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tanglepelt · 8 months
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Dc x dp idea 109
Danny and Ellie keep summoning ancient demonic beings.
It started as a joke. Just them doing silly trends and summoning the most recent cyrtid. Moth man and what. They didn’t expect it to work. But they did.
So they moved on to the less. “Nice” beings.
Really after the 10th entity they should of stopped. But they were fun to fight and well… Honestly when they went to summon these things it shouldn’t of worked. They never did the circles and certainly didn’t sacrifice anyone.
They wanted to see what all they could summon.
Constantine is now stuck on a case with the bat. To find out which cult is summoning countless enemies. He unfortunately can’t track it by magic.
There is no circles or anything left in the air. These things just pop up and ever magic user can feel this world ending threat. Then poof. Just gone.
The cult may be dealing with the entities? Whether making deals or just sending them it was a problem.
How long until it was something the cult couldn’t handle and how many more would be sacrificed?
Unknown to all parties. Halfas apparently read as sacrifices, the entities can’t tell the sacrifice is half alive. They only feel the dead part.
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need-a-name-101 · 22 hours
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Cassie: call him Tim.
Bart: yeah Tim call him!
Tim: why is it always me that calls him? Why do I always call him? Huh it’s not like Kon lives in my ass.
Tim: (sees Cassie and Barts expression and turns)
Kon: ( whispers seductively as he pushes his sunglasses a little down his nose) you called babe?
Tim: (blushes hard) Damn it Kon.
Kon: Do you want me to- (gets tacked by Tim)
Cassie: should we stop them? ( Tim shoves Kon’s head in a wall) we have a mission.
Bart: nah let Batman and Superman deal with it. (Pulls out phone and starts recording)
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martyrbat · 5 months
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batman: the animated series S1E52
[ID: a looping gif of Batman from the 1990's animated series. His back is to us before he glances over his shoulder with a slightly judgemental expression and looks away again. END ID]
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adhdslugcrimes · 2 years
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Canon Wally: a little bit frightened towards Bruce, not really close to the batsibs
My Wally: super fuckin comfortable around Bruce in any form because he has the gold card of being Dick's best friend (and boyfriend) so he can get away with teasing, not taking his bullshit, making jokes, and getting really close to him and Bruce can't do shit. Super close to most batsibs.
Both Canon and my personal headcanon: simp for Dick and Dick's dumber to his dumb.
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duckapus · 1 year
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Crossover idea:
-Ash and Pikachu show up unconscious in the Watchtower(the reasons don’t matter), which the Justice League obviously finds very suspicious because who is this random kid, how did he get in here and what the hell is that weird mouse thing?!
-Ash wakes up in this strange high-tech facility staffed by people in weird outfits with Pikachu nowhere to be seen and logically concludes from past experience that he’s been captured by an evil team.
-So now there’s an Angry Teenager Loose in the Watchtower and HOLY SHIT WHY IS HE SHOOTING BLUE ENERGY OUT OF HIS HANDS?! And in the meantime Pikachu has also woken up and doesn’t appreciate that he’s being prodded at by scientists with Ash nowhere in sight and makes that known in typical fashion, i.e. electrocuting everyone nearby.
-Eventually things calm down and the misunderstandings are dealt with, but the damage has been done and neither side particularly likes or trusts each other.
-This is made worse by how interested everyone is in figuring out how both their powers work, which Ash is put off by since the last person who was that invested in how “special” he is was Lysandre.
-There’s also the issue of Bruce’s unique blend of paranoia, parental instincts and emotional constipation making him set off nearly all of Ash’s red flags without realizing it.
-Eventually the League hands the two of them off to the Titans, and while not being confined to a space station anymore and being around people their age makes them much more comfortable it doesn’t actually address the trust issues.
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noneknxws · 1 year
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Bruce giving the batglare^TM: Go to your room. Jason: No. Bruce being confused: Wait... What? Jason: You have to see Damian's glare.
1 day later
Bruce: And why should I? Damian giving the Damianglare^TM: Father, do not question my choices. Bruce: Woah... Damian: I'll be back in 2 hours with the puppy.
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striveattemptfail · 1 year
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4am musings
[ hey you should buy something from me btw 🤑🛍 ]
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kimberly-spirits13 · 9 months
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Dating Bruce Wayne/ Batman (More)
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The only person besides Alfred and later his kids that he lets in his personal space
He sometimes struggles setting boundaries with touch but you know his queues and he is more vocal about them when he’s comfortable with you
It’ll be along the lines of “I need more space” or maybe that he’s "not comfortable anymore"
He wants to be by you all the time though
Up in the front of the Justice league jet is where you two sit together
You are the two navigators because you work so well and he feels less stressed when you’re the one working by him
He wants all engulfing hugs please
Rests his head in the crook of your neck
He’s basically like a cat and just wants attention and sleep all the time
If you want, he’ll go shopping for galas with you
Has good opinions on fashion
"The train on that one is nice, but the color washes you out"
He likes to pick you up from work if he can
Opens and closes the car doors for you even as Batman
✨manners✨
Carries his mother’s ring around with him for the right moment
It’s either his mother’s ring or a custom made ring because not all people want to give their dead mother’s ring away
also not everyone wants their dead mother in law's ring
He’s not super jealous but he gets a bit protective if not touchy when you’re getting extra attention from someone
Only if it’s flirty attention though
Like when you come to the tower and Hal is flirting with you he’ll suddenly be right next to you, making the batglare
He likes to read in his library and go first edition book hunting
If you match the same level of excitement about things that he has, he’ll melt
He’ll eventually get comfortable enough that he’s alright asking questions to you
If he forgets or doesn’t want to research, he’ll just ask you
Probably not with others around though
He’s a serious guy but he’s a sucker for inside jokes
He thinks about them at the worst time too
“Mr. Wayne this PR emergency is no laughing matter-“ *tries to be serious but can’t*
He’ll pull you into a closet in the tower or an empty room just to reset or ya know 🙃
Lord knows that he can't cook much but the things that he can, he's really good at
I say he can grill just about anything but please don't make him bake bread
has a vast bourbon collection but mostly because he dad collected vintage bottles
doesn't really pop them open but for special events and late evenings
is a clean freak and he wants to scrub everything off after every patrol and every day
is the kind of guy to shower like 3 times a day and wouldn't mind if you joined him at least once
if you ask him to hold your drink even if you're not dating, he'll near kill anyone that seems untrustworthy near him with the drink
covers the drink with both hands and won't release his grip but to give you your drink back
walks on the side of the sidewalk closest to the road
when you have a new outfit, he'll spin you around to see and admire you
likes the names of "darling, sweetheart, babe, and my darling"
pinky promises kind of guy
"I'll be done with this report in an hour and then we can go somewhere to eat." "Pinky promise?" "Pinky promise."
Because in Bruce's words, you can't break a pinky promise
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bats-and-birds-24 · 4 days
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Why so many of Bruce's kids look like they permanently have eyeliner on?
That eyeliner plus the batglare is what freaks the rogues out.
Damian's the biggest offender, but since his parents are Bruce Wayne and Talia Al Ghul, it was always going to be that way.
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mnemosyne-nyx · 10 months
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✨ Bruce Wayne Headcanons that haunt me but I refuse to elaborate on even if they're utterly wrong ✨
1. Bruce can cook, but only when he's 100% focused. If there is anything going on around him like a feral child or he's going over some case in his head then something's catching fire.
2. He definitely was a theatre kid for the shortest span when a teenager. Have you met this man? Are you telling me he's never engaged in a single drama piece in his life? He was raised by literal-Shakespeare-actor Alfred pennyworth? My man Bruce can ACT. All his personas rely on it. So does his undercover work. I like to think he was in a amateur Shakespeare production one time just to surprise and make Alfred happy.
3. Tying in with the acting - Bruce is a master of disguise. With all the languages he speaks, identity shenanigans, cases that need inside info. Bruce can just morph into another person. But his abilities in disguise also means he can mimic people's mannerisms and accents easily. The idea of Bruce confusing the shit out of Clark by just perfectly emulating his country accent and then pretending nothing happened tickles me very much.
4. This idiot tilts his head ever so slightly like a confused dog when being bamboozled. Only People who know him closely recognise this but it's such a minute movement it's easy to miss. Any confusing story, perplexing stupidity or a little sprinkle of disbelief - boom head tilt. God help you if you get the head tilt and batglare combined. You've said the most ungodly, sinful, idiotic, offensive, seizure-inducing idea known to man.
5. He and Diana 100% gossip in other languages when on the watchtower . Both are polylinguals. It's also a learning space. Diana 100% teaches him Ancient Greek, Latin and forgotten languages while Bruce 100% teaches her alien dialects he's mastered.
6. My guy can sing. Ever since that silly lil' justice league episode I can't get this silly lil' headcanon out my head and it makes my lil' toesies curl. Gotham, though a hell scape, is a melting pot of culture and music. Opera, jazz, blues but also a strong underground Punk and techno scene. You'd be hard pressed to avoid music in Gotham. My guy just learned to sing through osmosis. Only a small handful of people know he can sing, though none have admitted that to Bruce.
7. Since this man is a sponge of knowledge, he just drops some of the most jaw-dropping, disturbing and unprompted facts then refuses to elaborate. Oliver Queen is just enjoying his ham sandwich only for "You know studies about cannibals say that human meat tastes very similar to pork." and Oliver is just !?!?!?!!?. The batfam are watching The Matrix and Bruce suddenly "The codes in this film are actually just Sushi recipes." and everyone does a perfect slow swivel to face this engima of a man.
Thank you for attending my tedtalk :)
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tanglepelt · 8 months
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Dc x dp idea 105
Danny and billy are homeless besties. Living their best life. Tricking the JL into thinking they are both the adultiest adults.
Danny is backed by having evidence of being alive in the past. He obviously just doesn’t age. Billy just looks like an adult as Shazam.
Now. Danny swears it’s not his fault they got caught. He wasn’t expecting to get turned human. Honestly after the nasty burger explosion he didn’t think he’d be reported missing. Plus how does Batman know Vlad has a missing persons report on him.
Batman: *batglare*
Danny: i never said i was an adult. You guys assumed. I just didn’t say otherwise. Thank you very much.
Shazam: *avoiding eye contact with danny*
Superman: *disappointed look*
Danny: *looking everywhere but at Shazam* ha… well. At least I’m the… only kid.. the single one masquerading as an adult. All by myself….
Shazam very much not looking at anyone. Turned away looking very guilty.
Superman: *arms crossed looking at Shazam* Shazam
Billy knows he’s not getting out of this. Goes to his normal form begrudgingly glaring at Danny.
Billy: it’s not like we’re homeless or anything.
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sparkleofpizza · 11 months
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Wally West dating batsis - headcanon
A/n: So I had this sitting in my drafts since 2020, thought maybe it was time to post it. Does people even write headcanons like this anymore? 
You are younger than Dick and a few months older than Jason;
You were the second adopted child of Bruce Wayne;
He trained you to be the first Batgirl - before Barbara;
You and Wally met when Dick asked for your help with a mission with the Young Justice team, you were more than happy to do so;
Your older brother needed your help, that was great;
The moment Wally's eyes landed on you he was by your side, introducing himself;
"Hello gorgeous, welcome. I'm Wally." "Hi, I'm y/n." "Pretty name for a pretty face."
He kept flirting with you until Robin walked up to the two of you;
"Y/n, you're here." he said happily 
Wally looked between the two of you before opening his mouth to say to Dick he had a really hot friend;
Dick frowned at his best friend "This is my younger sister, West."
Wally had never been more horrified in his whole life, he was flirting with Dick's sister;
The shock only lasted a few days, he was back to flirting with you;
Every time he saw you he had a new pick up line ready;
You thought it was cute, but didn't think much of it;
Your brother didn't like it one bit, and you thought Wally was only doing this to get on your brothers nerves;
As the years went by and your father adopted Jason, Tim and Damian showed up, you and Wally kept up the same antics;
None of your brothers liked it one bit;
It appears that all of them saw Wally's true intensions except for you;
You had a few boyfriends over the years, some heartbreaks, and Wally would always find a way to cheer you up with his pick up lines and just his charm way of being;
He supported you when Jason died, offering you to stay at his place just to get away from the manor;
He was always there when you needed him, and that eventually lead to you realizing you were in love with your brother's best friend;
As you grew up you grew out of your role as Batgirl and decided you want to pursue other things in your life, such as going to college, getting a job and actually being normal;
You work at Wayne Enterprises with Tim, and since you gave up on being a vigilant, you became the face of the company, always attending to parties, galas and important events that your father and brother wouldn't be able to due to Batman and Red Robin;
You had a gala to attend and your boyfriend was being a jerk to you which led to a breakup;
You were a mess, crying all over the manor because you never show up to a place like a gala without a date, and not only were you without a date but you had just broken up with your boyfriend;
Your brothers were worried about you, Tim even offered to skip patrol and go to the gala with you, but you just kept blabbing nonsense;
Wally had stopped by the manor to talk to Dick about something and of course he couldn't miss the opportunity to talk to you;
Upon seeing the mess you currently was, he managed to calm you down and offered himself to be your date for the night;
If you didn't love him before, now you certainly did;
So you two went to the gala together, your brothers were suspicious because they didn't like the fact the Wally was always flirting with you, but Tim and Alfred talked some sense into them;
When you arrived home, very late at night, all your brothers and Bruce were awake waiting for you;
"Is this a right time to arrive home?" Damian questioned, crossing his arms over his chest  "Not even texting to let us know you were alright." Jason shook his head;
It should've been an intimidating sight, watching all of them batglare at you, clearly unpleased with you, but all you could do was giggle at them;
"I am older than most of you, I was with a superhero, and I am fine";
You turned to leave to your room, still smiling and thinking about your night;
They didn't try to stop you to keep saying you had been reckless or anything, you looked so happy, you never arrived this happy from an event before, and considering how sad you were earlier;
Wally had been the perfect gentleman the whole night, making sure you were fine and enjoining yourself;
That man is perfect;
After the night of the gala whenever Wally saw you and flirted with you, you would always blush - something that never happened before - and would occasionally flirt back, until he got the hint and finally asked you out on a date;
You two went on a few more dates before finally started dating; 
Dick couldn't even be too mad because he saw this coming for years;
He had mixed feelings, on one hand Wally is his best friend and he knows him a lot and knows he won't hurt you, on the other hand you are his little sister and he is a bit taken aback by the fact that you're dating his best friend and if things go wrong it will be very awkward, but hey, if it goes right Wally will be part of the family!
Jason, who lost a few good years of your friendship/sexual tension, was pissed;
Tim was happy to see you so happy, it was about time you two got together, although he was supportive, he did give Wally a warning before any of his other brothers could "I know all of your secrets, hurt her and I will end your life";
Damian was lived with anger, he did try to fight Wally with his katana, but the redhead just pulled it out of his grasp effortlessly, infuriating the little boy even further;
Bruce had to keep his tough guy appearance, but he was glad you were finally dating someone good, he trusted Wally and he knew the boy wouldn't hurt you;
Alfred was glad the torture of you two flirting without end was finally over, and also happy to see you happy;
You two did all sorts of things together, you started spending less time at the manor and more time at your apartment so Wally could hang out there without your family interrupting you two;
Soon enough you were basically living together;
He was literally the man of your dreams, you couldn't picture someone more perfect to have as your boyfriend.
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yeyq · 2 years
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If somehow Battinson manages to meet Damian, he must be like his father. Who cares he was raised by the League of Assassins, deeply inside he is just as anxious as his dad.
*on patrol*
Damian: YOU ARE A DISGRACE TO SOCIETY, I COULD HAVE EASILY ENDED THIS WHOLE FACADE WITH ONE CUT BUT "NOO, WE DON'T-"
Bruce: *batglares™*
Damian: *batglares™ angrily back*
Bruce: do u want to go to zoo, son
Damian *cracks inside*: ... :| onlyifyouinsist, father
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Damian *trying to bond with Bruce*: do you like cows, father?
Bruce *trying to bond with Damian*: I drink milk, sometimes
Bruce: *sipps coffee as dark as his Spandex costium*
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meowmeowmeowmeow4x · 3 months
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based on this prompt and the amazing fanfic "Wait I'm a Cartoon Over Here?!"
Ahem Damian flopped onto his bed, exhausted after having had to clean the bat litter once more, as per Alfred's instruction. However, that exhaustion was punctuated by an underlying satisfaction. Despite everything, he and Richard had succeeded. They made contact with Team Phantom (part of him felt dizzy and giddy at the notion, but he'd impale anyone who'd suggest it) and managed to keep Father and the others from combusting at the notion of their existence. Phantom had sworn up and down to never expose their identities, knowing just how important they are. ("You were my hero since I was 7, I'd rather eat Dash's underwear again than betray your trust!") If only he knew...
Speaking of whom, Damian clamped his hands of his ears as the girlish squealing in this room entered a fever pitch. He was starting to regret allowing Kent to enter the Manor while team Phantom were visiting.
"DANNY DANNY DANNY DANNY DANNY I'M SUCH A HUGE FAN OF YOU CAN YOU PLEASE SIGN THIS AND THIS AND THIS AND-" Damian could've sworn that's the spiel Jonathan had opened with about twenty minutes ago. Fenton, for his part, was doing his best to withstand the onslaught of super-powered pre-teen fandom.
He'd never be caught dead doing something so... debased. So petty and pointless as to gawk at a fictional character. He, the blood son of the Bat and his future successor.
"Come on Damian, aren't you excited too?" His heart rate spiked. Blast. How quickly could he break into Father's kryptonite vault...
"You sure you wanna mess him with right now? He really looks like he could kill you, and I read the issue where he tried to murder Tim."
Damian prickled, even felt a hint of shame knowing that Fenton knew just as much about him as he did, how shameful. No not shameful at all, why would he care about someone who probably wasn't even real. Damian moved to sit up and shot Jonathan the deadliest glare he could muster, an expression copy-pasted right off his Father's Batglare.
Jonathan, for his part, cowered behind Fenton. "You'd do well to keep remain silent, Kent, before I remind you that your life is as fragile as a dying rat." He all but spat out. However, instead of cowering further, Jonathan's lips curled into a devious expression.
Fenton's head bounced between the two. "Maybe this personal arc hasn't been published yet..." He muttered.
"Hey Danny..." Jonathan began, hesitantly. This could not be happening. Damian grabbed the nearest katana and lunged. However, his efforts were made fruitless as he passed through the duo like they weren't there. Dammit! "I know this is kind of embarassing, but we put in a lot of work and you're like my number two inspiration after my dad and we don't know how long you'll be here so., but you gotta keep this a total secret, like a total secret, you can't tell anyone."
Jonathan reached into his backpack. Damian swung his sword again. Anything, anything to prevent the inevitable. If this were allowed to happen, his life would be forfeit. Curse his hero this hero for being so overpowered. Where was the lipstick laser when you needed it? Or the fenton thermos? or the anti-creep stick, or anything?!
However, just as Jonathan was about to retrieve the forbidden contraband, a fist flew out and blew him away. "Woah what is this?" Exclaimed one Danielle Phantom. It was at that moment that Damian knew, there was nothing more that could be done.
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Danielle rifled through the pages of the comic book that Jon was about to pull out (which, btw, was amazing! Danny might be into Nightwing and Martian Manhunter, but she could not count the number of nights she'd dreamt of flying with the Super Sons. Basically she was never gonna wash that fist again anyway) and was shocked to find the contents. "Yo Danny, have you seen this??"
Her template/brother/cousin/dad (his status is in a weird gray area at the moment) leaned over, eyes widening too.
For within her hands was the latest issue of the celebrated fancomic, the Secret Adventures of Danny Phantom, which circulated around this universe's social media forums and the schoolyards of Metropolis and Gotham. Danielle flipped through pages upon pages of lovingly hand-drawn panels.
"I didn't know we were a comic, too! I've never looked that cool before." Danny said, nothing the cover art.
"I dont think this is official, i mean, whatever official canon means these days. Look, there's no logo from the channel our cartoon's on."
"I can't believe I have fans who know enough about me to make a fancomic." Danny groaned.
"Oh shut up, Danny. you don't see me getting any fanart." Dani teased, until she reached the beautiful two-page spread of her, Robin and Superboy swooping in to save Danny from the GiW. Special attention was placed by the artist on her hair, and the unnatural glow of her ghostly eyes. Overall it was a very flattering picture. the real Dani's jaw dropped.
Danny turned to the gaping Jon, and the limp Damian, both of whose faces were drained of colour, looking even more dead than himself on a cold day. Realisation dawned inside of him. "Wait, did you guys make this?"
His interoogation could not continue furhter before Dani squealed with excitement. She phased out of the bedroom door in an instant before anyone could react, yelling in excitement about this amazing fancomic that Damian and Jon had made, like it was fate... Her voice was followed by one Dick Grayon's comment on Damian's evolving artstyle, before more joined the chorus. As for Damian? He rolled for 60d6 psychic damage, took 300, and lost the wlil to live. Jon was not far behind.
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yes-im-a-simpp · 1 month
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Everyone in the batfam is a gatekeeper.
''Stephanie, have you ever heard a fucking Slipknot song??''
Unless it's about Cassandra.
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Jason can control a tiny bit his brighting eyes (to make sure he doesn't look like he gon' kill someone as if he didn't)
He'd use it when he's frustrated to scare his siblings. (doesn't work on Alfred, Bruce or Dick) (works extra well on Tim)
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Dick got a better batglare than Bruce's when he's mad. (DO NOT MAKE DICK GRAYSON MAD)
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