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#based on recent events
okkalo · 5 months
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isagi is the type of guy to look at you while you’re talking with the most heart stopping gaze. only if he knew how much it affected you. you start to stutter but his gaze doesn’t waver. he doesn’t even seem to notice how nervous you’ve gotten. he’s just showing he’s paying attention? while also maybe admiring you…i mean, how could he not?
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im-sorry-what-ii · 11 months
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A song: *has even the smallest mention of planes/flying*
Me:
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incorrect-hs-quotes · 6 months
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Rose: Is that Warrior Cats Volume 2 and a fire extinguisher?
Dave: guess which one is our new lawn decoration
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vampirefangs · 2 years
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pinkeoni · 1 year
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Do people think that her growing up in a lab is just an allegory? No like she literally grew up in a lab
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delulu-4-lewlew · 9 months
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sabxhere · 6 months
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My wife: okay, so here's this song *recommends a song that's a lil fucked up and has interpreted in a convoluted way* what do you think??
Me af:
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charmikarma · 16 days
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what if you wanted to play splatoon 1 but god said moray towers for ten years
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Me: I really try to welcome new f1 fans into the fandom and be nice and understanding
New f1 Fan: I just don’t understand why people like Schumacher and still consider him the greatest of-
Me: JAIL
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alondisstorm · 6 months
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breathe in 21,22,23,24
hold your breath 21,22,23,24,25,26,27
breathe out 21,22,23,24,25,26,27,28
what color is that car? what color is the sky?
breathe in 21,22,23,24
hold your breath 21,22,23,24,25,26- 26- 26
ignore your shaking hands
"hey, Charlie do you need help?"
nod, breathe out 21, 22, 23, 24, 25, 26, 27, 28
focus
they're talking to you
"what's wrong?"
I'm going fucking insane, that's wrong.
No, don't say that.
"panic attack"
"do you need something to drink?"
nod, say thank you.
"does this happen often?"
no. it doesn't.
"not anymore."
"it's alright. Breathe with me."
breathe in 21, 22, 23, 24
It's gonna be alright.
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marswasnothere · 7 months
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Fic draft which may or may not see the light of day
Nsfw warning
Bojan wants to forget.
Everything.
Fame, responsibilities, worries, consequences, everything.
He wants to forget all of it.
He had a good start with deleting the one personal social media account he used, but even then he would log on to the band’s shared account and scroll for what felt like hours through posts, comments, and rumours of himself. He couldn’t escape it at gigs either. He longed to perform for a crowd without any care of how he danced or sang, but then each second would be recorded and shared a thousand times over. He couldn’t do one stupid little thing and be done with it, no, it had to be filmed from five different angles and be shown to him anytime he spoke the next day.
He wants to forget.
He doesn’t want to feel like The Bojan Cvjetićanin, teenage heartthrob of Slovenia and handsome Eurovision contestant.
He doesn’t want to feel like Bojan.
He wants to feel like nothing.
And that’s how he finds himself, on the floor, lying face down, waiting to be stepped on by Jan and Nace in some shiny, new boots and come in his pants.
If he wants to feel like nothing, he can at least make it pleasurable.
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drakonis413 · 1 year
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Demon, trying to torture me: I will lock you in this room and give you the first two volumes of this very good book series to read!
me: that doesnt sound to bad.
Demon: i will also give you the forth volume.
me: oh no...
Demon: but i wont give you the third.
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nat-seal-well · 2 years
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Romance is okay but what about when you find someone looking at the same author you are in the bookstore and then you spend five minutes connecting with them over nothing but the shared love of story before parting ways forever, but better for it?
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hikari--sakura · 1 year
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Wait what do you mean Mario Party ruins friendships?
I thought it was all about three pals vibing with and encouraging each other to do their best while making sure the CPU doesn't overturn the situation and steal everyone's stars 😔
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sorry-i-ship-drarry · 2 years
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If you give me a ring, you undeniably have my whole heart. You just do.
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midnightexists · 1 month
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Everytime Jirachi is mentioned I must have a mandatory freak out (/pos)
I am normal about Jirachi. 👍👍👍
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