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#How to Keep Your Travel Companion Alive and Well #geraskier #jaskier the bard #geralt of rivia #the witcher fanart #my fanart #the witcher

[midnight-wonder]

This man is so painfully bisexual he's never stood up straight once in his life 💅🤷🏼

#jaskier the bard #joey batey #the witcher #the witcher netflix #geralt x jaskier #geraskier #radskier

[pickleforstony]

S1/S2/S3

#geraskier #yeah I didn't draw Geralt but #What else is it if singing about one person for over 20 years is not love? #the witcher #the witcher netflix #twn #the witcher fanart #jaskier x geralt #jaskier #jaskier the bard #julian alfred pankratz

[buttercupthebard]

Very depressed right now, so I'm doing what makes me feel better : drawing Geralt cuddling Jaskier in Brokilon.

😌✨

#geralt of rivia #jaskier #the witcher #witcher fanart #fanart #witcher season 3 #jaskier the bard #cute #geraskier #geralt x jaskier #smooches #cuddles

[myrkky]

here we have Jaskier and Geralt happy and well

#Geskier #Geraskier #geralt x jaskier #Jaskier #dandelion #julian pankratz #Jaskier the bard #Geralt of Rivia #Geralt #Geralt z Rivii #witcher #witcher fanart #the withcer netflix #witcher art #artists on tumblr #myrkkyart #my fan art #my witcher art

[lassieposting]

anyway jaskier is like. basically the human equivalent of those wild animals someone feeds who've lost all fear of people and now just break into houses to eat out of the trash and chill in the pool

he's been travelling with a witcher since he was 18. he has zero fear of any of them. he associates witchers with Having Things Done For Him and Being Provided For and Give Love. he has no reservations whatsoever about going up to any random witcher he happens to pass when geralt isn't around and asking them to help him with something or do something for him or just. trailing after them for a while because he knows if he whines perfectly on pitch they'll hunt his dinner and store his shit in their horse's saddlebags and keep him safe on the road, even if they're grumpy about it. at kaer morhen he is like the stray cat geralt fed one time and now everyone is just like "well he lives here now i guess". it just Does Not Occur to him that he might ever be in danger with a witcher around. this is a man who finds things lying around in the kaer morhen lab and just fucking. eats them

anyway. those "please do not feed the animals it teaches them to approach people" signs but. for jaskier and the oxenfurt students who start trying to imitate him and adopt a witcher

#the witcher #jaskier #netflix witcher #it's a toss-up between witchers who are like 'ffs geralt this is why we don't encourage human attachments' #and the ones who are like 'it's free bard' #geraskier #witchersexual jaskier

[tielmamon]

That half second of jaskier with eyeliner in the trailer changed me as a person.

#geralt x jaskier #geraskier #the witcher #jaskier #fanart #emo jaskier #whump the bard #tears streaming down my face #hes my babygirl #desperatlely need geralt to wipe the mascara stains off him all romantic like

[kamensummerpowa]

-don't copy or repost without credit-

#the witcher #the witcher memes #the witcher fanart #the witcher netflix #witcher netflix #witcher geralt #geralt x jaskier fanart #geralt x jaskier #jaskier x geralt #geralt x dandelion #dandelion x geralt #jaskier dandelion #geralt #geralt fanart #geralt di rivia #geralt z rivii #jaskier #jaskier the bard #julian alfred pankratz #geraskier #gerlion #digital art #digital illustration #boy love #my artwork #witcher #dandelion #geralt of rivia #the witcher jaskier #jaskier fanart

[finleycannotdraw]

reading the witcher books after watching the netflix series is such a slap to the face (positive) mostly because of how much sweeter geralt is to everyone but also just because of. everything. I’m mostly talking about how he treats dandelion (jaskier) because the show did them dirty

(all from the last wish and sword of destiny)

netflix geralt: jaskier we aren’t friends >:(

book geralt, absolutely unprompted: ah yes, my dear friend dandelion

and ALSO his dynamic with ciri is absolutely GOLD

(-sword of destiny) like. god I’m liable to get emotional, geralt, stop being sweet

I don’t have pictures but his relationship with yennefer is also so much better in the books and get this

the geraskier mountain divorce didn’t happen

tl;dr if you liked the netflix series (or even if you didn’t) you should definitely check out the books. the characters are so much more developed and the writing style is gorgeous. I’ve read three of them since getting the series last week.

#the witcher #geralt of rivia #the witcher netflix #the witcher books #the witcher novels #the witcher series #wiedzmin #dandelion the bard #gerlion #geraskier #jaskier #geralt x dandelion #geralt x jaskier #cirilla of cintra #cirilla fiona elen riannon #ciri the witcher #geralt & ciri

[spielzeugkaiser]

What I want from part 2 of S3 is supportive bestie Geralt!! Please continue their good interactions I need themmmm

#the witcher #the witcher season 3 #jaskier #geralt of rivia #geraskier #(in a way and because I'm incorrigible and will never stop even if I think Jaskier and Radovid are very cute) #but by god let them be true besties in the show I want moreeeeee #I'm slowly going back to drawing and it's way harder than I thought it would be #also give me geralt being explicitly supportive of my bi bard or give me deathhh

[elythegardeningbard]

The Asskier Chair

For those who don't know me well here, I moved in last year in my new home with my two children. I had been living with my parents since the beginning of the divorce proceedings so of course, when I moved in, I had basically nothing.

My parents offered to look around a few places, thrift stores and such, to help me fill up the place and this is the phone call I received from my mother (translated from French):

Mom :"I found you a chair"

"Okay"

Mom : "It's 80$. But you need it"

"I don't see how I would need an $ 80 chair..."

Mom: "You don't understand. There's a bard on it"

"A bard..? On the chair"

Mom: "Well exactly, on it yes. Actually... You sit on his face"

"..." Confused

So she sends me the following pictures

And of course I bought the Chair and of course, Twitter decided via poll that it would be names Asskier

Apparently, my dad was not impressed and he told my mom I wouldn't want it because we sat on his face.

Mom "Pretty sure it's the main reason Elias will want it. It's pretty gay"

Here's a more current picture of Asskier, living its best chair life in my living room

Near My lute and the Fireplace

#jaskier #dandelion witcher #the witcher game #the witcher #antique #bard #Geraskier #Geralt would sit on that chair without noticing #jaskier pankratz #jaskier dandelion #Asskier the Chair #asskier #the witcher jaskier #slutty bards #best bard

[wannastayugly]

Something about Jaskier fighting side-by-side with his White Wolf

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#geraskier #jaskier the bard #geralt of rivia #the witcher fanart #my fanart

[corrodedbisexual]

GERALT & JASKIER - THE WITCHER S03E02

#the witcher #geraskier #geralt x jaskier #jaskier #geralt of rivia #joey batey #henry cavill #gifset #the witcher netflix #the witcher spoilers #twn #misha-bawlins gifs #this whole scene makes me wanna chew on my wallpaper #my poor terrified baby bard :'(