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my chemical romance albums but make them (a24(ish)) film posters
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fuumiku · 6 months
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ACNH AU but it’s just Chil as Tom Nook giving out lax loans to people in need with his half-foot guild, and his close friend Isabelle Marcille helping out and hanging around. Been playing ACNH and came to the realization that Tom Nook & Isabelle give Chil & Marcille energy, and immediately had to draw it…
Man wanted to retire early but still hasn’t stopped. What I want for post-canon Chilchuck is just for him to have Tom Nook energy fr fr
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p1nkcanoe · 9 months
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I’ve been thinking a lot and I just wanna say that—
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mantimae · 5 months
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I think I’m in an art slump,,, not rlly liking anything I draw, which is absolutely stellar during art school finals time :’) <- sarcasm.
Anywho, drew the lad to relax a lil and apparently drawing him calmed me down so much my Fitbit was convinced I was asleep cjcmkdmdm
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fur-bee · 2 years
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more bucci gang textposts
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shirojikimattari · 5 months
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Saw your selenite (monk?) Tav and shadowheart comics. Instant follow.
Browsed through your blog and saw you also play DND and DM ??
-bows down to your greatness-
Out of curiosity how long have you been DMing ?? And do you DM homebrew or do you have a preferred world/setting ?
!!!! I have been DMing for 6 going 7 years!!,
1 year in Faerun (as a player)
2 years in potterverse (as a DM) I homebrewed the world for DnD including 5e compatible Harry Potter Spells, Fantastic Beasts statblocks, currencies, potion brewing mechanics, and so much more. We had to leave after JKR went krazy
And finally
3 (going 4) years in our homebrewed world of Wrosdour!!
Here is the map I made and character portraits I painted as gifts for my players putting up with my BS
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apollos-boyfriend · 1 year
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you know. the more i think about it, the less i’m inclined to label the census bureau as “evil” or “malicious”. because okay. even if, theoretically, this island isn’t a simulation, the census bureau is pretty likely some sort of robot. not only is it obviously not a normal player, but it doesn’t even have a normal voice. it talks in text to speech. it doesn’t know what “human” things like pronouns are, likely because its programming didn’t care for that sort of thing.
you know what it does care for? people’s happiness. island satisfaction. data. it seems to have been made to keep things from going awry with the residents, made to monitor them and keep them happy. it’s not malicious in itself. those who made it more than clearly have malicious intent, but it doesn’t, because a robot has no morality. which is an issue to the residents, obviously, because people do. and they voice that morality, but how is it supposed to understand what isn’t in its coding?
i’m not a programmer, but the issue here is pretty simple. the census bureau is programmed to make the residents happy. the census bureau is programmed to not let residents leave the island. its residents aren’t happy. it asks how it can fix it, because that’s what it’s supposed to do. its residents tell it they want to leave. error. no one can leave the island. it doesn’t know what to do. the system resets to the original question: how can it make them happy? its programming can’t compute the concept of leaving, so it simply doesn’t.
is it really evil, if all it does is follow what it was made for?
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crocodilenjoyer · 1 month
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what if you 🫵 wanted to take a nap 💤 but god said ☝️ asl dunmeshi au 💥
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*breaks through your window*
Have you ever wondered how steves are born? i mean like, we all have our headcanons and many of them are pretty similar but who wants to hear mine now
well if you're still reading you probably want to
So this one i'm making specific to my fanfic Sins of the Forefathers (i promise guys im still working on it, i jsut wrote the first chapter without making an outline and now i actually have to write a whole story) just because I think it’s silly, there’s no real reason and I don’t think that it’ll end up being some major plot point or anything so I can share without spoilers!
currently there are 2 big headcanons around, 1 of them being from a bit that states that steves reproduce using diamonds, and the other one being that the energy around the place can gather into one spot until theres so much that it creates a new steve
theres also... mpreg but i'd rather NOT
so naturally i combined them
To create a child you will need a diamond and at least 2 parents that are (preferably) of the same colour! the parents need to pour in a considerable amount of their energy into the diamond to create a new steve, while the diamond acts as a sort of vessel to hold onto their power. if this was tried WITHOUT the diamond, the energy would just dissipate into the air.
This ritual leaves the parents depleted of their own energy, which is why sometimes there will be more than 2 parents, just so that the load is lighter for them. Typically, the energy split isn't 100% even, so one parent may have put in a slightly larger amount of their own energy, this usually leads to the kid being closer to that parent in shade and power type/level.
When theres a third parent introduced for the sole reason of allowing the first 2 to not have to lose so much energy, they typically only gve a small amount of their own. Not enough to influence the child but enough that the parents wont be left EXHAUSTED afterwards. When theres a third parent because they also want to be a parent and have a kid, its once again a mostly even split between all of them
This all continues no matter how many parents you introduce into the mix
now the diamond! as the energy is put into the diamond, the core of it starts to become almost like a star, a core that is keeping the energy circulating and moving inside of it until it starts to create a living being. From then on, the diamond acts as an egg.
the kid inside will slowly use up the diamonds carbon from the inside out, as the energy poured into them combines with the energy that the diamond is absorbing from the general area as well. The diamond will slowly start to slightly change colour and go opaque.
The closer that the diamond egg is to people, the faster it'll hatch simply due to it absorbing energy left in the air that people give off.
The core continues to eat away at the diamond from the inside as a steve forms in there. At this point of their lives they don't need to worry about any food or water or anything because of the fact that they're still only feeding off the energy in the universe.
Once enough energy has been absorbed, the diamond shell that's left over will start to crack and fracture. The cracks will be more like something is expanding out of it rather than just breaking out. The first crack will always be the loudest as it is when the most energy is let out. At that point the kid can come crawling out the diamond and BOOM! you have a child!
A couple thoughts more that i have that im not sure where to put in:
the steves are a carbon based race due to the fact that diamonds are entirely carbon
a new hatch will be like, the size of a large hand. They grow fast once they're out
the way they're made is quite literally like a new star, and that first crack is their supernova. they basically go through the life cycle of a star before they're even born
different colours can technically have children together but it doesn't always have the intended result. Most times the energy they pour in isnt compatible so it... makes the diamond blow up....
if they do manage to succeed, the kid will be one colour or the other, as the energy of the parent who poured less energy would slowly get converted into something the other parents is more compatible with
In the case of Rainbow Steve:
So he’s an unnatural abomination of a Steve, we all know that, right?
If you didn’t, you do now bc he’s canonically made of like 5 people
Rainbow Steve was in fact made the traditional egg way, but the outputs of the energy put into the diamond had to be made so precise it wouldn’t go one way or another. He would also then have been required to be put in an environment where all the outside energy would not influence what colour he turned out to be.
The way this was done was it was completed one person at a time. Each person first had to learn to manipulate their own energy into a spare vessel with a measuring tool in it, and once it was measured to be exactly 1/7th of the total energy they would all put in, they would have to carefully manipulate the energy in an environment where there’s no extra energy swirling around, and put that into the diamond
Rinse and repeat the process 7 times and you have a rainbow egg hopefully, which would then be carefully fed equal amounts of all energy in a sealed off room. Eventually Rainbow Steve would hatch from it and all the scientists would breath a collective sigh of relief
A pretty normal way to make him honestly, but the constant feeding of the egg exhausted the scientists pretty fast, so eventually they just made a filtering system that would store the energy they let off naturally and use that to give to the egg
Also all the scientists fell in love with each other during their time there, it’s canon I said so
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heyitsspaceace · 1 year
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it’s become common knowledge in the palace for the staff to look the other way when the king of ravka sneaks a supposedly dead tracker into his room at night, or when the queen finds her way to a certain squallers room as well
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xxalphaclownxx · 7 months
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just some silly goofy guys bc i’m so autistic for them
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xskyll · 25 days
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Broke: The villains won.
Woke: Two lesbian angler fish overthrew God and dismantled seven monarchies.
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cursedcrusaders · 1 year
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I recently got into collecting funko pops and I thought you know what would be cool to have hphm funkos LOL
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crazymecjc · 1 year
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tristamp character refs oughghghgh (got possessed by the need to draw the blorbos)
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ziskandra · 1 year
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listen, listen
I know this is gonna be a controversial take, but the more I think about it, the more obsessed I am with the idea of Varric voluntarily helping The Crimson Knight (especially in a worldstate where Hawke was left in the Fade).
I’ve talked before about how I view Meredith as the type of person who is motivated by her desire to protect her own at all costs, and how this leads her down the path of Well-Intentioned Extremism, and culminating in becoming the embodiment of the uh, Knight Templar trope.
And Varric is obviously motivated by his motivation to protect Hawke: he shielded them from the Inquisition, and when push came to shove and he was forced to expose Hawke to the Inquisition anyway, it can result in Hawke’s death. The Inquisition fails Hawke, who is basically Varric’s moral compass — without Hawke’s influence, he defaults to siding with the templars at the end of DA2.
Most of the Inquisitor’s inner circle scatters over Thedas and Varric returns to Kirkwall. Varric loves Kirkwall; he’s a Kirkwaller through and through: even though he’s never envisioned nor wanted a life of politics, he becomes the fucking viscount, because there’s nobody else left who wants one drop of the poisoned chalice of that role.
And Kirkwall is a city that has always been dependent on its templars for protection. They are the city’s military force, and the city is noticeably weaker once the templars abandon it — depending on world state, it can lose a significant portion of its territory to one of Varric’s former companions. If someone he knew and trusted can do that to Kirkwall, who else might take advantage of Kirkwall in its weakened state?
Varric is isolated and alone, away from anyone who might be able to help him see the situation in a different light: his main support network is Aveline and Seneschal Bran, neither of whom are known for their ardent support of mage rights. They’re doing their best to clear Kirkwall of the impacts of the war, of the red lyrium, and even though they’re doing their best to avoid exposure, being around that much red lyrium cannot be healthy. Slowly, the paranoia and increased penchant for violence settle in. It becomes impossible to resist spending more time around the substance — and sometimes, it talks! And it sounds like Meredith Stannard.
Varric is desperate and scared and has lost everyone he has ever loved. The Inquisition has been downsized or disbanded, and his only purpose is to serve his city: the same intention with which Meredith started, the same intention and fears that the red lyrium feeds upon in them both.
Varric fears becoming his parents: people who failed to protect him because they were too caught up in their past mistakes.
But sometimes, as people, in our attempts to avoid our fears, we end up barreling into them headfirst instead.
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bardsansa · 2 years
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thankless task to be trapped in the narrative but somebody’s gotta do it
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