#batfam as b99 quotes

[shyjusticewarrior]

Jason: Do you wanna know how I actually hurt my wrist?

Tim: ... Yes.

Jason: I was hula hooping. *shows pictures* Rose and I take a class for fitness and fun.

Tim: Why are you telling me this?

Jason: Because... no one will ever believe you. *deletes pictures*

Tim: You sick son of a bitch.

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[mjbythebay]

Damian: did you get my report on the Finley murders

Dick: uh yeah, I looked it over nice work

Damian: thanks dad

Everyone in the cave:

Damian: why is everyone staring at me

Tim: you called Dick dad

Tim: you said 'thanks dad'

Damian: no I didn't. If anything I said thanks man

Dick: do you see me as a father figure Damian?

Damian: no! If anything I see you as a bother figure because you're always bothering me!

Jason: hey! Show your father some respect!

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[mcuxhp777]

Dami & Jay: We are driving in a car

Jay: Destination; Wayne Manor

Dami: Passing the mic over to Tim

Jay, unbothered but also concerned: We forgot Tim

Dami: But it's too late, because we've gone too far

Jay: Nope, we need to turn back and get Tim

#batfam #jason todd #damian wayne #tim drake #incorrect quotes #source: b99

[sis-does-simp]

On a night out patrolling with the bat-bros

Jason: *making fun of Damian’s height*

Damian: I suggest you stop it Todd, need I remind you I’m carrying a weapon?

Jason: Demon child, we’re in the middle of patrol. All of us are carrying weapons- OH MY FUCK WHAT IS THAT.

Damian: *holding a sword that clearly looks like it’s been tampered with black magic of some sort* 🤨

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[gennydreams]

Tim Drake: I wasn’t injured, I was lightly stabbed

Dick Grayson: You were stabbed!

Tim drake: lightly

#tim drake #Dick Grayson #incorrect quotes #dc comics #batfam incorrect quotes #source: b99

[inprogress-predicament]

Incorrect BatFam Quotes

Tim: Oh brothers, that you came to me to ask for help shows how much you've matured. You know what else show's how much you've matured? Your withered faces. Jason: Now I know why you called this a suicide squad, Dick, because I already wanna kill myself. Damian: Wait a week, you'll probably die of old age. Jason: The only way I'll die is if you touch me with one of your bony fingers and drag me across the River Styx, you demon. Dick: Wonderful, all of you. Very creative.

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[oceanview15]

Nightwing: Jason, listen, we need your help.

Jason: Great, who are we killing? I won't do kids. That's a rule. But that rule is negotiable if the kid's a dick.

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[a-sour-nectarine]

Tim: interesting. The odds of that happening coincidentally are vanishingly small

Jason: I would say infinitesimally.

Dick: yes, and I would say teenily weenily, we all know words. So! Sounds like we should go undercover.

#batfam incorrect quotes #dc #i dunno man i just thought it was a funny little quote #b99

[fiteandflite]

I KNOW dick Graysons sexiness is vital to his character but let’s all agree that andy samberg would actually be the best Nightwing

#it’s why b99 quotes work so well for the batfam #dick grayson #dc #bat family #b99 #batfamily #live action dc #dceu #nightwing

[mas-que-loucura-menina]

Batfam as B99 quotes part 2 because you guys seems to like it:

part 1/ part 3 /part 4 

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[vat-jou-goed-en-trek]

Jason: Therapy, is a chess match and I will prevail

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[shyjusticewarrior]

DC Comics Incorrect Quotes Pt 132

Tim: I am way too sleep deprived to deal with your negativity right now.

Lois: You know what's really loud, Lex? Insecurity. Confidence is silent. Just like your empty mansion.

Selina: Remember, punishable by fine means legal for a price. Until we meet again.

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[batfoonery]

Bruce, glaring at Steph and Damian: What were you thinking, breeding guinea pigs in the batcave?!

Damian: We weren't breeding them on purpose! They're just very sexual creatures and we didn't want to slut-shame them!

Stephanie: Yeah, sorry you're not more sex-positive, B.

Bruce: *heavy sigh*

#incorrect batfamily quotes #batfam #robin #damian wayne #spoiler #stephanie brown #batman #bruce wayne #incorrect dc quotes #dc comics #source: b99

[smallerthan3]

just Jay being relatable

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[tinkerelle]

Bruce : I'm gonna eat you alive you dumb son of a bitch

Clark : cool and then we'll have kids together?

Bruce : yeah, it's gonna be great

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[remosdeerica]

Momma Cat About to Have Her Kitten (While Baby Bat Looses His Mind)

Damian: Okay! Your contractions are three minutes apart it is officially time to go to the hospital.

Selina: Not yet!

Damian: Do you know how thin your cervix is right now?

Selina: ...ah

Damian: Yeah! I'm worried, so I started reading the book I found on father's desk. I do not want to be around when page 53 happens!

Selina: I just want to wait until Bruce-

Damian: Hey! If you page 53 in front of me, our relationship will never be the same.

Selina: Make sure you don't look at page 214.

Damian [frantically flipping through book]: What!? Why!?

#one of my fave b99 scenes #what a dynamic duo #i think it wpuld be hilarious if selina went into labor with only damian around #batfam #batfamily #damian wayne #selina kyle #helena wayne #kinda #she's technically there #brooklyn 99 quotes #rosa diaz #amy santiago