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battledroidfingers · 2 years
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miss fingers How do u feel about din x jar Jar
what a classic ship
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i actually cried AND threw up while making this
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schlorbe · 3 years
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would u rather
see two hutts get in a fistfight
or
remove hunter's crusty bandana
Well in this decision i would like to weigh out the pros and cons.
Scenario 1:
pros:
-hutt on hutt action
- no physical consequences for me
cons:
-no schlorbe on hutt action
Scenario 2:
pros:
- i get to bully hunter
- i get to whack him with his crusty headband
- i might shove it into his mouth or summ that would be funny
cons:
- i’ll never look at him the same way again
- i would like to have gloves though. i do not want to know what other uses that headkerchief has.
The decision: i would like to remove hunters headband. It would be funny to bully him, and i feel like seeing two hurts fight would awaken something in me. Thank you for this insightful and unique question battledroidfingers. Of course the best outcome would be a battledroidfingers and schlorbe fistfight.
Sincerely,
Schlorbe
Sent from my iphone
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battledroidfingers deactivated. there is no good on this earth
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battledroidfingers · 2 years
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Glow (A Tech x Reader Drabble)
pairing: tech x gn!reader
rating: g / fluff w romantic themes!!
word count: 281
notes: just reposting this old fic from before i got rid of my original blog lol!! hope u enjoy :)
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You had only been working with the Bad Batch for a few weeks, and they were unlike any clones you had ever met. Crosshair didn’t seem to mind you, Wrecker seemed to like you (though you were a little afraid he might knock you over!), and Hunter was very kind. One of the boys, however, stood out among the rest: Tech.
You worked with Tech regularly. You were tasked to help him keep track of his data, issue reminders, and help analyze his experiments. You were like a lab assistant, secretary, and personal encyclopedia all rolled up into one.
His inquisitive nature absolutely captivated you. You could spend all day answering his questions and indulging his curiosity. Nothing made your heart swell more than Tech’s bright eyes and calm smile.
He was handsome too- his brown hair had a soft tinge of red to it, and his eyes sparkled in the light from hyperspace. His round glasses complimented his chiseled jawline, and when he leaned over to look at you, you felt like you were short circuiting.
Tech was enamored with you.
He couldn’t take his gaze off of you. His slender fingers darted up to touch you, and you lit up inside. He smiled softly, strong hands wrapped around your sides. You swore his face glowed when he touched you, and you felt as if you were coming to life in his grasp.
The moment was exhilarating- you wished you could spend the rest of your life cradled in Tech’s supple hands, staring into his curious eyes-
“Tech, put down the kriffing datapad and fly the ship!” Tech rolled his eyes at Hunter, tossing you aside onto the bunk.
Sigh.
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battledroidfingers · 2 years
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episode 3 🤩
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battledroidfingers · 2 years
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You should totally bully tech hes a NERD
what an ABSOLUTE nerd
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in fact, this jigsaw-puzzle-hairlined, chronic ipad user, refrigerator backpack-wearing mf looks SUSPICIOUSLY like an apple juice drinker
someone buy him some glasses that don't look like the nerf brand toddler "night vision" safety goggles
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battledroidfingers · 2 years
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Sea of Sand (A Boba Fett X GN!Reader Fluff Drabble)
pairing: boba fett x gn!reader
rating: g / fluff w romantic themes!!
word count: idk not that many it's just a short thing because i was TOTALLY crushing on sarlacc pit boba
warnings: the book of boba fett episode 1 spoilers ahead!!! stop now if you haven't seen it yet!!
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Boba Fett was a complicated man.
Tatooine's unrelenting desert went on for miles, blasting at your textured face and eroding at your edges until you felt smooth, blinded and buried by the sands.
You remember the hot suns, the acid of the ground. The Mandalorian's rough fingers seemed to claw away at the darkness surrounding you, and, despite the planet's eternal brightness, you felt as though you were experiencing light for the first time.
His gaze was thirsty, and his piercing brown eyes revealed a man of discipline and strength. You remember the scars that criss-crossed his face like the dune sea itself, vast and dry, fearsome yet exquisitely beautiful. He was truly competent, with evident strength of both mind and body as he seemed to plunge his hands into your very heart. Boba Fett begged for everything within you to spill forth, a splash of silver clarity against the desert sand.
It didn't last long. Almost as soon as he found you, you were torn from his parched grasp. "Easy youngling, I need some water," he grumbled. That damned kid poured the rest of you directly into his creepy pet's mouth, (get wrecked lol).
taglist: @schlorbe <33
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battledroidfingers · 2 years
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i think we can all agree that this guy sucks
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battledroidfingers · 2 years
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my art
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battledroidfingers · 2 years
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merry xmas 💗 battledroidfingers
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battledroidfingers · 2 years
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today's mood: unreasonable crush on cobb vanth (as usual)
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battledroidfingers · 2 years
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light of my life…..
a welcome back present 💗
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wow he looks so scrumptious in this image
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battledroidfingers · 2 years
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reblog if ur down bad for the letter T
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battledroidfingers · 2 years
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a fresh homecooked meme from the airport
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ha ha
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battledroidfingers · 2 years
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(battledroidfingers unironic thoughts™)
how to kill a sith
I think the only way to really kill a sith is to first NOT kill a sith.
As we know, the force moves darkly around a being that is about to kill. It's an event that is extremely evident in the force's energetic field. So, it's incredibly easy for someone so attuned to the dark side to notice that dark energy change and defend accordingly. That's why they're so hard to beat- they can already feel you before you make a move.
The answer to this? Bring a friend. Your friend should go hide somewhere nearby, and they should ensure that you don't know where they are. Then, engage your sith enemy in battle alone. Be sure to have the intention to kill- your presence should be glaringly distracting.
Towards the climax of your fight, your friend should find a way to disable the sith from a distance. This could be accomplished with a stun shot or a tranquilizer dart, or any weapon meant to impair but not execute. This action will catch your sith enemy off guard, weakening them and enabling you to more easily deliver the final blow.
someone nerdier than me pls dissect this plan and tell me if it's fatally flawed 😚😻🤩
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battledroidfingers · 2 years
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i must begin 2022 by bullying tech
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best wishes 💓💓
love, your heartfelt enemy,
battledroidfingers
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