#batfam incorrect

[bat-stuff]

Tim: Have you ever pondered the inevitability of death?

Jason: Considering that I survived that shit, no.

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[backinblack-batgirl]

Damian: Who the fuck added me to a fucking group chat?

Cass: >:O

Dick: language

Jason: Yeah watch your fucking language

Tim: Okay, who taught demon spawn the fuck word?!

Stephanie: 'The fuck word'.

Duke: Are you stupid? You guys use the f word all the time

Tim: Oh my god they censored it

Stephanie: Say fuck, Duke.

Jason: Do it, Duke. Say fuck.

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[queen-of-hobgobblers]

Tim: Wait, wait, wait, you’re Catholic?!

Jason: Yes, and?

Tim, gesturing to his entire being: You’re Catholic?

#jason (offended): you got a problem with that? #tim drake #jason todd #batfam #dc #batfam incorrect

[thebiggestwildcard]

📞📞~~☆

Dick, whispering to Bruce, who's on the phone with Cass: Ask her something!

Bruce: How are you feeling?

Cass: Fine.

Dick: Something personal!

Bruce: At what age did you first get your period?

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[incorrectquotesbythebatfam]

Damian: I don't want to be mean to Jon but if he talks to me one more time I'm going to have to tell him to shut the fuck up.

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[secondlastpsycho]

tim drake : i thrive on validation, but coffee is a good enough substitute jason : it terrifies me how the number of t's in substitute makes sense

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[vodrae]

Rich pregnant socialite: So we went to this clinic and let them manipulate our genes so we're 100% sure our child won't have any disease, he will have my hair and his father eyes and so much things we did for him! And you Bruce ?

Brucie: Found em in the trash. Except Tim, he found me in the trash.

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[mindflayer-inc]

Batman AU

Batman tells Gordon that he doesn't kill. Thinking that it's a legality issue, Gordon deputizes Batman and gives him a gun and badge. Batman of course doesn't use the gun and just figures Gordon is stressed.

After Joker kills a Robin, Gordon starts to deputize the Batfam members.

Gordon: Next time you see that clown. Take. The. Shot. Rookie.

Robin (Tim, tiny ass 14 year old holding a 45 magnum): Umm... Yes sir?

Batman (plus all the Rogues, minions, and citizens of Gotham when Robin shows up with a 45 Magnum):

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[ashoss]

little brother duo supremacy

edit: sorry to disappoint yall but this isnt dick or virgil 😭😭 its duke in a nightwing sweater,,,,

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[ditzybat]

bruce: he’s killed people

damian [who’s heard stephanie say this at least 10x a day]: but have you considered that maybe he’s just a teenage girl?

jason: yeah! have you considered that bruce?!

bruce: jason, you’re 22 and a male

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[galaxymagitech]

Jason (Age 12): I’m not gonna die from inhaling cigarette smoke, quit worrying, B.

Jason (Age 15): *dies from smoke inhalation*

Jason (Age 19): Well, it wasn’t the cigarettes.

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[bat-stuff]

Dick: That’s one of my biggest fears. Like, if I ever woke up as a donut…

Wally: you would eat yourself?

Dick: I wouldn’t even question it

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[backinblack-batgirl]

Jason: Croissants: dropped

Dick: Road: works ahead

Duke: BBQ sauce: on my titties

Stephanie: Shavacado: fre

Tim: Miss Keisha: fuckin dead

Damian:

Damian: ...I didn’t understand a single word of that and I hate every single one of you.

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[queen-of-hobgobblers]

Jason: *Kicks open the door and frantically shuts it behind him*

Dick, jumping up immediately: What did you do?!!?!

Jason: Nobody died this time!

Dick: WHAT TYPE OF ANSWER IS THAT?!?!?!

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[thebiggestwildcard]

😎🤏😓🕶🤏~~☆

Dick: What the hell is wrong with you?

Jason: I have this weird self-esteem issue where I hate myself but still think I’m better than everyone else.

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[incorrect-batfam-quotes-mostly]

Bruce, during a family meeting: this is just a reminder therapy is covered by our health insurance plan

Tim: why do you always look at me when you say that

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