#batman x superman

[cardcaptorsakura96]

Finding Each Other-Chapter 2

Fandom: Superman, Batman, Shazam, and Wonder Woman

Characters: Bruce Wayne, Clark Kent, Lois Lane, Dick Grayson, Diana Prince, Billy Batson, Jason Todd, Tim Drake, Kara Zor El, Damian Wayne, Cassandra Cain, Alfred Pennyworth, Lex Luthor, Jonathan Kent, Connor Kent

Summary: Clark Kent always knew he wanted a family. He just always thought it would be traditional like his parents. Little did he know that destiny had something different in store for him.

Chapter 1

Clark flew to the Gotham City Culture Museum Friday night in record time. He barely made it on time because he wanted to make sure to get Lois a care package after her procedure was done. He wanted to make sure she was comfortable and had stuff to do since she was always one that is on the go. He got her several murder mysteries that she had been wanting to read but never had the time for, a bubble bath kit, a box of caramel chocolates, and an electric blanket. Lois looked all cozy when he left her. As he landed, he thought about what his game plan was for tonight. Clark tapped his chin as he quickly exited the alley he landed in and headed up the museum steps. 

Maybe I could hang out with Lois later tonight depending on how long this thing lasts. 

The museum was supposed to give a presentation, followed by food, and then let the guest walk through their main exhibit: City of Atlantis. According to the notes Perry gave Lois, Bruce was supposed to be making his grand debut with his son there. Clark thought it would be easy to spot a single dad with his son since usually, these late-night museum events tended to have mostly adults. However, Clark was startled when he walked in and saw numerous of the upcoming and wealthy with their families browsing around. 

Clark raised an eyebrow. 

If Bruce is really here with his kid tonight, the setup is quite clever. Since there have been no recent photos of Bruce since he was 15 and no photos of his new child, they could easily blend into the crowd without anyone knowing.

Clark sighed while rolling his eyes.

This is a reporter’s worst nightmare. There are at least 500 people here tonight. No way I am finding Wayne without him or the boy doing or saying something flashy. 

Clark shook his head and was able to go to a table and take a seat when he heard someone said, “Surprised to see you in a place like this.”

Clark froze for a second when he heard that voice. It was a voice he was hoping to never hear from again. He sighed as he turned around and saw his ex Lex Luthor standing behind him. 

Of course, my ex would be here when I am out on assignment. 

Lex and Clark used to date when they were in college. As it edged towards their graduation, they discovered that they had fundamental differences in how they wanted to spend the rest of their lives. Clark had always wanted kids. He dreamed of being even half the man his Pa was. However, Lex absolutely despised kids. He thought they were vile creatures. Clark never understood that because everyone was a kid once. Clark asked Lex once how he was able to survive childhood without interacting with any kids. He said that his parents had him home-schooled because his intellect was far superior to the kids in his age group. That should have been a red flag for Clark, but for some reason, Clark hoped that Lex was just kidding. 

However, Clark learned quickly that wasn’t the case. When they graduated, Lex just wanted Clark to follow him to Luthor Corp and work in his father’s company. Clark thought about it since they did have a print division, however, Lex wanted Clark to only work as his assistant while Lex continued to build up his own career. Clark wanted to support Lex in his career endeavors, but he didn’t feel that he should have to put his aspirations on hold for Lex to soar. However, Lex wanted Clark’s devotion only to him. Clark broke up with him after that which Lex didn’t take too well. He blackballed Clark in about every newspaper market except for one: The Daily Planet in Metropolis. The only reason why Perry White, the head of the paper, took a chance on Clark was because he hated Lex’s guts, and Lex couldn’t blackmail Perry after recently losing the libel lawsuit with the Daily Planet. Ever since then, Clark avoided him like the plague. Luckily, Clark was always hesitant about sharing his powers with Lex and he didn’t start his superhero duties until after they broke up. He can’t imagine what Lex would do if he had that information hanging over his head.

Clark sighed and said, “You know that I have always been a fan of museums”. 

Lex smirked and said, “Oh, so that is why you are here. I assume that the insignificant paper….hmmm…what’s it called?… The Daily Planet sent you here on assignment. I know you like museums but invitations to this event only went out to high-ranking families that are honestly out of your wage bracket.”

Clark was fuming internally but he schooled his face to remain passive. 

Lex just wants a rise out of me to boost his ego.

Lex came closer and tried to caress his face, but Clark recoiled back which caused Lex’s smirk to falter, but quickly came back on his face. 

“Don’t be like that love. Obviously, your career choices aren’t panning out if they are just having you go to assignments like these. I remember you saying you wanted to use your writing and interviewing skills to change the world. If they were just going to have you do this drivel, you should have just come with me to Luthor Corp. I could have found better things to do with your time.”

Clark narrowed his eyes at Lex. 

The nerve of this asshole to think my life can only be better because of him. I don’t have time to play these mind games. 

Clark took a deep breath. He could be honest about being here to cover for a friend. However, he knew that Lex wouldn’t believe any of that. He would have to do something that he wasn’t very proud of but it would be effective to get Lex off his back.

Clark smirked and asked, “Who said anything about me being on assignment? I am here for pleasure.”

Lex scoffed and asked, “You’re here for pleasure. I find that interesting. Since the paper didn’t send you and I know you aren’t rich, please pray tell how you were able to get into the event tonight?”

Clark chuckled and said, “I do have a life outside of my job, Lex. I am here with my fiancé and his kid browsing around. They went to grab seats since I was running late. Traffic from Metropolis to Gotham was brutal.”

Lex looked at Clark startled. Clark smirked. 

It never occurred to him that I could move on without him. 

The lights started flashing indicating that the presentation was about to start in a minute. 

Clark flashed a bright smile and said, “Well, it was interesting speaking with you, but I should be going. I don’t want my fiancé and his kid to worry.”

With that, Clark quickly walked away leaving a dumbfounded Lex behind. Clark hated being petty and knew that his Ma would frown on behavior like that, but the look on Lex’s face was worth it.

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#dc comics #dc universe #batman #batman x superman #superbat #superman #clark kent x bruce wayne #clark kent x bruce wayne fanfiction #batman x superman fanfiction #clark kent #bruce wayne #lois lane #dick grayson #diana prince #found family #falling in love #batfamily #lois lane x diana prince #kara zor el #jason todd #tim drake #damian wayne #jonathan kent #adopted siblings #family bonding #billy batson #conner kent #cassandra cain

[superbat-love]

- Dan Mora, NYCC 2023

Source

#THESE SUPERBAT ART KEEP SPAWNING #Dan Mora’s Clark loves to kiss Bruce in flight #nycc 2023 #dan mora #dc #dc comics #official #somewhat #superbat #superman x batman #batman x superman #superman/batman #batman/superman #superman #batman #clark kent #bruce wayne

[blackbatbbg]

This will never not be fouly funny.

#batman #batfam #dick grayson #jason todd #night wing #red hood #dc comics #dcu #batman x superman #batboys #batkids

[stormy-skyzzzzzz]

They’re literally so prefect together. Platonic or romantic, doesn’t matter. I adore them and they make an awesome team.

#batman #superman #batman x superman #superman and batman #bruce wayne #clark kent #bruce wayne x clark kent #friendship #goals #they’re in love your honor #argue with the wall #batfamily #batfam #superbat

[helpimtrappedinthetextbox]

A JL Batman identity reveal fic where Bruce Wayne is openly dating Superman

Some of the Justice League walk into a lesser used room to find Batman and Superman making out

The members that walked in are like "Superman TF are you doing you got a boyfriend?!?"

And before they can say anything about Batman being a homewrecker, Batman turns his attention from the Leaguers back to Superman, now acting like a scandalized Brucie Wayne(like turning his head and putting the back of his hand to his head), being like "Gasp! Superman how could you! You told me you cut that Wayne Himbo off! Did you dare to try to have us both at the same time?!?" Clark, for his part, is caught between a look of embarrassed horror and laughing really, really hard.

Diana is probably there, in the know, laughing her ass off as she should, the absolute QUEEN.

Eventually Bruce starts laughing almost has hard as Diana, the rest of the Leaguers there are Traumatized™ for life.

Bruce then calls a full League meet, explaining vaguely how the circumstances of getting walked in on happened, some of the people who weren't there start to say something about how Batman could come between Superman and Bruce

He quickly shuts them up by mentioning that he is, in fact, Bruce Wayne

Then we get chaos as it fades to black

#the justice league #justice league #batman #superman #superman x batman #batman x superman #superbat #batman identity reveal #theres also a bonus scene of weeks prior where bruce says if the JL find out that Batman is with Superman but doesnt figure out his identit #solely from that. then hes gonna pull out the Brucie Personality #it was originally gonna be talking as Brucie but Clark suggested talking as batman with the brucie personality for max emotional damage #suprise its not just roll with it #but dont worry #its still about The Gays™

[swugflower]

Bruce Wayne’s and Clark Kent’s public personas dating is literally Barbie and Ken.

Bruce is everything, doing extremes sports, living in the dream house (aka Wayne Mansion), has lots of cars, has his own company, has a huge family, a bunch of animals etc etc etc

And Clark… he’s just Ken

#again this is about their PUBLIC PERSONAS #it’s dreamy McBillionair and that Yeehaw reporter guy #swugs ted talk #batman #bruce wayne #superman #clark kent #superbat #batfam #bruce wayne x clark kent #batman x superman

[icantdrawrt]

THE WAY THIS IS ACTUALLY THE PLOT OF SO MANY SUPERBAT FAN FICTIONS OUT THERE???

AND YOURE GOING TO TELL ME THEYRE NOT GOING TO FLIRT AND KISS???

YOURE LYING

#superbat #superman #batman #batman x superman #historians will say they were close friends #fan fiction set up #nOoOoO they’re just friends? #you’re lying to yourself #batman and superman are in love #batman/superman #batman/superman worlds finest #bruce wayne x clark kent #bruce x clark #like there’s no way they’re not going to smooch

[somedudewithantlers]

and rb for sample size & all that

#batman #dc comics #batjokes #batman x joker #superbat #batman x superman #polls #fandom polls #poll #dcu #dc universe #superman #the joker #joker #fight to the death in my notes #ship poll #shipping poll

[vixfern]

Clark: I made lightly fried fish fillets for dinner.

Bruce: Clark, It's 1:15 am, what the fuck.

Clark: Do you want the lightly fried fish fillets or not.

Bruce: Well, I mean yeah.

Clark: So come downstairs while they're still hot.

Bruce: Wait, you just made them?

Clark : Yeah, I wasn't tired so I decided to make lightly fried fish fillets.

Bruce: Say lightly fried fish fillets one more time Clark.

#batman #dc #batfam #batfamily #dc comics #dcu #bruce wayne #Superman #batman x superman #incorrect superbat quotes #superbat #bruce wayne x clark kent #bruce x clark #Clark Kent #incorrect quotes #incorrect batfamily quotes #incorrect batfam quotes #lightly fried fish fillets

[greyangelpain]

I think about them a normal amount...

#i dont #i really dont #theyre in love your honor #batman #superman #batman x superman #batman/superman #bruce wayne #clark kent

[allthegothihopgirls]

bruce + clark sneaking around like teenagers trying to hide their relationship(questionable) from the justice league is so dear to me

#superbat #batman x superman #batman #bruce wayne #clark kent #superman #dc comics #justice league #dcu #dc #gothihop speaks

[superbat-love]

Clark: [stares at Ace] Is that what I think it is?

Bruce: Oh, that’s Chewperman, Ace’s favorite chew toy.

Clark: You let Ace chew on a mini me?

Bruce: That’s what it’s made for. If it makes you feel bad, I’ll make one for Krypto too. He’ll love it, right boy?

Ace: Woof.

The following week at the Fortress of Solitude…

Bruce: Why is this toy kept behind a glass casing? It’s meant for Krypto. [takes it out of the casing and tosses it to Krypto] Here boy!

Krypto: [happily chomps on the Batman chew toy]

Clark: Noooo! Don’t! Krypto, let go of Batsqueak!

Bruce: Batsqueak?

Clark: It just feels wrong, Bruce! I can’t bear to let any harm come to Batsqueak. He should be kept safe in his ice cave, not mauled by giant fangs.

Bruce: …

#the adventures of chewperman and batsqueak #world’s chewiest #dc headcanon #incorrect dc quotes #dc fanfic #drabble #text post #dc #superbat #superman x batman #batman x superman #superman/batman #batman/superman #superman #batman #clark kent #bruce wayne #ace the bathound #krypto the superdog #super pets

[mavrocke]

they're so me coded

#superman #batman #clark kent #bruce wayne #superbat #autistic bruce wayne #this is a redraw of a meme I saw on pinterest if anybody knows who originally made it please tell me #batman x superman

[blackbatbbg]

Imagine being this gay episode 01?

Ain’t no one gonna point out that the bat wears healed boots. it’s because superman is taller than him and he can just not accept it.

#no cause fr this was episode 1 #justice league #justice league animated #batman #superman #superbat #batman x superman #superman x batman

[mylifeisfruk4ever]

Bruce: I like you Clark: you... You like me?? Bruce: Yes. Please don't make me say it again

#au #fanfiction #bruce wayne #clark kent #superbattinson #superbat #batman x superman #superman x batman #superman and batman #friends to lovers #battinson #bruce x clark #quote #the batman #worlds finest #superman

[icantdrawrt]

HaWkMaNs MaRrIeD

Like this entire comic series isn’t Batman shamelessly flirting with Superman

I see you gay boy

#superbat #superman #batman #batman x superman #batman/superman worlds finest #batman superman world's finest #mega gay #gay #i know what you are #denial is a river in egypt