#bastards

[skatoonyfan1234]

THE SPONGEBOB COPS ARE STUPID SHITHEAD BASTARDS!!!!

#spongebob squarepants #cops #shithead #stupid #bastards #someone's in the kitchen with sandy #fuck the shithead cops

[eonweheraldodemanwe]

While Catelyn chapters are heavy with thoughts of how bastards are threats to trueborn heirs and the Blackfires as examples, the actual text show us that it is actually the trueborn members the ones who are threats.

Alys Kastark right is threatened by her Kastark cousins.

Robert Arryn biggest threat is a far cousin, Harold Harying.

Walder Frey has created the perfect situation where all his trueborn sons want to see their half brothers dead.

Renly usurped Stannis as Robert's heir.

Arianne fears his own brother Quentyn usurping her birthright.

Euron killed Balon.

And the Targaryens are specialists in this.

From the days of Maegor usurping Aenys children. To Jaehaerys pressing his claim over his elder sister. His refusal to name Rhaenys his heir over his second son. Aegon II usurping her sister crown. Viserys II usurping his nieces rights. Aegon V being named king over several candidates who were closer to Maekar IV.

We even have Daenerys in AGOT having thoughts of naming blood riders to protect her sons when he is king while Viserys is still alive.

Frankly a bastard is less likely a threat than a brother/uncle/nephew. It's in the text.

#asoiaf #a song of ice and fire #bastards #trueborn sons #usurpers #catelyn stark #jon snow #stannis baratheon #renly baratheon #alys kastark #aegon ii targaryen #rhaenyra targaryen #so many names

[cry-ptidd]

Ok so u know how predatory pets bring live prey animals into the house. Do Laura or Alucard do that to Integra at the estate while she's trying to meet with people over serious business?

(Yes, this is inspired by a true story. No, I have not yet found where the chipmunk ran.)

Now i doubt they would bring LIVE prey because these two are killing machines and they both get scolded if they spook the guests too bad, but they absolutely do that thing where a cat brings its owner a dead mouse. Except instead of a mouse it’s a still-pulsating pile of gore and viscera and they plop it on integra’s nice carpet

#hellsing asks #hellsing #alucard #sir integra #laura chastel #hellsing oc #my oc #my art #it’s 1:03 am btw #is laura the one that has to clean it? yes. will that make her stop? absolutely not #i love these twos dynamic #partners in crime. siblings in tomfoolery. assistants in silliness #mangy black cat and rescue stray mutt vibes #integra’s lil strays <3 #bastards

[ladamedusoif]

Can someone please tell the Television Academy the difference between a “guest role” and a “central character in several plots in a series”?

Cos they clearly don’t know.

Also: I AM IN YOUR WALLS.

#I am FURIOUS right now #bastards #Emmys

[sandinmybed]

sorry he can't come out and play today he still has the curse

acrylic paint, 3 or 4 hours! this doesn't look exactly like my reference but I love it anyway. I should use acrylics more.

also fun fact the reason I did this painting was because my mother asked me to repaint her garden gnome that had faded and I wanted to use my paint up before it dried. gnome tax:

#this is flopping badly on twitter and idk why #bastards #will byers #my art #will byers fanart #byler #byler fanart #stranger things fanart #stranger things #st fanart #stranger things 2 #stranger things s2 #acrylic #acrylic painting #noah schnapp #acrylic portrait #traditional art #painting #theres a free pic of a gnome if you hit the readmore

[natinthe60s]

I can't with this it's to fucking funny. Especially Aedion an Lysandra or feysands Yeah hahah. Ofc Aelin an Rowan are jus double bastards 😂

#dorian havilliard #chaol westfall #yrene westfall #rhysand #feyre archeron #aedion ashryver #aedion x lysandra #lord lorcan lochan #elide x lorcan #elide #manon blackbeak #cassian #nesta archeron #bastards #nesryn x sartaq

[365filmsbyauroranocte]

Les Salauds (Claire Denis, 2013)

#Les Salauds #Claire Denis #Bastards #Vincent Lindon #Chiara Mastroianni #hands #love #bed #interiors #2013

[hobgobknowsbest]

aren't we all?

#rodents #Mice #Mouse #goblins #goblincore #Gottadowhatyagottado #bastards

[sekaithemystic]

cdpr gotta stop with the so mi posting i can't take it anymore 😭😭😭😭😭

#WHY IS SHE SO GORGEOUS #BASTARDS #😭😭😭😭😭 #i love my wife #sr for being dead i am dead irl #cyberpunk 2077 #cp2077 #song so mi #sekai speaking into nonexistence #phantom liberty #songbird cyberpunk #songbird #maybe the one holding cp2077 social media is one of us

[rahulkohlifans]

#rahooligans #rahul kohli #rahul kohli fans #rahooligan #netflix #flanaverse #mike flanagan #flanaganfilm #fall of house usher #bastards #kate siegel #leo usher #napoleon usher

[circusbythesea]

been watching durarara with a friend lately and made this

#golden kamuy #durarara #izaya orihara #ogata hyakunosuke #artists on tumblr #digital art #my art #durarara izaya #gk ogata #bastards #truly the worst of the worst #i used to not like ogata and then i got back into golden kamuy and now i have been plagued #hes just really easy to draw #so is izaya

[kt--extinction]

Look at my fuckin yard deers

#deer #cervids #bastards

[dougielombax]

Do NOT donate to the Salvation Army.

(Or as I call them, the Church of Eternal Spite and Misery)

Stay FAR away from them.

#dougie rambles #personal stuff #vent post #political crap #salvation army #fuck the salvation army #bastards

[gearsphere]

A little messy piece for funsies

#i might return to it but its sorta served its purpose #i had fun making it :) #i also made it outside in the sun which was lovely #e.v. #shes here too #on some journey in an abstract world #OH YEA what the fuck is with bugs flinging themselves at paint #i had like 5 #one of them was a giant orange beetle longer than my pinkie toe #bastards #my artwork

[wyrm-not-worm]

Day 55 Father & son dragons

#dragon a day #original character #lily post #humanoid #kaico #sandalphon #bastards

[chapinii]

god how full circle would it be for q!Cellbit to end up back in prison once he's back on Quesadilla island, complete with orange jumpsuit and a cell layout that looks a little too familiar to be a total coincidence.

#the fed would totally design it after alcatraz too #bastards #qsmp #q!cellbit