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coolchainsawlord · 3 months
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well... there are four of them
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damailbox · 1 year
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Disney Adventures, March 1998
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Oof... Cosmic Boy... Cos... Rokk.... Rokk my dude...
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How many sugar packets ARE you gonna put in that cup of coffee?
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sawtual · 1 year
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character descriptions below (includes spoilers)
Bart Curlish is known as a holistic assassin. She wanders the world seeking out targets that she believes she has been predestined to kill. In addition to this power, she also is unable to be killed, and can easily prove this by shooting a loaded gun at her head, but the gun never goes off. She's filthy, has no social skills, and overall is fairly peculiar. She however manages to be incredibly charming to the audience and is a general fan favorite.
Pepper is an exterminator. She’s rude, abrasive, and not afraid to blatantly inform the man hiring her that his hot wife should do better than him. She’s so hot and there’s not really more to say tbh. “You’d let the rats move in with your hot wifey!!”
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maxphilippa · 1 year
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Request Ghost Bart
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They seem to be very polite.
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keeps-ache · 2 years
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sprite (the soda) tastes like watered-down medical alcohol with some sugar mixed in. this is a statement not a query
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mattprower · 2 years
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kinda ironic i finished this at a time when you can’t be bored
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mysteryideasgroup · 1 year
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Happy Birthday to Lewis
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For @laurasanchez36
Bart Minnie belongs to my msa oc sona
Lewis Pepper belongs to Mysteryben27 and Mystery Skulls Animated
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the-funky-city · 2 years
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*the gang was transported to an apocalyptic base,inside were versions of themselves,but no imp and melo,a little girl wearing a yellow,flowery dress,walked up to them and smiled,she looked about three*
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@funky-on-an-apocalyptic-night-au
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Oh! Hello little one!
(While Shaya,imp,melon and pepper were focused on the little girl. Bart and pico were trying to process where they were-)
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mcgomega · 2 months
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"Ladies' touch" Part 1: Red Robin/Tim Drake
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Platonic!Batfamily & Batsis; Eventual Romantic!Bruce Wayne/Batmom (Soulmate + ABO AU)
Summary: you and your mom move to Gotham to start anew. You both had a rough couple of years and are working hard to stand back up on your own legs. Slowly you build up new connections with people that will, hopefully, change your life for the better.
TW: mugging attempt, knife, injury, blood
Included ships: Tim x Bernard x Kon-El, past Tim x Stephanie
Author's note: All of your reblogs, tags and comments are greatly appreciated! Feel free to ask me questions too!
Characters' secondary genders:
Pack Alpha: Tim Alpha: Dick, Jason, Cass, Kate, Alfred, Kon, Cassie Beta: Bruce, Steph, Barbara, Duke, Harper, Luke, Bart Omega: Batsis, Batmom, Lance, Bernard Haven't presented: Damian
Contents: Prologue - Part 1 - Part 2 - Part 3 - Part 4,1 - Part 4,2 - TBC
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Batsis
After a whole year of living in Gotham, you were honestly surprised how it took you so long to finally meet one of the famous Bats.
You were on your way to work. Your boss called you beforehand and asked to pick up the new fliers from the printing company. You had to make a detour through a shady alley.
Obviously you were nervous. You heard what happened in those types of alleys. But you were prepared! You had a whole bundle of self-defence items dangling from a keychain on your bag and a pepper-spray hidden in your pocket.
You thought you were prepared when some sleazy guy blocked your path with an unambiguous look and leery smile. You were just about to pull out the spray when the guy reached out for you.
“I wouldn’t advise that” you heard from behind you. You knew you shouldn’t have turned your head to look. That’s how the guy wound his arm around your neck and held you at knife point as he threw threats at the vigilante that just emerged from the shadows.
You took a moment to admire Red Robin’s new outfit. It was a callback to his old Robin suit and it complimented his features so nice! He made those black skin-tight leggings and green knee-high boots work! He looked to be the same age as you.
Threats were exchanged and while your attacker had his attention focused on Red Robin, you used this as an opening to spray his eyes. He let you go with a yell, the knife just grazing your neck. It wasn’t a deep cut, but the sudden pain made you push away from him. Red Robin pounced. You heard punches and kicks and then a thud with a groan as you applied pressure to your neck and tried to breathe calmly.
A pat on your shoulder. You flinched, but it was just your saviour and you relaxed. He helped you stand. Asked if he could take a look at your neck. You let him. He assured you that it wasn’t fatal as he treated the wound.
“I like the new look” you said in a moment of delirium perhaps and immediately slapped yourself mentally. What kind of comment is that?
But Red Robin chuckled and smiled at your compliment. “Thanks. I worked hard on it”.
That made you smile too and you continued running your mouth. “It suits you more than the new Robin. His new look suits him better too. Fits his personality more. Gives more of a crow vibe than robin though. I wouldn’t be surprised if he’s gonna change his hero name soon. But you? You are the third Robin, right? You’re perfect for the role”.
You couldn’t help but notice how his cheeks turned just a tint redder. Was he pleased with your words? He tried to hide it with a cough and looking away as soon as he finished bandaging your neck.
He offered to walk you to your job. You took the offer, still shaken from the encounter.
You curiously sniffed the air around him (even though it was so stunted after years of suppression), but alas, his scent was completely hidden so you couldn't tell whether he was Alpha or Beta or Omega. You supposed it made sense - wouldn't want the criminals to figure out your mating cycles.
He noticed the bag of fliers in your hand and asked about it. You were only happy to advertise your place of work, telling all about its features, pricing, how many rooms it has and what event they hold every week. He seemed interested and asked to take a couple of flyers to share with his colleagues. You eagerly handed him a small stack right before the entrance to the anticafe.
He asked one last time if you were ok to work today (you assured him that yes) and advised you to take it easy and seek a doctor as soon as possible (you will) and then, with a wave and a smile, he grappled away into the night.
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Tim Drake became a regular at your job.
You vaguely heard of him from social media and occasionally saw him around campus. At Gotham U he made an impression of disinterest as he barely attended any classes you happened to share and even when he did, most of the time he either slept or stared at the professor in boredom.
But when he visited the anticafe you saw the different him. Sure he was still disinterested at first, but he appeared more relaxed and comfortable in the geeky rooms decorated after comics, cartoons and sci-fi shows and movies.
When he wasn’t actively working on his computer (which, you learned when you walked in to check on him, had the school assignments! Several in fact! He was studying! Just at his own pace) he perused the manga and comics collection.
He abused the hell out of the coffee machine, often making himself several mugs of triple espressos with several shots of salted caramel syrup. You tried to entice him with the tea blends assortment the anticafe had (you especially liked the strawberry and cream black tea blend called “Friendship is Magic”) but he stuck to his coffee. You had to let it go even when you saw him visibly shaking.
You wondered if his Alpha scent smelled like coffee too. Speaking of which: when you figured out his second gender back in uni, you were wary of him. So far almost all of your interactions with Alphas were less than pleasant (except your late boyfriend). But, as you observed Tim and learned more about him, that wariness slowly vanished. He didn’t seem like a stereotypical Alpha. He was confident, but not cocky. Determined, but not pushy. More passive and resigned in the way he did things.
Soon enough he seemed to open up to you more, asking what are each of the events your workplace had, what were the noises in the other room (it was detective games night, which he was very interested in), is this or that console free to play on and so on.
He also started making small talk with you. Asking how you were, how’s the job treating you and whether or not you did this or that assignment for this or that class you two share.
One time you complained that one assignment was giving you trouble and he offered to help you with it. It was a slow day so you had enough free time to work on it. Tim was huge help, proving yet again how smart and efficient he is. Almost scarily so, but you were more impressed than frightened.
After that you two seemed to get comfortable with each other enough to ask more personal questions.
Once he casually asked why your omega scent is so stunted. But he quickly realised from you horrified expression that it wasn't the safe topic for you and apologised profusely. You claimed that you were fine and explained that it's not something you're comfortable with sharing with anyone yet. He understood and didn't push.
When there was a Classic Horror Movies Marathon at the anticafe, Tim brought along his boyfriend - a lovely nerd named Bernard, and his soulmate - hilarious dork named Conner. You were very happy to meet them and to see how much Tim loved both of them and they him.
After a month of regular visits he asked to book a room for a DnD session with his friends. You happily made all the arrangements. His friends were a rowdy bunch. They definitely weren’t from Gotham U - you never saw any of them there aside from Tim. But you could see they were a tight knit group. Conner and Bernard were there too. As well as Tim's ex? Bubbly spitfire blonde named Steph. You liked her and the other blonde - Cassie. Bart was absolutely adorable!
You watched their session that one time you went in to check how they were doing. It was chaotic and super fun and you almost stayed for the entirety of it, watching them play out their campaign, until you had to meet new visitors. But you kept checking on them once in a while.
They ended up sharing their contacts with you and promised to invite you to their next get-together. Tim seemed especially happy about including you. This seemed like a beginning of a great friendship.
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Contents: Prologue - Part 1 - Part 2 - Part 3 - Part 4,1 - Part 4,2 - TBC
taglist: @urminebutidontwantyou , @bianca-hooks123 , @mrs-bellingham , @jocejoce1001 , @cherry-peach-flavored
Dividers by: @saradika
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mannytoodope · 1 month
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Man on the radio: Top of the hour, time for the news. But of course, there is no news yet. Everyone's still asleep in their comfy, comfy beds. Good night, everybody.
Bart: Mom, will you make me breakfast?
Marge: There's a stuffed pepper in the trash from last night. Just rinse it good.
Boy on the t.v.:Come on, Lassie. Here, boy. Come on, girl. Attaboy.
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saturn-c · 9 months
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I never thought I'd join the ranks of the Michael girlies. He's so nasty, I'd say. I want to throttle him like Bart, I'd say. But I get it now. I want to put him in one of those horrendously tiny little bowls people keep bettas in and keep him on my desk. I'd put a plant in there for him. I'd put a raisin in there for him. I'd even let Fredo play with him
You are literally so compassionate because I'd fry him in butter and salt and pepper and probably forget about him on the stove while I was walking my Fredo on a leash (he leads an enriching lifestyle)
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assign me a good one (fish kin)
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BARTHOLOMEW'S BLACKENED CATFISH
Bartholomew was an old family friend of ours. He knew my husband, back when they were just young'uns, and though they grew older, their bond never did. He came around a lot on family outings, and this dish was one of his specialties! The kids would always ask for ol' Bartholomew's Blackened Catfish any time they saw him, even throwing fits at restaurants sometimes if it wasn't on the menu. The meal is absolutely delicious- I've never had anything like it. But then I caught my husband and Bartholomew sleeping together. My husband insisted it wasn't what it looked like, but the damage had been done. The lemon and herbs add a pop to this meal you just won't get anywhere else! After the divorce, I tried to keep the kids, but ol' fucking Bartholomew only visited my husband, so even when it was my weekend, the kids only ever talked about their new stepdad, and his fucking Blackened Catfish. Blackened Catfish doesn't even sound that good. Jesus, Bart, did you fucking burn it again? Why the hell do the kids only ever want to eat it when you make it?
Ingredients:
(original recipe yields four servings, leaving me with whatever the kids didn't eat.)
Ingredient Checklist:
2 teaspoons cayenne pepper
2 teaspoons lemon pepper
2 teaspoons garlic powder
2 teaspoons salt
2 teaspoons pepper
1 pound catfish fillets
2 tablespoons butter
1 cup Italian-style salad dressing
1 dozen family dinners I'm never getting back
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Step 1 Preheat oven to 350 degrees F (175 degrees C). Lightly grease a medium baking dish.
Step 2 In a shallow, medium bowl, mix cayenne pepper, lemon pepper, garlic powder, salt and pepper. Try not to cry into the mixture, or you risk over-salting.
Step 3 Brush both sides of catfish fillets with butter. Rub fillets with the cayenne pepper mixture on both sides. Stop thinking about "rubbing" while Bartholomew and your ex-husband are on your mind, or dammit, you cried into the mixture again.
Step 4 Heat a large heavy skillet over medium-high heat until really hot. Add fillets, and fry approximately 2 minutes on each side, until slightly blackened.
Step 5 Arrange blackened fillets in a single layer in the prepared baking dish, and coat with Italian-style salad dressing. Bake 30 to 35 minutes in the preheated oven, just long enough to really consider what it is that he offers that you didn't, until fish is easily flaked with a fork. Serve to family.
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ladytauria · 4 months
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oooh what about 1 for konbart or 42 for jaytim for the kiss prompts?
bean!!! thank you <3
i’m an overachiever so i decided to do both. (also, both are cute as hell!) i’ve never written konbart before, or bart at all, so it’s a little shorter but. i hope you like it <3
you can find the jaytim half here~
(edit: i. copied over the wrong draft *oops*. that’s what i get for working in multiple programs lmao.)
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>> AO3 <<
“Bart!” Kon laughs, tipping his face back and shoving at him. He hears one of his textbooks fall to the floor; the thud muffled by his rug.
Bart isn’t moved by Kon’s—frankly half-hearted and pathetic—attempts to move him. Actually, he climbs further onto Kon, until he’s fully sitting in his lap. He cups Kon’s face.
“What?” he asks, grinning; peppering three kisses across Kon’s face.
It makes him laugh again, as clear and bright as the Kansas sky outside. “Cut it out, dude, I’m supposed to be studying.” Not that he wanted to be, but that was the guise he’d invited Bart over under. Not that Ma and Pa would mind him hanging out with his boyfriend but—it was easier to say they were studying. Though he’s not convinced Ma bought it.
Still.
He holds up a random stack of papers as evidence.
“But you’re so kissable!” Bart makes his point with more kisses, of course, dropped onto whatever part of Kon’s face he can reach. He pauses. “Super kissable.” He snorts hard enough Kon would be concerned if not for the way he half collapses into him with giggles.
”Dude—no, that’s terrible,” Kon says, even though cheeks hurt with the stretch of his grin.
Bart, undeterred, beams right back at him; eyes crinkling at the corners. The sunlight shining through the window twinkles in his eyes, and streaks the wild locks of his hair with red-gold.
God. Kon is so in love with his stupid, pretty face.
Ah, screw it.
He’s got plenty of time to study. Kon drops his papers in favor of grabbing Bart by the waist. He flips them, startling a yelp out of Bart; hands coming up to grip Kon’s shoulders. “I’m not the only one,” he says, before attacking Bart’s face with kisses. He’s got too many freckles for Kon to try kissing them all, but, well. He can try.
[ 50 Types of Kisses ]
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resinfossil · 3 months
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I keep tossing around this idea in my head for an AU where instead of getting killed Ptolemy gets sealed away or sent to the future somehow and ends up as Mr. Button's apprentice sometime between GE and PG
I haven't worked out all the details but roughly what I'm imagining is this:
Ptolemy's cousin is paranoid that he might have found a way to cheat death, so instead of having Ptolemy killed, he orders the Roman magicians to seal him away
Due to Ptolemy's trip to the Other Place, this actually works
2128-2129 years pass
Kitty has started learning magic from Mr. Button and is trying to find more information on Bart's masters
Mr. Button buys a bottle or similar item that is believed to have a spirit trapped inside with the intent of asking the spirit some questions
Surprise! It's not a spirit at all, it's Ptolemy!
Kitty immediately sees the resemblance to Bartimaeus's favorite form and knows that if she can get Ptolemy on her side then Bartimaeus will be that much more willing to help her succeed at getting commoners and spirits to work together
(Of course there is a language barrier between Kitty and Ptolemy, and this isn't exactly something she can ask for Mr. Button's help with, so that part may take a while, but she's determined to make it work)
Not sure where the main plot would go from there, but I kinda want a version of the succubus scene where everything starts out pretty much the same except Ptolemy is also there, but when the succubus shows her true form the expression on Ptolemy's face morphs from polite interest to unfettered glee. He starts peppering her with a million questions that just came to his mind about the connections between a djinni's true form and their powers, why djinn almost never show their true forms on planes visible to magicians, etc.
This throws the succubus off long enough for Kitty to recover and give her her orders, by which point the succubus has decided that maybe this particular summoning won't be too awful and she's better off not being suicidally reckless this time.
Idk for some reason I just want Ptolemy to befriend the succubus (it would be completely platonic, just to be clear. Sooner or later Ptolemy would start summoning her without the magical safeguards like he did with Bartimaeus and his other djinn, which Mr. Button would not be pleased about when he finds out, and she'd just start hanging out in the house sometimes)
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jasontoddssuper · 7 months
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The Outlaws headcanons
This includes mine and two of my friends' self-insert's so if that's not your style,please just ignore this instead of being a dick please and thank you!!
@moonage-gaydream @user1046 @insomniac-jay @julieemarine @cottoncandyspikes @desi-pluto @honeypotsworld (Cindy,i wanted to include Imani but i wasn't sure if you'd be cool with that so if you want,you can add on for her in the reblogs!!) @nogender-onlystars @genderfluid-bat
The lineup is Jason Todd as Red Hood,Eddie Bloomberg as Red Devil,Rose Wilson as Ravager and eventually Willow,Summer Kent as Ignite,Pepper Jackson as Star Sapphire,Artemis Grace of Bana-Mightdall simply as 'Artemis',Kyle Rayner as Green Lantern,Thaddeus Thawne as Inertia and Mathew Wayne as Batboy
The canon ships vary but usually it's either Jason and Summer as the token couple or all the adult members as a polycule
The simply put dynamic is a very weird found family with Mathew as the little brother and Thaddeus as the son(The former is very enthusiastic about his position,the latter pretends to hate it)
Mostly made up of poc:Jason and Summer are afro-dominican,Rose is half cambodian,Artemis is egyptian,Kyle is mestizo-mexican and Thaddeus is part black.Eddie,Pepper and Mathew are the only white members
They traveled around between places to stay for a while until Jason uncovered an old backup mansion of Bruce's that still had the scientifically equipped running water and functioning power(Kyle:Rich people are INSANE Eddie:But useful!!)and this became their base and home.Summer calls it 'The Fortress' for obvious reasons
It started off as just Jason,Eddie and Rose but then Summer joined and they're something of a 'Dark Core Four'(Their counterparts being Tim,Bart,Cassie and Kon respectively).Pepper became a member because of becoming best friends with Summer and his crush on him and is essentially their Greta equivalent
Almost all trans and autistic!!Pepper is the token allistic and Mathew is the token cis
Jason originally only let Mathew join because he was useful but now them and Duke are eachother's favorite brothers!!
After/During Rhato,Summer and Mathew went from regular pastel and nerd to pastel punk and goth nerd
Summer is the chef for everyone and they go crazy for his cooking and pay him back by always trying to bring him back some food when they go out
Artemis casually drags her teammates around and at this point Jason's the only complainer and Thaddeus the biggest (silent) enjoyer
A good amount of Kyle's best drawings are hung up on the walls of The Fortress and he's smug like an elementary schooler over it
Rose loves teasing and pranking the others minus Artemis because they have too much mutual respect going on
Eddie is the most 'ideally heroic' despite being a literal demon
Artemis and Summer are workout buddies and he convinced her to get matching workout clothes(hers are black and red with hints of gold,his are blue and pink with hints of white)
Jason was briefly a Star Sapphire and Pepper comically complained about him 'stealing her thing'.Summer was also a Black Lantern for a few days and Mathew once borrowed Kyle's ring for a mission
Their series lasted 92 issues irl and three years in-universe
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