#batman incorrect quotes | Explore Tumblr Posts and Blogs

jeena-says-hi · 3 days

Text

Bruce: That's it, you're all grounded! Tim, no coffee for you! Dick, no Kory for you! Damien, no swords for you! And Jason… dammit, is there anything that you love?

Jason: Revenge.

Bruce: No vengeance for you.

Jason: I was going to say "I'll get you for this," but I guess that's off the table.

#funny #meme #funny meme #Incorrect Quotes #funny Incorrect Quotes #Batman #batfam #dc #Batman Incorrect Quotes #batfam Incorrect Quotes #bruce wayne #Jason Todd #Tim drake #dick Drayton #hehe

185 notes · View notes

harveywritings92 · 3 days

Text

R/n: How many kids do you have?

Bruce Wayne: Yes.

#S: brandon Rogers #batfam incorrect quotes #bruce wayne #bruce wayne x reader #batman incorrect quotes #batman x reader #gn reader

96 notes · View notes

breadwithoutcheesefan1009 · 2 days

Text

Another Batfam as quotes from my classmates (and teachers)

Damian, looking at Tim: …What does he ask his barber?

Bruce, cannot hear anything through his headphones:

Dick: Aliens have invaded

Jason: Japan is at war with Mexico

Steph in the middle of patrol: Cass, let’s play dodgeball. Right now

Duke: I mean, we’re all basically swans

Bruce to Clark: You’ve got another test? What, do you not like your kids? My kids never have tests

Bonus:

All the bats: I have a death table, I love it

#batman incorrect quotes #batman #bat family #tim drake wayne #damian al ghul wayne #duke thomas #dick grayson #jason todd #cassandra wayne #stephanie brown #incorrect quotes #batbros

63 notes · View notes

vodrae · 4 months

Text

Villain swaps Bruce and Clark minds.

Bruce: I get the "man of steel" now. *Punches villain*

Clark: Why...Why...WHY ARE YOU SO MUCH IN PAIN ?!

Bruce: What do you mean ? I took a 12 hours break yesterday, I'm as fresh as a newborn.

#batman #batfamily #batfam #dc comics #dc #dcu #bruce wayne #superbat #clark ken #superman #justice league headcanon #justice league #batman incorrect quotes #superman incorrect quotes #batman headcanon

9K notes · View notes

stuckwiththesnakeboi · 3 months

Text

Bruce, exhausted and trying to prove a point: Look, if your friends jumped off a bridge would you do it too?

Dick: Oooh that sounds fun, actually. Do you think I could convince Wally to go bridge jumping with me?

Jason: If the person is Roy, then yes. I speak from experience. No, I don't want to talk about it. Fuck off old man --- you couldn't even be bothered to avenge me, what the fuck makes you think I'll tell you about the stupid shit I get up to?

Tim, sleep deprived and fueled by a dangerous nix of coffee and spite, taking a moment to consider before shrugging: Yolo I guess.

Stephanie: Yup. Been there, done that, got the t-shirt

Damien: I am no follower, father. I would take initiative and be the first to jump from the bridge, thereby setting an example for my inferiors.

#batman incorrect quotes #robins #batfamily #bruce wayne #batman #dick grayson #jason todd #tim drake #stephanie brown #damian wayne

6K notes · View notes

ev-arrested · 7 months

Text

Dick and Jason are the type of siblings to have a literal fucken fist fight, and then the next day they’ll be like:

Dick, showing up to Jason’s apartment and handing him a book he borrowed: hey so I finished it. Can I borrow the next one in the series?

Jason, going to get the next book: yeah, word. What’d you think by the way

And then not even a week later, they’re back to fighting again.

Like this is their version of sending tiktoks or texting a fucken game of 8-ball immediately after a spat.

#batman #dick grayson #nightwing #batfam #dc robin #bat family #richard grayson #dc comics #jason todd #red hood #batbros #bat bros #bat brothers #batman incorrect quotes #batfam incorrect quotes #ev-arrested

5K notes · View notes

ryemiffie · 14 days

Text

More of me and my bro as bat bros incorrect quotes:

Dick, accidentally clicking the wrong thing on the bat computer: Oh wait, shit, I didn't want you.

Tim, standing ominously behind him: That's what Bruce said when I became Robin.

Dick:

Tim:

Dick: Tim, noo..

2K notes · View notes

ktkat99 · 1 year

Text

Tim: So I overheard something at the coffee shop this morning. These two people were talking and one said that the person you are now is who you would have felt safest with as a kid.

Jason: Huh. Damn. I mean... I do protect the crime alley kids.

Tim: And I am... literally a version of Robin.

Cass: Ballerina. Hero. I love giving hugs. Yeah, makes sense.

Alfred: I never noticed that, but I guess I, too, grew into who I'd needed as a child.

Bruce, walking in wearing the Batsuit, covered in blood and scratches, holding a pissed off Damien under one arm and a kennel with a pissed off raccoon in the other: Someone tell Damien he can't have a new pet, someone else take this thing back to the woods, the rest of you please dismantle Damien's raccoon house, I'll be downstairs giving Dick stitches as he was the one who found that thing.

Damien: No! Father! Please don't get rid of Domino! I can train him to only attack our enemies! Just give me time!

Tim, Jason, Cass, Alfred, all side eyeing Bruce: Hmmm.

#batman incorrect quotes #batman #bruce wayne #tim drake #jason todd #alfred pennyworth #cassandra cain #orphan #damien wayne #robin #red robin #red hood #source: tiktok #batman funny #batfam incorrect quotes #batfam #batfamily

9K notes · View notes

violent138 · 25 days

Text

Dick, back from an undercover mission: "All right, fill me in. Tell me everything I missed."

Steph: "Won't take long. Only three things happened. Jason chipped his tooth and had a lisp for a week."

Jason: "Lithen up, theeven. I'm Thorry, did I thay thumthing amuthing to you? Anther me, you thun of a birth!"

Duke: "Number two, Stephanie and Damian wore the same outfit to work one day."

Steph: "How does it look better on you?"

Jason: "And Bruce banned headphones while masks are on, due to the Tim Incident."

Tim, rolling his eyes, shouting across the Cave: "I like listening to music sometimes! Patrol gets boring!"

Dick: "Great recap."

#batfamily incorrect quotes #I'm on a roll tonight okay #now that I think about this for more than five seconds it makes so much more sense if you reverse Tim and Steph LMAO #i need to do something since I'm physically unable to sleep #batman #dc comics #batfamily #batman incorrect quotes #source: brooklyn 99 #bruce wayne #dick grayson #jason todd #stephanie brown #damian wayne #tim drake #duke thomas

1K notes · View notes

bbbbbbbbatman · 11 months

Text

Tim: Just once in my life I would like to get up without experiencing the seven stages of grief.

Damian: There are only five stages.

Dick: We’re here for yo—

Jason: What are the extra two stages?

Tim: Denial 2 and astral projection.

#batman #batfam incorrect quotes #batman incorrect quotes #tim drake #dick grayson #damian wayne #jason todd #red robin #red hood #nightwing #robin #dc #dc comics #mine

7K notes · View notes

spacetraversingshapechanger · 11 months

Text

Tim, running solely on caffeine and spite: if baby oil dissolves condoms, what the fuck does it do to babies

Damian, completely deadpan: this may shock you, but babies and condoms are made of different material

Dick, brightly: its like rock paper scissors! Baby oil defeats condom, baby defeats baby oil, condom defeats baby

Jason, from across the house: rock also defeats baby!

Bruce, on the stairs wishing he hadn’t gotten out of bed: Hnn

#batfamily #batfam #bruce wayne #dick grayson #jason todd #tim drake #damian wayne #batman incorrect quotes

5K notes · View notes

dc-and-damirae · 8 months

Text

dick: You've got to use reverse psychology jason: Sounds too complicated dick: Okay don't use reverse psychology jason: Fuck you I'll use reverse psychology if I want to, and I want to!

3K notes · View notes

jasontoddispoly · 11 months

Text

Clark: y’all’d’ve’f’ld’ve but y’aint me.

Bruce: (rethinking his no killing rule)

#batfam #batfamily #batman #bruce wayne #dc #batman incorrect quotes #superbat #Superman #Clark Kent #Superman incorrect quotes

3K notes · View notes

helpiamlostsomewhereinthegarden · 6 months

Text

Jason after being hit by some truth serum gas : Why do you think I hate you? I know we had our moments, but I never hated you, Bruce. I still love you.

Bruce: You what-

Jason, didn't actually mean to say this and knocks himself out by slamming his head into the nearest wall:

Bruce : WHAT THE HECK, JASON?!

#batman incorrect quotes #incorrect batfamily quotes #batfam incorrect quotes #jason todd #red hood #bruce wayne #batman #batman comics #batfam #dc #dc comics #incorrect quotes

1K notes · View notes

rube-too-many-fandoms · 8 months

Text

[Dick is showing Tim, Duke, Steph and Barbara a video on his phone]

Steph: OH MY GOD-

Tim: I can’t believe he actually—

*Jason walks in*

Jason: What’s everybody laughing about?

Steph: Nothing! So much nothing. No one did anything

Jason: -_- What is it?

Duke: Nothing, like Steph said. Totally nothing.

Jason: …right. Tim, you’re too sleep deprived to lie, what’s going on?

Dick: Tim, nO—

Tim: Dick took a video of you last night drunk at a karaoke bar singing Only the Good Die Young by Billy Joel.

Jason: Oh! I finally did it! I’ve been wanting to do that for a while. Hell yeah, nice job me. *self-five*

Steph: Did he just high-five himself???

Jason: *wandering away for coffee* Damn this hangover is such a bitch.

Barbara: …All of you are idiots.

(edit) bonus:

Jason: *pouring coffee, lazily singing to the tune of Piano Man by Billy Joel* Only the good die piano man…sing us a good die young…

2K notes · View notes

thebeeswantarson · 8 months

Text

Tim: I’ve accidentally indulged in to much ‘me time’

Tim: Turns out, I’ve been reported missing for six months and presumed dead by most local and national authorities.

Tim:

Tim: I hope they make a Buzz Feed about me.

#batman incorrect quotes #tim drake #inccorect quotes #batfam #dc universe #batman #incorrectquotes #incorrect tim drake quotes

2K notes · View notes