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batcavescolony · a day ago
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Batman (forcing all the kids to stay in the cave because of a threat): all current and ex Robins stay here. *gets in the Batmobile*
*disgruntled (ex) Robin noises*
Cass: *follows*
Batman: *dragging Cass back into the cave* all current and past Robin AND Batgirls stay here.
Stephanie: *gets in the Batmobile*
Batman: what did I just say
Stephanie: well you see I was a Robin and a Batgirl so thats two negatives which makes a positive so I can go.
Batman: *dad batsigh*
Duke: I mean technically I c-
Batman: no, everyone stay here.
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That Moment™️ from Avengers Endgame where Tony says “And I am Iron Man” and then snaps the gauntlet, but Batman facing down another gimmicky rogue who thinks a flashy costume means they’re actually smart and can compete with the A-listers, and they’re doing their whole villain monologue spiel and Bruce goes “And I am Batdad.”
And then there is this awkward silence only broken by Spoiler and Nightwing cackling in the background. Oracle recovers the relevant footage and it enters the internet, becoming a meme that is eventually made into a poster within twenty minutes and hung up all around the watchtower.
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dragon-familiar · 2 days ago
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Battinson with his smeared eyeliner, trying to act all brooding: "Look, Alfred, I don't care what happens to me. Because I am vengeance. I am the night. I am Bat-"
Freshly adopted Dick Grayson interrupting him: "Yeah, that's cool, B. Wanna see me do a handstand on top of the bookshelf?"
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slyyywriting · a day ago
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ugh another edgy batman film. where's the tired batdad with hella kids who has to run both a corporation and go to school principal because one of his kids called someone a sheeple (it was damian)? dc and warner brothers present batman: cheaper by the dozen
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90sdreamdoll · 19 hours ago
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Dick : okay so we need to plan for Bruce's birthday on Friday. Any suggestions?
Tim : wait - isn't his birthday the third Sunday of june?
Dick : Tim that's fathers day
Tim : pretty sure it isn't
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asilentguardian · a day ago
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literally anyone: so how are your childr-
bruce: did you know that tim graduated at the TOP of his class? hm? did you know that damian won an art competition the other day? and did you hear that jason is applying to college? did you hear that-
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daedalusdavinci · 2 days ago
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not to be dramatic but i would give my life for baby jason with absolutely zero hesitation. i literally havent stopped thinking about him
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this kid is a demon and he means everything to me
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thequeerphoenix · 2 days ago
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What if when Jason was killed by the joker in the bomb, he didn’t die immediately. What if he was still barely alive when Bruce found him. What if Bruce held his son in his arms when he died and couldn’t do anything about it.
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mmarthajones · 23 hours ago
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Not to be a Batman stan on main, but has anyone done the ultimate crack crossover yet?
I want Bruce blasting Dead Gay Son from Heathers outside Jason’s window, and Jason is just like wtf? Who let him watch the show about murders? And how come he’s fine with them and not me?
I feel like Jason would relate to Heathers, alright?
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nananabatfam · 20 days ago
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the fans: constantly make content about the batfamily, talk about how they prefer bruce as a dad instead of an ass to his kids, talk about love for wholesome batfamily content
dc: releases wayne family adventures
wayne family adventures: becomes more popular than any other ongoing title starring batman.
dc:
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ameba-from-space · a month ago
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Me like a week ago: DC fucking suck, they always fuck the characters up and never let them be happy, they keep ruining the batfam dinamic and Bruce's character and they never treat their traumas seriously
Dc: Anyway here is a webcomic about the batfam being happy
Me: I FUCKING LOVE DC THEY ARE THE BEST THANK YOU FOR THIS BLESSING MY GOD SIRS WE DO NOT DESERVE SUCH KINDNESS
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trekkele · 5 months ago
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the best trope is when a very serious and professional character gets interrupted by a kid and immediately switches over to their non-business mode that no one else knew existed and smiles and talks to them and treats them like the most important person there and then immediately switches back to being the scariest mf in the room once the kid skips away
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the-lost-marauder · a month ago
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i love that Tired Dad Bruce is now canon in the dc universe askfhldhjfajm
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frownyalfred · 8 months ago
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me: god if this author doesn’t update I’m going to DIE
also me, an author with several WIPs:
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frostbittenbucky · a month ago
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Reasons why Bruce Wayne can’t be batman
Bruce Wayne can’t even control his children, you expect him to control Gotham’s criminals
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[A kidnapper holds me hostage, pressing a gun to my head]
Me: *begging* Please don’t shoot me! I’ll do anything!
Kidnapper: Read All Star Batman & Robin, the Boy Wonder
Me: …….
Me: I’d prefer if you shot me in the head instead of the chest, but either work
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dailydccomics · a month ago
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dad and son things ಥ_ಥ
story + art by Judd Winick, Dustin Nguyen + John Kalisz Robin 80th Anniversary 100-Page Super Spectacular (2020)
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