So… I did a thing…
Modern Ghosts University AU!
Go with me on this!
They all live together in first year Uni halls in the UK, they all study different things, and they’re all neurodivergent and queer!
You’ve got Robin, Humphrey, Mary, Kitty, Thomas, Fanny, Captain, Pat and Julian, and the plague ghosts all live in the same building as them!
Robin’s studying aerospace engineering because MOONAH.
Convince me that Humphrey isn’t studying history and writes his dissertation on feminism throughout history. He’s also doing french as a side subject.
Mary’s studying agriculture because her strict, cultish family wanted her to. She soon realises she wants to study film/media so drops agriculture in her second year.
Kitty is absolutely a theatre student and you can’t convince me otherwise.
Thomas is the most regent English student you’ve ever seen, with dozens of copies of pride and prejudice. Also the most bisexual, he/they mess of a human.
Fanny is a criminologist. Murder. She. Wrote. Need I go on?
Captain is studying sport. You heard me right. Sport. Steering clear of gay stereotypes here. Man was a soldier. He was athletic. He fought in wars. He loved to exercise even in death. He’s a sporty bish🤌
Pat - without a doubt - is studying primary school teaching. It just fits him so very well. Looking after kiddos and all that jazz.
Julian - obviously - is studying politics. He makes everyone aware every single day that he was suppose to go to Cambridge, and is the student who turns up late with starbies.
Oh yeah, and the plague ghosts are all theatre nerds who sing into the night, annoying every member of the house aside from Kitty.
Alison and Mike absolutely turn up in second year too. Alison’s studying business and Mike’s a music major.
I want to write this shit, but my fanfic days are far from over😭 halp?😂
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Arthur: Is there something wrong with you?
Merlin: I've been on a horse all day.
Arthur: Is your little bottom sore?
Merlin: Yes. It's not as fat as yours.
Arthur: [laughs] You know, you've got a lot of nerve, for a wimp.
Merlin: I may be a wimp, but at least I'm not a... dollop-head.
Arthur: There's no such word.
Merlin: It's idiomatic.
Arthur: It's what?
Merlin: You need to be more in touch with the people.
Arthur: Describe "dollop-head."
Merlin: In two words?
Merlin: Uh... Prince Arthur.
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