#bc it's so poky

[maraschinotopped]

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#nebula and quasar #[cherry on top] #rahhhhh this didnt turn out. as good as i wanted it to be #but honestly i need this idea Out of my head #bc i need to start clearing out my fixtation shitpost queue or i think ill explode! (mentally) #so im posting it anyway. #anyways. woe naq tumblr shitpost be upon ye #also look at my cephla + pokie designs !!! #i really like how i drew them here....

[pokikirapoki]

NOT WHITE K’ ON MY DASH

#poki pokes #i literally scrolled down saw him and thought it was orochi before i read the tags 😭😭😭😭😭 #like. it boggles my mind bc #they colored shingo’s hair(brown) just fine! they also color kyo’s hair(brown) good too! #but they alluva sudden can’t color k’s brown skin????????? 🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨 #that ain’t my nigga k’ that’s motherfucking kaiden!!!!! #there are SO MANY official arts of k’ you can color-pick from #ain’t NO excuse #immediate block!!!

[ventiswampwater]

Your good boy?

not a drill!!! if you haven’t yet, go GO read @raccoonspooky’s incredible Brahms fic, Love Me Cancerously! I finally got the chance to catch up on it and??? I’m passin out dyin decomposing for it and u should be too!! this particular line lives in my head rent-free but u best believe the whole ass thing had me frothing @ the mouth and chewing drywall

#imagine like. air sirens blaring #bc I need u to read this and give poki all ur love #bc they have successfully inspired so much of my bullshit nonsense smut writing lately!!! with our dumbass conversations #their stuff is so good. so good. #I'm like a nanosecond from watching thru the boys just so that I can read their other stuff lmaooo #if you love pathetic men and beautiful writing??? look no further idefk #mwah ily take this crappy edit as a thank u gift for all the insane laughing fits I've had over our convos #I luv that we are both categorically unhinged in the same way like. what a coincidence im yellinggfdhkjrfsdk

[lildoodlecat]

wearing the cute earrings to my x2 job grind session <3

#i actually just forgot to take them out after work sjxkd #i usually wear some comfy studs with like. idk what the clasp is called where the backing goes through your ear #great for sleeping tho. no pokies #and i need to be able to mess with my earrings or else i go insane so i like having them in #anyway silver butterflies for x2 time!!! #im still super early bc i was like hm. what if i paid off the debt #but i think i may be stupid #bc i cant remember if i picked anything from the grade shop to help me get gald faster #oh well #ik what skit you get for paying back the debt yourself but wouldnt it be sooo cool if i got it myself #but ye #jay yells #jay plays tales #since i talk for .5 seconds in the tags abt it ig #oh yeah i got the luke cat again. love him

[breitzbachbea]

I do love replaying Deponia, I think I am just gonna keep doing that to wind down for the forseeable future. It's nostalgia. It's engaging with something creative, a story, without writing. It's tiring you out very well so you'll actually sleep. It keeps me off social media. It gives me something to look forward to. I think this habit will be kept up for at least the rest of the semester when I still have work to do.

#beablabbers #also my writing is so grounded it is so fun to be taken away into a world that is different #after I am through with Deponia I'll either buy Deponia Doomsday cuz I never played that one or I'll start the Harvey series #ooor Night of the Rabbit #the thing with Harvey is that it is grounded but it is not. I am sure there is a word for this type of story. but it's just so ... weird. #like yes you are in reality but bc Poki's character design is so weird it already feels like an unfamiliar distorted world #and then there is the elements like Lilli's fantasy world and coping mechanism hallucinations and same goes for Edna #man those games are fucking WEIRD. I think sometimes I am bereaving myself of telling stories like that but ah well. #tomorrow it is finishing that term paper and hey. I like that as well. Real life. Being grounded in something and taking it apart. #but also hopefully maybe my own writing will get a little bit weirder. it's ought to. creepy as hell Halloween story by me WHEN

[cerealandchoccymilk]

#i didnt know piercings could heal that fast #had to kind of forcibly poke them bc they covered up already #after not wearing earrings since this morning #we were going to wear some!! but we couldnt find the hole without a mirror #and we were in a hurry so we just left it #and boom. had to poke through the new skin. apparently #we should probably just keep our starters on when we're not wearing anything else... #we only have 1 other sanitized pair so #we should go about converting our clips to pokies tomorrow probably #- blue

[casualgay-mer]

Keymaster appreciation post

There's something to be said about his initial design and I will say this something. We are taking the original game as an example, but will touch on the remaster too.

The design

How the fuck did Poki do it? How can you make a character that looks like an absolute dork AND kinda intimidating at the same time? I tell you how, but before that - let's examine these two faces.

Unfortunately, Poki clearly had a trouble with the Keymaster staying on model, I call the first version "squarey" (you can see this version of his face during the first dialogue and during KM wait in the truck) and the second's "long-ey" (you can see this one everywhere else) but I will say that I generally prefer the second version - the long face one.

Why? The look is a bit more human and not "I don't have no fucking eyelids", the eyebrows are so much prominent, which adds to the look, and the bang is a bit longer.

So what's so cool and actually funny about his design?

He combines two archetypes: a general creep (sick (not in a cool way) eye and skin colors (dude may wanna check his liver tho), an indication of sunken eyes, the stache) and a coolass emoboy (this fucking haircut, smug talk, drama). Like these two guys fused together:

Like dude what the fuck

Also his skin color is fucking sickening you know why? Ever tried to rub your skin along - say - shoulder? Ever got these partricles of dead skin? Have you ever saw what color does it get, when you accumulate it enough in your hand?

That's right! They are morbidly greay-ishly green. Exact hue of his skin. THE DUDE HAS SO MUCH DEAD SKIN - ppls kinda shed - ON HIS BOD IT MIGHT AS WELL BE 20% of his body weight.

The voice/s

Original VA for Keymaster goes for a top notch mix of freako and smug. He sounds both flirtatious and a biiit unstable, like a person who tries their best to hit you up but clearly haven't slept for like 3 days - the tone and mannerisms are all over the place, the voice itself is the perfect balance of semi-deep and whispery. I love this performance - it confuses you into whether or not can you trust the guy . An original performance and the one to be respected.

(sorry for the little snippet of another voice at the end - this let's player doesn't know how to shut up and I am too lazy to record it again from a different source)

Russian VA for Keymaster - who based his performance off the original one - DIDN'T HAVE TO GO THAT HARD?? Dat voice is deep as FUCK, thicc even, you can't call the voice "thicc" but this one just IS. The whispery part is gone absolutely, KM sounds kinda normal even, but holy shit did the VA turned it up to 100. This one is a favourite of mine, absolutely. I don't even give a shit about what he says, this is some ASMR shit. Absolute 0 wonder why he tricked most of russian let's players into actually trusting him. The only criticism I may ha

English VA went to the opposite direction of the spectrum, he went all fancy kind of dracula over the top performance, kinda like, WE LIVE IN A SOCIETY and while he does sound unhinged, there is no doubt he's a sicko actually. That, or just a theater kid. But no shame on this actor tho, just bc I don't really like this particular performance, doesn't mean it's TERRIBLE ok?

Basicly I made a chart:

Go with your preference of choice, my dudes.

The personality and motives

Holy fucking shit so hear me out.

I don't like him around the fact that he's a flity pretty possible serial killer.

I like him for the fact of being RESENTFUL about it, possibly hating it about himself.

When he killed the pastor it clearly was made on impulse, and he hated it so much that he locked himself - and therefore Edna - up. Despite the smarts he's clearly impulsive in nature - like getting off to drive a Dr's car ABSOLUTELY NOT KNOWING HOW TO and ONLY THINKING AFTER THE FACT, there is like nothing going on in this head.

I am not excusing the guy's actions, but there is a big chance he just went a full on Sam Gordon just with no curse involved.

...

HOLY SHIT IS KEY MASTER A BLACK MIRROR REFERENCE

THE FIVE KEYS SAM HAS TO FIND, THE SURROUNDINGS, THE "OOPS FUCK I DIDN'T MEAN TO KILL PPL I HAVE ISSUES I HATE MYSELF *commits a sewer side*" AND THE LOOKS?

Okay I am just overthinking it at this point. BUUUT THIS GAME WAS MADE IN GOOD OLD 2003 AND PRETTY BELOVED IN GERMANY AND WE HAVE WALKING REFERENCES LIKE PROFESSOR NOK SOOOOOOOO

...

So anyways.

The conculsion

Key Master is great not because he's your stereotypical mass murderer POS. There is a lot of unpack and a lot of empathy to be felt if you try to think on how come he ended up the way he did.

He actively hates himself and doesn't enjoy the way he is which is - unfortunately - preeeetty much deserved.

I will write more abt the dude later - especially on my fav theory that says he's not real

#edna and harvey the breakout #edna bricht aus #edna and harvey #key master #keymaster #schlüsselmeister #edna and harvey keymaster #edna konrad #daedalic #keymaster post #cgm original #longpost #stach

[gureumz]

OMG KINIKILIG POKI Q SA STEPCEST ASKS D2 HUEHUE ( pls pls write a fic abt it im begging )

stepbro!jungwon who you see as your caring and protective kuya. he makes hatid-sundo you everywhere, goes with you when shopping, and cuddles with you. secretly, won is a pervert na gustong-gusto ka na dalhin sa kama at kantutin buong gabi. you're oblivious to the way he looks at you when you wear short shorts around the house, kapag sumasama siya sayo sa fitting room, and when he presses up against you when cuddling

WHHSHAHSHAHA SORRY OMG FORGIVE ME

HFJJDHDHSHA my guilty pleasure

jungwon is such a perfect model for corruption-adjecent kinks like this one bc he's so calm and collected and trustworthy, surely he wouldn't think of doing anything bad and icky right? 🥺 like it's okay that he touches you down there sometimes, it's what good big brothers do, or so he says. he helps you when you're feeling all tingly and wet down there. nice kuya jungwon is so sweet for that 🥺

#asks #enhypen smut #i need to get my head out of the gutter #LORD HELP ME

[marshmallowdarling]

hi, i was wondering if u could write for a yandere batfam reaction to the batsis growing REALLY tall, like 6’0(opposite of ur short one). just overall head cannons on how they would react and such.

only do this if u can tho!!! i completely understand if u can’t, and i’m just glad i found out how asks work!! drink some water, sleep well, and have a wonder weekend!!!!

I kind of wanted to distance myself from Batfam stuff just because the only blogs I've seen bout them always turn into a Batfam blog bc of the demand and while I love them and I know some blog writers do love them like that I would rather not continue to write them.

But you anon are just so nice and cute how was I not supposed to???? 🥺

Also sorry for the delay in writing, I just didn't have any creative juices at all. I'm trying to get out of this funk so please send me asks!!

If you thought the batfam fed short foster! Reader then you haven’t seen anything yet!

Because your taller and bigger your body needs more food and they know this, so instead of them kind of backing off and making sure you eat no matter how big, NOW they will be feeding you 24/7!

They still keep the same type of snacks but now they try to keep protein on them, the bat mobile having a cooler into it now to keep everything fresh. 

Tall reader! Still gets regular check up’s, making sure that you growing too fast doesn’t hurt you and that your body can support your new weight. Checking that your joints and bones are oki doki hoki poki!

Batfam! Worries about your height too, wondering if your height might give you some disadvantages with your body with age or if your genetics might give you something bad.

I’m sorry to say but if your taller than them you won’t be stronger than them, you still get picked up and they modify their holding styles to make sure your comfortable. Though Tim and Damian both have thought about if you could pick them up, Damian having once had a dream that he was on your shoulders while you were running through the manor, he was very huffy and pouty after and was even more of a brat for your attention that day even though he wouldn’t tell you why.

Dick once had a nightmare that you had grown as tall as a house and escaped, when he tried to bring you back home you just stepped over him like an ant. When he flung awake he immediately sneaked into your room to make sure you weren’t like his dream, he definitely listened to his old man and Alfred’s nagging about having some sort of sleep schedule after that. 

If ANYONE says anything about your height or even looks at you the wrong way the whole family are going to torture them slowly but not before making a show of telling them off and praising you up and down for your height.

Clothes are tailored for you anyways no matter your height or gender so you never have to worry about nothing fitting, same with shoes. You get the grandest biggest bed they can get, bigger than an Alaska king sized bed as they had it made to order just for their little precious sibling.

That’s another thing too, your still their precious little thing. No matter how tall you are or how old you are, and they will not even think twice before reminding you about that.

“Aww aren’t you just a little precious thing. Hu? What do you mean your taller than me. Pfft- that doesn’t matter silly little cub, you aren’t as strong as us are you hmm? You still need your big boys to take care of you! There’s no shame in that little cub! We are more than happy to help!”

I head cannon that the BatBoys! Always show a range of body types in the magazines they pose for so best bet if your ever feeling low they will show you how beautiful and handsome your body is. 

You never get mocked for being too tall but Jason does put things juuuust out of reach to ‘coincidently’ walk in on you struggling and tease you even if he himself can’t reach and needs to climb on something. 

“You were just saying how tall you were, what happened hmm? That too far away from you?” He chuckles and teases you while he gets it down but gives your head pat while he’s up there.

I don’t put specific heights but it’s going to be rare that you are taller than them or all of them. Bruce is 6’2 (from a quick google search don’t kill me) and the boys are around the same so some of them might just be an inch or half an inch taller than you. Though even if you are taller than them it won’t change much, they will find ways to pat your head and give forehead kisses but back, arm and shoulder pats so come more frequent.

#yandere batman #soft yandere #soft!yandere #platonic batboys #platonic yandere batfam #platonic yandere #yandere chubby reader #yandere #yandere x reader #yandere x y/n #yandere x tall reader #yandere x tall darling #yandere x tall y/n

[rpfisfine]

Sorry but i don't have anyone to vent about this to. i'm going insane because of aleksa's eyes specifically. how can someone have eyes like that. why are they so big....? so he can read socialist literature more efficiently? So he can See his best friend(who is big also) better? why are they so grey? can he see me through the screen? help

HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII im gonna pretend i have no idea who sent this ask and we're meeting each other for the 1st time again on a beautiful windswept beach on a warm summer evening and aren't currently living together in my windowless eunuch tower... sooooooo so so so so fucking real ive been saving up resources for an aleksa eyes compilation just for this ask alone and im realizing now there's only so many images one can hoard before needing to share them with the masses for the sake of one's sanity so here they are:

like......youre sooooo right no other man in the world has legitimately the eyes of a gay yugoslavian pornstar like theyre so fascinating. he has all the privileges of someone with beautiful bright eyes but also you don't look like a cringe idiot praising them bc they aren't like basic regular ass blue orbs. also the last one drives me insane bc it looks like he used to wear eyeliner in the rly early boy boy videos..............i need to be hospitalized immediately. also i love that in the money laundering video (middle left) they were like damn we need a deeply cinematic shot of someone with enchanting eyes and thick lashes looking longingly up at a pokie machine (before licking it and making out and pretending to have sex with it). Thankfully we know just the right man to call

#aleksa vulović #boy boy #JUMPING UP AND DOWN HIIIIIIIIIII TRIIJA i hope you dont mind me revealing your identity to the world like this im just soooo excite.... #<33333333333333333333333 #also i havent stopped thikning abt your following ask either..... maybe they ARE so big just so he can cry better........ #what a thought... #asks #scopohobia tw #just to be sure

[prestonmonterey]

silly guy (oc) (more info below)

ok so funny story

i made this misfits and magic oc that was friends with evan (uhh cuz i think brennan mentioned that hed like bunk in summer camps in the middle of nowhere midwest)

so....this guy (julian. is his name. i think?) i made him like a year ago.. wayyyy before i learned about adamandi. or camp here and there...

but... hes basically a camp here and there oc so im makin it official

hes like...kinda a counselor i guess? official supervisor of the creativity cabin

(hes also pretty much ambrose bassford he/him classics. but. s okay i still love him /j)

uhh heres my old art of him that made me remember he existed

not super sure if i like the new drawing more. but. it exists so

julian richardson

he/him (ftm)

counselor of creativity cabin

aroaceflux

he wears the silly oversized letterman cuz...um...his mom got it for him and he likes it (shhh not me making up lore on the spot to justify my silly character design whims)

boots for hiking bc summer camp or something

idk if chnt actually has counselor uniforms that theyre sposed to wear or something but hed either wear the camp polo or just like. a graphic tee

(also when he was a mismag oc it was also an unsleeping city crossover and i think he was vox phantasma of. idk wherever he lives.) so...um some kind of like dream prophecies ig

idk what else to say

oh he has a lot of friendship bracelets (and pins on his bag that i totally didnt forget to draw :\ ) from like. camp arts and crafts activities

uhh hes probably gotten more than a safe amount of paint and glue and stuff on his skin bc he only wears cutoffs (and he takes off the letterman for activities, so it doesnt get dirty)

(he was also...how do i say this in a way that makes sense to anyone else...idk horse coded...specifically unicorn) i think he had a big phase of like. idk whats a popular unicorn book series. i imagine like warriors cats but horses (warriors does exist in chnt. so i guess it doesnt make sense? idk i feel like its plausible. my friend wrote warriors horse fanfic when i was a kid. and i feel like having big poky horns could have potential for immense gore)

anyway i guess that means hes a horse girl

#marble musings #uhh #i just remembered i dont have an art tag #should i make one #marble draws #is that good? #too late i already did it :\ #mmm #chnt #i guess #chnt oc #camp here and there oc

[xomoosexo]

im hoping shes choosing to sit down and watch the entire thing bc i think it can make most ccs more empathetic to dream considering how she joked about the grooming thing on stream a bit ago. unfortunately, im sure she can relate to the swatting, doxxing and mass harassment so i just hope everyone who watches dreams video can relate and be a little kinder to him

yeah. I feel so incredibly neutral about poki cause I've been watching twitch for a long time and she's been through it. like she's been streaming for ten years since she was 17 and was popular for the majority of that. having your entire young adulthood be watched and scrutinized all the time just messes with you and definitely makes it harder to immediately empathize with other content creators even though we think it should be the opposite (because you become so desensitized to it). I don't like her that much but I get that. I hope she watches it!

#askies

[pokikirapoki]

i need y'all to know that whenever i'm talking about iori i am not talking about iori fate i am talking about iori kof who is the only iori ever actually.

#poki pokes #i will instead refer to him by saying 'ri-ri' #anyways #IORI YAGAMI > iori miyamoto #i feel so sad bc iori's trending but not the right iori (ri-ri) and i'm *grips my head and falls to my knees*

[ventiswampwater]

My bae Raccoons sent me your Lester fic and my god, you made me want that scrunky possum man

ahhhhh!!! HELLO!!!💜

I'm so glad that I could inspire some lester thirst. he deserves it!! precious stinky possum dude

I thought I too was incapable of being thirsty for that lil rat man!! but then I sat in front of my laptop and spat out thousands of words of yearning for stinkynastydirty nonsense......smh

this was me writing that fic:

#I'm so touched that u sent me this #and that poki sent u this fic...................................mwah mwah @ both of u ily #I'm so glad that u enjoyed it!! I had so much fun writing it!! totally lost my marbles lol #I kinda want to write some more lester stuff. eventually............bc he's so much fun. just a lil awful gross man!!! my beloved!! #<333 #asks #flaggermuser

[kiekiecarrera]

What’s your season 4 predictions for jiara and the plot? Or what do you hope for?

I don't know if I've let myself sit long enough with s3 to have any real predictions for s4, but I can tell you things I hope for.

If they're gonna throw some drama Jiara's way, I want it to be internal struggles like in s3. Whatever shit comes there way, I don't want a third party interfering unless it's for like half an episode to spur some jealousy, but nothing really serious or meaningful - they need to keep the topper thornton syndrome out of jiara's way basically. They have so much to unpack in terms of their emotional growth, and especially with JJ, so I really don't think they need much of that. As much as I hate Luke, I would not mind their storyline involving him, or both of their parents actually. Like if Luke comes back and JJ starts giving him money and he starts using again, and Kie can see the signs and is worried bc he's emotionally abusing JJ again and she can see where it's going? But JJ kinda won't listen to her and pushes her away because it's his dad? Top tier angst tbh. Especially if Kie is going through her own struggles with her parents, because Mike and Anna were actual shit in s3 and they have so much to make up for, but then she thinks she might be projecting her own shit on JJ.

I also kinda want JJ to be fighting for Kie in s4 - she spent much of s3 being there for him, and I need him to show up for her the same way.

On the Pogues front, I just want more Pogues in general. I missed group scenes so much, so I want much more of these in s4, and I want Cleo to truly feel like a member of the group and not an extension of Pope. I want her to have scenes with the girls and with JJ and John B separate from Pope, and I want besties Johnkie and Pokie back. And Cambank siblings agenda, ofc.

#answered #anonymous #i want a lot of things #mostly s1 vibes with canon jiara tbh #jiara #otp; did you tell jj

[natendo-art]

This isn't rlly a question but more of a statement. I just want to say that me and my gf @ramblingsofacotlfangirl love ur art. I do bc pokies is one of the things that connected us and Loki saying he's big made me more confident in my self. So seeing ur art everyday makes me smile. (I draw some pokies too but I haven't posted nothing yet)

Oh wow I love that you were both connected through that shared love! You really can't beat the joy of having someone be excited alongside you about the things you love most! 🥺🙏💕

Well I am honored that I can bring a little joy to your day with my art! It really is so incredible to connect with so many amazing people through fandom. For my art to be able to brighten even one persons day truly means the world to me!

I would love to see your art once you post it! 🥺🙏💕