Changed my pfp…feel like it’s closer to who I am as a person…
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this is some shit the parents of a possessed kid in a horror movie would find on the floor in his room in a pile of demented haunted crayola art
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im going to listen to drake and live in absolute ignorance… goodnight.
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Thank u drake for releasing the new album so we can get some new fresh bbl drake content
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Jason Todd poem.
Hi my name is Jason and this is my story
Buckle up yall cause it’s bout to get gory
Gory, what glory, no glory in this story
Cause your grandma and other assorted important people are boutta be shot by my gun.
Gun. Glock. On lock. Grock.
Groot? Grogu, groku.
All dead. I shot them in the head. This isn’t baby disney time this is GOTHAM! Take your sensitive ass back to Detroit.
Gottem .
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(Pause)
His mama be hitting him .
Papa be hitting him .
Booty be shitting him.
Joker too, but that crazy man should be in the loony bin.
Trauma got me fucked up, my mama got me fucked up
damien got locked up, it's like Hakuna Matata
More like hakuno manono.
Cause ma-nono one survives Gotham, but by god I’ve got big ma-tatas.
And Because I’ve met gotham and he’s really mean. He hurt my feelings. I’ll kill him..
So don’t go tattlin.
I always got shit for my booty, the constipated gangster.
Batman Called me flat, I said bitch smell you later.
Took my ass to the store, called batman a whore, got my ass beat now the hospitals in store.
Called joker a whore he said HAHA my middle name is bbl all serious..
To that I said bro youve gyat to be delirious
Because real eyes realize real guys.
Delirious,I was Curious, how the joker bagged Harley Quinn
Furious cause no way he had a penis anything but thin
So I called he r up, asked her for the deets.Cause I’m nosy
She said HAHAHA and said well-
and I said
I killed your grandmother in gotham.
Cause no one is safe from me…
No one…
Not even anyone… not even Batman or gotham.
And maybe I was the joker all along.
And the bat man too
And possibly green Lantern but I need to test my poo
No one is safe..
Not even you.
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I wanna start a rumor. Drake is wearing baggy clothes for a few months now and he had a little belly, do you think he is pregnant?
yes
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write him a letter or schedule a conjugal visit or something still on my brain like miss tina snow ended all haters
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Niggas caught me being lazy once okay so what 😞
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