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#barry Bluejeans
anistarrose · 22 hours
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Imagine being a guy with a silly name like Barry Bluejeans, and needing to impart a dire and ominous warning to your friends who don't remember you, so for a variety of reasons, you conceal your identity as Barry Bluejeans and don the appearance of an absolutely terrifying hooded figure. And yet, your friends are still incapable of taking your cryptic monologues seriously without making a dick joke or something, every goddamn time. How would you even manage to stay in character.
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Just Some Guy Joust - Side A: Round 1
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Rules you must follow or you will be blocked:
do not diss on any of the characters. hype characters up, don't bring them down.
do not be mean to any other voters, either on a personal level or in general. if you are trying to joke around, you must clarify because we cannot tell the difference.
do not claim a character does not deserve to be here. if you hate it that much, make your own tournament.
if i genuinely fucked something up and did not notice please GENTLY poke me about it. passive aggressiveness will be ignored.
if you are posting propaganda you have to tag us, including if your propaganda is in the reblogs. it is difficult to tell when something is or isn't propaganda. anything not tagging us will be missed.
we see practically everything you put in the tags. don't say some shit that you wouldn't say to our faces. be respectful.
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longlivechips · 11 months
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cookie-nom-nom · 27 days
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I can keep going
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lazylittledragon · 7 months
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mentally i’m still here 🖤🖤
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acadieum · 3 months
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[holds them gently] i offer.. blupjeans....
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lucretiaadventurezone · 5 months
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TAZ Balance Dashboard Simulator
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happy rise and grind reclaimers wednesday monday
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its literally friday ?
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HAPPY RISE AND GRIND RECLAIMERS WEDNESDAY MONDAY FRIDAY
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#the additions are KILLING ME #laugh rule #tumblr days of the week #scheduled
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📔 sheesh-creesh
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#bureau business #inoculated #txt
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🔎 ango-mcdango
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🌱 merlehighchurch1
give me that username lup. stop impersonating me
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no
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CALLOUT FOR GARFIELD THE DEALS WARLOCK
so im not trying to start anything, but it has to be said. garfield has been collecting blood from various people and using it for nefarious purposes, as well as just kind of being a dick.
receipts under the readmore vv
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#callout #gore tw #lilian don’t look
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🔎 ango-mcdango
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Life is meaningless and nothing matters. Everything sucks and we should all just give in. Submit to the Hunger.
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🌱 merlehighchurch1
this is exactly what ligma was saying a few years ago
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What is Ligma? Some minor god you think will save you when your plane is consumed?
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🌱 merlehighchurch1
LIGMA BALLS OHHHHHHHH
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ohmygod you killed him
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A picture of the moon I took with my new camera! If you look really closely, you can see the B.O.B. on the left side.
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🌱 merlehighchurch1
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You can't do that here
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🌱 merlehighchurch1
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hey guys! it's me, merle hightower highchurch. just wanted to come on here and say that i'm a total loser and lup is the coolest bitch alive
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🌱 merlehighchurch1
STOP
#this is elder abuse
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#my coworkers are driving me CRAZY rn #what do you mean it was 'just a little bit' of necromancy #WE ARE LITERALLY REAPERS LIKE HELLO #and now rq will be pissed at me. great #vent #do not rb
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🕸️ krav-dementia-raven-way
i fucked up i fucked up i fucked up i fu
#ohhhhh my god accidentally posted on the wrong blog #i didn't realize until BOTH of my coworkers had seen it fuck me #i am dating one of their brothers as well so #dreading our next work meeting and my date plans tonight
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🌈 lucretiaadventurezone
i need to pick up taako by the scruff of his neck and shake him around
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orykorioart · 10 months
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From August 2022.
Wanted to do more with this piece/concept, but haven’t gotten around to it. Still really like it tho so enjoy, all you sad Blupjeaners (me) <3
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whimsyyart · 7 months
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Hey taz fans, how we feeling?
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fanishjuli · 1 month
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whenever I see a pairing referred to as "the lovers" I'm like, I'm sorry but you will never be Mr Barry Bluejeans and Mrs Lup Bluejeans, THE Lovers of all time
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mfshipbracket · 1 year
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anistarrose · 1 year
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to me, the most fascinating (and utterly unintentional) feature of TAZ Balance's narrative structure is the way that on the first listen, Tres Horny Boys are the audience surrogates because they, much like us, have no idea what the fuck is going on, but on all subsequent relistens, then Lucretia, and sometimes Barry, and arguably especially Lup in the umbrella become the new audience stand-ins, because just like us, they are, in fact, painfully aware of what the fuck is going on :)
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lithiumseven · 2 months
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This is your daily reminder that Barry Bluejeans is overweight and middle aged!!!! He’s fat!! He’s getting grey hairs!!! He’s got a few wrinkles!!! He’s beautiful!!!!
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burnpyygmalion · 1 year
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i’ll blow myself up just to hold u again
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umbraastaff · 10 months
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a thing i love about the eleventh hour red robe/magnus interaction is imagine if your mysterious seemingly-evil haunting ghost went "if you look at this information, I'll be less able to protect you" and then the information, while incomprehensible, is basically that you're in cahoots with that guy. hi, I know you care about everyone, but you're gonna make it harder for yourself if you try to remember caring about me, i love you.
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herbgerblin · 4 months
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we interrupt these lovely birthday wishes to bring. out of context family guy death pose barry bluejeans
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ID: The first image is a drawing of barry bluejeans, a middle aged human man with greying-brown hair and pale skin, laying in the peter griffin death pose against a pale colored background. The second image is the same, now edited with a black background and the mortal combat "Fatality" header. End ID
for context, this was related to thoughts i had about the locked tomb/TAZ balance au but the sketch of barry made me laugh three separate times so I drew that first
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