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strange-birb · 2 days

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I give you …..THEM ✨✨

I feel like I did Steph dirty…. Tbh I’ll try harder next time guys I swear 👀😅

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akuchi-nya · 2 months

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a fast draw of jay kissing roy atfer the gitar solo, i really think they would be a wild couple on the stage hehe

this beautiful au is from @strange-birb I love her!! and all this "the secret band"

ps: I love to think that in this UA they are not vigilant so that every time Tim hangs on stage Bruce will have a heart attack hahahahah

#batfamily #batfam crack #secret band au #roy harper #Roy Harper fanart #jayroy #Jason and Roy love each other #Roy Harper dc #batfam band au #roy harper imagine #punk roy harper #jason todd #jason todd au #jason todd fanart #jason todd headcanon #jason todd angst #jason todd is red hood #jason todd sings #Jason Todd guitarist

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vixfern · 4 months

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Does anyone else think that the batkids would be snooping around the internet and accidentally/on purpose find fanfics of Batman? They’d probably find Batman x Bruce Wayne, Batman X Superman, and a whole lot of others. I feel like they’d be really surprised and disgusted at first but then they’d totally be into it and it would become a running inside joke between them!!

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wypascalis · 2 years

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Wayne Family watching Frozen:

Dick: crying because of he relates to Elsa

Jason: laughing at dick crying

Tim: wondering how Anna could be stupid enough to trust Hans

Damian: enjoys the music

Bruce: wondering what the fuck is wrong with Dick

Barbara: comforting dick

Stephanie: explaining to Tim that Anna “loves” Hans

Cass: like Damian, enjoys the music

Duke: here for the food, also confused at why dick is crying

#addysthoughts #batfam crack #batfamily #batfam #nightwing #dick grayson #red hood #jason todd #red robin #tim drake #batman and robin #damian wayne #batfam x reader

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crii-sis · 2 months

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This was for @wait-whos-batman Valentine’s Day DCU Event!

If Steph ever stayed it was always with Cass, the two of them inseparable, and Bruce was always sure to give her the same treatment, after all his favourite version of Stephanie was while she was asleep.

One morning Steph would mention it offhandedly.

“You’re really nice, when you think I’m asleep.” She said through a mouthful of waffles at breakfast.

“Hmph” Bruce sipped his coffee, not engaging.

“I feel like it’s because you like your girl’s unconscious.” She was reaching for more syrup and she spoke.

Selina had to grab the kitchen island’s counter top as she doubled over from laughing, clutching her stomach. Dick snorted through his cheerios, as he placed a hand on Selina’s back to help her regain composure.

Even Alfred tried to hide a smile as he put down a plate off eggs.

“Close your mouth while you chew, Stephanie.” Bruce put his newspaper down as he called her out, exasperated.

Steph complied, snapping her mouth shut as she continued to eat. Bruce stood up, kissing her head briefly as walked past her.

“Can’t help it that your cuter when your mouth is shut.”

He would leave her sputtering, the annoyance in her tone not really making it to her eyes.

#batman #batfam #dc comics #bruce wayne #batfamily #dick grayson #jason todd #tim drake #cassandra cain #selina kyle #stephanie brown #duke thomas #damian wayne #fluff #batfam fic #DCU Valentine's Day Event 2024 #batfam crack #dcuvalentinesday2024

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kbirbpods · 3 months

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[Podfic Link] | Length: 17 minutes, 14 seconds | Original Work

Batfam: Tim Drake centric | Not Rated

Summary: that one fic about the trix yogurt

Notes: i cannot explain this. it is pure chaos.

Part 1 of [podfics of] vox nihili et in gotham ego

#vox nihili et in gotham ego #tim drake podfic #tim drake #crack fic #batfam crack #batfamily #batfam podfic #batfam #podfic

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comatose--overdose · 1 year

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Batman hisses at YOU

He's bringing ME his robins one by one and setting them in my lap, trusting me to be gentle with them. He's purring very loudly.

#what is Batman but a proud momma cat #batman #batdad #batfam #bruce wayne #batfam crack

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dizaryswrites · 1 year

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Batfam as things my brother & cousins said over Christmas:

Dick: "If that ends up tasting good, I want to try a bite."

Jason, cooking: "Yeah yeah I know, the troll toll."

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Damian: "Who's your favorite?"

Dick: "None of you, you don't deserve my love."

Tim: "So all those movie nights meant nothing?"

Dick: "They meant something but not enough."

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Bruce: "If you watch a zombie movie, Tim won't be able to sleep tonight."

Tim: "I was thirteen!"

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Damian: "Look at this picture of Titus. Isn't it adorable? Here's another, you can see how big he's getting. And-"

Jason not looking up from the food he's cooking: "I love you so I'm going to be honest. I do not care."

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*watching the movie*

Stephanie: "He's baby girl material."

Duke: "But he's just standing there??"

Tim: "I hope you know if he dies, my mental health will spiral."

#troll toll?? after I gave him the idea?#the sheer audacity #Jason does care he was just busy #Batfam #batfamily #batfam crack #dick grayson #tim drake #jason todd #damian wayne #stephanie brown #duke thomas #the movies in question were Army of Thieves and then Army of the Dead #I was unfortunately Dick in both scenarios #incorrect batfamily quotes

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devil666132020 · 1 year

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Robins meeting their past selves

Robin!Jay: Well that's not fair! how come you get to be tall? Red Hood!Jason: It's not as fun as you think it is. Robin!Jay: Yeah well it's better than being my height! Red Hood!Jason: Yes, but you have to be a lot more cautious. Trust me, little man, it's not worth it- Robin!Jay: The fuck did you just call me Goliath? Red Hood!Jason: ....I know you did not just call me Goliath you leprechaun! Robin!Jay: EXCUSE ME!? I KNOW YOU DID NOT JUST CALL ME THAT! Robin!Dick: Nah bro! Nightwing!Dick: Oh boy it's about to go down! Robin!Steph and Batgirl!Steph: 🍿 Robin!Tim,Robin!Damian, Red Robin!Tim and Future Damian: -_-

#jason peter todd #robin jason todd #batfam #dc robin #robin damian #robin dick grayson #robin tim drake #robin stephanie brown #nightwing #batgirl #red hood #red robin #batfam crack #time travel

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sid-posts · 7 months

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Non-super batfam au where they have a tv show like the kardashians

obvi this is crack but like

keeping up with the waynes

bruce being desperate to save face for some reason or another and lucious is like

"i have an idea but you're not going to like it"

dick thinks it's hilarious and absolutely steals the show whenever he can

jason could really care less. maybe appears twice a season and always has great jokes. he's a fan favorite.

cass was annoyed by the camera crew at first but then she befriended them and they leave her alone for the most part