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#bbc merlin incorrect quotes
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arthur: this is leon. he is loyal to camelot. he is noble and honest and just. he has always been at my side. he is one of the best knights in camelot and-
merlin: this is gwaine, i found him in the trash.
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am0o5 · 10 months
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Merlin: Kissing can burn 26 calories per minute, wanna work out with me?
Arthur, offended: Are you calling me fat???
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Arthur: in light of what you did to me, you can hug me for four to five seconds
Merlin: FOURTY FIVE SECONDS?
Arthur: No! Four to five seconds
Merlin: TOO LATE
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krug3r2312 · 9 months
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*at a tavern, all super drunk*
Arthur *stumbling*: w’at you say ‘bout me?
Random drunk guy: I said ‘your a right prat ain’t ya?’
Merlin: HEY! *staggers over to the man and glares up at him, swaying on his feet* no one calls my prat a prat
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Merlin: I was thinking I'd do some magic- Arthur: You? Magic? Merlin, it says talent show.
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lesbicosmos · 11 months
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Merlin: Do you know what Uther's problem was?
Morgana: A lack of honour?
Gwen: Rotten parenting skills?
Gwaine: A receding hairline?
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underaged-sorcerer · 1 year
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arthur: old woman!
merlin: man
arthur: man, sorry, what Knight lives in that castle over there?
merlin: I'm 37
arthur: what?
merlin: I'm 37, I'm not old
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Merlin: Look guys, I need help.
Gwaine: Love help?
Arthur: Financial help?
Gwen: Emotional help?
Morgana: Help moving a body?
[Everyone looks at Morgana]
Morgana: What?
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justaferalcrow · 10 months
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Merlin (bbc) Characters As Things My Friends And I Have Said
Gwaine: I actually almost set something on fire this morning 😎 Percival: Something as in himself. Arthur: I think you just killed the rest of the braincells I had for today. Gwaine: You're only willing to jump off a cliff if you die in the process?? Elyan: Sure, it'll end before I know it. Gwaine: Change of plans, we're bungee jumping. You bring the cords I bring the snacks. Merlin: WHAT KIND OF SOCIOPATH JUST DRINKS BEAN SOUP??? Arthur: I need one of two things right now, eight hours of sleep or an ungodly amount of caffeine. Since the sleep isn’t going to happen, I better go search for some coffee. Gwaine: So now you're gonna kill me for the aesthetic? Leon: Bank tellers do voodoo? Percival: 'Cause who needs a spine, right? Gwaine: YEET THE CHILD Gwaine: I'd be willing to die if it meant someone would name a dog after me. Merlin: Steal the doggo. Arthur: How do you expect a horse to be a politician? Merlin: Idk what to eat. Gaius: I'd suggest food. Gwaine: Kill the Spanish with a sickle. Percival: The language, not the people, don't worry. We're not racist. Merlin: Coffee shouldn't be defiled by the evil that is milk and sugar. It should be pure. Stimulating. A slap in the face to wake you up. Bitter to sustain you. It shouldn't be a pleasure. It should be a privilege. Arthur: IT'S GARLANDS YOU ABSOLUTE BABBLING FOOL! Merlin: NO, IT'S BUNTING, EVERYONE SHOULD CALL THEM BUNTING! Gwaine: NO, IT'S FLAG THINGIES! Percival: GUYS, THEY'RE TRIANGLES! Gwaine: gasp You're right though. Merlin: Another one of my friends wants me to kidnap her, we have a whole trip planned. Gwen: Milk is an ingredient, not a beverage.
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gryffsposts · 2 years
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Wow, I was just scrolling throught pinterest and found these in the comment section
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staledirt87 · 1 year
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Merlin: Y'know, Arthur, if I were you I would be much nicer to servants, they have full access to all of your food and drink.
Arthur: MERlin! I'd have half a mind to have you executed for treason just for that!
Merlin: Unfortunately sire, I have it on good authority you only have a quarter. Here's your dinner, prat
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the best type of soulmate fics???
oh you mean any that have this exhcnage
arthur: well my mark is a bird - as if thats supposed to hlep me narrow it down and find my soulmate :(
merlin: a bird?
arthur: yeah a falcon i think
merlin: can i see?
arthur:
arthur: sure maybe you’ll have a better chance at figuring out what it means
*shows mark*
merlin: *gasp*
arthur: what?
merlin: a bird ???
arthur: yeah??? a falcon
merlin: a merlin, dumbass
arthur:
arthur: oh
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am0o5 · 10 months
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Merlin: 2 years ago I married my best friend.
Merlin: Arthur is still mad about it, but Gwaine and I were drunk and thought it was hilarious.
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Arthur: is something burning?
Merlin: *leaning over seductively* just my desire for you
Arthur: Merlin, the toaster is on fire
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krug3r2312 · 2 years
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Arthur: MERLIN!
Merlin *jumping awake and falling to the floor*: ahh, what? what is it what'd I miss?
Arthur: care to explain what your doing sleeping when your supposed to be polishing my armour for the feast tonight?
Merlin: well, Gaius told me never to give up on my dreams...so I went back to sleep
Arthur: ...mErLin!
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Arthur: You disgust me. Gawain: *eating a kitkat sideways* I realize this and don’t care.
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