My husband ate like over half my beijing beef. Wtf. I bought that motherfucker two large noodles cuz he said that’s all he wanted and he ate three noodles and over half my beef. Asshole. “i just want noodles.” That’s what he said. I bought a family meal plus two extra noodles so he’d have his damn noodles and i’d have my stuff for a few days. All gone 24 hrs later cuz he ate half my shit. Pisses me off when he does that. Fuck you, dude.
Bro im watching the brick soccer one and Mark is making me actually mad rn dafuq
And I’m ready to fucking
me: *looks at couple*
me: so whos the baby and whos the bastard?
when lord byron said “I love being called a ‘bastard’. It somehow implies that the most heinous thing I’ve done is exist”
The Feral gave the Bastard a knife, what crimes will they commit?
fuck it, *turns into a weasel*
The audacity of some people holy shit
The fact that the give themselve right to draw and write on public books
The thing written in blue ink says: “This is where I left off”
This bastard not only ruined the book that he was reading but also wrote something so nerve wrecking in it Holly shit
When your EVIL little BASTARD cat like to EAT all your CATMINT (and then get in your bed SOAKING WET at 3am)
ive been watching jim hensons the storyteller lately and not only do i love it i wish i could shirk off all responsibilities of life and just become a storyteller and have the best seat of the fire reserved for my cat and i
My thoughts are bastards and I want nothing to do with them
Doing school stuff or actually improving on drawing? Nah how about some stupid Hermes doodles-
with all due respect, what does this MEAN
My cat stole my fucking tea
That is all.
I can’t believe my cat is kicking me in his sleep. Getting revenge for all the times I’ve kicked him in my sleep.
Axel, seeing my lap is empty: INCOMING
me: no no no nononononONONONO
or how I spilled hot tea all over myself and my chair