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justarandombrit · 4 months

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Main-line Hatchetfield shows: “This person is terrible. Completely and utterly repugnant. A puppy-kicker to the highest degree”

Nightmare Time: “So anyway, here's their tragic backstory-”

#behind every asshole in hatchetfield there is a bigger more evil asshole #ted spankoffski #linda monroe #frank pricely #the guy who didn't like musicals #black friday #black friday musical #starkid black friday #black friday starkid #hatchetfield #nightmare time #nightmare time spoilers #time bastard #honey queen #daddy nmt2 #starkid #team starkid

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idontlikemusicals · 5 months

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those who harness the lords power, willingly or not.

CRINGEEEEEEEEEE

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winterpower98 · 14 days

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These were originally meant for Valentine's day, but oh well

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susie-dreemurr · 2 months

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The “Gerald texting Linda everything is okay while he’s dying alone” and “Linda thinks she finally won her father’s respect only for him to remorselessly throw her to the wolves” got to me.

#nightmare time #I THOUGHT YOU GUYS WERE JOKING BUT IT REALLY DOES MAKE YOU FEEL FOR THE WORST PEOPLE HUH #linda monroe #nightmare time 2 #honey Queen #starkid #hatchetverse #mine #this template can also go for other episodes of this series such as time bastard #nmt

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magicratfingers · 11 months

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#dimension 20 #d20 the ravening war #the ravening war #queen amangeaux epicee du peche #still queen you bastards

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ruthflemwad · 8 months

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even more hatchetfield textposts because you all seem to thoroughly enjoy them

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scripted-downfall · 2 months

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Nothing could have prepared me for The Homeless Man doing the "Latte hatte" line + gesture in Honey Queen. I heard it and had to pause the show for a hot minute to decompress for a minute because of the Time Bastard angst; they really didn't have to do us like that 😭

#starkid #team starkid #hatchetfield #hatchetverse #ted spankoffski #latte hatte #haha yes i'm still fixated... sorry to those uninterested lol #time bastard #nmt #nightmare time 1 #honey queen #nmt2 #nightmare time 2

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triaelf9 · 9 months

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I haven't been able to watch a ton of animated things over the last few years for a multitude of reasons (reason 1 being they're VERY distracting while I work, but I jumped back on the TDP train today and HERE ARE SOME DOODLES.

Listen, Aaravos has no RIGHT being…that way with THAT character design and also being that terrible. Horrible little bastard man (affectionate). Anyway, these are the ones who jumped out to me after my watch through so, enjoy XD

It's been a long time, but wow, they really fit my style ahaha XD

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inkybluu · 10 months

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a moment of solace

(need me a chip hug)

#jrwi #jrwi fanart #jrwi riptide #chip bastard #queen jrwi #chip jrwi #this moment was giving me brain worms idfk why #healies #my art

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givemewallywestorgivemedeath · 7 months

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Abso-fucking-lutely vibing with World's Finest: Teen Titans' addition of Karen as one of the founding members.

Because good fucking god, before this the team was two demigods, two billionaire teens and a Normal Kid™ in neon yellow BUT NOW?! Now it's two demigods, two billionaire teens and TWO Normal Kids™ in neon yellow!

No but seriously though Wally is the only one who has to like... mow the lawn and watch his neighbor's cat when they go away for the long weekend. He's the only one who knows how to mail a letter at the post office and how much pencils cost at a book fair. He's got superpowers and terrible parents and yet somehow he is the MOST NORMAL ONE THERE.

Which speaks volumes about the rest of them tbh.

But now!!! Karen and Wally get to be nerds ✨together✨ and they get free tickets to watch the trainwrecks that the other Teen Titans call life

Seriously though I think these two are aggressively trying to be friends with each other while also roleplaying their 'cool guy' hero personas, which is extremely funny to me. These two are absolute nerds with no friends in school and they are DESPERATE for a friend and they've just met but they've both decided "Yeah that one. That one is friend shaped"

Wally: you move too slow

Karen: learn how to fly dumbass

Anyway I love them

#this is really fun because its like the og titans series where Wally took one look at Mal and was like :O NEW BEST FRIEND #(important to note that mal was a random ass civilian and not even remotely a hero and Wally offered him a spot on the titans right there)#but Karen joined before Mal here and instead of Wally glomming on THEY'VE BOTH GLOMMED ON #TO EACH OTHER #anyway i just think that's beautiful #go off you beautiful neon yellow bastard children. you have terrible homes lives and too much trauma but i hope you have fun being silly #they deserve to be silly together #and maybe they should both go to therapy. not together just in general. i think theyd both benefit #like absolute vibes that they have panic attacks with each other. i stan that they trust each other #but also. therapy queens. pls go #dc #dc comics #the flash #kid flash #wally west #karen beecher #bumblebee #worlds finest teen titans #teen titans #titans

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ineffably-flynn · 9 months

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Aziraphale: Crowley dear, why do you only ever listen to Queen?

Crowley: s'not my fault Angel, the Bentley turned all my CD's into Queen albums

God, narrating: Crowley had in fact left all his CD's in the Bentley on purpose, knowing that after about more than a fortnight, he'd have an excuse to listen to Queen, and only Queen. I mean, who doesn't love a few Best of Queen albums?

#reading the book and this popped into my mind #i love these bastards so much #good omens #good omens book #Crowley #Anthony J Crowley #anthony janthony crowley #Aziraphale #a.z. fell #crowley good omens #aziraphale good omens #good omens incorrect quotes #ineffable husbands #good omens ineffable husbands #crowleys Bentley #queen #neil gaiman #terry pratchett

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soyboywenzie · 3 months

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“Rhaenyra’s sons are bastards and they can’t have the throne because of that and neither can she because she birthed them.”

have…have any of you actually watched this series? Have you not read the books to this series that yall swear you know everything about?

whether or not yall like to admit it, Rhaenyra did her duty by giving her house heirs, and those heirs ,till this day, are still known as Targaryens and Velaryons.

Laenor said they were his, Corlys said the same and so did Viserys. The main people who needed to say something did, and you all simply do not like it. They hatched dragon eggs in their cradles, something only their Mother (Rhaenyra) and Father (Laenor) were able to do.

Considering that specific thing, no one really cared because they did something Alicent’s children couldn’t do which made them shine with legitimacy.

“but…but… no one would side with them…”

did we forget that a whole rebellion that did not end until 10-20(?) years before Dany was born was started because a bastard wanted to be King? Did we forget that the Blackfyre rebellions central point of fighting was this bastard should be king instead of this other rumored bastard? And they both had people fighting valiantly for both sides, either bastard or alleged bastard?

Did we not watch Margery get tossed between Joffery and Tommen so she could be Queen even though there are rumors of their lineage??

Did we forget heavy members of the Greens were singing Jace’s praise as the only man worthy of the Throne during the Dance??

NO ONE GAVE A DAMN, AND THE PEOPLE WHO DID ONLY CARED BECAUSE THEY GAINED SOMETHING OUT OF THEIR DOWNFALL. WAKE UP!

edit: JACE, LUKE AND JOFF ALSO WERE THE ONLY CHILDREN TO HAVE BETROTHAL AND MANY OF THOSE! MFS WERE FIGHTING TO HAVE THEIR DAUGHTERS MARRY RHAENYRA’S SON WHILE NO ONE WANTED TO MARRY ALICENT’S!! THERE IS A REASON FOR THAT!!

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bisexualchaosdemon · 2 months

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Sometimes I forget what an unhinged little asshole Neil is, and then I remember shit like this:

Neil's first ever interaction with Bee, little bitch doesn't even say hello, nothing! Just shakes her hand, looks at the room, and tells her she has ocd. Wild.

#deranged little bastard doesn't even realise how inept he is at social interactions #i cannot believe this is canon #props to bee tho #just fucking rolling with it #what a queen #aftg #all for the game #neil josten #betsy dobson #aftg shitpost

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scarlet-the-dragon · 6 months

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‼️JUST ROLL WITH IT RIPTIDE 112 IMPLIED SPOILERS‼️

There wasn’t a bouquet toss at the wedding and that is a CRIME. So I fixed it :) 💐

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drakaripykiros130ac · 4 months

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I know that this is fantasy and whatever but I honestly find Rhaenyra’s predicament a little too convenient plot-wise. GRRM had in mind to give Rhaenyra’s first sons non-Valyrian traits which would put into question their legitimacy. Got it. Drama, speculations, Court gossip, Greens taking advantage of the confusion for their own ambitions etc.

But seriously now, Rhaenyra had these first three sons. Three. And out of all of these three sons, not one, I repeat, not one possessed a single physical Valyrian trait from their mother. Not one had purple eyes or silver hair. Not one had her aquiline nose. Nothing that would suggest Valyrian, physically speaking.

And then somehow, a non-Valyrian like Alicent gives birth to four, I repeat, four children, who all have silver hair and purple eyes.

Seriously, this is just a little too plot convenient. I would have believed it if it were only one or two children max, but three?! And out of these three not one single Valyrian trait? I don’t know what GRRM was thinking to be honest. It’s just too much.

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alemoncakelife · 7 months

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Sansa moments that live in my head rent free

#i love her your honor #sansa stark #game of thrones #gotedit #sansastarkedit #sophie turner #queen in the north #battle of the bastards #my edit

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