Why does 90’s John Stamos have the kind of hair that I have always pictures Dick Grayson having if he were a real person? It’s just the hair. Eyem.
Tim: I’m going to bed
Dick: It’s noon?
Tim: Time isn’t real, Richard
young Dick: Bruce, I think there’s a monster under my bed
Bruce: okay i’ll check- OH MY OH GOD ITS TEARING MY ARM OFF OH THE PAIN- nah I’m just kidding it only eats kids. sleep tight Dick!
young Dick: oh no
tim, showing up at dick’s apartment in bludhaven:
dick: tim ? it’s 3AM - what - ?
tim: you left me alone with jason and damian to come live here so now i’ll never let you sleep peacefully again
tim: i suggested they should come down to bludhaven to visit
tim: said you were bored of the villains here, needed more shenanigans to stir things up
tim: i bet in five minutes, the cops will receive an alert of a guy wearing a red hood throwing around a katana-yeilding boy to fend off baby ducklings from a bunch of geese in the park
tim, turning around: goodbye
i adore batbros
New Teen Titans vol 2 #31
dick: bud, i’m really sorry but i’m going to have to cancel.
damian, visibly holding back tears: okay.
dick, instantaneously: no, wait, hold on a second, don’t test me like this—
damian￼, confused, eyes still watering: what?
dick, hand on dami’s shoulder: never mind kiddo im a lying liar who lies. we are still on okay??