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incorrectbatfam · 2 months
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If we assume the batfam are living in 2024 and Damian is around 10 then that means he was born in 2014 and has likely never touched a DVD in his life
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yourmomxx · 4 months
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Jason: so how's winter going for you?
Y/N, who's violently shivering despite the fact that they’re wearing 7+ layers of clothing: fuck off
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daydreaming-rat-man · 5 months
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ceramic-raven · 22 days
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Me when good writers tag me in their fics
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anothertimdrakestan · 2 years
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jason: *pushing papers towards bruce*
tim: we've decided to unionize.
bruce: you've.. what?
damian: we want equal missions, rewards, and breaks
bruce: you already... get that? *reads fine print* unlimited caffine consumption, animal collection, gun storage, and disco music? you really though you had me.
jason: so you don't support unions you sick fuck??
bruce: spell unionize jason, and i'll allow all of it
jason: goddammit, the rich stay richer
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batfamilycannons · 4 months
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Tim Drake as qoutes I’ve heard people say
Tim:*banging on Jason’s front door* You can fool god but you can’t fool the IRS
Tim: Is that double earth? Cause it’s to early to be thinking about the multiverse theory.
Tim: *in a Cecil Palmer voice* i can’t count. I don’t do math.
Tim:*examples of why he should not be allowed in the kitchen* I need containers to make the salad. I could make it on the counter but I don’t think anyone would be happy about it.
Tim: *monotone* You could do it but they would yell at you.
Tim: I wonder what the temperature is.
*opens the door to look outside at a tropical storm*
Tim: the temperature is raining.
Damian: What is life?
Jason: crap
Tim: A terminal disease
Tim: *trying to practice French grammar* Digo? what the fu-
Tim: In France the drinking age is… are you alive?
Bruce: Anyone have any challenges coming up? *in the terms of fencing he meant*
Tim: I have a physics test
Bruce: What?
Tim: What?
Tim: Sunday, Monday, Dead, Wednesday
Jason: Is dead a synonym for Tuesday now?
Tim: Yes.
Jason: What part of Indiana?
Tim: New Orleans
Dick: That’s Luisiana!
Tim:*training with his team* If you don’t look like your dying your doing it wrong
Tim:*running on no sleep and enough caffeine to kill a lesser man pt. 1* Is a fairy a job or a race?
Tim: It was probably bought of the Black Market for 20 cents.
*walking out of a JLA meeting*
Tim: I just got the best sleep of my life
Tim:*no sleep Tim pt.2* Cocaine is diet sugar
Tim:*no sleep Tim pt.3* life is a pyramid scheme
Tim: I plan for nothing to go according to plan, so when nothing goes according to plan it will have gone according to plan
Tim: My insanity is what keeps me sane
Ra’s:
Tim:
Ra’s: you are one of the few beings who truly scares me
Tim: *blinks one eye at a time*
Tim:*to Bruce* Laziness is the greatest cause of productivity
Tim:*running on no sleep pt. Who knows* I’ve done enough dishes to last a lifetime, IF I WAS STRAIGHT
Connor: What does this mean??
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melucomarket · 6 months
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Not Jason cringing to Dick’s attempt to make cookies
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fleogecorpse · 1 year
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incorrect-dc-qoutes · 2 years
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Jason: Treat spiders the way you want to be treated.
Tim: Killed without hesitation.
Jason: No
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toohottohoot · 11 days
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so you’re telling me there’s a Batboys tag and a Batkids / Batboys / Batfam tag and they’re completely different fandoms??
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jingyismom · 1 year
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when batboy sang "won't just one person shake my hand" and "i never knew such a word as rage, i learned that from you" and "revenge will be a home for me" that slapped
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incorrectbatfam · 2 months
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Rating mental breakdown spots in Gotham
Gotham subways: 5/10. Can blast emo music through your headphones. Train occasionally stalls. Other passengers too burned out to notice you. 
Gotham U: 10/10. You're likely not the only one. School mascot hands out free tissues. 
Batburger: 8/10. Semi-public depending on seating. Tears make the fries soggy. Line cooks are wrestling in the background. 
Crime Alley: 0/10. People think you're drunk. You're a prime mugging target. Kids laugh at you.
Sewers: -2/10. Smells bad. 50% chance of Croc attack. 
Iceberg Lounge: 3/10. Judgy rich snobs. Bathroom full of people doing coke. Drinks too expensive to drown yourself in. 
Wayne Gala: 4/10. Also judgy rich people. Must dress formally. Can't stick your head in chocolate fountain. Dick Grayson will become your therapist whether you like it or not. 
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yourmomxx · 7 months
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Jason: I'm back.
Bruce: What the- you can't be here. You're dead. I literally saw you die.
Jason: Death is a social construct.
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void-of-the-moon · 6 months
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Spoilers for cloutchase vol. 2 ig
IM GOING INSANEEEEE
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LOOK AT THEM OMFG MY USERSONA BSHSHSHSHEHEGEGEGEGEGEGWHWHGEGEGEGEHE CRYINGGGG THIS SHIT IS THE LIGHT OF MY LIFE I FUCKING CANT
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AHHHHHHHH THEY ARE SO FUCKING AMAZING HDHDHEHEGGEHEGWGGE
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SO TRUE BRO‼️‼️‼️‼️💥💥💥💥
WHOEVER DREW MY USERSONA I OWE MY FUCKING LIFE TO YOU HOLY SHIT IM GIGGLING
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GSVEVEVEVEHWH3GEHEHEHEGEJEGEHEVEBEHEGEHRGEJEHEG
Im pretty sure i scared the shit out of everyone from my yelling my bad 😇😇
BUT LIKE I CANT BE CALM ABOUT SEEING ANY OF MY OCS IN ANYTHING IM WAY TO HAPPY
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THE LITTLE GUYS OMGGGGGGG
IM NEVER LETTING THIS GO HOLY FUCKKKKK
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anothertimdrakestan · 2 years
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jason: just answer one question for me sweetheart
y/n: hm?
jason: do you want to be fucked or loved tonight? because either way you're going to be worshipped.
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ironhoshi · 1 year
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The amount of horror I felt when my 23-year-old coworker had no idea who Bat Boy or Mothman was.
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