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teaijo · 5 months
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random twst headcanons
jamil has definitely been scared awake in the middle of the night from nightmares about bugs
kalim never remembers what he needs to search on google and spends like 5 minutes thinking, before giving up and he finally remembers when he’s with jamil (and ends up asking him instead)
deuce is wasian
cater has less than 20 followers on magicam
trey ate toothpaste as a kid, and wanted to make a cake with toothpaste as icing before his parents shut down the idea
when ace wants to hold hands with someone, he purposely makes them hold his ungloved right hand so he can feel their hands more
malleus has a soft spot for tiny animals, but they always seem to run away from him and that makes him sad
^ it makes him salty that small animals always approach silver despite him not doing anything
idia looks down on people for not knowing things he literally just learnt a few days ago
“imagine not knowing what [random tv show/game] is 🤓🤓🤓” (he only looked it up last night bc he thought one of the characters was hot)
riddle can identify each and every seasoning used in the food he eats (we can thank his monochrome spiceless household)
integers is half the reason why deuce is failing at math
epel the typa guy to sleep with socks on
jack unironically reposts cringy workout motivational quotes on his story/status,, he seems so passionate about them so noone ever says anything…
leona wears the most gaudy things ever as pyjamas, either that or he hits the hay butt naked
lilia’s fashion style ranges from Hot Topic Mall Goth to Soccer Dad with pants way too small for him to twitch streamer with absolutely zero drip
deuce believes that girls Cannot fart… he thinks its biologically impossible
rook runs a neige fansite on twitter and attends all his events when he can to post updates and photos of neige, he’s been accused of being a sasaeng/stalker by other neige fans multiple times (he can’t help it, that’s jus how he is 😢😢)
the phone crowley gave to the prefect in book 4 was so cheap that the battery completely drains in only 5 hours
vargas probably got salmonella more than once from eating too many raw eggs
vil cannot stand the taste of runny egg yolks
might add more when i feel like it, hope u liked them 👍
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BACK ON IT WIT DA HEADCANONS 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️
Y’all already know what tf is going on. Modern AU, silly headcanons, everyone is alive and well, blah blah blah.
Previous sillies: 1 2 3 4 5
Aight see u unda da cut 😼
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-John definitely cried at the dinner table trying to do his math homework with Dutch
Dutch is absolutely like ‘WHY WOULD THEY CHANGE THE WAY THEY DO MATH!!!!!’ While John is like “I😭don’t😭know😭😭”
-John joined the middle school track team but ate shit on the hurdles so he quit
-John was absolutely the kid who always leaned back in his chair
He fell once and hit his head and to this day that teacher uses him as an example
-John was a pain in Arthur’s ass but when Arthur was a senior and John was a freshman Arthur beat up some kids for being mean to his baby brother :((((
-Jack is a Roblox kid for SUREEEE
John used to play it with him but the obbys pissed him off so much he had to take a walk
-Jack was also a Percy Jackson kid. Argue with the wall!!!!
-during Jack’s wannabe emo phase he got a fake earring and it gave him an allergic reaction
He cried :(
John and Abi, being reformed emo kids, held in their laughter until that night after Jack went to sleep
-speaking of emo. John definitely had shaggy long hair that he parted so it was across his forehead, and Abigail had cool bangs with like blue tips or something
She definitely put eyeliner on him at some point
They both had MySpace usernames like Xx._Fallen.Angel._xX
-Abigail has more than one stupid stick and poke tattoo that John gave her when they were like 19
They are CORNY and POORLY DONE but she secretly loves them :’)
-Despite being the younger of the two Dutch is much less tech-literate than Hosea
He understands Facebook. It’s one of like… 3 apps on his phone
His camera roll is filled with accidental photos
-these two have SO MANY DECORATIVE PILLOWS
-Hosea is such a Frank Sinatra lover!!!!!!!
They danced to Strangers in the Night at their wedding :’)
-Hosea was absolutely the parent that’s sitting in the dark when their kid tries to sneak out and they’re like “going somewhere?”
-shoutout to this person because YEAH
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-a crazy night in the Morgan-Smith household means staying up until 10:00 PM watching a documentary about whales
-both of these men are the biggest babies when they’re sick. Common cold = death
-if Jack was a Percy Jackson kid then Isaac was probably into Ancient Egypt or dinosaurs
Charles and Arthur are good dads so they listen to him spew facts and they’re like “wow! Cool, buddy!!!!!”
Even now that he’s a teenager they still remember random facts :)
-Arthur LIVES for unbuckling his belt and settling into a recliner after a big meal
-These fools are so in love and constantly bring each other trinkets :’)
“Saw this and thought of you” and it’s like a mystery Lego pack
I think we’ll stop there for tonight but hehehehe I love these soooo much. Does anyone want me to start bringing OTHER characters into this universe😲??? or do we wanna just keep it to the VanDerMatthews/Marston family/Charthur cinematic universe. Y’all know I can get silly and funky with anyone.
ALSO!!!!!! If anyone has an idea for a name of this universe plzzzzz let me know bc I think that would be fun :D okay bye!!!!!!
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tumblasha · 2 months
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izuku "blessed" panel moment
those of you who follow me on my irl twitter may have read say the title of this blogpost in one of my tweets. the actual reference is to a panel in my hero academia where midoriya izuku is eating dinner with his classmates and reflects on his current enjoyment of life (his mentor is proud of him, his love interest is talking to him, he's gaining control of his superpowers / quirks). it all culminates in this moment where he says in one panel "i am too...", leading to the panel i'm referencing: "blessed" (then there's a joke bc one of the characters is trying to ask him for some sauce on the table and izuku is too distracted lmao).
i used to tweet this out whenever i spent some random night with college friends: we'd prob be drunk in the kitchen and watching tv. this panel is the last of izuku's thoughts we see before He Literally Starts Fighting The Big Bad TM In A War, and that's how i saw college graduation (i used to see it as a big separator from those friends / ppl i'd never see again).
now i think abt this panel more often but with less of the Fighting A War aspect. mostly bc i AM seeing my friends after graduation!!! i've already visited some of y'all and i'll see others later this year :))
here's a list of some of those moments where i'm just grateful for existing:
my lesbian cats sleeping next to me on the couch, occasionally waking up to stretch / snuggle closer to me
drinking with my roommate and her best friend
the kid i'm volunteer-tutoring to read is doing so well! and i'm helping her with some math too!!
re-learning french for my friend who "doesn't like speaking english in big cities" lol
eating some really good food + reading a really good book
having the power to plan vacations to see ppl (esp M in the spring + K in the summer!)
putting up polaroids of the cats on the fridge
giving my parents Nice Presents
my teammates they/them-ing me during team meetings
(and prob so many more i'm forgetting)
idk, feeling slightly emotional on this friday night
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that-wasnt-so-bad · 6 months
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i know you said help bc blorbos are giving you feels but i'm going to do the opposite and make the brainrot worse by asking about them mwahaha!
can you talk more about Ace and Aurora? How do they first meet?
I know I said 'when I awake', and it's um... *looks at clock and does some maths* practically 1ten hours later, but! Here I be! I am in awe at the gall of you Mango, but your tag for my tragic clone drowning humours me too greatly and your interest has me, so I forgive you entirely XD (I was never ever mad at this do not worry, I quietly laughed in sleepy state and stayed awake ten minutes thinking about it XDDDDD) (I must say, I continued some of season 2 and I cried when Rex got shot, and then I cried at the clone that became a farmer and was happy and a dad and I'm so darn Emotionally Affected by these silly Jango Clones. All of them are so tragic.... if I did not create my man, Ace, oooooooof Rex would have a very tight vice on me. How dare he do this to me. Also got a long playlist you may or may not enjoy here though beware I'm going to try to while it down..... it shouldn't be 7hours. ) Ace and Aurora... the half-tragic pair. I mentioned in my really long pst first introducing him (here) where he and Aurora first met, but it was a little all over the place and info vomit with a lot of words!
Aurora half went against orders to investigate Geonosis after picking up Obi-Wan's signal, but she wasn't in time to hear anything. She was told of the situation but the Jedi Council told her to wait despite her being in a nearby system with her Padawan (Otros Dill, who I think I made a Nautalin.... ie, Kit Fisto.... don't remember....not too important right now). She doesn't have a good feeling about it, especially because this is Obi-Wan Kenobi, and if it isn't Anakin pulling him into trouble... it's him getting himself into trouble (it's the charm). She's sneaking into the arena when the others arrive, but she's ahead of them. Kit Fisto is amused by her being there, he can't be mad. And Mace Windu simply has to accept she is used to being sent out to rescue Kenobi and Skywalkers quite often.
At any rate, the battle in the arena half gets underway but he doesn't do anything until Mace does, so she doesn't get in trouble. However, she does use the force to lift a broken section of a pillar and lobs it at said Geonosians so they don't surround Obi-Wan (aka, the bestie she has feelings for. Just does a vastly superior job at hiding it than Anakin ever does towards Padmé. And she also swears it's not a reciprocated bestie relationship but oh well).
Then Yoda comes with the gunships full of Clones. On one said gunship, there's Ace (or CT ARC01 at this point). He's a sniper by trade first, and he's taking out droids and the locals. He sees her getting into dire straits, separated from her Padawan and the other Jedi. She's losing energy and has an injured right arm leading to less accurate and powerful lightsaber movement and more reliance on the force (which is difficult when she's tired after no sleep between tough missions and says of flying in space). His instinct is to do what he can to give cover for her to rejoin the group.
The gunship lands near her. Ostross helps her in and she does the same in turn. They're on their way to the main battle whilst the team medic gets to patching her (multiple) wounds with plasters that have slow-release bacta. This is where Aurora decides to start a conversation since they are getting shot at. She may as well know them a little.
Got a bit of fic for you (dividers from here) with most of it under a read more! Someone should save Ace from himself because he decided to go down this route, not me.
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"Sniper," Aurora tilted her head up, gesturing to the soldier standing in front of her, "what's your name?"
"CT ARC01, Sir... Ma'am... Milady...." A quick salute after a stuttered start. "Us Clones don't have names. Only serial numbers." "Like products in a shop." The comment was inward on her part with a shake of her head, but they were here now. There was nothing she could do about it. "Well, we can't have you nameless. You're a good shot... who trained you?"
"Myself and half of the men here were trained by who we all look like, Ma'am."
"I thought you sounded like that bounty hunter down in the arena... Mandalorian, so say. At least, the armour was." Her lips quirked up to one side. "A god shot, zero one sounds like at least one of the first... trained by Jango Fett if that voice is anything to go by..." She hummed, If only they weren't being shot at so she could see his face... look into his eyes, try to figure him out. Each clone in the ship had a different presence in the force... His seemed stronger.
Louder.
Begging to be known.
"Master?" "Ace." The helmet didn't move, but she sensed his surprise. "In cads, the Ace wins you the game. In talent, it's pretty damn good. These men look to you for leadership, Sir. They follow you without complaint They look up to you. To them, you're ace at everything you do. To me, that is a name only for you."
The gunner shook at impact. Her arm was dragged downward, pulling her down to the floor. She kept her hand tight upon the med, her left outstretching and grasping the doorway to keep them both up.
"We've been hit. It's going to be a bumpy landing, Sir!"
"Keep her steady as best you can!" Ace was quick, manually closing the blast door of her opposing side. "I'll give you covering fire!" "I'd think help would be just as valuable here, Commander." Her brows furrowed, wit dry as she tried to heave herself and an armoured clone up. "Otherwise this blast door can't close."
"Master Jedi, I can't hold on... much longer..."
"Yes, you can, Lieutenant." Aurora gritted her teeth and closed her eyes. She tightened her grip upon the clone's hand and dragged her right arm up until two clones could take their brother from her. Ostros, ow coming round from his hit, blearily moved toward her.
"Master!" His hands took her wrists. "I've got you!"
"Force lift me into here. My fingers can't hold on much longer than this."
"No need, Ma'am." She was lifted almost easily by the combined efforts of Ostros and another Clone. Ace... His arm strength was most certainly that of a sniper. No wonder why he chose it. "Last blast door closing!"
"Master, are you okay?"
"Yes, Ostros, I'm alright. But you are not ready for a battlefield, my young Padawn."
"No one is." He gave a smile. something cheeky in nature. She could not refuse to return it. He seemed happy with it.
"Stay with the medic so your head can get checked out. We're going to have to" another hit. "Every clone, including you pilot, get around me!" From a pouch upon her belt, she took out a small gadget,. A mini shield generator. "Ostros, you too."
Aurora placed the magnetised device upon the very top of Ace's helmet, as it was the tallest thing in the small space, and activated it without a moment to spare. Metal tore and scratched at impact. The smell of embers and smoke was acrid within her throat and nostrils.
It jerked and shifted, tilting and igniting faster with each bullet shot at it.
They had to get out.
Now.
With focus and an outstretched hand, she forced the door open. Her head popped out for a fleeting moment before it ducked again. Another hit nearby sent it rolling again, breaking further and further.
"They. Have. Tanks!?" One of the clones groaned in annoyance. "We landed in the hottest zone!?"
"We haven't landed yet, trooper!" Aurora hissed at impact upon her injured arm. "Commander Ace, any ideas?"
"We need to take out the tanks! Cause a diversion of some kind!" A sigh. "I have explosives! If we could put them beneath their artillery, it could do something!"
"Ostros?"
"It's all we have, Master! I'm going with it! But how do we stop rolling!?
"Already thought of that!" With both her hands, she forced the ripped hull apart and dispersed the sections into the droid lines, causing a level of unforeseen carnage: tanks turning, circles on legs topping with laser cutting through the separatist armies and all kinds of transport.
Droids.
"Now then, Ace. let's see how well Mister Fett trained you, shall we?2
"Ma'am?"
"You're going to cover me whilst I plant the explosives and cause much more chaos." Her lips curved upwards in challenge. "Unless you wish to stay here, that is?"
"Right, Ma'am. As you wish! On my way!"
It was nice to see him act so freshly. To see these troopers didn't have everything already within their experiences. To know they, too, had first mission nerves and uncertainties. She could work with that...
"Ostros, ensure nothing happens to them or you."
"Of course, Master."
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Ace looked at the brunette, grateful his helmet hid his face. Not that he looked at her with scrutiny or a blankness. Indeed, he didn't look at the now certainly injured Jedi in anything except... awe. To use the force on her own to cause tanks to lilt enough that they fall. To break into them and take down the cankers within. To come out and sneak under many with explosives and still escape to him just in time to escape the worst of the blast.
Not that she escaped it entirely, but at least the cuts were largely superficial despite the stings. Even so, as she was thrown into the air she used the force to push him back to safety.
A thank you, he supposed, for taking down the twenty tanks and speeders trying to get her. Although, she did raise a hand to him with a salute. A thank you, then? He took it as such.
"Ma'am." he hurriedly crouched in front of her, caring less about his shot shoulder to keep her steady. "You're bleeding. You need medical attention."
"As do you, friend." He blinked. F...Friend? "Take off your helmet?"
He blinked, hurridly. "Ma'am? Thre's nothing to see... we all look the same under armour..."
"Perhaps to those who don't know any different."
She gave him a smile. A kind one. If it wasn't for how well he could think, he would have thought she was doing a mind trick on him. He did as he was requested, lifting the stained helmet to reveal his face.
Ace averted the gaze of his eyes to his right and down, staring at the top of his helmet, tracing the scorch marks upon it.
"You have no need to feel nervous, but I understand. It feels wrong. Weird. Strange. No one takes much notice of Clones. Why would they when the only people who have known them, are each other and their creators?"
He swallowed. "It's... not just that, Ma'am... It's..." He closed his eyes with a sigh. "I know Jedi can sense individuals... and al around us are the dead. Both my brothers and your own..."
"Ineed..." Her voice was quiet. "If I were to focus too intently, I would feel life fading. I would feel pain. Anguish... Anger. I feel your sorrow strongly, Ace." He almost recoiled his hand from her comforting ones. A touch he didn't have before today. "I sense the padawan of a friend of mine hurts greatly. I sense my friend's relief that his Padawan is alive. I sense the Padawan's relief of another being alright. It is... a lot to feel at once."
He looked behind his shoulder in thought. He shouldn't ask it of her, but... if he was to be he Commander she had so called him, he needed to know his brothers on his squad. "Can you sense the general feelings of my boys?"
There was a moment. A moment he took to look at her. Pale skin was losing the redness from sweat and effort. Dried blood was blurred and smudged into her cheek. Blood was caked in her left brow and he knew it hurt to move by her lack of animation. Her eyes were closed, revealing eyeshadow the was half faded and smudge on eye, broken up from oil and sweat on the other where skin naturally creased. Veins showed below, matching those within the blue beneath her eyes.
Somehow, the blush of a faded, burnt red orange seemed to only stay towards the temples, clinging on faintly with its last breather, due to it's depth of tone. Lips were a deep pink red when he first saw her, though not as vibrant as it had once been. Now all that was left was a stain.
Perhaps, Ace thought, he took too much time looking at her face. But there was a high chance he would never see her again. He wanted to remember the first person to care about Clones. He wanted to remember the Jedi who refused to let go of Achilles. He wanted to remember.
"You are anxious." He watched her look towards his men's direction. "Your squad feels... sorrowful. They mourn their brothers. They worry over the injured. But they are.... relieved. They still have each other. They still have you. They are surprised my Padawan is helping them so energetically. But you..." Her eyes opened. He could not cast aside his gaze in time. "Ah. There we have it. Your eyes are hat makes you unique to your brothers."
"Ma'am?"
"In most people, their personality is in their eyes. The meaning behind words lay within them. If you say something as a joke, mischief will gleam. If you say something in seriousness, they do not. They react to light and dark, pain and grief, joy and anger, in different ways. One may furrow his brows, another may hold them steady. One's eyes might light up when they see a cat whilst another turns to fear. Yours might show glee when you see untouched waterfalls, but be entirely unhappy in deserts.
"And..." Ace swallowed at the gentleness in which she turned his head to look at her with warm fingers, yet her free hand was more concerned with analysing the cut to his temple from a hit to his helmet. e was taught battle, war, and survival. She showed the softness within it that one dared not think of should it be taken away. "What do you see?"
"In your eyes," she grasped his unharmed shoulder, "I see a man who's happy to be seen as something more than a soldier. More than a clone."
Ace widened his eyes.
"What is it, Commander?" Her left brow went to lift but quickly fell as her right eye winced. Even so, she showed her mischief in her smile. "Surprised?"
"I..." He cleared his throat. "Yes, Ma'am."
"I have no doubt as the war goes on, you'll get harder to read. But don't lose yourself to this war. Don't lose your thoughts for your team. Or your love for your brothers and she that care about clones. Use those things to keep you grounded."
"Of course, Ma'am." Slowly, Ace put his helmet back upon his head. "If I may"
"Aurora."
"Hm?"
"My name. Aurora Ylandra."
"Master Ylandra..." He bowed partially toward her. "I have a question... Why do you keep calling me Commander?"
"Because if this is a war, I'm going to request you and your squad be part of my team. Personally. Is that okay with you?"
For the first time that day, he let himself smile in the feeling of sorrow. At least he had his brothers. "I won't let you down. None of us will. General."
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arocrows42 · 9 months
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My brain is so weird for a number or reasons which I will provide in a comprehensive list for nobody but probably just me (and maybe a couple of you lovely mutuals who might like this post)
I call my brain Jeffery on account of that was the first name that popped into my head and it sounds a lot less weird to hear someone say goddamn it jeffery than to hear someone say goddamn it brain when they show up somewhere without the thing it was supposed to bring bc people just assume jeffery is a weird brother or roommate or boyfriend
Occasionally I'll refer to myself as we, even though it's just me in here. This one's probably a fucked up result of hearing too much that the pronouns they and them can only be plural. Or I'm talking about me and jeffery who does things I hate
I forget almost everything and hold very few memories. I'm like if a sifter was really bad at its job and just mostly had a bunch of holes and let most of the memories go
I get caught up on words a LOT when I'm a little too sleep deprived or caffeinated and I sound like a broken record. This is stuttering but it just sounds more like a glitch in the system most of the time
If I'm watching or reading something where people are deaf and/or nonverbal, then I become nonverbal for no reason. This has happened to my mother also, but only once.
Sometimes jeffery says things like "what if your candle knocked over and set all your books and your carpet and the dog bed on fire. Oh also what if your dog died then I bet you life would be pretty empty huh. Not a lot of joy without that dog. Kinda sad really. You've got friends but damn you'd be a mess without that dong, even though she's bumpy right now." And then he continues on ranting all the time and saying things like that and "what if all those races just fell from that top shelf and killed you and your family" or "you should totally stab that kid in the eye with that colored pencil if he keeps talking shit" These things are never helpful.
Statements like the previous also can make me sad, especially the blockbuster hit " all your friends are going to get kidnapped and killed and you'll have nobody in this world except your dog who's probably gonna die in the next few years. But that won't matter anyway bc by then the US government probably will have found new ways to outlaw and commit genocide against the transgender community and you'll probably be dead." These fun thoughts are not good or fun actually and they make me hate jeffery a lot
Jeffrey is also great sometimes bc he just holds patterns and numbers and math up in there and lets almost none of it go. Except division. He yeeted division out of there faster than you can say mitosis.
Jeffery is also good bc he lets me art without stuttering or ticcing most of the time and when we do something fun and good like making a little bag or solving a puzzle, jeffery thinks only in terms of that fun thing for a few days following
Jeffery also sucks bc I won't be able to feel half my hand and then it's fine but then it hurts in a buzzy/tingly kind of way whenever you tough it or move it and finally it just stays completely buzzy and fades slowly over the next few minutes. I don't know what this is
There's more butd I'm too tired
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noro-noro-noro · 1 year
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I've genuinely been too lazy to write my dreams down in as much detail as I usually do & it's becoming annoying for me. it's bc I sleep too much when I don't have work on days I don't go in. hey on the bright side my dad said he was leaving on vacation "at the end of the week" so I assumed he meant today Friday but he actually meant Saturday!
anyway\
I was in my 2nd grade classroom but at college age. there was some kind of project where we had to pick a Minecraft seed & go through, but going through the world was actually more like subnautica. the water was clear. there were other divers & less sealife, but there were some. I remembered the cuddle fish & also something similar to the Mesmer but it just looked like floating anime eyes instead, but the lashes were teeth.. anyway once we came back up our seed spawned us the middle of the ocean, but there was a village nearby! I suggested we relocate to the village (we came back into the classroom) but my group members didn't understand they didn't have to build a house at spawn. it would be difficult to do an underwater house anyway... I said I'd go in & show them what I meant, but then the neighboring teacher came over & it was my 7th grade math teacher & he was apparently teaching something about modules and tesselations by using some dark blue origami thing I'd left in his classroom 10+ years ago, but it was fallint apart so he needed me to fix it & I was like yeah sure okay & tried fixing it, but I had no idea what it was that I'd made. the pieces kept slippinf out after I'd slot them together. it was getting annoying.
2. I just finished up at some kind of event with people from high school. I remember a dude named Alton, but he was walking around like color inverted in ms paint. the area was the shopping center with the Arby's that's about 10 min away from home, but the parking lots and in fact the entire layput had changed. it was around evening. I got to my car (it was parked bext.to some lime green jeep & the dude was like wow love the color of your car) (but my car is like plain silver) & started to drive away but he wasn't paying attention & almost walked in front like a moron!
anyway the parking lot was different. I couldn't figure out how to leave. there was some gas station place that also served bbq meat at one exit, which was blocked off & there was a tunnel with stairs heading down where I assumed I wasn't supposed to drive into so I turned around and parked somehwerr else. I was like dang I ca t figure out how to leave so I might as well buy dinner here & went to look for a restaurant I was interested in. there was a man with a quest marker at this one place that had no walls but it did have fluouescence & I was trying to ask about rgeir menu, butbhe was complaining about his fiance or maybe wife. she didn't care for him bc he was too gloomy, but he was gloomy bc she was mean to him & seemed very flighty. I saw there was a locked option under the dialogue tree for "how do I get out of here" called "after the divorce" that was in green, which meant it was positive & would give me an item or advance things somehow like unlocking the door. I remembered in one of the girls speech bubble at the gas station diner, she was complaining about her husband, so I went back down there. it smelled good so I tried to order something while chatting with her, & she was like "you're chill & easy to talk to." but she wasn't getting on the topic of her husband & instead asking what I was ginna order, but the menu she handed me was a scrap of lined paper that just had random stuff written on It & I was like where's the food ....
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echonk3 · 2 years
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Mystreet Rework: PDH S1 Episode 3+4
Episode 3:
-When Ivy is like "he's mine! he just doesn't know it!" Aph is like "im sorry what-" bc she actually realizes that this is weird (you cannot tell me that Sylvanna didn't give her a course on red flags)
-shes also less affected by the potato thing because i feel like whenever she failed at something in a game or overlooked something in a story shes like "im a stupid potato for not noticing this" so she's kinda used to it
-she doesnt take a selfie but does talk to FC
-she doesn't talk about Ivy outside of being like "yeahhh theres this annoying girl but still not as annoying as that one boss from *game*" FC still advises her to tell the teacher if she gets worse
-Dante is now a junior
-Note: the classes aren't all mixed with different years. There are some classes that freshman and sophomore are mixed, some classes that junior and senior are mixed (like certain electives), some classes with just one year (like math) and some classes with all grades (like werewolf class since it works with werewolves of all years)
-Travis is a bit more nervous without Dante
-Travis still has french and i feel like Aph would be his study buddy despite barely knowing any french
-Garroth and Laurance aren't in her creative writing class but she ends up sitting next to Kawaii~Chan
-Note: im keeping her name as Kawaii~Chan in universe since i feel like it fits with her changing her persona to stand out though she is commonly referred to as KC in-universe and by me
-KC is still bubbly but her personality is still a tiny bit toned down
-KC is actually a good writer, mainly writing romance
-KC and Aph talk about small things like hobbies and we get a small info bit about Meif'wa
-Zane actually sits in front of them (he writes darker things and has been using it as an outlet for awhile)
-Aph doesn't learn Laurance's name and with witchcraft this is a shared years class. more advanced witchcraft classes are offered at local colleges and the basics are at the high school
-she gets to see the argument with Katelyn and Lucinda who get detention
-also since Lucinda probably took witchcraft basics in her first year, and due to her stellar grades she's there as an assistant to help, especially since witchcraft and teenagers sometimes don't mix well together
Summed up: Aph can see some red flags with Ivy and is more unfazed by her, KC meets Aph, KC and Zane are in creative writing with Aph and the former two are actually decent writers, Katelyn and Lucinda get detention
Episode 4:
-we still get the Gene warning
-since Ivy is now a Junior to fit with the others' ages being aged up Aph doesn't get detention, and even if she was she still wouldn't get detention because she never saw Aph talking to Garroth
-and because Aph doesn't have detention part of this episode is cut
-Aph is basically a bit of a nervous wreck during gym, but most of it was just explaining things
-but she does go to the first anime club meeting (which is noted that their vice president is missing because he's supervising detention as a teachers aid)
-idk whos there yet but she just gets to talk to a few people about anime and such
-you cannot tell me Aaron wouldn't sneak his phone to talk to Shu a bit because sleeping teacher and two arguing girls
-he does kinda get involved with Katelyn and Lucinda's argument at one point unwillingly before the teacher aid dissolves it
-Laurance does find her after the meeting on account of being in a different club and they walk home together, with her getting his name and his number
-Sylvanna is like "is that a boy???" though she is less strict in terms of boys here
Summed up: Aph doesn't get detention, she goes to anime club and she and Laurance do learn each others names and get each others numbers
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realcube · 3 years
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haikyuu!! boys with a s/o that becomes clingy/affectionate while drunk
characters: kyōtani, kenma, iwaizumi, matsukawa and bokuto
thank you anon for this marvellous request mwah
ALL CHARACTERS ARE AGED UP!
tw// drinking, suggestive themes, sexual references, swearing
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Kentarō Kyōtani
kyōtani was used to having a cool, laid-back s/o who was just as awkward about physical touch as he was 
i mean, that’s kinda a part of the reason he liked you so much - so y’all could get over your awkwardness together
so imagine his surprise when his usually level-headed, calm s/o came stumbling out of the club, a blubbering mess and threw themselves into his arms, wailing something about a maths test
THE AMOUNT OF EMOTIONS THAT FLOODED HIS MIND IN THAT ONE MOMENT OMFG ADFGHJKL
he was like ‘omg why are they touching me? i kinda like it- wait are they crying? tf? i ain’t ever seen them cry before- should i help them? lord everyone is looking at us now. so what the fuck do i do- AYE DON’T TOUCH ME THERE’
so he had no choice but to dip with you flung over his shoulder lol
he took you back to your shared apartment and forced you to drink some water and instead of ordering a take-out, he just gave you his leftover burrito which he took to the club smh
it was probably cold 
but that was the best he could think of at the time bc he simply needed to shut you up with food bc the alcohol in your system was causing you to become especially touchy, hence resulting in kyōtani getting especially aroused
but the last thing he’d do is fuck you while you’re drunk and i firmly believe that despite the fact kyōtani is a bit of a lout - he still has like a basic moral compass
but i mean if you kept being so damn suggestive then it was gonna be a lot harder for him to resist his urges
you were rubbing him up and shit, calling him every pet name in the book so ofc he just stuck a burrito in your mouth and went ‘stfu 😡’
the painful part was that he was silently enjoying it too (┬┬﹏┬┬)
(though, he was red from blushing lol, not anger) 
and he wasn’t used to it either so obviously he was gonna get flustered, i mean, everything was happening all at once
oh and you told him ‘i love you’ and he literally combusted like lord have mercy on this man 
just that morning you were calling him your ‘annoying rat boyfriend’ (jokingly, ofc) and now you love him?-
that wasn’t the first time you told him that you loved him but he was still blushing none the less 
and he stammered out a ‘love you too’ PRAYING that you wouldn’t remember any of this the following day
anyway, he cuddled you to sleep and railed you as soon as you sobered up - the end ❤
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Kenma Kozume
pov: you’re kenma happily being a wallflower in the club then your s/o approaches you, demanding for you to fuck them 
- ok, end of POV - 
anyway, your speech was slurred so kenma wasn’t really sure if that was what you were asking him to do but if it was, he would’ve happily obliged if it wasn’t for the fact you were clearly drunk
mans was blushing though
bc y’all hardly ever do it but now - all of a sudden - you were tightly wrapped around him, garbling erotic threats into his ear
kenma was worried at first but you were like..really weak
so it wasn’t hard to get you off his torso, usher you out of the club and grip your hand as he ordered a taxi 
also kenma had read enough wattpad fanfictions to know how to deal with someone while they’re drunk 
but none of those fanfictions ever mentioned a single thing about how to deal with yourself while your partner is drunk
like seriously..he was in pain
both from the throbbing erection he had and the aching embarrassment he felt - both stemming from the fact you tried to give him a lap dance in taxi ✋ please oml
anyway, he took you back to his apartment and insisted that you have a few slices of the left-over pizza in the fridge along with a glass of water
after you changed into your pyjamas, you had clearly sobered up slightly as you could now compose coherent sentences
but that wasn’t any better for him bc now you were draped over him, whimpering into his ear about how much you love him
‘i’m so lucky to have you, kenma. i love you so much. you remind me of my first cat - you’re such a cat- i mean, blessing..you’re such a blessing.’ 
ngl, at that point he would be at a loss for words, just deciding to hug you until you fall asleep
like he finds it so cute that you’re finally opening up to him about how you feel as you’re usually quite composed and restrained 
but also- what does he do now? 
you eventually fell asleep in his arms and the next day, you woke up to kenma having made breakfast and telling you how much he adores you which was..confusing, to say the least
he told you about how you acted when you were drunk and to say you were embarrassed would be an understatement 
also, he’ll tease you about it for the rest of your life ;)
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Hajime Iwaizumi
literally all you had to do was send him a text like ‘iwa...,,.,...ily so mycj ❤’’ and he’s already waiting in the line to get into the club lol
he marches in there, finds you, grabs your hand and drags you home 
let’s hope that your friends know what iwaizumi looks like so they don’t have to just watch a random guy haul you out the club-
and tries to act all like angry iwaizumi >:( but when you are trailing behind him, muttering about how amazing he is, he becomes more like angy iwa grrr (*  ̄︿ ̄)
by that, i mean that angry iwaizumi would bring you home and lecture on how irresponsible it is to get so intoxicated 
but angy iwa just takes care of you but with a disapproving scowl 
and angry iwaizumi would make nasty, bitchy remarks about how inappropriate your outfit is 
while angy iwa would be like ‘babe, your outfit is lovely but maybe wear something different next time, idk....���
either way, he takes good care of you 
he makes sure you eat (and he cooks good food btw - he doesn’t make you eat leftovers lmao) 
he lets you change into more comfortable clothes
he ensures that you don’t die in the shower 
and he forces you to go to bed
but all of that is rather difficult when you’re clinging to him like your life depends on it, raving on about how sweet of a boyfriend he is and covering his face sloppy kisses
his original plan was to go train some more in his gym (yes, there is a gym in y’alls house-) but when you were peppering his cheek in kisses, begging him to stay with you for whatever reason, of course he didn’t have the balls to leave
 so he ended up laying like a log in bed as you cuddled up to him like koala, resting your head in his chest and allowing him to run his hand through your hair as you slept
in that moment - as he stared down at your tranquil figure - he realised how grateful he was for moments like these, as he finally got see a side of you that he knew you’d almost never exhibit when you’re sober
like yeah, you often tell him how much you love him but he can always tell that it’s as if you’re setting aside your pride to say such a thing but now, you’re gushing on about it with the most genuine look in your eyes, he can tell that you’re being completely sincere 
and to say that he adores it would be an understatement 
so yeah, you were kind of a pain while drunk but you were also the most adorable thing that iwaizumi had ever laid his eyes on (. ❛ ᴗ ❛.)
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Issei Matsukawa
ok so the only reason matsukawa wasn’t getting drunk with you was bc the first time y’all got drunk together he got fined for public indecency and you got done for public intoxication
so you decided that it was best (for your wallets) if you took turns getting tipsy
emphasis on ‘tipsy’ bc you both went to the bar together (along with a few friends) and you promised matsukawa that you’d only have a few drinks 
so please explain to him why he is now having to carry you bridal style out of the bar because you are too hammered to walk properly 
and he was kinda grumpy bc he had to leave his friends mid-conversation bc not only were you pestering him but also, the erotic things you were whispering in his ear caused him to get a boner
and he was getting weird looks from people as he carried you home but that was the least of his problems tbh- he didn’t even notice lol
the biggest issue on his mind rn was the fact that you made him hard yet you can’t help him bc you’re drunk smh 
like he was tempted at first bc you seemed down to do it but he quickly came back to reality and realised how morally incorrect that’d be 
so he was mumbling curses the whole way home just to tune you out bc if he paid any more attention to the racy promises you were muttering in his ear- he’d explode
he’s alright at taking care of you like he isn’t iwaizumi’s level of caring but he’s a close second, i mean he’s gotten drunk plenty of times so he knows the basics
he was like ‘drink water idk lol ’
anyway, once he handled himself he wasn’t too fazed by your lustful advances
and he was so smug about it too deadass like ‘keep talkin’ me up, (y/n), you ain’t getting shit until you’re sober.’
smh ANYWAY he thinks you’re so charming when you’re like lovey-dovey drunk but SO annoying when you’re horny drunk bc like- he can’t get some (T_T)
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Kōtarō Bokuto 
best for last 👌
ok anyway he’s an athlete and he doesn’t need alcohol to have a good time- he’s forever drunk tbh- drunk on life :)
so while you’re getting hammered with your pals, he’s doing stupid shit while sober lol
once you both rendezvous outside the club to head home and you’re absolutely steamin- he’s just like ‘hi, babe! how’s your night been?’
SO OBLIVIOUS OML
anyway, he drives back to y’alls house and since you’re fatigued at first, you spent 90% of the car ride sleeping
but when you get home, more awake, you’re all up on him
but you’re not like sensual drunk- more like..emotional drunk but with love 🥺
so basically you are sobbing into his chest about whatever and bc he is an such empath he will start crying too, or at least get a bit emotional 
you could say something like, ‘omg, bo. i hardly get to see you because you’re at work so often- i wish i could spend more time with you. i miss you so much’  ╯︿╰
and he would deadass reply whole-heartedly while weeping into your shoulder, ‘I’M QUITTING VOLLEYBALL, (Y/N)!!’
(ok, so maybe he was a bit tipsy too- but like..definitely not has drunk as you)
he has no idea where to start when it comes to taking care of you but he tries (´◡` ‘) 
at the very least, he ensures that you don’t having any more alcohol and that you don’t die somehow 
he’s v overprotective though 
you could be getting a fork to eat your instant-noodles with and he’ll be like 
‘apologies ✋ but i cannot allow you to handle such a dangerous weapon while intoxicated. maybe eat with a spoon instead, idk.’ /h
other than that, he just cuddles you to sleep and deals with you in your badly hungover state the next day
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sleepy-dreamers-inc · 3 years
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ok but like wilbur as a dad? like him taking care of you while you pregnant and making sure you feel amazing and confident and just supporting you.. fuck man
Wilbur as a Dad!|| 🌼
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irl / in-game
Genre| fluff
h e a d-c a n n o n s||
Sypnosis|
WILBUR AS A DAD POG
Artist| yanteruu on twitter!
warnings: pregnancy!!
(also pronouns are still gender neutral bc pog)
a/n: THIS ANON KNOWS WHO I SIMP FOR THIS HAS FED ME-
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- he was with you in the bathroom as you took the test, leaning against the wall as you did your thing, he simply stared at you much to you wondering why he was.
- It didn’t matter though once beeping bounced off the bathroom walls, as you got up and walked over to him, only looking at it with him.
positive.
- Wilbur never picked you up so fast, he was laughing and giggling as he burried his face into your chest, he was so happy.
“Y/N!! Im- Im gonna be a dad!” He cried out, putting you down but grasping your shoulders. Y/N simply looked up at him, teary eyed and smiling. “Yeah, Wilbur, and you’ll be a great one.” Y/N said, standing on they’re tippy-toes and wrapping they’re arms around his neck, trying to give him a kiss. He simply smiled, snaking his hands to your torso, pulling both of you closer to his body. All he did was press his lips against yours, so softly yet passionate. As both of you separated, all Wilbur had to say was,
“I love you, both of you.”
- Although he was protective of you before, he definitely was now. Well... more of clingy. He was always by your side and catered to all of yours and your babies needs.
- Morning cuddles where your both laying in bed, his head beneath your chest, but above your stomach. He loved the intimacy, being able to be close to the 2 most dearest people in his life.
- Telling Philza and Tommy when you were about 3 weeks in, Tommy screaming while Phil was the definition of [surprised pikachu face]
“W-wait? Y/N’s pregnant?” Phil asked, all 3 of them met up at a small cafe since he wanted to spend some time with his other family. “Yeah!! Dad, im gonna be a dad!” Wilbur jumped in his seat, he was so giddy about everything, not that anyone was complaining.
“Wait... this doesn’t mean you’re going to be spending less time with m- i mean us right?” Tommy said, his face toward his drink, yet looking up at his older brother.
“Awwwww Tommy-!!” Wilbur cooed, looking at the teenager with adoration. “I wont be online much in the later months, but for now my schedule will be relatively the same.” Wilbur stated, sipping his drink, looking at Tommy. “But hey, wanna go back to my place and see Y/N? They didn’t want to come since ‘they didn’t want to ruin the surprise.’” Wilbur asked, both boys nodded as they headed out.
- The ENTIRE SMP traveling to the UK to see you, they already loved you before, but my god they practically stole you from Wilbur for a few.
- Techno was,, surprisingly protective of you. Whenever you were out in public and Wilbur wasn’t there, he was right by your side. He liked you before, you were incredibly nice to talk with, and never minded his tangents.
- Wilbur asking Techno if he has anything to confess, only for Techno to punch him in the shoulder as you giggled
- Setting up a baby room would be both adorable and a disaster. Wilbur would have no clue what he’d be doing most of the time, but seeing him laughing and giggling as he smiled at his mistakes... your heart simply melted
- Him kissing your stomach. This is very important. Every chance he gets, he kisses your stomach. Without hesitation. Even if your not showing, he’ll still do it.
- Both of you going out on little shopping trips, picking out baby stuff.
“Y/N!! Look at this onesie! We have to get it, the baby will look even more adorable.” Wilbur giggled, as he put the article of clothing into the trolly. “Wilbur, sweetie, dont you think we already bought enough?” Y/N asked, smiling a contagious smile as they looked at they’re lover.
- Telling his fanbase was a tad bit interesting, it was during a Geoguesser stream, where you walked into the room, you were in your second trimester by now, so it was very obvious you were, indeed, pregnant.
- So when you walked in to get some laundry, obviously pregnant, and in view, his chat went CRAZY
‘WILBUR?? WILBUR???!!???’
‘Wilbur got something to fess up?’
‘The fangirls are quaking’
‘Hes got someone in his bed AND in his twitch chat pog’
‘POG?????’
‘Wilbur says hes a soft boy on the streets but a freak in the sheets-‘
- Wilbur just say there wide eyed, as he turned around and looked over at you. You were bending down to grab some clothes, unaware of the situation. He quickly sprung up though, grabbing the clothes out of your hands, quickly throwing them off the bed.
“Love!! I thought you said you were going to rest...” Wilbur mumbled, pulling you close, rocking both of your forms back and forth. “I did, Wilby, but work around the house needs to be done, for the baby-“ “No, you need to rest for the baby. The baby will not be happy if they’re beautiful parent is not getting the proper rest they need and deserve.” He said, looking at you with a pouty face. Y/N simply sighed then giggled, finally giving in.
“Oh also... wanna introduce the little one to chat..? They saw you two.” Wilbur asked, scratching the back of his neck, looking at his partner.
- Singing lullabies to the baby, even if its not born yet. He’ll lighty strum his guitar, humming a tune as you lay next to him, enjoying both’s presence
- Wilbur constantly holding onto you, ESPECIALLY in public. Someone will look at you the wrong way and all the sudden Wilbur is practically suffocating you, eyeing the person who dare look at you the wrong the way
- Making special lullabies for the baby once they’re born, he’ll sing them to both of you before bed, and it always lulls you to sleep
- Orca plushie, Orca plushie
- You know that man bought little beanies and sweaters. Sorry its canon.
- When the baby started to kick he legitimately cried. He was so happy, all he wanted was to hold his baby.
- A absolute mess when Y/N is delivering the baby, he’s just pacing around the waiting room as Phil is trying to calm him down.
- Him being a total man baby with Phil, just constantly like ‘daaaAAAAAAD’ ‘phiiiiil i miss Y/N’ ‘i want my babies where are my babies’
- once he gets into the dilivery he is literally just:
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- i will make a part 2 of this if requested because i have IDEAS, HEAD FULL MANY THOUGHTS
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a/n: i skipped my math class to finish this, so kinda pog. Anyways soft dad wilbur makes me soft, i have writers block atm and have no clue what im even doing half the time but i hope you enjoyed this nonetheless :)
Also finally I uploaded I’ve been stressing for days ; - ;
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potter-imagines · 3 years
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Being Thor and Loki's Little Sister and Dating Peter Parker Would Include...
Notes: wow I haven't written a marvel one in a long time pls don't read too much into the timeline lol I know things overlap but just go with it (:
Warnings: none... I think ??
Word Count: 3.6k (sorry its a bit long for a write like this but I couldn't help myself)
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You managed to do a decent job at keeping your relationship under wraps from your brothers for quite some time
Of course every other member on the team knew before the two of you even begun officially dating
Peter had spent three months ranting and raving to Tony Stark about how cute he thought you were and how much he liked you
Tony insisted time and time again he should tell you but Peter’s fear of rejection was much too large for him to find the courage for that
Unbeknownst to him,
You had spilled about your crush on Peter to Wanda and Nat almost a week after living in the compound
Being the only other girls there besides Pepper, it was easy to confide in them
Day after day you would wander to Wanda’s room and lay on her bed and gush about how handsome Peter was and how kind of a heart he had
Wanda found it adorable
And Bucky, Steve and Sam had placed the pieces together after days on end of watching Peter and yourself flirt like school kids in the gym during training
Even after being frozen for years, Steve recognized the look of smitten on Peter’s face when he talked to you
Bruce on the other hand had to sit through most of the kids talks with Tony in the lab so he figured it out fast
So when the two of you finally confessed your feelings for one another and Peter asked you out, there was only one road block holding the moment back from perfection
Your brothers
You and Peter shared the news with all the other team members expect the two, possibly most important in your case, members
You’ve been close to your brothers since you were brought into this world so it wasn’t like you didn’t want to tell them
It was more or less how overprotective they could be that made you bite your tongue
And as nervous as you are, Peter is 1,000% more worried about your brother’s finding out
Like honestly can you imagine how petrified Peter would be to tell Thor and Loki you two were dating
He’d purposely walk in the opposite direction every time he saw either of the two for the first week
Couldn’t stop fumbling with his words when he spoke to either of them
Like he was terrified
It’s sort of a cliché to have protective older brothers but older brothers who were also both Gods ????
Peter felt like a deadman walking
When the day finally came that you did tell your brothers about your relationship with Peter, it was absolutely cringe worthy
Peter had been coming home to the tower after a long day at Midtown High School when he spotted you the second he stepped foot out of the elevator
His excitement had clouded his judgement as he failed to check and see if the coast was clear
“Y/n! Hey!”
He nearly tumbled over his own feet as he rushed over to you
His face was gleaming with happiness and for a brief moment you felt a smile creep to your face until you were pulled back to reality by his hand reaching out to grasp yours
Your eyes widened in shock as you stared at Peter and before you could warn him to stop, he had planted a soft kiss on your cheek
That adorable smile was glowing from his face as he reached down for your hand only to fall once you pulled your hand away
He gave you a look of confusion, clearly surprised by your lack of response
But when an awkward cough sounded from behind him, he suddenly knew why
Peter didn’t have enough time to make any sort of a move when a husky, all too familiar voice spoke up,
“Hello, man of spiders. May I ask why you just kissed our little sister?” “Oh shit- I uh, well you see I…um...she had something on her face so I uh…”
Loki would snicker in amusement at seeing the boy squirm and prolong his torture “So you kissed her?” “Yeah…” “Hm, there something you’d like to share, little one?”
It wasn’t exactly the way you were hoping to break the news to your brothers
But it was certainly one way of doing it
The rest of the night was filled with awkward tension as you and Peter had to confess the truth to your brothers, who then made you share the news with the rest of the team
Thankfully, the rest of the team pretended they were just hearing about your new relationship for the first time, seeing as no one wanted to deal with an angry Thor
Now let’s get into your relationship with Peter
Peter Parker is the most caring person in the universe
Honestly
And dating him certainly came with it’s perks
You can expect to wake up every morning with a fresh coffee and a pastry on your nightstand, courtesy of Peter
He’ll also write you a sweet little ‘good morning’ note with a sketch of spider-man hanging from a web
(( he’s actually pretty talented in the doodling department ))
Makes cute sketches of him as spiderman and you as a princess ( vv fitting)
But also draws you as a total badass saving the galaxy bc… well you are
Count on him to be the first person to greet you when the sunrises and the last person to wish you a goodnight when it falls
Gets Mr. Stark to buy you an iphone so he can teach you how to use it
Has your name as “goddess” in his phone
The first thing he does is teach you about texting so he can pay you in imessage games
Refuses to play you in battleship since you somehow have crushed him every single time
Gets slightly annoyed with the overwhelming amount of random photos you snap of him
But he knows its all new to you and finds it irritatingly adorable
Loves it when you walk home with him from school
Will also keep reminding you that you shouldn’t have walked alone all the way to Midtown High School alone
Peter often forgets that you’re Asgardian and can protect yourself just fine
But it’s so cute how protective he is
He’s very observant and notices nearly everything
Like when you’re feeling a bit homesick
He picks up on it right away and will ask Thor and/or Loki for advice
Or when you start to become bored and tired at one of Star’s parties
Peter made his way over you before you even had the chance to turn and search for him
He’d escort you back to your room and lay with you until he was positive you had fallen asleep
Kisses to the top of your head
Is the boyfriend that will take your makeup off for you if you wear any
(( and sets yours lashes on the nightstand so neatly and labels which eye they were on cause the poor boy doesn’t understand ))
Spends weeks learning how to master the intricate braids that adorn your head
It’s so cute cause he’ll sit and look up Youtube videos and try to learn how to make the different braids and is just so confused but so determined
Taking Peter to visit Asgard
“Woah- this place looks like something from Lord of the Rings! It’s awesome!” “Lord of the Rings? I’ve never met that God.” “Uh, no, it’s a movie from Earth. We can watch it when we go back.” “To Midgard?” “Midgard? No, to New York.”
Loves it when your people refer to you as “Princess Y/n”
For some reason it makes him blush
Will tell everyone back on Earth that he’s dating a princess
I could def see Peter getting annoyed and frustrated with the Asgardian men trying to flirt and win your heart
Although that’s something that already belong to Peter
And even though Peter trusts you entirely
He’s still insecure from time to time
Especially when he sees how much taller and stronger Asgardian men look in comparison to him
But he finds reassurance in the feeling of your hand in his and the gleeful smile adorning your face as you show him around your homeland
Attempting to help Peter study
Although you’re not much help to Midgardian school work “Peter, darling, I don’t have a clue what a watergate is and I haven’t an idea how that could be scandalous.”
Maths however you excelled in
And Peter was thoroughly surprised to find you had the sequence of PI memorized to the one hundredth number- and in song form
Holding your hand 24/7
Endless cuddles on the couch
And when you’re walking around together, he does that thing where he swings your hands and back forth
Movie theater dates… at the tower b/c your brothers feel the need to be in close proximity the you guys at all times
Trying ice cream for the first time with Peter at two in the morning
One of Peter’s favorite things to do with you is take you through a walk in his world
At least three times a week Peter and you will walk around the city and find new things your Asgardian self has yet to experience
Like pizza
New York pizza to be exact
And hot chocolate
Ice skating at Rockefeller Center once the weather got cold
Loves to take you for drives in the more woodsy land of New York once fall set in and the leaves began to change
But by far his favorite thing is showing you Midgardian films and movies of all sorts
He loves that you don’t judge him for nerding out over his love for films
Not to mention you actually sit and watch Star Wars with him
(( maybe it was the whole space element but Peter was just thrilled you liked it ))
But then he shows you ‘Alien’
And it was an instant regret
It took him the rest of the night to convince you that the movie was fake
You made him sleep in your room just for reassurance
Your favorite out of the films Peter played was called ‘Toy Story’
Buzz Lightyear reminded you of Thor
In terms of TV shows
F.R.I.E.N.D.S. which quickly became your guys comfort show
Parks & Rec too “That Andy fellow looks an awful lot like Starlord, don’t you think?”
Peter refuses to let you watch Black Mirror
After the whole incident with Alien
Black Mirror didn’t seem like a good idea
Constantly teasing from the rest of the Avengers
Tony just can’t help it
He loves tormenting the two of you
Especially when Thor and/or Loki are around
“Hey Peter, I thought I saw you go into Y/n’s room last night but I didn’t see you leave until the morning. Heard a lot of noise too- thought Y/n was getting attacked. What was that about?”
Or
“Kid, I got you those condoms you asked for. How’d you manage to run out of that last box so quick? I just bought it for you a week ago!” “Messing with you, they’re just sugar packets- Thor put Peter down right now!”
Aunt May absolutely adores you
Always tells Peter how sweet you are and is constantly inviting you over for dinner
Lets you two have sleepovers in his room at her place
As long as the door stays open
Peter can’t stop laughing when you compliment May on her ability to make an amazing bowl of cereal
She thought it was a joke seeing as she burned dinner the night before to a crisp and laughs until she’s in tears
And you’re literally sitting there so confused, clearly not understanding the joke
Peter then takes you on a trip to a grocery store for the first time to show you a whole aisle full of cereal
It is then that you realize Aunt May didn’t hand make the fruity pebbles
She still laughs about it to this day
Befriending Ned and listening enthusiastically while he gives you a full speech on the franchise Star Wars
And his rant on how terrible Star Trek is in comparison
Is shocked when you ask questions out of genuine interest
Ned immediately takes a liking to you after that and asks Peter daily to invite you to hangout
Whenever Stark adds an upgrade to his suit, you’re the first person Peter shows it to
He shares quite literally everything with you
As do you to him
The rest of the Avengers love gossiping about you guys
Nat and Wanda have already started planning the wedding and Pepper has the perfect venue in mind, much to your brothers dismay
For some reason
Thor and Loki are always within reasonable distance, enough so they can keep an eye on you but also give some sense of privancy
Thor is def always the first one to step in
“Peter, please remove your hand from my sister’s behind.” “Oh uh, ye-yeah… sorry, Mr.Thor.”
Loki would find Peter amusing
He loves to mess with him whenever given the chance
“Ah, Peter. Good to see you. I’m sure Y/n informed you of our task today. Very impressed that you offered yourself as the sacrifice to the aliens-” “Wait, what? Y/n?!” “He’s kidding, Peter.”
Everyone in the Avenger’s tower knew Peter was lactose intolerant and knew the repercussions of the boy consuming any sort of dairy
(( he physically cannot leave the bathroom for a full day ))
Yet Loki regularly will swap Peter’s specially labeled almond milk with a jug of skim milk just for the hell of it
There’s something so hilarious to him about the look of panic and alarm that smacks abruptly across Peter’s face as he quickly stumbles out of the kitchen to his room
It keeps him laughing for days
You’ll just shoot your brother a look of disapproval, clearly certain it was his doing
“Loki, why did Peter run off?” “Not sure, darling sister, maybe he’s got one of those stomach bugs. I’ve heard Midgardians are prone to them…weak bodies and such.” "You switched out his milk again didn’t you.” “I haven’t the slightest clue what you’re accusing me of, little one.”
Thor is a bit more hesitant on accepting your relationship with his fellow Avenger
He trusts that Peter would never harm you
Although he did not trust that you would never be harmed because of Peter
It was risky enough that both your brothers were big names in space, as well on Earth, however
Thor knew Loki and himself were capable of protecting you but Peter?
He was just a kid, in Thor’s eyes
However the one thing that kept him from telling you this was seeing how happy Peter made you
As your older brother, Thor trusted your judgement and tried his best to be accepting of his little sister dating
And as much as he wanted to deny it, he saw crystal clear the care and love Peter gave to you and he wasn’t willing to break that for you
Still
Thor is the type of brother to barge into a room and shove himself between Peter and yourself without warning
This man does not care at all
At least Loki has the decency to give you two space as a couple
Thor does not
He is constantly third wheeling on your dates and will ‘accidentally’ walk into rooms he knows you two are in claiming he forgot something
Not that he ever grabs anything,
He’ll usually just stand and stare at the two of you until you either leave the room or ask him to leave
To which he always answers,
“No.”
But with a smile
A smug smile
PDA is something he will never be okay with
Thor will yank Peter back by the collar every time he sees his lips on yours and glare at him, “Man of spiders, I know you’re in love with my little sister but kissing her infront of me is too far.”
And Loki will physically gag just to piss you off
For the most part, your relationship with Peter is nearly perfect
It would be entirely perfect if you weren’t constantly worrying about him dying on a mission or getting hurt
But still, just like any couple, you had your moments
And when you did fight, it was typically over Peter’s safety or him not wanting you to tag along for a mission
Your common way of dealing with conflict was the silent treatment
Which is pure torture for Peter
Not only does he miss the sound of your voice
He misses having you around
Seeing your smile
Hearing you laugh from something he said
He felt terrible everytime
He’d go to Tony for advice and spend hours rambling on to him about how sorry he was for yelling at you and for adding to the fight
Tony would half listen while he worked away on a new system and suit, offering a ‘yeah’ and ‘hmm’ every few seconds which pleased Peter who thought his mentor was fully listening
And after almost two hours of his non-stop talking, Tony Stark had reached his limit
Setting his wrench down on the metal table with a thud he turned around to face the young boy
“Kid, why’re you saying all this to me and not her? I mean, I’m all ears but I’m also not Y/n. I know we’re both good looking so I can see why you mixed us up, but you should be talking to her right now.”
Similar to Peter you also had someone to confide in when the road got rocky
Loki had always been the one you shared all your secrets with
As children you were attached at the hip to both your brothers but Loki a smidgen more than Thor
Your father, Odin, had Thor at his side 24/7 growing up
While he was busy learning the ropes to ruling Asgard, Loki and yourself run amuck causing trouble left and right through the royal palace
Through the years of bonding Loki become your best friend, and you his
So when trouble struck in paradise, your older brother was the one you ran to
He’d welcome you with open arms and a questioning gaze
Loki is by far the best listener in your family
Instead of telling you what to do, he asks what you want, which is a refreshing change
After a long talk with Loki you’d search the tower high and low for Peter while ironically Peter was doing the same thing
When you did finally make-up, it felt like coming home
The apologies were so sincere and genuine
You’d end up having a sleepover in your room watching 80’s films that Peter claimed were ‘iconic’ and laying in his arms
And that’s where you felt complete
Fights never occurred often but bickering ???
DAILY
You two bickered playfully over everything under the sun
Like who’s the better superhero; Ironman or Captain American
Or
Debates between living in New York and living in Asgard
Loves to pull up Midgardian inventions and ask you to guess what it is “Princess, what do you think this is?” “Oh! Oh! I’ve seen this one! Tony has one in his kitchen!” “Okay, so what is it?” “Yes, it’s a chicken nugget maker!” “It’s actually an air fryer but we only ever make chicken nuggets in them so I’ll give you a half point.”
Peter sneaking out of your room at the crack of dawn and sprinting to his
As much as Thor and Loki liked him and supported the relationship
He was sure they’d both team up to murder him if they caught him sleeping in your bed
Steve and Tony, who seem to be incapable of sleep, have watched him tiptoe out of your room numerous times but they only share a look of amusement then go back to their previous discussion
Playing hide-n-go-seek and tag on rainy days at the tower
Cuddling in Peter’s bed while he asks you to tell him stories about Asgard
Loves hearing about your childhood and what it’s like to grow up with siblings
Is fascinated when you tell him about Heimdall
Stealing Peter’s hoodies
Especially his Midtown High School ones
They’re insanely soft
Sweet little kisses throughout the day
He's just so sweet and gentle
Loves getting to hold you and snuggle in his bed
Most weekends you spend lounging on the couch with Peter’s head in your lap while you play with his hair
Other times you’re sitting next to Peter on his bed watching him play some video game and asking a million questions “Who is that man, Peter?” “That’s me, he’s the main character of the game. That’s Mario, babe.” “You’re not Mario- you’re Peter.” “No, the main character of this game is Mario, I’m just playing him.” “Oh… and what is that green dinosaur creature?” “That’s Yoshi!” “Adorable.”
Making out between games
In terms of... y'know... sex
Neither of you were keen on rushing the process
You had tip toed on the line multiple times yet never fully crossed it
Until you had decided to make the first real move after being together for about five months
You trusted him with all your heart so it wasn't exactly scary, but rather exciting
He had a way of making you feel safe, comfortable, and loved all at once
Lets be honest, Peter nearly fainted the first time he saw you naked
And still, no matter how many times the two of you have sex,
He worships every inch of you like it was your first time all over again
You couldn't have asked for a better lover
Dating Peter means a new adventure everyday
You’re constantly learning new things about each other and from each other
Despite coming from two very different worlds
You’ve never felt more connected to a soul until Peter came along
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The boys with Autistic! MC! part two ! SFW
(Bc I’m self indulgent and like 5 ppl wanted it so yesyesyes)
(Had my first proper spoonie day in a while today so imma finish this after what 4 months? Whoopsie. Sorry if any of the points overlap I’ve not re read my last post, please shoot me an ask if you want anything clarified/expanded on !)
Lucifer:
Has to stop his brothers from constantly bothering you when you’re overwhelmed (they’re just worried)
You very quickly learn his office is the safest place to be when overwhelmed due to the dim lighting and the brother deterring curse on his doorway
He has a record player and SO much classical music for when you need background noise
This leads to impromptu slow dancing when you insist he needs a break and there’s music playing
If you have your own records, the *smoother ones will end up mixed in with his
*smoother as in less staccato /distracting because he is most likely working
Very much enjoys spending time in silence with you, he finds it comfortng to just exist with someone without having anything needed of him
Especially if you’re both doing your own thing, like you just being in the room with him (playing a game or reading or smthn) while he does his paperwork is so soothing to him
Mammon:
Have you seen his horns? They’re so smooth and shinyyy, a+++ stimming material
He loves head pats so he’ll willingly put his head in your lap when you watch movies
he’s very proud of his demon form but also kind of shy so it’ll take some coaxing to get him to let you touch his horns but when he sees how content it makes you? It’s his new favourite hobby letting you play with his hair and horns during movies
(That said they’re very sensitive (like him) so be gentle)
He WILL adopt your love language and mannerisms:
if you bump people he will start knocking into you constantly, (wrists, hips, shoulders, head, any and all on random repeat)
if you like to collect and give things to people he will a. Hoard them in a little shrine (that he Denys. having) and b. Start looking for things he can give you back
If you rub textures you like you’ll find him stroking your arms/face/jumper right back (sometimes with his face, but only ever in private because he feels vulnerable using such a soft form of affection)
Levithian:
You cannot tell me this man isn’t autistic
Communication is SO! EASY!
Then even If you don’t understand you can just ask. You can just ask and he’ll tell you. None of this ‘figure it out yourself’ nt bullshit
Our baby has anxiety anyway so he’s probably ‘over’ explained it before you can say anything
(Over explained in the sense of nt, personally I love it when ppl get really detailed)
In that case he gets embarrassed about how much he’s talking so it’s your turn to reassure him that he’s not boring you
The solace you get in realising you like all of his autistic traits soothes your own insecurities
That being said your anxiety (if you have it) is matchy matchy so don’t expect him to talk to the cashier for you
He’s very chill with you being non verbal because either he’s absorbed in his own game/anime/show or it means there’s more room for him to talk about his interests
That being said if your special interests/ hyperfixations don’t line up on any given day? The bickering over who’s turn it is to infodump gets intense (this is the one source of all your arguments)
All the other brothers are kind of terrified/jealous of your relationship, especially when they see you talking about a shared special interest because you talk rapid fire and very in-depth. to them it’s almost like you’re talking in code or another language because they know all the individual words but what the everloving fuck are you on about
Asmodeus:
Has specific outfits he wears when he wants you to hug him (which is always). They’re made out of the softest material, or any clothing of his you’ve expressed a texture interest in.
Finds it so amusing when you come rushing over to rub your face against his chest bc mmmmm softsoftsoft
Likes to text you in the morning to see how you’re feeling (and how sensory sensitive you are because god forbid his outfit with chains and jangles stops him from seeing you)
Understands better than Anyone that affection and love can be shown in a whole barrage of ways not just physically
Figures out how you show affection faster than any of the other brothers
Immediately starts reciprocating it (partly bc he’s selfishly trying to make you love him most)
Satan:
Will learn about your special interests so he can engage you on the topic
Is the ONLY person in the house you can talk about any special interest with, no matter how niche because he loves learning (although he does prefer the *academic* side of them rather than pop culture but he will listen to both)
*academic* as in something involving learning about something or crafting or *how* to do something, not just like, maths
You’re pretty much the only person who can keep up with him in terms of knowledge and enthusiasm (even if it’s only for very specific things) and thus you become the person he talks to about his interests
Originally kind of annoyed by how absentminded you are (because you forget several dates) but once you get settled into a routine he starts to find it cute how habitual you are, and then realises it could work to his advantage.
He then schedules a date into your weekly routine (or biweekly depending on your energy levels) so you start to get upset if it’s missed bc it’s part of your routine. (Satan is ridiculously smart and is very much willing to manipulate your routine to his (and yours) advantage, he is a demon after all)
Beelzebub:
Gives the best squishes. He’s just so big he can literally envelope you (in other news he is terrified of hurting you so he’s very nervous at first, he’s used to huggin ppl very gently bc he is a muscle mountain)
Maybe don’t use chew stims around him (unless he’s eating) because seeing you use them will either make him hungry, or he’ll ask to see it and oops it’s been swallowed hope you didn’t want that back (he’s very apologetic he really didn’t mean to but it was in his mouth and chewed before he could think)
Literally the kindest man in the universe, if you have issues with shame or *guilt* (especially if it creeps outta nowhere or it relates to not being able to do something) he will a. Reassure you and give you cuddles until you feel okay (or one on one bonding time if you’re too touch sensitive) then b. Go help with whatever task was too much so you don’t have to worry
Belphagor:
Have I mentioned the stuffies? This boy definitely has a stash of soft toys that all have names and personalities. This originally stemmed from the fact he was locked alone in an attic for a year, he needed some form of company or he was gonna go crazy, and sleeping alone is meh in his opinion. But then he became attached and after you showed him yours? And you weren’t ashamed of your teddy bears or how much you loved them he confided in you about his. (And you had a tea party)
Problems sleeping ? (Me too bud it’s 3.44 am lol) nonononno baby boy has got you, just snuggle up to him and you’ll be snoozing in no time (I HC that being around belphagor just makes you a little sleepy and the longer you’re there the stronger the urge to sleep gets)
You’re at rad (or out in public and can’t leave) and get overstimmed? Belphie has got you! He keeps sunglasses on him so he can secretly sleep when he’s not supposed to. Also (imo) he’s the king of hoodies, both his main outfits have a hood (and you can’t convince me he doesn’t wear one of them over his uniform as soon as lucifer dips), my boy will slip his hoodie on you and wrap you in a hug to get you away from the noise/sights
(I am now too tired to write anymore, hope yall enjoyed!)
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yelenasdog · 4 years
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the pillowtalk of a pessimist (spencer reid x fem reader)
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genre: fluff with a millisecond of angst
summary: pillowtalk takes an interesting turn for spencer at the mention of the harsh realities of his work.
words: 1.3k, she’s a shorty.
warnings: nsfw themes (nothing smutty, it’s just implied and also directly stated that they slept together), typical criminal minds violence + death, and maybe cursing? idk. 
a/n: btw this isn’t the fic i was ranting on about that i’m writing, she’s still in the works. also! this could be an x oc or anybody bc i didn’t use y/n if you would prefer to read it as such.
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A pale stream of moonlight shone through the open window of apartment 23, the home of Doctor Spencer Reid. It illuminated a small section of his bedroom, specifically on one of his many floor to ceiling bookshelves, a beacon of knowledge that was there 24/7 for the taking.
The gold engravings on the spines of his many reads shimmered, a beautiful contrast to the dark mahogany the shelf was made out of.
The room smelled like a mixture of his cologne, her perfume (Chanel no. 5, specifically), and the results of their previous affairs that lingered in the crisp air of the night.
She took a deep breath, settling down further into the white duvet, pulling it over her bosom in response to the chilly temperature. The dark green walls of the room welcomed and calmed her, overwhelming the girl with a wave of serenity that could only be brought to her by him.
He quickly took note of her unsteady breathing and shift in position, immediately jumping to action. He pulled her closer by her shoulders with his strong arms, eliciting a squeal from her and a chuckle from him, more so at her reaction than the move itself.
Her head laid on his bare chest, her hair splayed out with half of it residing on his pillow, the other half on his bicep. She could have appeared to be an angel, although in his eyes, she truly was.
She rested her hand on the left side of his chest over his heart, her fingernail ghosting shapes on his tanned skin. Circles, squiggly lines, even abstract faces.
“How do you do it?”
Her voice was quiet, barely above a whisper. If his hearing wasn’t so acute, he was sure he would have missed it. This would have saddened the genius greatly, as he valued everything she had to say with a burning ferocity, and even one word lost would be a shame.
“What?”
He was confused by the nature of the question, attempting to search every corner of his brilliant brain for what she might have been referencing. Was it an equation? No, she hated math. Perhaps the way he so effortlessly could play any instrument because yet again, math. He decided that couldn’t be the subject at question either, she played better than he did, glorious melodies flowed from her fingertips. So the doctor was truly stumped.
The answer was simpler than he had imagined.
“Your job.”
With those doe eyes he was so fond of, she looked up, meeting his own glance.
If the term “heart eyes” was able to be personified, Spencer would be the guy to personify it whenever his eyes landed on the one in front of him.
“What do you mean? I get up in the morning, drink some coffee, and get to it.”
She giggled, but the sound he loved so much ceased with her pout.
“That’s not what I mean, Spence. How do you go on everyday, seeing body after body,” she trailed off, obviously distraught. Spencer wrapped his large hand tighter around her, placing his chin on her hairline.
“How do you consistently manage to look at these victims, these people, with lives that they never got to finish living-“ A tear slipped down her cheek, she bit her bottom lip, tasting her own salty droplets on her tongue. She sniffled, burying her head further in his neck with what he presumed was shame.
“And not break down when you do.” Her voice was muffled, but the emotions she felt were evident nonetheless.
He took a moment to carefully articulate an appropriate response. The gears in his mind turned ever so diligently, finding a solution to dry her tears.
“It’s not much different than what I initially said. I get up in the morning, drink some coffee.”
He pushed a hair away from her face, admiring her distinct features as he often did. She looked up, moving her left hand to trace his sharp jaw as he sat in thought.
“And I realize that these people that are now dead, are a part of the hundreds, of throusands, of millions of people that die every year. It’s a part of life, what gives it meaning.”
She gave a dry, humourless laugh.
“What, you don’t have a specific statistic for that?”
“Oh, I do, but I don’t think you want to hear it.” He tilted his head, weighing the option of disclosing the information but deciding against it.
“But the bottom line is, they have families. Families that are grieving, and hurting, and needing answers and justice. I cannot do my job and give them the closure they deserve if I’m staying focused on my own emotions and delving deep into who the victims were, rather than how to catch those responsible for hurting them.”
She moved on to her back, stilling managing to keep her eye contact with Spencer.
“But you’re a profiler! That’s what you do! You’re supposed to, what did you call it, ‘delve deep’ into who they are.”
“Pretty girl, are you trying to tell the one with 3 doctorates how to do his job?”
She rolled her eyes, lazily throwing a hand on his neck, right behind his ear. She ran it back and forth, savoring the intimate moment.
“Yeah, yeah. Shut up, Agent.” She taunted, poorly trying (and failing) to agitate Spencer. She had a hunch (that was more true than either of them would let on) that it wasn’t possible for her to do so, and he found himself proving it to be correct.
“I just had to learn to let the family do what they had to do so that I could do the same.”
The girl’s tone softened as she spoke, staring at the popcorn ceiling.
“I guess so. I’m just too empathetic, my heart is too pure.” She joked, a feathery laugh falling past both of their lips.
“Of course. I would expect nothing less.” He teased back, enjoying the dynamic they both held in the tender moment.
“You amaze me.” She muttered, leaning in, analyzing him and his ruffled post-sex hair, his gorgeously long lashes, and his light 5 o’clock shadow that donned his chin.
He huffed quietly, doing the exact same thing, minus the scruff of course.
“I could say the same to you, pretty girl.”
Their lips connected once again, in a different manner than the feverish and needy kiss from before.
This time, it was a union of two individuals, allowing themselves to mould together in a way only the two of them could. It was slower and sweeter, with more feeling poured into their lips while they moved in sync.
“M’ tired.”
“Yeah? You wanna go to sleep, bubs?”
She grinned as she snuggled into his arms, her exhausted eyes fluttering to a close.
“Bubs, huh? That’s new.”
A worried frown made its way onto his face as he rushed to cover up his previous words.
“D-do you not like it? I’m sorry if I made you uncomfortable-“
“Spence.”
He stopped, looking over her for any microexpressions, only seeing positive signs. That wasn’t technically profiling, right? He hoped he would be in the clear if she ever was to find out.
“I love it, baby. Say it again.”
“Bubs?”
“Mhm. Say it again.” She sounded with content. He smirked, a proud feeling infiltrating his body, causing him to puff up his chest in the slightest way.
“Goodnight, bubs.”
He reached up, his paranoia forcing him to close the window above him, despite being a more than qualified FBI agent with a revolver safely tucked away in the top drawer of his night stand that never quite was shut all the way.
It was just the pessimist in him.
She wrapped around his figure, intertwining his form with her own.
“Sleep well, Spence.”
He felt happy with her, happier than he had been in a long time. He relished in that, allowing it to lull him to a well needed rest.
But what could he say, she just brought out the optimist in him.
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hj posting at a time that isn’t 3 am?????? unheard of. also i may or may not have pulled an all nighter to write whatever tf this is bc my ex posted something with his new gf and i felt pathetic LMAO. anyway, i hope your day is fabulous, go drink some water and remember things are what you make of them and it’s all about intent! love you, xx hj.
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flochlicious · 3 years
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Funny/Cute/Weird headcanons for floch forster PART 1
• He likes mustard...for some reason
• when he trips and falls, he gets unnecessarily mad/embarrassed and cusses people out when they asks if he's alright
• Would probably been in debate club in HS
• He moans in class like those boys in 7th grade use to do
• He has pictures of his dog on his phone and looks at them whenever he's sad
• Has a whiny voice when sleepy
• Twerks in front of his mirror
• Has a tree marked with his partners initial on it
• Can't handle alcohol, will get drunk very VERY easily
• He was a tsundere in HS and still is
• He acts all tough in the outside but he’s actually pretty shy when trying to impress someone he likes
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• He grabs into his partners arm while watching horror movies
• Tried to dyed his hair once but it turned out so bad he cried and never dyed it again
• he digs his finger into his buttcrack and shoves it in people's faces thinking he's the class clown
• Christmas is his favorite holiday
• A morning person
• When he or his partner is out for a business trip, he’d swipe through the photos he took of them cause he misses them
• Would help you with your math homework (he's pretty smart)
• CAN'T handle spicy food but pretends he can
• His favorite artist is Doja Cat
• Was a B student in HS
• He likes sugar cookies
• Strawberry milk is his favorite
• Wore glasses once to see what he would look like
• If someone is being mean to you he wouldn't hesitate to insult them
• He likes doing puzzles and crosswords
• His favorite season is fall because the leaves falling is like the color of his hair
• He likes sour candy's (specifically watermelon sourpatch)
• Him and his partner go on walks while holding hands
• falls down the stairs a lot, and yells at the stairs whenever this happens because he gets mad
• He likes carnivals, it makes him very happy like a little kid
• He's scared of bees
• Does karaoke and sings pretty well
• In picnics he would be the one spreading out the food and giving more food to people he likes and less to who he dislikes (that's so cute ngl)
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• Doesn’t want a big wedding just got a court date and a celebration party and honeymoon after ( he doesn't seem like an extra person )
• Loves raspberries, blueberries, guava, dragonfruit, ok he just likes fruit in general but those are his favorites
• Would build a snowman when it snows and would tell their partner to come out of excitement and see the snowman he built
• Surprisingly good at drawing
• His favorite actors is Keanu Reeves, Maryl Streep, and Idris Elba
• Favorite ice cream flavor is Mint chip ice cream
• His favorite sport to play is tennis or volleyball
• Is into celebrity drama
• He says he hates people that believe in the zodiac but he researches a lot about it and he also knows the astral charts of everyone in his group
• Super funny, has the best jokes
• Favorite subject ; math and science
• In winter, he would wear big coats because he can't handle the cold
• He can break dance and looks super hot while doing it
• Really into marvel, he used to collect the comics when he was younger
• His hair HAS to be perfect, or he will get frustrated and cry
• His favorite animal; birds
• Loves to write poetry
• He's cute when he's angry
• His clothing style is so good
• Wears bucket hats
• He was a teachers assistant in HS
• He likes to read, mostly romance
• Has super cold hands
• Very competitive in chess
• Always wears forest green colors
• He likes for you to rub his hair bc it helps him sleep and it makes him more relaxed
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• His favorite coke is cherry coke (honestly it's so good)
• He looks handsome while sleeping so his partner always takes a photo of him sleeping
• Is good at playing piano and violin but never really shows it to anyone
• He screenshots images on Google but doesn't crop them
• Slips in banana peels like in cartoon
• Compliments himself in the mirror
• He used to say, "Where my hug at?" In HS (no one gave him a hug, except for eren)
• He wears linear or does make up sometimes to see how he would look
• His laugh is very contagious
• Loves bread, mostly milk bread or crossiant
• When his partner is sick, would check up on them every 5 minutes and would cook you chicken soup and worries that you would never get better and it makes him really sad
• He closes people's chrome books and thinks it's funny
• He would write corny poems for his crush and would put it in their looker
• He likes napping in the afternoon with his partner
• Would definitely kill for you (a bit of a yandere in him)
• He'll join random discord servers and MOAN
• Sings in the showers
• Doesn’t like the cheesy Valentine’s Day stuff, spending time with his partner is the best thing
• he thinks showing his bare ass is peak comedy so everytime a camera is on he flashes
• When he just woke up and sees you making breakfast he would hug from behind you and say, "what are you making?" With his sleepy and raspy voice 😩
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mrskurono · 3 years
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a/n: the second chapter! This was going to be longer but I decided to divide it up into two for ease of reading. Gege gives us no canon idea yet so who knows if any of this is right word count: 2k tags: post!Shibuya arc, takes place during this current arc in the manga, I can’t say manga spoilers bc we don’t know what’s going on, Culling Game content character(s): Noritoshi Kamo, fem!sorcerer reader pt l
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No lie when you descended the mountain side from the empty temple. 
In fact you had never seen so many cots and sleeping arrangements in one place. Every piece of floor under Kamo name seemed to have a pair of feet on it. Most of them not even familiar with the grounds. Many of them found outside in this mess just like you had been. All of them proclaiming thanks to the young heir who'd shepherded them to this safe haven at least.
Displaced. And taken in without question. Noritoshi truthfully wasn't lying. At least about this.
Among those rescued were bunches of children. Someone knowing where their parents were. And some less fortunate. When a group of them who'd been seen without a parent or guardian since you came, were circled around a little girl who'd tripped. You found a moment of purpose to help when everything else was in disarray. 
Wiping clean your hands on the backs of your pants after helping get the smudge of dirt off the little girls knees. And assure the rest of the kids that there was no blood and no one was going to get them. They were put at ease and acting more like rowdy kids as they began to go their own way once again. You don't quite hear what the cluster of kids said when they run off in the opposite direction. Unaware of most things but what was right in front of them after you consoled them. 
Instead of what was right in front of you, your eyes drift up towards the same thing you had been staring at every day since descending down the hill.
"It got bigger."
More than just caught off guard. You whip around to the semi familiar voice behind you. Noritoshi, with his arms crossed under the sleeves of his robes as he leans into the side of the doorway the kids originally tripped through. He was looking exactly at what you were as well. Looming over most of the city and Kyoto countryside was an eye sore more than just a new building. 
A blotch along the skyline. 
Devoid of light and overshadowing everything else. Even at high noon it felt like days had become dimmer since that thing blossomed into existence. Just like the rank stench of a curse. Whatever that thing was left your nostrils burning and skin crawling.
Noritoshi pushed off the door frame and straightened back up, "Do you have a moment?"
"Seems that's all I have these last few days." You retort to your host. Gracious as he was. The past two days felt nothing short of cabin fever from feeling so useless amongst the uncertainty. Not as humorous about it as you seemed to be. You redact your comment and answer him, "Yeah what?"
Still facing up towards the nameless bubble that overtook much of Kyoto, Noritoshi came beside you to clear his throat and lower his voice, "I was wondering if you gave anymore thought to what I told you."
Your eyebrow arched up, "That I can kill you if you lied to me?" The Kamo family head was not amused again so you folded your arms and stiffened up a little, "That sounded like gibberish. How am I suppose to believe anything you said when communications are basically down."
"The heads of the family have always been in contact," Noritoshi drew his attention away from the looming threat and back onto you, "The clans existed before the elders even. Besides, we were allotted more direct information today."
"Ok?" 
"I'd like to that to show you."
This sounded like a favor being disguised as something else. You hold onto your breath unsure what was in the best interest of you or anyone at this point. All you really knew was everything stunk like a persistent curse and you wanted it to end.
"Why aren't the clans working together then?" You poise a real question any sane thinking human would come up with. While equipped to deal with curses you did not feel equipped to deal with the politics of it all. 
A grimace on his face unlike the one the day before, "Things are....less than ideal."
"Really?"
Noritoshi wasn't delighted with your tone.
You sigh and decide against anything to self serving at his expense, "Fine. If it means possibly keeping everyone safe then what is it?"
That caught him slightly off guard, "What about yourself?" Noritoshi asked frankly.
Of course you scowl that someone from one of the clans would ask that, "I didn't become a Jujutsu Sorcerer to keep myself safe."
Admirable. He had to nod to that. Turning away quickly when he beckoned you to follow him back towards the innards of the Kamo estate.
Unlike the last time you were invited into what could only be described as a mock situations room. That had been involving dirty stares from a handful of men you didn't know or even heard of. And your credentials as a sorcerer scrutinized even in a time of panic when you thought help would be welcomed with open arms. Apparently the clans firmly held onto the idea that those serving themselves was severing everyone around them. You objectiably had different ideas about sorcery. 
Thankfully unlike last time when you had to deal with a room full of stuffy mindsets. You were surprised but worried to find no one awaiting to tell you that you couldn't be in there. 
What was there happened to be a jumble of papers, or what could constitute as a jumble, and two chairs pulled away from the table. Something about the urgency of such a small meeting left your skin crawling seeing the mess. Unease not worn often on your exterior. You looked around at the papers on the table and no one going over them.
"What is this?" You pick up the first few on the top with what appeared to be Noritoshi's hand writing all over them. Most of it seemed like chicken scratch saved for one word you picked out of the bunch, "Culling? What? What is this?"
Somber look on his pale features left Noritoshi gathering his thoughts like he was doing to the papers strewn out, "The heads of the family received more information on what those things seem to be connected to."
"Why aren't you discussing this with your clan then?" 
A pause from the man next to you, "...it seems alliances are already being formed."
Your brows pinch together leaving you to search for more of the papers on the table for an explanation, "Alliances? Alliances of what? What does this have to do with the giant stink ball in Kyoto? Or the curses? What does this have to do with what you told me yesterday about the Shibuya incident report?"
Something unfamiliar on the Sorcerer's face. You hadn't seen it yet. Something accustomed to worry crept onto Noritoshi and he handed you one piece of paper yet to make it into your grasp, "You couldn't have any idea working independently. That's why I asked you to come look these over. I just...I need someone to tell me they're reading this like I am."
Swelling your chest with a deep breath. You snatch the paper from him with a skeptical look once over. Whatever could be conjured up to add worse news to the unleashed curses rampaging across Japan. You held your breath with your eyes scanning it over. Feeling the air in you slowly draw out. Just as you finished the last few sentences. Suddenly you understood what could have made this worse.
"...it wants us to die..." Hands clammy and grasping for another deep breath, you read over the part again about the nineteen day warning. 
No, it wasn't a warning. This was an outright threat.
You shake your head trying to count the days that had melded together in your mind since everything went haywire, "That means...well, one...two...four-"
"Every Jujutsu Sorcerer has two weeks," Noritoshi having already done the math tipped his head down to scan the table for something. He took the deep breath you just couldn't seem to get a hold of. He grabbed for a paper tucked under pens and you watch them roll and scatter away from him, "...As of yesterday I may have sent a small handful of Kamo members to check the site out."
"Before you go this information?"
Noritoshi nodded, "I got this only an hour ago." He focused on the paper in front of him, "There were five sorcerers sent....and none of them have contacted me since they left."
Rightfully so you didn't like where this was going.
"I need to go look for them...I can't leave people to die like this." Noritoshi, though most the time calm and without a crack to his facade, faced you with both his eyes open and a waiver to his tone, "Will you come with me? Please, if something is going to happen to other sorcerers I can't let them be a victim of my own faults."
Much like the confrontation when you both ran into each other in the abandoned temple. This request left you at odds with your choices. Like coming with him or staying up at the temple alone. You could go with him. Or you could tell him no.
No meant possibly saving your own hide. But thinking about what those papers said, well, saving yourself seemed to mean nothing with a countdown. Only slight extension of the inevitable.
"Who will stay here to watch the civilians then?" A real concern you saw with non sorcerers piled into one place. The buffet for a curse or two that might catch a whiff of the displaced humans.
"I have sorcerers stationed here. With a single grade two member and a handful of semi-grade two sorcerers." Noritoshi had planned straticigally even before knowing everything that came into light, "You're at least a semi-grade one I take it."
The assumption irked you as you hadn't divulged anything yet to him for the sake of keeping as many tokens stacked in your favor, "....something like that, I suppose."
"Then we should be ok for any curses if we're careful."
"And why ask me instead of one of your own?"
"Because...." Noritoshi dropped his gaze down to the mess in front of him, "...I can trust someone who has no ties to the clans." He stopped and looked at you, "You'll kill me if I'm lying, which means more people will be safe if in fact sorcerers are turning on people."
He was right. About killing him. Not once had the thought left since being on high alert during all of this. If everything you read on those notes were right then going alone was suicide. For either of you.
"...One promise," You firmly demand. Noritoshi remains silent but nods. Finally with a deep breath you find your calm, "...neither of us go in that thing until the eighteenth day. Even if your members already went into it."
He held out on your words for a moment. Either mulling them over or finding something to make you promise. Finally Noritoshi spoke up, "...what happens on the eighteenth day then?"
What would happen? You could see if this set of rules was a bluff or you could comply. Either outcome seemed grim with little control for anyone at all. Faux hope with what you said next.
"On the eighteenth day we both go in." You said somberly, "I'll go in with you and anyone else you deem trustworthy enough." 
For a second it looked like he was going to carry on about something. But there was one thing you had to remind him to see crystal clear about all this.
Stepping close to the sorcerer your voice lowers and you make him look at you, "...I will kill you if you're lying. That promise still stands. Either you're on my side or your not....culling game or not, I won't let someone rule over me. Got it?"
Maybe he was getting use to it. Or perhaps Noritoshi believed you both to be truthfully on the same side now. He gave a nod and didn't falter, "I expect nothing else from the angel of death I met on the mountain side."
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hello!! let's see uhh how about #11 [how is a typical nights sleep for them?] also i lost one of my earbuds a couple days ago and i’ve probably lost it forever since it was in the car and i NEVER find things ive lost in the car. once you lose things in the car it's like they have ceased to exist. anyways fun fact of the day: i daydream a lot (im not sure if that’s what i should call it since i do it during the night too but ill call it that anyway!!) and i mostly do it to music. especially fight scenes or any kinda active scenes like running or climbing or whatever and it's also why I need both earbuds bc I can't focus on the daydream/music when my dads walking around the kitchen at 3am!! i actually have an entire playlist for songs i daydream to lol i also usually do it to uhh some of my favorite IFs...like urs...<3
-spice!! [i honestly thought today was gonna be october 1st. i also thought today was friday smh i was so excited bc venom: let there be carnage is coming on october 1st hrnng also extra fun fact: im terrible at math. if you told me to divide something my brain would implode. im really good at ela though..was the kid that was the teachers favorite and got pretty good grades in everything besides math (and p.e. lol) also im glad you like my fun facts!! sometimes i get worried that i talk too much or share too much and that it's annoying so im glad to hear that it’s not really a bother haha!!]
// did you ever find your earbud?? I hate using cordless headphones, I'm far too ditzy to keep track of them -- I'd just be in a constant state of panic and checking to make sure I had them 24/7 lol!! Also, math sucks. like, I can manage the basics but so help me if you start throwing the alphabet in there... *shakes fist at sky*
Finlay: Usually sleeps on their back and is almost dead to the world. Occasionally has nightmares but that's kinda inevitable with their line of work, haha!!
Lesilfae: Sleeps with his back to the door like a monster -- more or less sleeps soundly but occasionally has to indulge in teas or herbs to help aid in falling asleep. He's sadly a bit too involved in his work...
Galeon: Sleeps on his back and doesn't move much in the night. Snores like an angry grizzly bear and occasionally forgets to remove his reading glasses before passing out for the night. I mean, assuming he's actually sleeping and he hasn't been awake for twelve days straight... (pls sleep galeon, we're worried.)
Hollond: Sleeps either on top of Galeon or tucked against his left side, under both of his arms. Used to his snoring but will otherwise wake up at the slightest sound or if they get a sense of something being off.
Greta: Doesn't sleep lol but when she does it's more like a cat nap than actual rest. Far too much to do and so very little time to get it done (she says as she snatches someone's wallet smh)! Sleeps curled up on her side, sometimes on her stomach but rarely -- lets out little snores, very cute, but drools an oceans worth of spit onto her pillow before she wakes up...
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⭐️byeol’s relationship with nct dream
🦁mark & byeol
relationship: work husband and wife
y’all know the term work husband/wife right
look it up if not
marks a great leader and all, but sometimes he needs assistance
especially when the dreamies are being. well the dreamies
byeol also steps up as leader when mark doesn’t promote with them
during boom and ridin era the other members appointed her leader and then when mark came back they didn’t wanna let her go
they have attachment issues to her
byeol will not call him oppa, she’d rather die
instead she sticks to more casual names like dude, bro, mate, etc
mark doesn’t use any of the other nicknames the others use besides dani
mark’s contact for byeol: “danny⭐️”
byeol’s contact for mark: “leo 1 (derogatory)”
🦊renjun & byeol
relationship: besties
they’re really close it’s so cute
they sung together in hot sauce and when they found out ab it they were so happy
they aren’t usually chaotic but will team up together to get the others
they often speak in mandarin and english to help each other practice
renjun picks up english a lot easier than byeol gets mandarin
they love watching marvel movies together
when endgame came out they saw it together in theatres and posted pictures on twitter
renjun REFUSES to call byeol noona
byeol doesn’t really care but teases him for being younger
if byeol had to pick a dreamie to live with forever it would be renjun bc “he drives her the least insane”
renjun’s contact for byeol: “별별⭐️” (byeol byeol)
byeol’s contact for renjun: “런쥔🦊” (renjun)
🐶jeno & byeol
relationship: friends to lovers
bonkers, chaotic, loud
they’re always scheming for literally no reason
when jeno was still in school, byeol would do his math hw for him and claim she was helping
he passed so what’s the big deal
it’s actually sickening out sweet they are to each other
always using pet names and showing skinship
byeol said that jeno made her feel very welcomed when she first started training with them
jeno listed byeol as his favorite comedian
he claims to have a ton of unreleased photos of byeol he took professionally
jeno also says she’s his favorite model
jeno’s contact for byeol: “총애하는 누나” (favorite/beloved noona)
byeol’s contact for jeno: “베스트 보이 제노 ☺️” (best boy jeno)
🐻haechan & byeol
relationship: enemies to lovers
no bc these two r the most competitive people ever
and most the time it’s for no reason
“noona, i bet i can make this paper wad in the trash and you can’t !!!”
“kiss my ass”
but deep down, they care for each other so much
during each of their injuries they were always there for each other
haechan keep a note on his phone of the last time byeol iced her shoulder
don’t tell byeol she’ll cry
byeol was supposed to room with him but literally refused bc he snores
although they do end up falling asleep together all the time after a long day
both keep up with every 127 and dream comeback so they spend sm time together
for a long time, haechan’s background was of him and byeol
haechan’s contact for byeol: “우리 별✨” (our star)
byeol’s contact for haechan: “hyuckie☀️”
🐰jaemin & byeol
relationship: platonic soulmates
don’t touch me they’re so cute together
byeol likes to sleep over at the dreamies dorm sometimes
idk why anyone would willing do that but okay
she always ends up sleeping in jaemin’s bed
claims he’s the best cuddler in nct dream
during team games they will not split up
it’s always jeno, jaemin, and byeol
and the others cannot stand it
the three just have this connection and incredible team work
byeol once tried jaemin’s coffee and actually cried
the worst thing in the world
but she said she’d rather drink that than do an aeygo punishment
actually jaemin takes her aeygo punishments all the time
and byeol cringes silently behind him
jaemin calls byeol the sister he never had
jaemin’s contact for byeol: “별누나💛” (byeol noona)
byeol’s contact for jaemin: “leo 2 (less derogatory)”
🐬chenle & byeol
relationship: byeol’s favorite
byeol stated in an interview she’s actually the least closest with chenle out of all the dream members
and this upsets her greatly so she’s been working on it
however chenle is her “favorite” bc when they do hang out it’s easygoing and they have a natural chemistry
although she hates his scorpio tendencies
one year for her birthday chenle tried to make her breakfast in bed but he didn’t want to wake her
she woke up at like 1pm and her food was cold
she was v sad and felt like she ruined her gift
chenle just decided to take her out to lunch and they spent the whole day together
byeol has visited his house once or twice and she was amazed of how much cleaner it was than the dorms
chenle’s mother said she can come over anytime to escape the boys
byeol did not get to participate in the daegal video as she had some family stuff to deal with
she says she would be daegal’s favorite though
chenle’s contact for byeol: “황별누나⭐️” (hwang byeol noona)
byeol’s contact for chenle: “천러 🐬💛” (chenle)
🐭jisung & byeol
relationship: byeol’s baby
there’s no ands, if’s, or buts about it
jisung is byeol’s baby
even if he’s sm taller than her
she’s the biggest jisung stan ever there is no topping her
she’s admitted to trading her own photocard she pulled in the boom album for a jisung one with an nctzen
byeol helped jisung with a lot of his school work during trainee days
jisung will always speak formally to byeol even if he doesn’t with the other members
he actually had a huge crush on byeol when they first started training together
and the members STILL tease him for it
byeol also likes to spend the night in jisung’s room bc he’s “peaceful”
even though jisung isn’t confident in his english speaking, byeol will sometimes make him speak for her to practice
jisung’s favorite thing to do is play with byeol’s hair
sometimes they have dreamie movie nights and jisung will sit byeol in front of him and just braid her hair or something
byeol says it’s v calming and she falls asleep to it all the time
when jisung was injured she always made sure he was taken care of whether by herself, other members, or staff
jisung’s contact for byeol: “누나⭐️” (noona)
byeol’s contact for jisung: “막내지지” (maknae jiji)
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