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superbat-love · 5 months

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After Batman revealed his identity as Bruce Wayne to the Justice League, several members were seen scrolling through their social media feeds and watching videos of Bruce Wayne dancing to popular trends with horrified fascination and disbelief. Not Clark though, he’s busy filming Bruce (nobody knows Bruce’s good camera angles better than him and he’s also smoother than any drone) then sending those videos to Barbara who’s helping to curate Bruce’s social media accounts.

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ktkat99 · 4 months

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Conner, showing up at the manor with a kitten wrapped in a blanket, not noticing until it was too late that the Wayne's were being interviewed- Would Tim Drake please report to the foyer? I have a surprise for him.

Tim, in full-on 'son of Brucie Wayne' mode- Is that a chicken!?!

#batman #tim drake #batfam #bruce wayne #red robin #conner kent #kon el #superboy #brucie wayne #the kardashians #i think that's where that vines from #timkon

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bruciemilf · 2 months

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A Jason and Terry rivalry would make my day. Jason truly deserves an older sibling who’ll do his damnest to embarrass the fuck out of him. (Yeah I know that’s all the Batkids, but Terry’s Terry)

Imagine having an older sister who’s just the embodiment of coolness, (Dick is an older sister with Ken energy) and you’re constantly treated like an insectuous baby brother.

Bruce rubbing his temples, listening to them argue (Jason argues; Terry’s cackling) “SO, you’d honest to god fight Bane bare knuckle. “

“Yep. I could do it. Killer Croc, too.”

“HE’S A FUCKING CROCODILE, TERRANCE!”

“Hey, you should’ve Ivy. Killer Croc? Piece of cake. An environmentalist lady who values my life less than a leaf? Yeah, no. Still, sucks that Bane kicked your ass. Couldn’t imagine.”

“BRUCE! GET YOUR FUCKING 90’s BULLY, AND GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE!”

Bruce sighing, “Sweetheart. This is my house.”

“So?! You’re leaving it to me in the will, aren’t you?! We can hurry that up!”

Terry snorting, “Not like you haven’t tried.”

#dc #dc comics #text #batman #jason todd #bruce wayne #terry mcginnis #they’re Kim and Kourtney kardashian basically #save Bruce ONG #batfamily #text post

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batfamgalore · 6 months

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Tim: Don’t you feel bad?

Jason: I’ve done worse.

#batman #robin #dc #batfamily #batfam #jason todd #red hood #tim drake #incorrect dc quotes #red robin #incorrect batfamily quotes #source: keeping up with the kardashians

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ditzybat · 19 days

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keeping up with the kardashians but make it keeping up with the wayne’s and everyone is struggling to hide their secret identities while cameras follow them around.

however the viewers are absolutely taking their bad hiding skills the wrong way and think the wayne’s are some sort of secret mob family when they see multiple of the wayne children come home covered in ash, soot, and blood (likely not their own) also the fact that the siblings fight in professional hand to hand combat in the background of shots is definitely not helping.

#bruce only agreed to the show because he was drugged up on painkillers and needed to keep up the brucie wayne persona #dc #bruce wayne #batman #batfam #robin #wayne #keeping up with the kardashians

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frownyalfred · 1 year

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the Justice League has a hard time believing Bruce Wayne is Batman because he’s the equivalent of Kim Kardashian in their universe and probably got piped on Instagram Live once just for funsies

#bruce wayne #batman #brucie wayne #dc #superbat #clark kent #justice league #in reference to the tags on that last art post #someone mentioned he’s basically a kardashian and my brain exploded #Bruce wayne did a sex tape for the lolz and then he’s just #sitting there at the justice league table #bonus points if he’s still unrepentantly brucie even after a big reveal

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ahfrickenfrick · 8 days

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i don’t remember if it was here or a tiktok, but there was a post saying that it’s so possible to not believe that bruce wayne is batman because the equivalent would be kylie jenner running around fighting crime in kevlar

anyways i told my best friend this, and he was like “well with all the kids he has, wouldn’t he be kris”

and i haven’t stopped thinking about the batfamily as keeping up with the kardashians and it won’t leave my mind

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punkiebuttons · 4 months

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Dick there’s people that are dying - Jason Todd

#batfamily #batfam #batman #bruce wayne #jason todd #incorrect quotes #damian wayne #tim drake #dick grayson #red hood #keeping up with the kardashians #keeping up with the Waynes #mY DiAmOnD eArRiNg iS gOnE

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kastarastark · 9 months

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Can y'all fucking imagine Batfamily in a reality show!!!??? Like Keeping up with the Kardashian, their show would be The Wayne's World(?). Like just imagine the plots, the humor, the DRAMAS!!! Bruce staring at the camera everything someone said something stupid like the Office. Damian absolutely unfiltered personality!!

Jason: I started laughing at Dick when he's crying because I can't help it. He has this ugly crying face that he makes.

Dick: *ugly sobbing because they are out his favorite fancy cereal*

Bruce: Every time I get older, I look better and get smarter.

Dick: Oh look, someone sent us a free yoga membership.

Tim: Thank God. You wouldn't have been able to afford it.

Jason: I think Dick should do Playboy...

Damian: Of course you do because you get 10%. That's sick.

#batman #batfam #dc universe #keeping up with the kardashians #batfamily #batfamily incorrect quotes #dick grayson #jason todd #tim drake #bruce wayne #damian wayne #nighwing #kim kardashian

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kittykatninja321 · 4 months

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I think people overestimate how famous the Wayne kids would be. Besides the first grusk baby do you know the names of any of Elon Musk’s children? Cause I sure don’t and he’s got a bunch

#I know people always say oh they’d be like the Kardashians #but the Kardashians have a reality tv show and have purposefully made themselves into Entertainment #Brucie may be a messy bitch but he’s still just a business/philanthropy guy idt people would pay attention to who he adopts other than the #fact that he adopts a lot. Do you know the names of Brad Pitt’s and Angelina Jolie’s kids? I have a vague idea of what they look like #Batman #Bruce Wayne #dc #Batfam

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dc-multiverse-week · 1 month

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Earth-16: Home of the Supersons (Damian Wayne & Chris Kent) and the Justice League, among other heroes. A crimeless utopia where the children of the superheroes live as super-celebrities. In this universe, the Justice League long ago wiped out crime and evil, with Superman leaving behind an army of Superman Robots to protect the Earth.

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roxineedstosleep · 1 year

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Brucie Kardashian Wayne

(Based somewhat on the concept that Bruce Wayne also has his own reality show within the "DC super Hero Girls" series, very much in the Kardashian style).

Just saying... that Brucie would loooove to talk with Kris Jenner during a Meet Gala every year.

Taking selfies together, walking around during the event, drinking champange while having a lovely chit chat.

Bc Kris deeply understand him. In a diferent kind of way.

And he understands her in the same way.

They both have to manage their children, do their own thing, run their own businesses and maintain their public image.

Having to deal with any scandal, or at least be able to overcome it, seeing family or private matters that EVERY FUCKING WORLD wants to stick their nose into.

It's not easy, but at least he takes comfort in knowing that Kris knows how to comfort him and he knows how to cheer her up.

It scares him at times, because Kris has managed to generate an image of his family that makes them seem shallow, which he does too, but he actually manages to be more profound on a number of issues that he used to worry about.

If it weren't for the fact that he saw this woman show him her entire house and phone… he would suspect that she is also a vigilante and has a double life of vigilantism.

It's a bit ridiculous though, isn't it?

#brucie wayne #brucie kardashian wayne #bruce wayne #batdad #batman #dcu #batfam imagine #batfam shenanigans #batfamily

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vviviienne · 11 days

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