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homenecromancer · 7 months

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when i mention that memes are one of the reasons i came to tumblr, keep in mind that this is what memes looked like in 2009

#this one was called #foul bachelor frog #memes #reblogs are off for the time being bc this got around to ‘has Bible verses in profile’ circles and i do not like that #hall of fame

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goodluckdetective · 6 months

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Look, this is what moral OCD is like for me:

I walk past a piece of paper. I don’t pick it up because I had a long day at work and it’s very cold outside. This then becomes my internal monologue:

I didn’t pick up that piece of paper, I should have. Don’t I care about the environment? It’s not my trash, I shouldn’t have to pick it up. But also that’s how these things happen right? We place the blame on others as our environment degrades. It was just a piece of paper, it’s not like it can do that much damage. But also how do I know: I’m not an environmental expert. Maybe stray paper scraps are killing the frogs. You’re literally killing the frogs. You should look up how many frogs die a year so you know how shitty you are-No stop it.

I care about the environment, and I recycle and I joined green activism movements but is that enough? I could be doing more. I should be doing more. I should donate my entire check to charity. But isn’t it self serving to think that my one check could help that much? Do I really think I’m that important, how self entitled and-no stop it, reset! You are obsessing and if you fall for it, you will not eat dinner. Let it go.

Okay it’s just a piece of paper. It’s okay you skipped it this once: it could have had something dangerous on it. Yeah that makes sense. But also, that means I’m putting my own safety over trying to help the environment, which is very selfish of me. I’m just one shitty person: god how could I be so self absorbed. I should have picked up the piece of paper. I’m so selfish, and shitty and-no, no, stop it! This is not helpful. It’s fine.

It’s been a long day and I’m cold, that’s not a crime- no that’s being selfish again, you’re making excuses. You’re just a lazy piece of shit who doesn’t care about others, and selfish and God the fact you’re thinking this much about one piece of paper shows how selfish you are, you care more about if you’re a good person than anything else, you’re a piece of shit, you’re a piece of shit, YOU’RE A PIECE OF SHIT.

I get home and open up Tumblr. The first post I see says “if you don’t reblog this post about the environment you’re as complicit as an oil billionaire.” I close my computer and resign myself to looking up the state frog populations until I go to bed.

I don’t eat dinner.

The amount of frogs that die a year is somewhere from 200 million to over 1 billion.

#moral ocd #ocd #scrupulosity #Iz rambles #this is okay to reblog I think people really don’t get it #mental illness #the issue with the social media post is not that it exists or that OP even feels about this issue: the issue is it validates my ocd #I don’t obsess about frogs but that is a bummer stat I do rather like them #obsessive compulsive disorder

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markscherz · 10 months

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🐸🚨New Frog Just Dropped!🚨🐸

Meet the ✨Most Beautiful Tree Frog✨, Guibemantis pulcherrimus, a new species described by my colleagues and me in the journal Zootaxa this week. The scientific name 'pulcherrimus' literally means 'most beautiful'. It's a close relative of Guibemantis pulcher (just 'beautiful', ha!), but has more little spots and less pronounced lateral blotches. It's found in the northeast of Madagascar, where it lives in Pandanus screw-palms.

#zoology #science #animals #beautiful #frogs #Guibemantis #Guibemantis pulcherrimus #the most beautiful frog #like if you agree #reblog if you disagree #save as PDF and email to your grandmother to share the good news #fax to your nearest Bureau of Outdated Technology to make sure they don't miss out

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fangirltothefullest · 1 year

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My sister has a Ham the Flat Frog(tm) plushie and i couldn’t resist. Please reblog!

#tashiarts #sanders sides #patton sanders #featuring ham the flat frog #please reblog

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outer-stars · 10 months

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that moment when they're out of crickets and cream ice cream 😔

#justice for my boy #they were out of my fukcing icevream at the store :'(#doodling sprig like a little wet cat made me feel better #reblog this *frog instantly #/j #amphibia #amphibia fanart #my art #outerstars art #sprig plantar #amphibia sprig #doodle #i love *projecting i love *inflicting things /ref

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amphibianaday · 4 months

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day 1517

#amphibian #frog #dragon #posts that make it very obvious this blog is running on a few days of queue #idk i dont have to justify myself its nice to have a small buffer if i end up super busy and cant draw a day or two #also unintended side-effect: having a few days between drawing and posting did a lot to break the mental link #between cerating art and recieiving reward (likes/reblogs)#drawing becomes more for me than for an audience

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dammarchy211 · 11 months

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“On TV of course! Where I was always meant to be!”

(Screenshots from “Face Like a Frog” hehehe)

Flash warning for the video!

#my art #psychonauts #psychonauts fanart #psychonauts art #psychonauts milla #milla vodello #face like a frog #I can’t decide which background I like more lol #I’ll post the other two in a reblog lol #I might color the doodles in an post those later too #flash warning #idk if the video is that flash-y but I’d rather be safe !!

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malcolmreeds · 2 months

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a handful of the various plushies i have available on my etsy shop!

find them by clicking here :3c

#oof business has been horrendous this year i would appreciate a reblog!#plushies #plushie #plush #plush animal #stuffie #stuffed animal #bat #frog #beach #etsy #i wanna work on an update but having to stop myself bc i still have 58 plushies still sitting in my shop looking for homes :(#worried im losing my touch urgh ..... in 2022 id sell out a lot but thats in the distant past now #had to take time off last year when my mam died and ever since then its just been a massive nosedive

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lavenderfables · 9 months

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If a witch turned me into a frog, I would say, “Thank you, ma’am. Pleasure doing business with you.”

#witches #frogs and toads #creatures #words from alice #text #y'all can reblog this if you want #magical creatures

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frogitivity · 2 years

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FORTUNE FROG! what does he know? ------------------------------------------------

CLICK TO FIND OUT! ------------------------------------------------

#Frogitivity #build a frog #frogs #froggie #click the link I promise its safe dw #fortune frog #pls reblog i worked hard promiise

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sunpoppa · 3 months

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MuppeTelevision Pride! 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️

My full piece for The Lovers, The Dreamers & You Muppet Pride Zine! (@/muppetpridezine on twt)

I loved drawing some of my favorite lesser loved characters being their muppety selves & broadcasting their pride to the world (and the galaxy).

It was an honor to participate in this zine- here's to many more! 🌈

#commissions open #art #artists on tumblr #muppets #the muppets #kermit the frog #gonzo #gonzo the great #digit muppets #bean bunny #clifford muppet #lindbergh muppet #waldo c. graphic #waldo c graphic #idk who is going into the tags looking for art of some of these guys #but if its you thank you #i love you #reblogs appreciated!

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frogsuggest · 4 months

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Apologies from the bog... Cecil's human form made a mistake and posted ladies to the frog blog.... Thumbs difficult to have and buttons very small!

Please accept friend tapir frog as an apology, very new friend, only introduced himself to scientists in 2022!

#biiiiig whoopsie #im very sorry to everyone #that wasnt very family friendly either #of course the time i accidentally quickblog something to the frog blog its boobs...#genuinley really sorry about that #i know thats the opposite of what people were following frogsuggest for #thank you to the people who messaged me about it #and my apologies for having it up for so long too #i was looking at the locked tomb fandom before i had a nap #if anyone knows of a way to rearrange the location of the quick reblog and quick queue blog icons please let me know

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markscherz · 10 months

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Okay two things.

First of all, um, excuse me, but why did 2000 of you decide to follow me in the last week??? I hope you know the consequences of your actions (frogs)

And secondly, who exactly at tumblr dot com put a 'click for frogs' button at the top of tumblr, that turns into a playable keyboard of croaking frogs when you click it‽ I wish to send them a gift basket.

#so like overnight I apparently cracked 10000 followers on tumblr #which is entirely ludicrous #and I have no idea which post it is that has brought you all here #like I feel someone famous must have reblogged something #but I do not know who or what or when #but you are all very welcome #hello #here we serve memes and hot takes with a side of science sauce #and a healthy dollop of frogs on top #and also we try to play Hallelujah on a frog keyboard #because we have been given that power by the gods of tumblr dot com #personal #about me

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imamuffin · 8 months

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