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the-frog-blogg · 2 years
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Happy Month of the gay
Be gay do crimes
Be trans throw hands
Be queer strike fear
Be ace kick face
Be pan Run em over with a van
Be enby commit felonies
Be aro commit arson
Be aroace throw mace
Be bi steal pie
that’s all I got
BE GAY DO CRIMES
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clanofjones · 11 months
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PRIDE MONTH ART CHALLENGE
Lo and behold, gay art, lesbian art, bi art, pan art, trans art, enby art, aroace art, (FUCK YOU AUTOCORRECT IT'S AROACE, NOT AROSE OR A ROACH) and be gay, commit some goshdarned felonies.
Rules:
One piece of art for each of the following sexualities. It can DEFINETELY be fanart, I certainly will be some myself, and you can absolutely do more than one if your head canons or character faves seem it so.
No proship -- I.e., no incest, pedophilia, or ships to be deemed otherwise problematic -- although rare pairs are acceptable.
No sexually explicit content! Speaks for itself.
You do not have to include a ship that you feel falls under a certain category! Sometimes just multiple characters belonging to the same fandom, or a solo piece make more sense context-wise!
Sonas, avatars, and self-inserts/OC's are all welcome as well, as long as it's situationally appropriate!
Please tag me, @clanofjones and I'll reblog and add a friendly comment! I love this kinda stuff!
DON'T HARASS OTHER ARTISTS (obviously)
Memes and pride celebratory fics are also perfectly acceptable and welcome ^^
June 1: Gay
June 2: Lesbian
June 3: Bisexual
June 4: Pansexual
June 5: Polysexual
June 6: Omnisexual
June 7: Skoliosexual
June 8: Greyasexual
June 9: Demisexual
June 10: Asexual
June 11: Polyamorous
June 12: Intersex
June 13: Trans MtF
June 14: Trans FtM
June 15: Agender
June 16: Genderfluid
June 17: Bigender
June 18: Trigender
June 19: Pangender
June 20: Genderqueer
June 21: Demigirl
June 22: Demiboy
June 23: Androgynous
June 24: Intergender
June 25: Nonbinary
June 26: Questioning
June 27: Homoromantic
June 28: Biromantic
June 29: Panromantic
June 30: Aromantic
BONUS: Aroace, and/or any other(s) not included in this list!
Friends, mutuals, people I admire, others much more popular than I, HELP ME SPREAD THIS!
@yelenapines @theosb0rnway @redak-ted @zee-rambles @mistypool
And most importantly: BE GAY DO CRIME
Or, alternatively, BE GAY DO WITCHCRAFT
tag on my blog is: pride art challenge 2023
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thisbluewind · 4 years
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be queer, make homophobes, transphobes, and aphobes fear you.
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taglist: @diamond-dreamerr​ @appalyneinstitute1​ @pan-nicked-pansexual​ @enbies-and-felonies​ @deathandsunny​
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enbies-and-felonies · 4 years
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BE ENBY COMMIT FELONIES
YESSSSSSSSSSSS
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a-lonely-tatertot · 2 years
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i am DESPERATE to paint rn but my hands are so shaky bc coffee and i also desperately want more coffee????????? the duality of man
The urge for caffeine and the urge to create FIGHT-
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2-point-5 · 3 years
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favorite things about "enby culture":
if a nonbinary person recommends you a playlist, it will have mother mother on it.
stealing pronouns/names.
using gender as an adjective.
"i get gender envy from the rain"
a wierd obsession with commiting felonies.
the name 'bee'.
fucking frogs, dude.
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Hi! Once you get this, say five things you like about yourself, then send this to ten of your favourite followers- nothing bad will happen if you break the chain, but it's nice to SPREAD POSITIVITY 💌😘
Uh five things I like about myself
1: Uhhh I’m committed to things I like doing, like karate
2: I’m pretty imaginative
3: I like to think that I’m pretty good at writing
4: I tend to ask questions rather than blindly follow instructions
5: I’m very close to the few friends I have
Ten of my favorite followers? I love you all but here are a few of the ones who come to mind: @thestarmirror @katelfiredemon @rudeness-sarcasm-and-cytoplasm @youcandalekmyballs @enbies-and-felonies @dirty-racoon @psycotheorygirl @anomalous-heretic @recycledcactus @im-a-dragon-cawcaw 
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Do You See It Differently?
Pairing: Various Relationships
Characters: Various Keeper of the Lost Cities Characters, One-Time OCs
Genre: Angst
Summary:
“Once you’ve seen there is another perspective, you can never not see that there’s another point of view.”
― Ellen Langer
TW: Death, Character Death, Injuries, Blood, Disease Mention
Word Count: 1.8k words (1,817)
Additional Notes:
You should be proud of me, this is all canon!
Or at least based on canon events
Okay you shouldn't have expected so much of me
This is terrible i am so sorry
no beta we die like nixx's happiness when me and pyro are coming up with angst
Tag List: Let me know if you want to be added/removed!
@bronte-deserves-better @councillor-bronte-is-best-boy @cadence-talle @an-absolute-travesty @bookwyrminspiration​ @keefeinnit @mallowmeltz​ @ultralazycreatorfan @everyonehasthoughts @mistythegenderqueermess @imaramennoodle @rainbowtay-11 @we-need-more-empathy @catboyruy @we-wont-dissapear @we-have-no-bananas-today @loverofallthingssmart @a-lonely-tatertot @thesandsofdawn @enbies-and-felonies @fire-sapphics @jadenightthewriter @alabestrine @sunlight-in-a-bottle​ @damischs @pyrokinetic-loser @pyrarayn @towishuponashootingstar
Read below the cut!
you've read the stories.
the ones with the obstacles beyond compare.
the true loves and dramatic battles.
the heroes, valiantly fighting against evil.
they're inspiring tales, to be sure.
but have you read the other stories?
the ones about the villains?
about the families?
about the kings?
about the children caught in war?
those, my dear, are the stories that truly matter.
they are the stories that go untold.
they live and die with them.
and that, is the true tragedy in this tale.
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"careful!"
her lips twisted into a smirk, dark eyes tracking her daughter sprinting through the city.
"brilla! come back here!"
the little girl laughed, turning smoothly and running back into the arms of her mother. "mommy, did you see how fast i was?"
"yes darling, you were so fast!"
she squealed, wriggling out of her arms, running back into the crowded market.
"ms. sakh?"
she spun around, squinting at the amour-clad guard. the queen seal glowed brightly, it's shimmer enhanced by the golden city. "yes?"
"if you could come with me." his voice stayed even, solid. a queensguard through and through.
she didn't move, twisting to see her daughter playing in the peace fountain. two guards shadowed her, not interrupting, but keeping a trained eye on the little girl. "what's wrong? what happen?"
the queensguard shook his head. "the queen needs to see you, ma'am." he reached out, gently steering her towards the glittering palace.
she glared at him, wrenching her arm away. "tell me what's going on."
his face darkened, eyes filled with sadness. "i'm so sorry to tell you this, ma'am. but at 4:30 today, your wife, brielle sakh, was killed on duty at an elven residence in the lost cities."
the woman's eyes widened, her basket falling to the floor in a dull thud. tears spilled over her cheeks as she stepped back, shaking her head. "no. not brielle―"
"i'm so sorry." he said, reached out again, gently guiding her toward the palace. "let's go."
it seemed darker somehow. the palace. the city. it no longer shimmered bright and gold. the shadows shifted and grew, twisting darker and darker, until they lunged forward and swallowed her whole.
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he stepped out onto the stone balcony, glaring out over the city.
he could feel every pulse in his body, the tattoos scrawled across his head. they shouldn't carry weight. the elder kings decided that they didn't want the weight of a crown on their heads. that's why the tattoos became what they were.
apparently their plan didn't work.
he could feel the weight of every black swirl, every black scar.
and he could see them too.
he had already visited the hospital. he watched the shamans cover another body. children's limbs mangled, mothers and fathers crying. soldiers standing stiff, black eyes watching every body leave the room and desperately trying to convince themselves that they didn't know who was underneath the white sheet.
and now he was watching hundreds, thousands of black bodies digging at the rubble, each one helping the other rebuild.
"dimitar."
the queen walked over to him, placing a rough hand on his shoulder. "you need to sleep."
"no, i don't." he twisted away from her, feet pounding down the stone steps. the cool wind thrashed his cloak back. mud squelched under his feet, sharp bits of debris cutting into his gray skin.
they bowed as he walked by, some clapping their arms to their chest, but all looking with black, unfathomable eyes. he cut through the crowd, stopping in front of their leader. "romhil― ro."
"father."
he nodded, drawing himself tall. "get back to work."
he bent over, ignoring the ache in his back as he moved the debris. he was with his people now, not with the others. and it was a sight to see. a king, shoulder to shoulder with a peasant.
and only one thought caught the king's mind.
this can't go on.
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the pages felt heavy. rough.
it was his favourite book. he had memorized it's every detail. the roughness of the cover, worn after years of use. the last few pages, lighter than the others due to a lack of paper. the gold lettering, smudged where his the oils on his skin had touched. and it was the book itself too. the way the words flowed, like music, ensnaring you and pulling you in further.
he smiled and stroked the cover, noting the ink stains from over a thousand years ago. his sister had done that. he'd yelled at her for weeks.
he stood up, nearly tripping over the stack of scrolls tossed on the carpet, wincing as the document's edge tore clean off. he'd have to get it repaired.
dust flew in the air, the delicate rolls dusted in gray. they had been sitting there for ages. maybe it was time to read one again.
he reached down, shaking off the dust and settling back in the armchair, twisting himself until the lumpy chair was perfectly supporting his body.
and then he was thrown into the story again, grabbing him and pulling him in closer, until there was no world, just him and his words.
the sun rose and fell, and rose again, and fell, and time didn't matter anymore because he was safe.
and then he wasn't.
a sharp knock sounded at his door, making him flinch and drop the newest tome. it slammed onto the ground, knocking over empty cups and crushing papers.
"uh― i'm― i'm coming! just uh― give me a minute!" he yelled, hands shaking as he stacked the books as best he could. "coming! i'm―" he gulped, hurrying to the door. "i'm here, i'm― bronte?"
"fallon." the councillor said, trying to smile. "may i come in?"
"no. i mean― it's quite a mess― you probably shouldn't. councillor."
bronte nodded, his jeweled crown glowing dimly in the evening sun.
"what do you want, bronte?" he sighed, desperately trying to comb his hair back.
he sighed, running a hand down his face. "did you know about luzia, fallon?"
"what about luzia?"
"that she's been committing treasonous acts that violate several treaties and―" he hesitated, and then, much more softly. "and could put her in exile?"
his soft, dark eyes met piercing blue ones. even though the councillor was younger, he still cowed the other. he stumbled back, slamming the door closed, turning back inside. his dark eyes scanned over the room, the piles of papers, the overturned mugs, the drawn curtains, the mess, the chaos.
how the mighty have fallen.
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it was a sharp sound, echoing off the walls. she smirked, throwing another stone towards the ground. and then a deeper echo, the echo of footsteps over the hard stone.
she tilted her head, her dark hair falling over her pale face.
two footsteps. one ridged and firm, the steps of a guard trained from birth to kill. the other was uneven, accompanied by the soft clink of chains.
she shook her head, shoving the sound out her mind.
but it came back.
the footsteps pounded into her brain, her mind analyzing each shift in the pattern, a click of a chain at a different time, a step falling a second too late. a breath too heavy. a rustle of armour.
a low hiss escaped her throat, pale skin breaking as she clawed at her arms. she closed her eyes, but it was still bright, too bright, loud, too loud.
and then the smell. the sweaty, musty odor, mixed with the sharp smell of blood. but something else―something different―
she tilted her head back, lips curving into a lazy smirk. the fragrance wafted inside, the salty smell of the sea, the scent of the wind. outside.
the guard appears first. black eyes, a controlled stare. near seven feet tall. deadly weapons at his side. scars ripple down his face, down his neck, two inches wide and dark against his scaly skin.
he barely paid her any attention, turning around to motion to the others. back was the click of the chains. two more guard appeared in the door, with someone else between them.
someone new.
she watched them carefully chain him to the lumenite wall. they didn't know what they had just done. what they had just started. they just stalked away, leaving just the two of them.
their eyes met. his lips curved into a smirk, nodding at her from his own little cell. it was hard to keep herself from smiling. she had grown old here. lived and died here. seen nobody come in and nobody go out.
it seemed that would change.
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she gasped for air, bolting up in bed. this wasn't new. another nightmare, more fires, more sugary smells. another night without them here.
small tears trickled down her cheeks, landing on the silky sheets.
it had been a weeks.
she threw off the covers, crawling out of the bed, letting her feet sink into the soft carpet. light streamed into the dark bedroom, moving gracefully with the watery sky. the roads of the city were empty now. everyone was asleep.
"except you." she muttered, glaring at the city.
she couldn't say she hated it here. it was gorgeous, not to mention luxurious, and the people here couldn't be nicer. but it wasn't right.
she hummed under her breath, sliding down to the floor, smiling as a large ball of fur slunk over to sit on her lap.
"hey there marty." she whispered, stroking his fur. "i bet you miss home, don't ya? they don't have temptation treats over here."
he blinked his large, dark eyes at her, meowing softly.
"yeah, it's weird for me too. but we're safe." she said, sending a commanding glare the cat's way. "sophie's got us covered, alright?"
another soft meow pierced the silence.
"mhm. i completely agree. she is definitely in love with that teal-eye guy."
the lights flicked off outside, the sounds of shuffling feet echoing through the room.
she nodded, giving the animal a small kiss. "yeah, it's very interesting. and don't be scared. mom and dad are fine, i promise."
now the lights in the streets were turning off, bathing the city in a blanket of darkness. "they'll be fine."
she climbed back into the bed, pulling the sheets tightly around her. shadows danced over the gray-purple walls, fading into the darkness of the night.
she hadn't made a wish like this since she was 6. her grandma, and something called cancer. all she had known back then was that it killed people. that was 7 years ago. and now she was wishing again.
hopefully this time it would work.
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so now, what do you think, my dear?
do you still think the king is a monster?
that the recluse does not care?
that the child is safe?
do you see the others in this tale?
do you see it differently?
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fvcking-orb · 4 years
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You’ve heard of “be gay do crimes” and “be trans throw hands”
but have you heard of “be enby, commit felonies” and “be queer, instill fear”?
[ID: (top) a flamingo on a beach, facing left. hand drawn text in purple and yellow, with black and white dropshadows, reads “be enby, commit felonies!”. (bottom) a pangolin on a branch, facing right. hand drawn text in white with green and red dropshadows reads “Be queer, instill fear!” /end ID]
tagging people who might be interested: @yeahitsnoah​ @that-is-sure-something​ @loveliest-moth​ @roanoaks​ @aceinspacestuff​ @scenietommy​
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be-bi-do-crime · 3 years
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i don’t know if anyone has done this but i saw raine and thought “be enby commit a felony”
this is it this is their entire character
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willex-n-waffles · 3 years
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Happy birthday to Flynn Flynnigan, as well as the amazing and wonderful @gay-ghosts-committing-crimes, also known as @enbies-and-felonies! 🎉🎊🥳
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Fern and lake besties gonna commit crimes
yesss, (in the wise words of a moot from my main) be enby commit a felony
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yeah-asbestos · 4 years
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1: which side of your body do you sleep on (stomach, back, side, etc.) and 4, explain my URL
ahhh ok
1. aisle side- my bed is parallel to the wall it’s against, and i sleep facing outwards
4. ummm ur an enby and you commit many felonies because you are very badass
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thisbluewind · 3 years
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VERITY, I JUST WANTED TO LET YOU KNOW I LOVE YOU :3
(also!! remember that time you made a bunch of flags with various "be enby commit felonies" and "be gay do crime" things? idk why i thought of it but yeah :))) )
i love you too Felony!!! /p
(yeah!!! we came up with most of the sayings together!! it's my claim to fame lol)
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enbies-and-felonies · 4 years
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Why is that your url?
I’m secretly a crimelord of a crime syndicate who has a group of criminals committing crimes.
The truth is that I’m currently in a state of gender crisis, and while I am pretty sure I fall under the genderfluid spectrum, I also relate to being in the nonbinary spectrum. Enby is a shortening for nonbinary. 
I also really liked the things “be gay, do crime” “be trans, throw hands” and “be ace, commit arson” so I decided to come up with one of my own: Be nonbinary, commit felony
as my url, I made it enbies-and-felonies, because enbies-committing-felonies didn’t fit. Thanks for the ask!!!! <333
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a-lonely-tatertot · 2 years
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ohhhhhh my gosh i just had a thought trans marella,,,, trans marella and maybe marelliana? and biana puts braids in marella's hair,,, ohh,,,,,,,,
:O mhmmhmmhmhm im having THOUGHTS
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