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remosdeerica · 3 months ago
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Hypocrisy at it's finest
Selina: alright, kitten. You got everything?
Helena: yep!
Selina: wallet?
Helena: check!
Selina: phone?
Helena: check!
Selina: keys?
Helena: check!
Selina: and they didn't suspect a thing?
Helena: it was like taking candy from a baby.
Selina: that's my girl.
Bruce: honey, can you please stop encouraging our child to become a criminal?
Selina: this is Gotham, Bruce. These are life skills.
*Later at a Gala*
Bruce: now, I know your mother said that stealing was a life skill. And in emergencies it can be. But sweetheart, you can't go around pickpocketing people just because you think it's fun.
Helena: but Baba! He was calling Mama bad names!
Bruce: ...really?
Bruce:
Bruce: did you get his car keys?
Helena: yeah?
Bruce: what do you say we go for a bit of a ride?
Helena: >:)
Bruce: >:)
*One Vandalised Lamborghini Later*
Selina: So, what happened to not wanting to turn our daughter into a criminal?
Bruce [full of shit and he knows it]: I don't know what you're talking about, dear. This is clearly justice.
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anarcha-queer · a month ago
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Bruce : You're 'the second worst thing to ever happen to those orphans', what does that mean?
Selina : It means i was second worst thing to happen to those orphans.
Bruce : but what’s the first worst thing?
*Awkward pause*
Selina : Bruce , they...they weren’t always orphans
Bruce:
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shadowyflowerpainter · a month ago
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anarcha-queer · a month ago
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Bruce: That's beautiful
Selena: Isn't it? This necklace has cost two very fine men their lives. At times, I wear it in tribute to their sacrifice. Other times, I wear it because it goes with this skirt.
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apostate-bisexual · a month ago
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I have a question for all Selina and batcat fans;
Why do you think that Selina can beat Talia in any form of combat especially sword-fighting?
I'm genuinely curious. I'm not mocking anyone I just think that Talia has much more experience than Selina.
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