#batman 99

[batfamgalore]

*Bruce talking to Dick and Jason after a mission*

Bruce: Both of you have done exemplary work, which I appreciate.

Dick: And I can see that by the absolutely no indicators on your face.

#batman #robin #dc #batfamily #batfam #dick grayson #nightwing #jason todd #red hood #bruce wayne #incorrect batfamily quotes #incorrect dc quotes #source: brooklyn 99

[violent138]

Time traveller Dick Grayson from the future: "Oh wow, you guys are fighting Mr.Freeze right now, I kind of remember that actually. Where are you at by now?"

Tim, figuring there's no harm: "Uh, we are kind of stuck on his location, don't suppose you'd help out?"

Dick, who has completely forgotten: "Sorry, I think that'd mess with something or another. Just know that you do figure it out." pats Tim on the back

Tim: "Great, very helpful. Also, in your time, does Freeze ever stop?"

Dick: "Stop what?"

Tim: "Trying to defrost his wife? Honestly, at this point I'd have given up, I can't imagine anyone that's worth it like that.

Dick, mentally telling himself: *do not think about the clones right now, do not think about the clones right now--*

Dick: "Well let's just keep an open mind, huh?"

#Dick: love does.... crazy things to a person #Tim:??? #Dick: you got 99 problems but a boyfriend ain't one #*space time continuum implodes* #Dick Grayson #Tim Drake #Batbros #Batfamily #Batman #Dc comics

[mjbythebay]

Damian: did you get my report on the Finley murders

Dick: uh yeah, I looked it over nice work

Damian: thanks dad

Everyone in the cave:

Damian: why is everyone staring at me

Tim: you called Dick dad

Tim: you said 'thanks dad'

Damian: no I didn't. If anything I said thanks man

Dick: do you see me as a father figure Damian?

Damian: no! If anything I see you as a bother figure because you're always bothering me!

Jason: hey! Show your father some respect!

#batman #batfam #dick and damian #dick grayson #damain wayne #damian wayne #dc comics #jason todd #tim drake #batboys #jake peralta #brooklyn 99 #brooklyn nine nine #b99 #source: b99 #rosa diaz #amy santiago #incorrect quotes #incorrect batfamily quotes #batfamily

[psalmsofpsychosis]

You know, i've been thinking about the way Batman keeps danger and weapons so close to his body, so tight to himself, practically tied around his neck, that joker often has no way left but to grab for him if he wants something Batman has. Batman does not want to be left out of Joker's plans, his story, he wants in on Joker's narrative by any means he can make it happen. It's such particular "you take me with you wherever you are, it's your punishment, just as it's my punishment to take you with me wherever i am" statement. Batman actively leaves no choice for Joker but to get very very close to him and claim him as part of his win or his loss. I mean,

he didn't have to. he could've put the key in one of his waist pouches, push it into the back of his left boot, he could've tied it around his bicep, i dont care— he could've done whateverthefuck with it. But he had to put it around his neck, and intentionally invite Joker to "come and get it". Something something classic cliche of the way lovers' bond is signified by a necklace-adjacent item and the way they interact with it; hold unto it, toss it, tie it around their necks, giving it back, not giving it back, necklaces as items of reverance and revenge. Something something a tie around neck being a sign of being claimed and owned,

#this is the first night in 2 months where i got good sleep of course i woke up and had batjokes popping on my brain screen #''99+ unread emails'' style #the whole invitation thing is. certainly something #i mean bro. a ''you will take that wish to the grave with you'' would do just fine or #or ''you will not have it.'' #Bruce wants his fights alright. He's uneasy with being left out of things often but he's particularly uneasy #with being left out of Joker's narrative #and it's far less about him ''being the only one strong enough to deal with him'' than he'd like to admit #batjokes #batjokes meta #Batman #Batman meta

[kayjayo1227]

Batfam as B99 🩵 Happy Thanksgiving!

…i forgot to post this on tumblr on the actual holiday lol oops

#batman #batfamily #batfam #dc fanart #dccomics #batfamily as brooklyn 99 #batfam as b99 #bat99 #damian wayne

[mindstriker]

i really wish more people would get into Scarecrow as a character outside of the "hot" iteration of him cillian murphy played in Batman Begins because honestly he's such a nothing character there. he's really just Ra'as' 5-minute-screentime-having lackey, but he's magnetic because come on. it's cillian murphy.

i just want to grab people by the hand and gently guide them over to all the other delightful interpretations of him. look, guys. he's from georgia. he has religious trauma of the evangelical-adjacent variety so heinous it would make catholic guilt look like the greener grass on the other side of the fence. he once drugged batman just to follow him around on patrol while he hallucinated all night to psychoanalyze him and attempt to convince him to retire. he also once made him chamomile tea. he may or may not have changed his own last name to crane in reference to the fact that he was bullied in school by being compared to ichabod crane. because he was built like a skellington. sometimes he just has a gun and uses this in place of his typical fear toxin gimmick. in one iteration he gets fired from being a university professor for firing a gun in the classroom to prove a point. he generally tends to condescend towards everyone, but seems to get along with fucking harley quinn of all people specifically despite the fact that you'd think her positive attitude would give him a hernia. he's an absolutely batshit individual. he's shockingly self-aware and chooses to be terrible despite being aware of how terrible he is. he thinks he's batman's therapist. please i am begg in g y ou i know his glittery blue eyes and submissive attitude in batman begins are appealing but please there's so much to love here i beg of you look at him

#is this me being needlessly bitchy about the fandom tag for jonathan crane being 99% nolanverse? mayhaps. #nonetheless: i stand by my statement. the scrunglier versions of him deserve love #am i going insane over this because i'm currently writing fanfiction? yes #blame it on the 3k words of my batman au #this is me yelling #batman rogues #jonathan crane #scarecrow dc

[shyjusticewarrior]

DC Comics Incorrect Quotes Pt 132

Tim: I am way too sleep deprived to deal with your negativity right now.

Lois: You know what's really loud, Lex? Insecurity. Confidence is silent. Just like your empty mansion.

Selina: Remember, punishable by fine means legal for a price. Until we meet again.

#dc incorrect quotes #dc comics #brooklyn 99 #b99 #amazing world of gumball #skeletor meme #funny #tim drake #robin #red robin #lois lane #lex luthor #selina kyle #catwoman #batfam #superfam #batman comics #superman comics #dc #rogues gallery #comic books #funny incorrect quotes #memes #skeletor #gumball watterson #jake peralta #comics #timothy jackson drake #batkids

[sisaloofafump]

Updated version where I actually finished the ending and gave Dick proper screen time! All the changes are reflective of the actual changes to his outfit across the first year of issues (although they were fairly inconsistent within the issues themselves).

(previous version)

#did 99% of this in November and just had to do the ending now #dc comics #my art #batman #bruce wayne #dick Grayson #Robin #golden age

[aria-baerose]

Miguel O'Hara: Teenagers, right?

Bruce Wayne: Right.

MO: I mean, you try your best to teach them the correct way of do things and they still go out every night and do whatever they want. Like some kind of vigilantes.

BW: Vigilantes? Do you work with Teenagers Vigilantes?

MO: Do I work with them? I have tons of them.

BW: Interesting... What do their parents think of it?

MO: The majority of them are oprhans, because of canon events, you know.

BW: Orphans??... That is... sad.

MO: Yeah.

BW, already printing adoption papers: In some totally unrelated question, where do you work and how do I get there?

#Batman #Bruce Wayne #miguel o'hara #spiderman 99 #across the spiderverse #Spiderverse #Spiderman #into the spider verse #batfamily #Dc comics #Marvel

[superherosightings]

#superherosightings #brooklyn 99 #b99 #source: b99 #andre braugher #terry crews #dc #dc comics #dceu #dcu #comics #dc universe #batfam #batman #nightwing #bruce wayne #dick grayson

[oceanview15]

Bruce to the batfam: I’ve hurt my wrist from subduing a criminal. That is what happened, no further questions.

*everyone leaves*

Bruce: Jason. Do you want to know how I really hurt my wrist?

Jason: Yes.

Bruce: *pulls out phone* I was hula hooping. Selina and I attended a class for fitness and for fun.

Jason: Oh my god.

Bruce: I've mastered all the moves. The pizza toss, the tornado, the scorpion, the oopsie doodle.

Jason: Why are you telling me this?

Bruce: Because no one, will ever believe you. *deletes the video*

Jason: You sick son of a bitch!

#jason todd #bruce wayne #batcat #dc #batfam #batkids #bruce wayne x selina kyle #batman x catwoman #incorrect quotes #source: brooklyn 99

[batfamgalore]

*Jason is trying to give Dick advice after Bruce didn’t believe Dick could capture the Riddler on his own*

Jason: The point is, you can use this. There are benefits to being underestimated.

Dick: You’re right. There are benefits to being underestimated. You can get away with anything.

*far off look*

Jason: Dick? Are you going to kill the Riddler?

#batman #robin #dc #batfamily #batfam #dick grayson #nightwing #jason todd #red hood #ed nygma #incorrect dc quotes #bruce wayne #incorrect batfamily quotes #source: brooklyn 99

[violent138]

Dick, back from an undercover mission: "All right, fill me in. Tell me everything I missed."

Steph: "Won't take long. Only three things happened. Jason chipped his tooth and had a lisp for a week."

Jason: "Lithen up, theeven. I'm Thorry, did I thay thumthing amuthing to you? Anther me, you thun of a birth!"

Duke: "Number two, Stephanie and Damian wore the same outfit to work one day."

Steph: "How does it look better on you?"

Jason: "And Bruce banned headphones while masks are on, due to the Tim Incident."

Tim, rolling his eyes, shouting across the Cave: "I like listening to music sometimes! Patrol gets boring!"

Dick: "Great recap."

#batfamily incorrect quotes #I'm on a roll tonight okay #now that I think about this for more than five seconds it makes so much more sense if you reverse Tim and Steph LMAO #i need to do something since I'm physically unable to sleep #batman #dc comics #batfamily #batman incorrect quotes #source: brooklyn 99 #bruce wayne #dick grayson #jason todd #stephanie brown #damian wayne #tim drake #duke thomas

[boyfridged]

batman x SOMETIMES YOU HAVE NO OTHER CHOICE THAN TO WATCH SOMETHING GRUESOME OCCUR. YOU DON’T HAVE THE OPTION OF CLOSING YOUR EYES BECAUSE IT HAPPENS FAST AND ENTERS YOUR MEMORY. (jenny holzer)

#batman: dark victory (99) 1 #countdown 13 #legends of the dark knight 100

[ggvannba]

celebratory batfam doodles for the new year

#batman #dick grayson #jason todd #bruce wayne #dick’s on a mission to get banned from galas as fast as possible #yes that’s jason dead in the first one i couldn’t resist #also i’m 99% sure i spelt aneurysm wrong but i can’t be arsed to check #robin #doodles

[kayjayo1227]

RIP Andre Braugher 💙💙💙 Your portrayal as Captain Holt inspired and affected my life greatly, and led to me making many Batman comparisons and Batfam as B99 jokes. My art page wouldn’t be what it is today without you, and this page has literally saved my life.

You will be missed.

#literally my art has saved me from suicide #this hurts #thanks captain holt #batman #batfamily as brooklyn 99 #batfam as b99 #dc comics #rip andre braugher #andre braugher