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[samthechaotic]

Tim: Whenever I face a horrible situation, I ask myself "what would Jason do?" and do the exact opposite.

Damian: For the first, and probably last, time in your life Drake, you're right.

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[contstant0crisis]

Dick: You know those things will kill you, right? Jason, pouring another glass of whiskey: That’s the point. Tim, smoking a cigarette: We’re trying to speed up the process. Damian: *Nods while eating raw cookie dough*

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[batfamstan4life]

Clark: what’s up Bruce?

Bruce: *watching Stephanie and Jason race eachother in shopping carts across a crime scene*

Bruce: my blood pressure

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[jmoriarty-221b]

Jason, after breaking into Titans Tower: “I’m gonna give you ten seconds to run little Robin and after that the chase is on”

Tim, sipping coffee: “no, I’ll pass”

Jason: “Ready? One, two- wait what?”

Tim, scoffing: “I didn’t run for my middle school P.E. teacher what makes you think Imma run for you. . . Bitch”

Jason, bewildered and low key offended: “Because if you don’t I’ll fucking kill you bitch”

Tim “will fight Superman for a corn chip” Drake: “THEN DO IT!!! Pussy boy!!!”

Jason, walking away because his intimidating tactics did nothing: “BRUH!!! I could’ve kidnapped that little blonde Robin but NO I had to go for my replacement, I wanted to challenge him”

Tim, walking after Jason and begging for death: “AWWW did I make wittle wed hoodie upset???? Come back here you fucking loser and finish the job”

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[mysexy-anxiety]

Tim’s Coffee Break

Tim Drake, at Starbucks: can I get a venti vanilla latte with uhh, seventeen espresso shots?

Tim: Oh! And a mixture of all cold brew that you have into a trenta sized cup

Barista: *stares wide eyed at Tim*

Dick Grayson, next in line: Jesus fucking christ just do drugs at that fucking point.

*based on this post*

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[batfamstan4life]

Jason: *shinning bat signal in Arkham window*

Jason: I ain’t get no sleep cuz of y’all, y’all not gonna get no sleep cuz of me!

(Vine inspo: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=YvWMfpop334 )

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[batfamstan4life]

Joker: HA HA I’m going to kill you!!!!!!

Red Robin: *a true member of Gen Z*

Red Robin: ok boomer

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[batfamstan4life]

Jason: *banging head against wall*

Dick: don’t do that you don’t have any brain cells to spare!

Jason: don’t lecture me!

Jason: you don’t have any friends to spare

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[batfamstan4life]

Dick: ugh I tots ship this

Tim: you sound like a valley girl

Dick: maybe I am one

Steph: no one should say something like that about themselves

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