Still on the felt and embroidery train. Finished this Batman x Joker plush heart a last week. About 4" x 4.75."
Not sure what to do with it after making it.
Despite how small it is, my Black Adam plushie is taking too long.
>_<;;
bitches be like "wHy Do YoU bUy So MaNy ClOtHeS, yOu NeVEr LeAvE tHe HoUsE"
bitch how abt i lock you in my basement for the next 40 years and make you eat nothing but crickets and roaches while you slowly go insane watching every memory and trace of your existence dissipate as your loved ones happily go on with their lives without you.
Weapon of choice: This is it in this part of the issue that Dick does anything. I've noticed Dick even back then gets sidelined a lot in Joker stories. I mean they drove twice in this and Bruce drove both times. They really manufactured the BatmanxJoker dynamic even back then, I just found it interesting.
A Earth-16 teaser! When you have a bad day, kisses make the bad clouds go away… ps. dont tell Alfie about the shredded couch afterwards, poor mad had to replace it 3x already XD. #batjokes #thebatman #thejoker #batmanxjoker
I feel like if you take batmanXJoker like a serious ship, where you want them to like to be romantically together that ruins everything that's interesting about their dynamic. You have to change both of them so deeply to have a world where they date. Like someone's morals and ideals has to win over the others in that scenario.
Like yes, There homoerotic tension is there but that ultimately just adds to what's already going on, why change something that's already so interesting and compelling?
exactly what im saying. batman and the joker are obsessed with each other in a bit of a homoerotic way but they would never like, get coffee. im sorry to say this but its very much a kismesis moment
--Introduction--
WARNING!!! WARNING!!! This one shot is a bit of a HARDCORE-ish Yaoi. It's never too late to back out. I can't say that I didn't warn you. :3 But If you're brave enough, enjoy then!
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This is Joker and the creator published an entry from my diary. She did bribe me with a slutty picture of Batman so I figured it was a good bargain. Snitches get stitches~!
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This one-shot all came out of my imagination. I didn't copy it or anything. Creating one-shot Yaoi is my guilty pleasure. Hope you enjoy it!
Words: 469, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English
Fandoms: Batman (Comics), Joker: Killer Smile (Comics)
Rating: Explicit
Warnings: Rape/Non-Con
Categories: M/M
Characters: Bruce Wayne, Joker (DCU)
Relationships: Joker (DCU) & Bruce Wayne
Additional Tags: Yaoi, Romance, Oneshot, BatmanxJoker - Freeform, Joker (DCU) Has Issues, Batman References, Smut, Hardcore
sometimes i forget batjokes is the name of the batmanxjoker ship and get excited because hell yes i want to hear a bat joke and then there's no joke :(