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shyjusticewarrior · 2 days

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Jason: I'm just kicking the job's ass before it kicks mine. Like your mother said.

Damian: No, no. You do not get to use my mother's words against me.

Jason: Well, let me tell you something my mother used to say. "Bats! There are bats everywhere, Jason! And they know everybody's phone numbers."

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incorrect-batfam-quotes-mostly · 2 days

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Jason: Crabs really just do fucking nothing all day long, huh

Jason: 'Oh shit, look at me, it's time use my claws to pick away at some dead fish’

Tim: You got pinched, didn't you?

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jeena-says-hi · 3 days

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Bruce: That's it, you're all grounded! Tim, no coffee for you! Dick, no Kory for you! Damien, no swords for you! And Jason… dammit, is there anything that you love?

Jason: Revenge.

Bruce: No vengeance for you.

Jason: I was going to say "I'll get you for this," but I guess that's off the table.

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frappegoddess · 7 hours

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Bruce Wayne uses his kids to threaten Lex Luthor, whilst simultaneously being the biggest drama queen known to man

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*At a gala*

Brucie: Dick, I've trained you for this moment, make me proud.

Dick: *Brings a posse of reporters and approaches Lex to expose him for his most heinous plans*

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Lex: Damian can't drink that, it's alcoholic. You should not have kids Brucie.

Bruce: *Sues Lex for harrassment*

Also Bruce: *Wins and let's it become the Gotham Gazette's biggest headline*

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Tim: *Hacks Twitter and posts drunk pictures of Lex*

Also Tim: *Makes sure Lex can't access all his social media accounts or sue for defamation*

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Damian: *Curses Lex in Arabic*

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Steph: *Starts a rumour that Lex Luthor is a furry*

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Lex Luthor: *Tries to sue*

Also Lex: *Always loses*

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Bruce Wayne and the batfam have made Lex Luthor Gotham's public enemy.

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Idea creds to: @tims-missing-spleen

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harveywritings92 · 3 days

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R/n: How many kids do you have?

Bruce Wayne: Yes.

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rainnyydaysworld · 3 days

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Dick: What happened to Bruce?

Cassandra: They died.

Dick: They what?

Cassandra: They died, but they’re okay.

Dick: …Can you please clarify?

Bruce: Clarification is for the weak.

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Dick: You're violent.

Cassandra: Yeah but I'm also short and that's adorable.

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Damian: I know how this must look but I can assure you we have a perfectly logical explanation.

Tim: Yeah! We’re cowards!

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Dick, about to leave the house: Don’t spend all day watching YouTube, okay?

Tim: I FORGE MY OWN PATH!!

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nightwolf14292 · 22 hours

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Hey! Look! An overdone meme! Still fun to draw tho

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spider-lilliss · 2 days

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Long time headcanon of mine:

Damian turned Jon vegetarian (during the super sons era). He lectured farm boy Jon he's eating his animal friends.

"What do you mean I'm eating a cow?! I have a cow in my family farm I know😭"

"Yeah by eating that stake you're eating your Nancy! And also Batcow!"

Damian would definitely get to Jon's big heart and make him stop eating meat.

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nightwing-bootylicious · 3 days

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A conversation I had today

Dick: quick, give me a philosophical question

Tim: is ketchup gay?

*pause*

Dick: well I mean it's fruity so....

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elecilaombre · 29 days

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Tim * holding a can of Pepsi * : Do you guys want some Pespi ?

Jason* laughing* : Some what ?

Tim : Pespi .

Duke : It's PePsi not PeSpi Timmy.

Tim : That's what I said Pespi.

Tim : Pespi

Duke : Please would you...

Tim * interrupting Duke * : Pespi

Tim * shrugging* : It's normal it's because I'm ambidextrous.

Damian : Ambidextrous ?

Stephanie * chirping in* : He means Bisexual !

Dick * at the same time * : He means bilingual !

Bruce * tired dad™* : He means he has dyslexia.

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91-1lover · 1 month

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What if Damian and Tim love each other and even like? It's just more of a situation "Manipulating others is easier ". Maybe an example will help;

Damian: Father, May I go to Zoo today?

Bruce:No Damian, you're grounded.

Tim:Oh, that's bad. I could go with you to take photos of otter, but if you are not going I think I will stay too. What's a zoo without company. Maybe I will go with Kon next week.

Bruce *Super happy in a moment of thinking his youngest kids getting along*: If you two agree not to kill each other, Damian can go

Tim and Damian:*Knowing looks*

Or situation like;

Tim who has abandoned issues and is having fear of people leaving him: Dick is mad at me. Can you stab me so he will be in his mother hen mode Instead?

Damian who would like to have 5 minutes of peace from Grayson: Say no more

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shyjusticewarrior · 17 hours

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Duke: What are you doing here?

Duke: ... Your excellency.

Damian: You don't call her "your excellency."

Talia: No, no, I kinda like it.

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incorrect-batfam-quotes-mostly · 22 days

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Bruce, during a family meeting: this is just a reminder therapy is covered by our health insurance plan

Tim: why do you always look at me when you say that

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goodoldfashionedengineer · 1 month

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The only time when all the batkids will work together in perfect harmony is to prank Bruce.

And for the best prank all they needed was a few label makers.

Labels are put on everything.

On every mug, on every plate, on every bandaid package.

The chocolate bars are labeled "BatSnack".

The fruits become "Batana", "Batricot" and "Batermelon".

Every button on the microwave, every key on the keyboard, it all gets a label.

"Batstop button", "Batstart button", "Bat-A-key", Bat-Enter-key".

Bruce's desk isn't simply the "Batdesk". It is the "Batwood construction surface".

There is a label beneath the desk too.

Originally named "underside of Batwood construction surface".

It takes days, weeks, months to remove all the labels.

Until one day, when Bruce makes a few new installations in the cave.

Surely some higher being is laughing at him right now, Bruce thinks, as he pulls of the last one.

"Batceiling"

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strawberry-forest-does-stuff · 3 months

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rainnyydaysworld · 3 days

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Dick: Hey Jason, I’ve got an idea for how to solve this.

Jason, pulling out a shotgun: Yeah?

Dick: Wh- No! That’s not the idea, Jason!

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