different monke, this one is for the funky @anxiousworm. Giv her boy some lov
yes!!!!! omg my boyfriend does this but i’m a brat and don’t like to move so i usually get lifted off n then get a lil spank or something 🥰🥰
but i could totally see keigo doing this!!!!!! and bokuto + kuroo <333
I got shot how is everyone else doing this afternoon
My father said he was cursed and honestly he should’ve just not had me, don’t pass that shit to me.
I’m not like butt hurt or anything but the guy I had sex with who made my buy a whole box of condoms finally deleted me off snapchat so now I have a whole box of condoms and no fucking use for them and I’m mad about it
Wow WOW do I hate my father haha
“You are a bastard” – Lady blows hot as man rejected her advances
A lady has cussed out a Nigerian man after he turned down her advances while she tried to shoot her shot.
A Twitter user, @KingOnAire has shared screenshots of the conversations he had with the lady who tried to shoot her shot at him.
According to the screenshot of chat that was shared on Twitter, the lady messaged the guy first, noting that she had gone through his profile, loved what she saw…
actual photo of me being a silly little lizard and not doing any of my homework
i will not stop. homework is dumb but also please dont fail me
if you ever wanted to know how my life is going,, I can’t wait to explain that I just spent 25 dollars on a single human rib bone
i was waiting for my biology class to start but it takes incredibly long so fuck it i dont like the subject anyway
my mom walked in and asked if i wanted to go out and eat, i agreed and said ‘after class ends’ and when it never started she walked in and said that we could go now, i said yes, and after looking for my mask i finally went downstairs and walked out the door, the cool crisp breeze blowing onto my skin and the heavy blanket of clouds menacingly hanging above me. i looked across the yard, cars flying by in dashes of colors. i didnt care about those cars, but the one car i did care about was my mother’s and guess where that was. she ditched me, drove off without waiting. i starved, running around the house in the hopes that maybe she hadnt left, screaming that i was hungry, but no. she was gone, a traitor among the house. leaving her child to die alone in their room, foodless and suffering. the fridge was barren, the cabinets riddled with dust and dirt. if only i was a plant, absorbing sunlight and making food for myself. ill never forget this.. what couldve been a joyful afternoon with my mom became an empty evening with nothing but poverty and hunger, the sounds of a wailing stomach as empty as the rusting lighthouses of rugged coasts where boats are left to rot in vain
anyway suck my dick mom this is why i cant have nice things
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