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gothamundernightlight · 4 months
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Incorrect Batfam Quotes
Jason: Hey Pixie Boots!
Damian: Call me that again and I will remove your organs in alphabetical order. Any questions?
Jason: Yes, actually. Which alphabet?
Damian: *attacks
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ao3sbatfamily · 1 month
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'Batman, go grab your Robin… Wait, wrong Robin!' by IzzyMRDB
Author: @izzymrdb
Robin, the actual Jason Todd, stared at him from where he was also sitting in the back seat. “Who are you?”
“Uh… Tim?” Tim said, extremely concerned and confused as to where his night was going. “Am I getting kidnapped?”
“What?” Jason looked confused, which was just great because that meant that he didn’t know what was going on either.
“I was just trick-or-treating and then I sat down to eat my candy and Batman appeared and told me off and said I should stay in the batmobile and I didn’t know if I should argue cause he’s Batman so I did and now I don’t know what’s happening? Is this a kidnapping?” Tim babbled at Robin, the real actual Robin who was sitting just a foot away from and staring at him like he was insane.
“Ives said I was going to get in trouble if I wore my Robin costume for trick-or-treating but I didn’t think he meant that Batman was going to kidnap me! Is he mad at me? Am I in trouble for wearing a costume like yours? Wait, is this how he gets Robins? Did he just pick you up off the street too? I don’t want to be Robin! I don’t want to live in a cave!”
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gaysindistress · 5 months
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The Bat Boys but make it a modern/motorcycle au
Did I reread the series? Yes. Do I have about a million other things to write? Yes. Am I procrastinating? Yes. It’s fine though 🙃
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disclaimer: credits to original creator/poster of image/gif. found on Google/Pinterest.
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salzz4r · 11 months
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Breakfast
I swear I'm not going to upload a draw per week anymore. I'm trying
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midnightmushroom0731 · 6 months
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Batboys drawings I did with my posca pen. Sorry about the name situation. I wrote nightwing for the first drawing then wrote Jason Todd and Tim drake. Then I was like fuck it why not make it look even
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theladyofdeath · 1 year
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Nyx bonding with the bat boys
A/N: Anything that includes Nyx is a prompt I adore. This is how I imagine nights with uncle Az and uncle Cass to go. Thank you for your prompt! x Warnings: Language, overwhelming cuteness
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"What's it about?"
"Bats."
"Bats like us? We're bats."
Cassian and Azriel shot each other a look over Nyx's head, who sat in between them on his bed.
"Who told you that?" Azriel asked, at last.
Nyx, at four, shrugged. "Auntie Nesta."
Cassian snorted but didn't dare correct him as he opened the book and began reading. "Alright. Bart the bat-"
"Who's Bart?"
"The bat," Cassian answered, before continuing. "Bart the bat liked to wear hats. His-"
"I'm hungry," Nyx said, sighing. "And thirsty. And I don't wanna go to bed."
Cassian and Azriel looked at one another again.
Rhysand and Feyre had winnowed to Adriata to take care of a few minor details of a newly founded treaty between the courts, leaving Azriel and Cassian at the manor with Nyx. Nesta and Elain had gone with them, along with Amren and Mor. At first, both Cassian and Azriel had protested, but it would be a peaceful meeting that held no threats. Beside, everyone who had gone could look after themselves, and someone had to watch Nyx.
So here they were.
"It's almost bedtime," Azriel began, slowly. "If you don't get to sleep, you'll be cranky tomorrow."
Nyx crossed his arms and frowned. "I will not. I'll be cranky if I don't eat."
"We just ate an hour ago," Cassian said, then tried to start the story again. "Bart-"
"Can I have cheese? I like cheese."
Azriel's sigh was one of the most dramatic sounds that Cassian had ever heard come out of his brother's mouth. He snapped the book shut and said, "Cheese, then bed."
"Cheese, then Bart the Bat."
Once again, Azriel and Cassian shared a look that said, This kid is a manipulative little shit.
"Fine, but you better be a fucking delight tomorrow, you hear me?" Cassian said, poking Nyx in the ribs, making him giggle.
"Yay!" Nyx jumped up on the bed and clapped his hands. "You have a yucky mouth, Uncle Cass. Mama says you should wash your mouth out with soap."
Azriel snorted as he pushed himself off the bed and threw Nyx over his shoulder. "He should, shouldn't he?"
"Auntie Nesta shouldn't kiss you with a yucky mouth," Nyx went on, his voice fading as Azriel carried him out of the room.
Cassian tossed the book aside and followed them through the halls, toward the kitchen. "Auntie Nesta likes my yucky mouth. Hers is yuckier."
He swore he heard Azriel mutter he's not wrong before turning into the kitchens. After setting Nyx on the counter, Azriel pulled out a block of cheese and began cutting off slices and handing them to Nyx.
"Can I have bread?" he asked, mouth full of cheese. "I like bread."
"Is there anything you don't like?" Cassian asked, sarcastically, taking a fresh loaf of bread off the counter.
Nyx thought about it for a moment as his uncles worked. "Turnips."
Azriel's lips quirked as Cassian let out a laugh. "Your parents make you eat turnips? That's just mean."
"I know!" Nyx threw his hands in the air. "They won't let me leave the table until they're all gone. Sometimes I hide them in my pockets so I don't have to eat them all."
Cassian stopped cutting the loaf of bread to narrow his eyes at Nyx. "You lie to your mama and papa?"
Nyx shrugged. "No. I just don't eat my turnips."
Azriel chuckled, sliding across a plate of cheese and setting the knife aside. "Turnips help you grow big and strong."
"I'm going to grow big and strong because I'm an Illyrian," Nyx said, mispronouncing the word Illyrian as he always did. "And I'm high fae. And a bat."
"And because you eat your turnips," Cassian said, snatching a piece of cheese and popping it into his mouth.
Behind him, Nyx's wings drooped. "But turnips are gross. They're only yummy at Auntie Elain's."
At the mention of Elain's name, Azriel's eyes softened. "Auntie Elain makes good turnips?"
Nyx nodded enthusiastically, snatching up a piece of bread. "Auntie Elain makes good everything. Every time I go to Auntie Lainy's, she lets me eat alllllllll the muffins I want!"
"She has pretty good muffins, doesn't she?" Azriel asked, smiling to himself.
Cassian lifted his brow. "Like Auntie Elain's muffins, uncle Azzie?"
Azriel shot Cassian a look. "Don't pervert Elain's muffins."
Nyx's brows scrunched together. "What does pervert mean?"
Both Cassian and Azriel's eyes shot to the kid. Azriel said, "It means...lazy."
Nyx frowned. "I don't understand."
"Lazy?" Cassian snorted. "Nice one."
Azriel nudged Cassian.
Cassian nudged Azriel back.
"Mama says it's not good to fight," Nyx said, kicking his feet from where he sat on the counter, stuffing his face with bread and cheese. "She says it's naughty."
"It's only naughty if you're four," Cassian said, stealing another piece of cheese, earning a glare from his nephew.
Nyx's eyes widened. "I can fight when I'm five?!"
"He's too smart," Azriel whispered. "Feyre's gonna kick your ass."
"Ass," Nyx repeated, with a giggle.
"No," Cassian corrected, "she's gonna kick your ass for teaching him words like ass."
"You've sworn so many times-"
"I want water," Nyx interrupted, jumping up on the counter.
"Alright, no standing on countertops," Cassian said, sweeping Nyx off the counter, into his arms. "And don't say naughty words."
Azriel filled a small glass with water and handed it to Nyx, who took two sips before deciding he was done. With a yawn, he handed his glass back to Azriel before laying his cheek on Cassian's shoulder. "Can we finish the bat story?"
"Sure, buddy," Cassian said, quietly. "Uncle Azzie, bring the cheese."
Azriel took the plate of cheese and bread, and followed Cassian and Nyx back down the hall to his bedroom. Once they got him tucked back beneath the covers, Cassian helped himself to the cheese and bread as Azriel opened the book.
"Okay," he began, clearing his throat. "Bart the bat liked to wear hats. His favorite hat was red-"
"I have to go potty."
Azriel slowly laid the book against his lap. "Alright. Go on."
Nyx slipped out of the blankets, hopped off the bed, and disappeared into the washroom.
"He's a handful," Azriel muttered, shaking his head. "He's perfect."
Cassian chuckled. "I love that Rhys is getting exactly what he gave to his poor mother. The menace."
Azriel grinned and they both took a beat of silence, thinking about Rhysand's mother, who helped them both become the men that they were now.
Nyx came back in, his pajama pants crooked. Azriel straightened them before Nyx climbed back under the blankets and settled himself.
"Okay," he said, yawning once more. "Bat."
Azriel opened the book, yet again, and started reading. "Bart the bat liked to wear hats. His favorite one was red and flat. He wore-“
"Uncle Azzie?"
Azriel looked down at Nyx, lying between he and Cassian. "Hmm?"
"Will you do the funny voices?"
Cassian grinned as Azriel took a deep breath. "Of course." He started again, coming up with his own voice for Bart the bat. "Bart the bat liked to wear hats. His favorite one was red and flat. He wore his hat with his best friend, Pat, who was a cat-"
"I want a cat," Nyx said, his eyes drifting shut. "A black cat. Named Pat."
"That sounds nice, buddy," Cassian said, with a yawn of his own.
Azriel continued. "He wore his hat with his best friend, Pat, who was a cat that sold hats. Bart got all of his hats from Pat. He-"
"Do you have any hats?" Nyx asked, with his eyes closed.
"Everyone has hats," Cassian assured him.
"I don't have a hat." Nyx frowned. "But I have cheese."
"Cheese is much better than hats," Azriel promised, returning to the book. "He-"
"Uncle Azzie," Nyx began, snuggling up between the two of them, "why are there always shadows around you?"
Cassian's eyes darted to Azriel, who slowly shut the book. "Well," Azriel began, unsure of how to answer. He had never had anyone ask him about his shadows, much less a child. "The shadows are my friends. They stay close to me...to protect me."
Nyx, eyes still closed, sighed contentedly. "I like your shadows."
Azriel smiled warmly as he brushed the hair out of Nyx's eyes. "They don't scare you?"
Nyx shook his head, burying himself deeper into his blankets. "No. They make me happy."
Cassian watched but didn't say a word as Azriel smiled. "I'm glad to hear that, buddy. Thank you."
Nyx reached up to take Azriel's hand but said no more as his breathing shallowed, then turned even. Cassian watched the child as he sank into the mattress, only speaking when he was certain that Nyx had fallen asleep.
"So," he said, quietly, "what the fuck happens to Bart the bat?"
Azriel laughed and shrugged. "Apparently he likes hats, and his best friend is a cat."
"Lucky bastard," Cassian said, eyes slowly shutting.
Azriel shook his head, setting the book on Nyx's bedside table. They said no more as they drifted off into dreamland, two Illyrian warriors on each side of the heir of the Night Court.
It was exactly how Rhysand found them once he returned, just after midnight, snuggled up together with a plate of cheese and bread. His son, his heir, well protected and happy, blissfully asleep and well loved.
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arizona2004 · 2 years
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Like Father Like Son
Cute and kinda angsty. I had this in my drafts for a while, this request gave me a reason to finally finish it. More Batdad stuff to come eventually
WC: 1978
Your son was a mama’s boy. He followed you around constantly and hated being anywhere you weren’t. Azriel didn’t care too much at first. The baby was content in his arms, always quiet and relaxed. He didn’t smile or laugh like he did when you held him, but he never cried, so it was fine, Azriel thought.
When the boy got older, though, Az started feeling excluded. Kai’s first word was “Mama,” but that was expected. His second work was “Cas”. That pissed Azriel off. His third word wasn’t Papa, but it was “shadow,” so Az wasn’t too mad about it. 
When Kai started crawling, he crawled toward you, away from Az. Every night he wanted Mama to read him a story, so you tucked him in and kissed him on the head before bed. Az stayed in the office stewing during bedtimes. He felt out of place. Kai never wanted him to read the stories, so what was the point of standing around, useless.
Kai never seemed to want him at all so Az held his distance. And you didn’t fail to notice how Az always seemed to be working when Kai needed to be picked up from school or when he got hungry for a snack. 
On the weekends, the three of you would do things together, but the way Kai chose to sit in your lap during picnics and only wanted to be held by you cemented the idea that Kai just didn’t seem to want him around, so Az pulled away more and more, unsure what else to do. 
One afternoon, when you were picking up Kai from school, he hesitated to leave. You followed his gaze to another family: a male and female and their two kids. Your first thought was that Kai wanted a sibling, but then he looked at you and asked, “why don’t you do that?”
You’re confused by his question, trying to decipher his meaning by looking back at the female and what she’s doing until he elaborates. “Why don’t you bring, Papa?”
When you look at him again, he seems sad. He bites his lip, trying to stop it from quivering as tears well up in his eyes. “Papa’s just working, but maybe he’ll be able to come with me to pick you up tomorrow.”
“Papa’s always working,” he whispers as you take his hand and start down the sidewalk.
You don’t say anything back. What are you supposed to say? Az is always working. By the time the two of you get home, you’ve managed to cheer Kai up, but he still seems a little put off. And now that you think about it, he has been a little sad lately, but his teacher said he’s struggling to make friends, so you had assumed that was why. Until now. As you walk with Kai toward the kitchen, he slows down as you pass Az’s office.
“Do you think Papa wants to have a snack with us?” he whispers, stopping completely now. 
“I don’t know, but you can ask if you want.”
Kai turns toward the door, a nervous look on his face as he knocks quietly and opens it a little. “Papa?”
You peer in and see Az look up from some papers. He looks from Kai to you and back to Kai before speaking. “Yes?”
“Do you wanna have a snack with Mama and me?” he’s hopeful but shy.
“Sure, buddy. I’ll be out in a minute.”
“You’re not coming now?” 
“I’ve just got to finish this report for Uncle Rhys, then I’ll meet you in the kitchen. One minute, I promise.”
Kai nods solemnly and closes the door before marching into the kitchen. “What snacks does Papa like to eat?” he asks you, throwing the fridge door open.
“He loves apples, just like you.”
“Perfect!” Kai pulls the bag of apples from the fridge, leaving them for you to cut while he goes to find the best things to enjoy them with. 
He comes back with Nutella and peanut butter and sits them on the table while you finish cutting the apples. A few more minutes go by, and you sit with Kai at the table. He refuses to eat until Az arrives. Another couple of minutes and you have to scream at your mate through the bond, but then he’s walking into the kitchen.
He’s rubbing his temples as though he has a headache, but he’s finally shown up. Kai perks up immediately. “Mama said you like apples! Do you like Nutella or peanut butter?”
Azriel scrunches his nose, “ugh, neither,” he grumbles and walks to the fridge, returning a second later with caramel sauce. “Caramel is much better.”
“Caramel?” Kai is confused and intrigued at the same time. He shoves the peanut butter and Nutella aside, already willing to try something new, so unlike his father. 
Az sits down beside Kai, a small smile on his face as he opens the caramel and dips an apple slice in. Kai follows right after, and the look on his face makes you burst out in laughter.
“This is wonderful!”
Az laughs at your son's enthusiasm and grabs another apple slice. The three of you enjoy the rest of the snack together, and Azriel even joins Kai as he plays around the yard, giving you time to catch up on some of the work you’ve been behind in doing.
When the evening comes to a close, though, and the boys come inside, Az seems to pull back. Kai takes a bath after ending the day covered in dirt and grass, and Azriel stays with him the whole time as he chats about all his bath toys, but as soon as he’s in pajamas and ready for bed, your mate quiets down and starts drifting into the shadows.
“Are you going to join us for story time?” you try.
“No, that’s alright. I have to go check on something for Rhys,” he says before winnowing away, not that you see it directly, you’re too focused on the disappointed look on your son's face. 
“Maybe he’ll join us for bedtime tomorrow,” you tell him, tucking him into bed. 
“He doesn’t have to read if he doesn’t wanna. I don’t like reading out loud in front of people either,” Kai confides, bringing a smile to your face. “He could just sit and tuck me in if he wanted. And give me a goodnight squeeze.”
“I’ll relay your message, Kai.”
“Good! Then maybe he’ll tuck me in tomorrow.” You nod in agreement, kissing Kai on the head before slipping out the door to find your mate. 
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“You’re going to pick Kai up from school tomorrow,” you tell Azriel, arms crossed over your chest. Az looks up, confused, so you elaborate. “Today, when I picked him up, he was looking at another family, and he asked why I don’t bring you to get him too. You haven’t been around much, Az. He barely knows you, and I didn’t realize until today, but now that I have, I won’t let you do this anymore.”
“Y/N-”
“No, don’t. You’re coming with me to get him from school tomorrow, and you’re going to put him to bed too.”
“I can’t-” he starts.
“And why the hell not, Az?”
“He doesn’t want me there.”
“Azriel.” He refuses to meet your eyes, and suddenly you feel blind looking at your mate. First, you missed all of the signs in your son about his feelings toward Azriel, and now you're just now noticing how Azriel feels out of place in your family.
Tears well up behind your eyes, but you shove them down and move toward your mate. “Look at me Azriel,” you plead, grabbing his chin and forcing his gaze up as you lean against the desk in front of him. “Kai loves you. He wants to spend time with you. Even if that’s just you sitting by his side as I read his bedtime story or just giving him a hug and a kiss on the head.”
Tears slip from Azriel's eyes, and you gently wipe them away before placing a kiss on his forehead and leaning yours to his. “The two of you are terrible at sharing your thoughts and feelings with one another, and I don’t know where it started because he’s only five.” Azriel smiles softly, pulling you into his lap. “You can’t expect me to be the middle man forever.”
“I don’t,” he promises, kissing you softly and nuzzling your neck.
“Good.”
“I’ll make things right. I promise.”
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The next day, Azriel goes with you to get Kai from school, and as your son notices you after exiting the building, he beams, beyond happy to see his father. He skips toward the pair and you and throws himself into Az’s arms.
“Carry me, Papa!” he shouts, throwing his arms around Azriel's neck, clinging on as tightly as he can. “Time to go home,” Kai declares, “We have to work on building a battleship.”
“Well, we’re not going home just yet,” Az tells him, confusing you.
“I was thinking we could go get ice cream.” Az looks to you for confirmation, trying to make sure you’re okay with this change in plans.
You nod, of course, happy he’s taking the initiative to do something with Kai. The three of you walk further into Velaris toward your favorite ice cream shop and spend the afternoon enjoying sugary deliciousness. Kai can’t stop smiling all afternoon and stays close to Az, pressing into his side while they sit side by side on a park bench and eat their ice cream. 
You can’t help but watch them and memorize the scene. And a moment later, call out to Feyre with your mind and beg her to paint the memory for you. She obliges, always happy to paint the people she loves. You and your boys begin the walk back to your house, happier than any of you have been in a while. 
Later in the evening, as you help Kai finish getting ready for bed, you ensure Az is around and shove him into the plush chair beside your son’s bed. As Kai skips from the bathroom to his bed, before Azriel has the chance to say anything, you sigh dramatically.
“Uncle Rhys just called and said he needs me for something important. Is it okay if Papa puts you to bed tonight?” you ask your son. He nods before running into your arms to hug you tightly.
“Night, night!” he says, jumping into his bed and wiggling under the blankets.
Az gives you a slightly panicked look, but you just run to the door and gently shut it behind you as Kai tries to convince his father to read him 5 books instead of just 2 that you usually allow.
Azriel's heart softens in his chest as his son looks at him from beneath a cocoon of blankets. “One more, Papa, pleeaasse,” he begs.
“I already read you six books.” Kai pouts, tempting Az, but the spymaster holds his ground and stands up, his butt numb.
“Ugh, fine!” the boy relents, holding out his arms for his father to hug. Azriel squeezes him tightly and places a kiss on his head as he tucks the blankets into his sides. “Can you just stay until I fall asleep, Papa?” Kai pleads, pulling out his pouty face again.
Azriel gives in easily, walking to the door to turn off the light before returning to Kai’s side. The toddler scootches as far to one side as he can, making as much room for his father as he can. Azriel lays down next to his son, opening his arms for Kai to tuck himself into Az’s side, absorbing the warmth of his body as he’s lulled into a deep sleep by the sound of his father’s soft singing.
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ceristhehedgehog2 · 11 months
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kayla-2 · 2 years
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“Would you believe that Rhys, Az, and I had to climb up and down them as punishment when we were boys?”
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“Because we were young and stupid and testing boundaries with a High Lord who didn’t understand practical jokes regarding public nudity.” He nodded toward the stairs. “I got so dizzy on the hike down that I puked on Az. He then puked on Rhys, and Rhys puked all over himself.”
Credit: Lemonade_doodles (Instagram)
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dani-phantoni · 2 years
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I have determined the Danny Phantom to Batfam pipeline is a vertical freefall.
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gothamundernightlight · 6 months
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Incorrect Batfam Quotes
Tim: The thing I’ve always admired about Dick is the fact he carries himself with the confidence of a much taller man.
Tim: And I despise Damian because he carries himself with the audacity of one.
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ao3sbatfamily · 1 month
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'familiarity' by redsray (reigned)
Author: @redsray
“Hey, who was it that sent the threat?” He asked, doing his best to subdue his grin. Hal raised an eyebrow but didn’t comment on it, so he must be doing decently.
“The Red Hood,” Hal confirmed with a sigh and Roy was two breaths away from rolling on the floor. No way. “He’s been running us in circles and we cannot get any hold of Bats.”
Roy choked on a laugh, disguising it with a cough. “That’s tough,” he said, with as much sympathy as he could muster. “Hope ya catch him, soon.”
“Me too, kid,” Hal said, getting up and ruffling Roy’s hair as he left to seemingly rejoin the conversation. “Me too.”
Roy watched him leave and let himself snicker as soon as he was sure Hal was out of earshot. He turned his head down, pulling out his phone and typing as quickly as possible.
Roy (5:59pm): DID YOU SEND A THREAT TO THE WATCHTOWER
Jay (6:01pm): Was I supposed to?
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throughstarlitfields · 9 months
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Posting this here because a friend and I made a group on Facebook for any Elriel shippers. It’s a safe space for the ship because the backlash, insults and negativity towards this ship in other groups has been overwhelming. It’s nice to be able to share fanart and theories with other people who are also on the same ship. So any and everyone is welcome :)
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azrielsbxtch · 7 months
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It’s the bed that can accommodate Illyrian wings
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l1lithm · 1 year
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