That Moment™️ from Avengers Endgame where Tony says “And I am Iron Man” and then snaps the gauntlet, but Batman facing down another gimmicky rogue who thinks a flashy costume means they’re actually smart and can compete with the A-listers, and they’re doing their whole villain monologue spiel and Bruce goes “And I am Batdad.”
And then there is this awkward silence only broken by Spoiler and Nightwing cackling in the background. Oracle recovers the relevant footage and it enters the internet, becoming a meme that is eventually made into a poster within twenty minutes and hung up all around the watchtower.
ugh another edgy batman film. where's the tired batdad with hella kids who has to run both a corporation and go to school principal because one of his kids called someone a sheeple (it was damian)? dc and warner brothers present batman: cheaper by the dozen
bruce: did you know that tim graduated at the TOP of his class? hm? did you know that damian won an art competition the other day? and did you hear that jason is applying to college? did you hear that-
What if when Jason was killed by the joker in the bomb, he didn’t die immediately. What if he was still barely alive when Bruce found him. What if Bruce held his son in his arms when he died and couldn’t do anything about it.
Me like a week ago: DC fucking suck, they always fuck the characters up and never let them be happy, they keep ruining the batfam dinamic and Bruce's character and they never treat their traumas seriously
Dc: Anyway here is a webcomic about the batfam being happy
Me: I FUCKING LOVE DC THEY ARE THE BEST THANK YOU FOR THIS BLESSING MY GOD SIRS WE DO NOT DESERVE SUCH KINDNESS
the best trope is when a very serious and professional character gets interrupted by a kid and immediately switches over to their non-business mode that no one else knew existed and smiles and talks to them and treats them like the most important person there and then immediately switches back to being the scariest mf in the room once the kid skips away