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madmasterspage · 1 day

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Breakfast in Brooklyn

Sherlock: Liam, give me an orgasm.

Billy: *spit out his tea*

William:...

William: Sherlock. Please. If you want coffee just say so...

#Based on a conversation with my sister #I love her #moriarty the patriot #yuumori #sherliam #billy the kid

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justanotherfanfolks · 9 months

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Live footage of Floyd standing in line for that strawberry tart.

#yes this is a reference to Trey's labwear vignette #based on a conversation with my sister #i had to do it #twisted wonderland #twst #floyd leech

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gloucesterroad · 2 months

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imagine if you went to a cafe and ordered a birthday cake and they put it in a box for you but you said no. eat in. and then just sat at a table and waited for them to bring it to you on a plate with a knife and fork and then you just devoured the cake in the cafe bruce bogtrotter style

#idek what to tag this #based on a conversation with my sister

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that-bitch-kat3 · 1 year

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Marauders era characters as shit my sister has said to me prt 1

sirius: regulus, you’ve always been like a brother to me

regulus: i don’t mean to alarm you but i am your brother

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tazmiilly · 1 year

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#probably dont even have to mention this is based off of a conversation i had with my sister #scribbles #gravity falls #ford pines #stan pines

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echo-stimmingrose · 9 months

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Chiron: I'm putting you on house arrest, no leaving your cabin.

Leo: That's not fair!

Annabeth: It's VERY fair!

Piper: You're not supposed to agree!

Annabeth: Why not??? He burned a fucking cabin down!

Chiron:

Leo:

Piper:

Annabeth: Oh shit, I'm his lawyer! It was completely accidental!

Chiron: Nope.

Annabeth: Yeah you're right he's very guilty.

Leo: Wtf???

Annabeth: I did all I could.

Leo: You're fired.

#this was based on a conversation i overheard my twelve year old sister having with her friends #leo has some mild arsonist tendencies #incorrect percy jackson #incorrect leo valdez #incorrect pjo quotes #percy jackson #annabeth chase #leo valdez #piper mclean #chiron #percy jackson and the olympians #heros of olympus #pjo hoo toa #leo took the “be gay do crime” to heart as he should have

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mwolf0epsilon · 1 year

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Tup, looking terribly guilty: I've made a mistake. Fives, curiously: Oh? Tup: It was mine and Dogma's decant day yesterday. Fives: It was?! Kark I didn't get you anything! Tup: No but Dogma and I got each other stuff. Fives: I feel bad now. Tup: No listen. He gave me a book right? A nice book. Fives: Did you give him something awful? Tup: No. Worse. I weaponized him. Fives: What? Tup: I gave him a big sweater with long sleeves. He was upset at first because he was worried it would go against the dress code. But... Fives: But? Tup: But then he moved his arms and... Fives: Dogma, walking up behind Fives: You didn't do the recycling. -slaps him with the long sleeves- Fives, horrified: TUP WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?! Tup, weeping: I'VE CREATED A MONSTER! Dogma, slapping them both with the long sleeves: I love my decant day gift so much >:D

#Incorrect Quotes #star wars #the clone wars #arc trooper fives #clone trooper tup #clone trooper dogma #based on a real conversation between myself and my sisters

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oatmilk-vampire · 4 months

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Steve: Time to kiss the homies goodnight!

Steve: Goodnight, Robin!

*Kisses Robin on the forehead*

Steve: Goodnight, Nancy!

*Kisses Nancy on the back of her hand*

Steve: Goodnight, Eddie!

*Tries to kiss Eddie on the cheek*

*Eddie turns his head last minute*

Eddie: Goodnight, Ste--

*Steve accidentally kisses Eddie on the lips*

Steve:

Eddie:

Robin:

Nancy:

Steve: Does this mean we're married now?

Eddie: At least buy me dinner first.

#based on a conversation me and my sister had #stranger things incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes #steve harrington #steve harrington incorrect quotes #eddie munson #eddie munson incorrect quotes #steddie #steddie incorrect quotes #steve harrington x eddie munson

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crystalmethsthings · 2 years

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Oddly specific headcannon time:

So, we know Neil is a neck kisser. It’s just a fact. HOWEVER, I do believe Andrew also is a neck kisser (specifically, Neil’s shoulders) he’s a biter. Too add to this- when he does it, he holds the back of Neil’s neck. (Time for the oddly specific description). His fingers are wrapped around the back of Neil’s neck. His thumbs (which are in the front. Almost like this 👍 but with his hands open) are touching Neil’s jawline. When he bites kisses Neil’s neck, he puts his thumbs underneath Neil’s jaw and tilts his face up. He does this because he doesn’t want Neil to look down (aka, he doesn’t want Neil to try to kiss him) and this helps him keep Neil where he wants him.

Part 2:

Neil also does the same hand position when he and Andrew are kissing (the fingers on the back of his neck and the thumbs on his jaw). When they pull away, he presses their foreheads together, gives Andrew this soft, totally in love look, and rubs his thumbs against Andrew’s jawline.

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aithusarosekiller · 9 months

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Regulus: baby-talking to a cat on the street

Sirius: giggling and filming it

Reg, slowly turning around and seeing the camera: PUT THAT DOWN

Sirius, running away as fast as he can: NO

#based on a real conversation #between me and my sister #the black brothers

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tenpintsof-sundrop · 2 months

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Hotch: Do we all know what L.D.S.K. stands for? Y/N: Lick my Dick... Suck... Cunt... but with a K? (Everyone staring at you.) Y/N: ... I'm a detective. Everyone: ... Hotch: It stands for Long Distance Serial Killer. And we're going to talk in my office later.

#this is based on a conversation that me and my sister just had that made me laugh so hard I couldn't breathe #incorrect quotes #criminal minds #criminal minds incorrect #criminal minds memes #sundrop speaks

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alitteraladhdmess · 5 months

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Happy Thanksgiving

Here’s the sketch for it

If anyone has tips for comic lay out pls help me!! Calling all comic artists of tumblr to help a fellow artist out

#Based off an actual conversation with my sister #Donnie’s chopping walnuts #I just noticed I forgot to color his eyes #I’m too lazy to fix that tho #Trying to figure out composition for these things #rise of the tmnt #rottmnt fandom #rottmnt donnie #rottmnt fanart #rise mikey #rottmnt #pbj duo #rottmnt mikey #rottmnt michelangelo #rise donnie #mini comic #Jay txt #♥️literaladhdart♥️

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beannary · 2 years

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Can't help but think of Hisirdoux and Jim having a brother relationship, but Jim still ages so eventually he's going to look older than Douxie.

Jim, at the wise old age of 25: Yeah my baby brother can be so annoying haha

Douxie, over nine hundred years old and ready to commit crimes: You have ten seconds to run

#tales of arcadia #trollhunters #toa jim #toa douxie #jim lake jr #douxie #hisirdoux #hisirdoux casperan #yes this is a tad ooc however i am basing this on my conversations with my sister #and these are MY blorbos I get to choose the characterization

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that-bitch-kat3 · 1 year

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sirius: hey reg do you have like… a bag i could borrow?

regulus, without looking up: the only bags i have are under my eyes and they are specifically designed to carry the weight of my sins.

sirius:

sirius: literally all you had to say was no

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tabioya · 2 months

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Maglor, looking for a deep, logical, heartfelt answer: Celegorm, what is love??

Celegorm: BABY DON'T HURT ME. DON'T HURT MEE! NO MORE

Maglor: ....

#based off a real conversation I had with my sister #i was Celegorm #Feanorians #maglor #celegorm

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pinkytoothlesso11 · 1 year

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Okay, so I was thinking about troll speculative biology curtesy of @theoldandnewfirm and this isn't exactly a biology thing, but I think most species of troll hate water/rain.

Hear me out.

Trolls are made of living stone, so I'm assuming they don't quite have the durability of actual stone, if going for the idea their skin is the only thing being made of a stone-like substance and its more like a flexible, thin exoskeleton. And of course rain contains carbonic acid, a result of carbon dioxide mixing with water in the air.

So I'm thinking maybe long exposure to rainfall, of different acidity, would maybe weaken their stone skin or cause a rash? And of course large bodies of open water are generally avoided, since trolls would sink like, well, a rock. This is a naturally inbuilt aversion to a significant majority of troll species but there are always outliers. It also depends on the type of Stone a troll is made of. If its a hard stone like granite or a soft stone like marble.

The side novels introduce us to deep sea trolls and we can't forget the Quagawumps as being Marsh trolls and the swamp/river trolls we see when Jim becomes a half-troll. Their skin is slightly more lubricant and they're generally more squat. There isn't deep water to avoid though.

I think with changelings it comes down to preferences, since their stone isn't as hard as a full trolls and they're probably spliced with different troll tribes, including more water based ones. We know NotEnrique isn't a fan of water, and I doubt Nomura would be either, but that more so based on the fact she wouldn't want her hair wet.

Strickler I'd think is a anomaly. I know his remark about being a keen swimmer was probably, most likely, a innuendo. But what if it had some basis of truth? His stone skin is quite smooth and 'soft' looking compared to other trolls, and the adaptations to his body that allow for flight would help in the water. Aka light bones, thin limbs and large lung size.

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