This is the main reason I was gone folks! An official "cover" for BURGRR Tower, a crossover project between the (previously) long lost creepypasta and the funny pizza game. I should back on the story soon, so be patient!
Ok, so I came across one of Harmburger's old designs where he had human legs apposed to his current minced meat ones.
Now normally the design change could be explained on however someone looks/perceives him, but my singular celled mind came up with a more cursed answer to this.
His meat legs are socks.
You now all have permission to throw car batteries at my head/j
fern: melody from gravity falls
dr. phage: professor milton yoolip from awesomenauts
willis: toad from the first couple of mario party games
isaac: centipeetle from su
dr. mizer: i know he doesnt actually ‘talk’ but i imagine his emoji-speech sounding like eyes from nuclear throne
jay: patrick bateman (of course)
dr. man: gman
stone slab: ol’ gil from the simpsons
crash: bill cipher
dr. fleagood: team rocket meowth
bbq girll: adult tiny tina
dr. tori: this specific sigourney weaver voice
chip (pre-coreswap): spamton
chip (post-coreswap): max focus from awesomenauts
dr. balmer: plankton from spongebob
miss: streamer meowriza (warning: NSFW joke in link)
celia: princess bubblegum from adventure time
lacey: sid the sloth from ice age
magdolene: sandy cheeks (this one’s a given)
cheryl: ms. botz from the simpsons
dr. gynnie: william murderface from metalocalypse
prof. lexicovermus: winston payne from ace attorney
dinea: white diamond from su with the accent of “when will you wear wigs” interviewer guy
ive been adding taka as one of my good wageslave personas. it is really inspiring me to work better by thinking about how the Ultimate Moral Compass would be effective at work. like how bbq girll in my head kept me sane while working at mcdonalds
assorted roleswap au doodes, which is very self indulgent & stars jay as the single dad protag with a missing kid. some context under the cut. did i mention this is extremely self indulgent.
1) jay and his newborn babby girl, years before the events of the hospital takes place. there’s a whole story behind how baby blue came to be, but that means i gotta tread waist-deep into the headcanons i have for jaybird. long story short, less than a year after divorcing karen, he is urged by good natured coworkers who tire of seeing his miserable ass work day in and day out to get back into the dating game-- only to come back out with babb. oops.
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2) panel redraw; post-cafeteria arc, which is the equivalent of the morgue arc here. for a bit of backstory: flair planted seeds to strain the burgrr crew’s relationship that led to them separating, that left an open gateway for her to successfully hijack the conceptual core of the cafeteria zone and fulfill her never-ending greed for more,more and more profit.
back at the hospital, flair is nothing more than a fun-sized pin. jay could easily kick her across the room.
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3-4) jay being appreciated by his new companions, whom he supposes aren’t so bad.
he shows up to the cafeteria, meets the burgrr gang one by one, gets ‘em to reconcile, get ‘adopted’ by said gang, and teamed up to take down this Soulless Corporate Witch™ to take back their much beloved kitchen...all by sheer accident. they sure took to heart his rant about his shitty job back at the gray...
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5) gynnie’s a new pal he finds in the plank maze, gynecologist and former head of the maternity ward- which she cant go back to, as she knows in current hospital conditions she’d likely be a threat to him than help. she is kind and patient with jay, as she is with everyone she comes across, but she also knows when to be firm when the latter acts out irrationally.
Merry Christmas of Hearth Warming Eve and Happy New Year. how do you like my new work style for my art. I'm still practice with some tools on photoshop 2021 version and let me tell what happened to my brain (No, I don't have cancer or Dementia). I just can't find any characters to draw for holiday. I do this every year before holidays. I'm starting to get artblock coming to my brain which lead me to do nothing! I haven't draw single picture cuz that stupid coronavirus pandemic and everyone just ignored sign which lead them to kill themselves. Hopefully, next year will be ok and if it doesn't work, what can we do
Wayne (or Decres), Somsnosa, & Tyro (c) @masonlindroth