Oh No! Bart Gets Fat - The Simpsons
Poor Bart, He Get Fat! in The Simpsons
The Simpson Family are Crash!
Poor, Bart Simpson He Gets Fat Belly!
Oh My God, Bart!
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I think this has to happen now... I'm invested
needs a name......
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[raiding the batfam's fridge]
Kon: All right, they've got water, orange juice, and... what looks like cider.
Bart: Taste it.
Kon: *drinks it*
Kon: Yep, it’s fat. I drank fat.
Bart: Yeah, I know. I did that two minutes ago.
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Honestly, when bart came back to the past for his mission, he didn't expect to see one of his friends he left behind.
So excuse him for standing still and gaping like an idiot at the clearly looking teenager on his phone.
"Danny?!"
At the call, the stranger– his bestie— looked up.
"Bart!"
It is his friend.
The same black haired, too blue eyed teen with baby fat clinging to his cheeks, the same way his hair appears white and eyes green when unfocused and not paying attention.
Holy shit.
"How are you in the 21st century?!?!"
The boy merely blinks, looks down on his phone, and then looks up again.
"I should be asking you that! How are you here??"
"Timetravel duh! What's your excuse?!"
"I'm immortal???"
(It's similar to the spiderman meme, truly.)
(Bart is slightly glad none of his teammates or mentor or family members are here.)
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It became somewhat of a game for them.
Everytime the speedster appeared in a different year, hell even universe for the kicks, the first thing he does is search for Danny.
(The teen is there, each time.)
And every time he succeeded, Danny helps him with the problem, or slightly nudges him to the path really.
(Each time bart worries less for the time stream and disturbances, his friend seems to be outside of it to truly bring harm.)
(And if he meets Clockwork along the way, that's a secret between them. And the part where he gets hired for the similar stuff danny gets sent to the past.)
(For them it's a casual Wednesday. So what if they just saved an entire planet? Its nothing big!)
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Bart should have thought more over the decision to help the literal being of time itself.
Considering he is currently seated on a chair, Barry, Wally and dozen of other heroes (including his team standing behind him in an effort to show their support.) With demands of an explanation.
Damn it danny, why did you let those in the 13th century paint a portrait of them!!!
And the apparent ancient Egyptian art of them too?? In a museum??
What the hell danny!!! Way to throw him under the bus!!
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marge and bart and homer and maggie and lisa and abe and patty and selma and moe and barney and carl and lenny and nelson and milhouse and flanders and edna and hoover and skinner and chalmers and apu and santas little helper and krusty and mr teeny and sideshow bob and sideshow mel and the two alien cunts and chief wiggum and ralph and mr burns and smithers and comic book guy and willie and moleman and brockman and fat tony and dr nick and dr hibbert and rev lovejoy and helen and more say hello
I dont think you have any fucking right to speak for other people
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kon: do you like me?
bart: i think i accidentally resurrected myself to go home to my friends and family, but then found out the world ended and that you were gone. i looked for you for so long, i lost track of time, and when i finally found you, it wasn’t because i was looking, but because the lightning brought me back to you. i love you. also we are married and have four children,
kon: yeah, but do you LIKE me, like me?
bart: … i like sleeping on your fat tits and holding your butt at night?
kon: *blushes* thank you
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