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reesespenisbutercups · 3 months
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barty was briefly on the debate team but got kicked out when he only ever rebutted with “nuh uh” and “i fucked your mother”
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my-castles-crumbling · 4 months
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so my wife and I are rewatching the HP movies together and we just started GoF....and she just points and goes...."who's that?"
guys.
my dudes (gender neutral).
my fellow skittles enthusiasts.
it was THE Barty Crouch Jr.
and I've explained wolfstar and even jegulus to her. she's here for it. but how do I begin to articulate rosekiller?
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not-rab · 3 months
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Evan when Barty leaves him alone for a long period of time: Damn this sucks, can’t wait for Crouch to come back
Barty when Evan leaves him alone for a long period of time: I’M LOSING MY MIND. MY HEART YEARNS FOR MY LOVER’S EMBRACE, BUT ALAS I AM HERE WITHOUT HIM. WHEN WILL HE RETURN FROM WAR? WHEN WILL MY COLD, LONELY NIGHTS FINALLY COME TO AN END? THIS IS MADNESS!!
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rosekiller-addict · 7 months
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okay but Barty Crouch Jr who originally supported his dad. Barty Crouch Jr. who was horrified when he got put in Slytherin. Barty Crouch Jr. who was even more horrified when he found out he would be sharing a dorm with children of death eaters. Barty Crouch Jr. who didn't know that the emotional and physical abuse he was going through at home was n't normal. Barty Crouch Jr. who stayed up at night wondering why he wasn't put in ravenclaw. Barty Crouch Jr. who hated himself for not being good enough for Ravenclaw. Barty Crouch Jr. whos dad encouraged that self hatred. Barty Crouch Jr. who didn't eat or sleep so he could study so he could get good grades becaude he wasn't good at anything else. Barty Crouch Jr. who played quiddich even though he hated it.
Barty Crouch Jr. who was a "good kid"
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jameskinniefr · 8 days
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Slytherin skittles having cool shit part 2:
Barty's kettle:
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Pandora's brush holder:
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Reg's ring holder:
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Evan's cup and saucer:
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Dorcas' lamp:
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And bonus because I found this
Remus' wallet:
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Here's part 1
Should I do more of these lol
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dickmastersfruit · 7 days
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the marauders as history events
Barty: 9/11
Peter: Chernobyl
Snape: Covid
Lily: the polish army enlisting a bear in ww 2
Remus: abraham lincoln assasination
Sirius: when russia drank all the vodka they had after ww 2 ended
Regulus: submarine stuck underwater w/ rich ppl
Evan: communism. thats it communism
James: Ernest Hemingway's younger brother started his own country called New Atlantis
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ilovemoony · 2 years
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regulus kinnies be having the worst most foul fucking depressive episodes randomly and no one will ever know. i kin regulus.
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leftwiththeriverr · 1 year
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“You’ve got to die to be reborn.”
“Like the phoenix.” He tapped his fingers on the railing. “Seems a bit masochistic.”
“I’m a bit masochistic.”
“Why?”
“If I’m going to feel bad all the time, I might as well enjoy it.”
Elliot Wake, Black Iris
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Barty: Would you slap your best friend for a million galleons?
Regulus: I would roundhouse kick you in the face for free.
Barty *almost crying*: I’m your best friend?
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sun1seeker · 2 years
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i think crimson rivers ruined the actual hunger games movies for me because how am i supposed to watch them and not wonder where my favorite characters are?? like wdym evan isn’t going to be in the trees??? there’s no regulus threatening to cut someone??? what about vanity and her cute/weird bug obsession? i physically can’t do it
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Evan is babygirl and Barty is malewife.
Thats it. That’s all I got.
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not-rab · 3 months
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barty would have a small vial of evan’s blood tied on a necklace and evan would have no idea how barty had even gotten some of it in the first place
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slytherinboys · 2 months
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Rosekiller🥀
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hxuse-xf-black · 6 months
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Walburga, horrified that her son spends time with Bartemius Crouch's son: Is Bartemius Crouch Junior a friend of yours, Regulus? 14-year-old Regulus: Kind of? Not really. He's in my life and there's nothing I can do about it.
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arianwyn-art · 26 days
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jean moreau and jeremy knox are just regulus black and james potter in another life change my mind (you can’t)
adding my andreil/rosekiller theory to this too
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kyalongbottom · 2 months
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‘Wicked West’ Barty x Evan 1800’s outlaws (Wattpad)
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