I fuckjng hate that "would he peel an orange for u" thing bc I had to ask for an orange from my boyfriend yesterday while he was in the kitchen and it made me feel like a psycho
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i love to imagine myself in all sorts of situations as i'm falling asleep. nobody can stop me from being absolutely bonkers in my own brain. i can live my own most chaotic ideas through wildly intense semi-conscious fantasizing and nobody will ever know
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I don't know who needs to hear this, but as a creator -
I am fine with "the audience" -
downloading my fics
printing my fics
copy/pasting or screenshotting my fics
sharing your saved copy of my fics with anyone else who might want them in the unlikely but never impossible case that my fics are no longer available on ao3
making a book of my fic(s) and running your fingers across the pages while lovingly whispering my precioussss
doing these things with anything I create for fandom, such as meta, headcanons, au nonsense like 'texts from the brodinsons,' etc
I am not fine with "the audience"
doing any of the above with the purpose/intent of plagiarizing my work or passing it off as their own in any capacity
feeding my work into ai for any reason whatsoever
Save the fandom things. Preserve the fandom things. Respect the fandom things.
Enjoy the fandom things.
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notes got infested with shit idiot brain fungus so NO ONE gets to reblog now. thank you for participating in my social experiment. celibacy loses today </3
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leverage is so fucking funny. man manages to find the most mentally ill and neurodivergent group of thieves on the market + an even more mentally ill guy whose literal job description was trying to chase all of them, and forces them into a found family speed-run by trying to blow them all up. they lowkey stage a full fucking country wide coup and are like eh 🤷 just another wednesday. this might be a fun place to vacation tho i guess. sophie shows up to her own funeral twice. they're so good at convincing people of their shit that they make a guy's body start reacting to an illness he doesn't have because it isn't real. go completely out on a limb and basically hand this one guy a new password for his computer so they can get into it and he goes with it. parker and hardison have straight up just "fake it 'till you make it"d into the fbi without even attempting to cover their tracks beyond just These Two Guys. half their clients never asked to be their clients and don't know they're their clients, and the other half are random people who find them who fuckin knows how, meanwhile no government agency can track them down without selling their soul to sterling. they make a point to have a dramatic scene w a Big Bad Shadowy Government Guy who doesn't actually get caught or brought to justice or anything telling them he's going to hunt them all down, and in any other show this would probably earn at least a minor arc later on but he literally never shows up again. an entire season finale hinged on a cake and a bunch of clams. they accidentally made eliot a celebrity not once, not twice, but three times. parker blew up her foster parents' house when she was like. nine. and it's hardly a footnote. hardison is just casually an artistic prodigy but it's only ever brought up for the most background of background gags. eliot's biggest beef with parker and hardison for like two and a half seasons is that they won't stop making weird food with lasers and refuse to realize they can't make a decent beer to save their lives. sophie's immediate response to being shot is to call her shooter a wanker. there's a character who has literally killed a man with a mop and they had the audacity to only put her in one episode.
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go to random word generator and generate two words. these two words are now your pony name. im
JUDGEMENT DRILL
based on this, my cutie mark will be some sort of awesome drill and my amazing talent would be judging who lives and dies and delivering justice by killing them with said drill. this is moral bc its my special talent. ok now you try
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He ran for the shadows
so fast it made her head spin.
And she burrowed back into that hole
this cruel world dug for her.
Maybe she won't come out this time,
but no one would care if she did,
would they
Because hatred is easy.
No one needs to ask her what she feels
when it's obvious.
No one is going to wonder
what's going through her head
when it's written all over her face.
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