Tim drake: dating a kryptonian
Damien Wayne: dating a kryptonian
Jayson Todd: Friends with a kryptonian
Bruce Wayne: Friends with a kryptonian
Dick Grayson: SPEEDSTER BITCHES GET FUCKED!!!!!
dc: shows any signs of making birdflash cannon
[in the batcave, after I have woken up from magically teleporting into the DC universe]
Batman: You clearly know about us, so tell us about yourself.
Me, sitting in a hospital bed: That’s fair but I’m gonna need you to be more specific.
The bat boys: ??
Me: like what do you want to know cause I’m an open book and have no filter. This could turn into a therapy session like [tried to snap fingers. They don’t snap.]
Me, staring at my hand: 👁👄👁
[The batfam watches as I fail to snap my fingers again. After a few attempts I get it.]
Me, continuing to snap my fingers and laughing: I felt like a lighter who wouldn’t- that wouldn’t light!
Damian, to Batman: Are we really concerned about her being a threat?
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Dick: Did it hurt?
Barbara: When I fell from heaven?
Dick: No, when you fell from a vending maching? cause you look like a SNACK!
Barbara: Not that hurt really, Am I delicious?
Dick, internally: Oh f*ck
Obviously, there’s a slight credibility gap when you’re a hero in a track suit and giant brass buckle.
“Damian is that one friend that waits for you while you tried to get rid of the rocks that’s stuck in your shoes.”
I love how Dick gets painted as the mother hen of the family when I’m like… guys… there’s a reason why he lives in a completely different city…
Characters: Barbara and Damian
Challenge Prompt: The grass is always greener on the other side
Red Hood and Outlaws (2011) #39
Bruce Wayne / Batman
Alfred Pennyworth / Penny-One
Selina Kyle / Catwoman
Dick Grayson / Nightwing
Barbara Gordan / Oracle
Jason Todd / Red Hood
Tim Drake / Red Robin
Cassandra Cain / Black Bat
Stephanie Brown / Spoiler
Damian Wayne / Robin
Duke Thomas / Signal
Carrie Kelley / Batgirl
Kate Kane / Batwoman
Luke Fox / Batwing
Jean-Paul Valley & Michael Lane / Azreal
Helena Bertinelli / Huntress
Dr. Leslie Thompkins
Commissioner James Gordan
Terry McGinnis / Batman
Ace & Titus
[image: a comic panel featuring the extremely late 90s batfam all pearched on a roof top. From closest to the viewer to furthest from the viewer there’s Cassandra Cain (Batgirl) crouched down and looking at something below; Tim Drake (Robin) posed confidently, also crouched, with his bo staff; Barbara Gordon (Oracle) sitting in her wheelchair with her hands on the wheels; Jean Paul Valley (Azrael) - in his second costume with the visible hair; Helena Bertinelli (Huntress) holding up a crossbow; Dick Grayson (Nightwing) standing behind Barbara, and Bruce Wayne (Batman) flaring his cape. end image]
I thought people might appreciate this. Everyone who was involved in the Batfam (but the comic called it “Batsquad” :P) during NML posing.
Jason: Sometimes I just don’t feel like getting out of bed.Then I remember that I have people to anger with my presence and prove wrong that day.
Damian after Jon accidentally eat his dino nuggets: I thought you were BAE!…turns out you’re just Fam
Clark - Bruce, I think we need to talk
Bruce - What is it Clark, everything okay
Clark - Well it’s to do with Mia
Bruce - Hey, I’m hands full with Cass I don’t think I’d have much wisdom on that topic
Clark - Actually, if you could just look out at the barn and you’ll see why I’m upset
Bruce, looking out at Kent Barn - *sees Damian and Mia making out
Bruce, slight smirk - Huh
Clark, angry - Are you smiling?!
Bruce - Well, consider this payback for Conner sleeping with Cass
Bruce, as Dracula - What did you tell the kids?
Selina, as Cleopatra - I told them to have their costumes be their inspiration, just something cute I wanted to do. Okay first up, Dick
Dick, as Freddie Mercury - AAAAYYYYYOOOOOO!!
Selina - Jason!
Jason, in Red Hood gear - Bang. I. Am. Beautiful.
Selina, sighing - Fine I’ll allow it. Tim!
Tim, as Alfred - Good evening Master Bruce, Ms. Wayne
Alfred, beaming - Ah, a man of impeccable taste
Selina - Duke!
Duke, as Miles Morales - *touches Bruce’s shoulder* H e y
Selina - Damian!
Damian, as Sherlock Holmes - I clearly am the better detective. As to why Grandfather refers to Father and Drake as such, I’ll never know
Selina - Aw looks like no one went as us Brucie, I’d say Cass went as Steph, Cass–
Cass, as Catwoman - Meow
Selina, tearing up - Oh, my, GOD! Oh aren’t you the most cutest girl a mother could ask for. Cass wins
All - NO FAIR!
Bruce: I teach all of my robins responsibility, critical thinking, and restraint.
Bruce: I think jason is ready to take on some independence. I’ll send him to dick though to keep an eye on him just to be sure.
Jason: ….my father is gone. i dont have much time.
Jason: *starts a bar fight* *beats up cops* *cusses on live tv\angers a dangerous criminal with his gloating* *hooks up with said dangerous criminals daughter* *gets kidnapped*
Bruce: ….jason…what the fuck..
Jason: dad listen i don’t know how any of this happened???