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thotty-bog-body · 8 months ago
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i have two personality traits and they’re the same thing
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mistythegenderqueermess · 10 months ago
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be queer, make homophobes, transphobes, and aphobes fear you.
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taglist: @diamond-dreamerr​ @appalyneinstitute1​ @pan-nicked-pansexual​ @enbies-and-felonies​ @deathandsunny​
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incorrectgenerations · 7 months ago
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*Camera zooms in on Gen Z drinking hot chocolate*
Gen Z: I'm like 99% angel.
*Camera pans out to show a building behind them on fire*
Gen Z: But that 1%...
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palmettios · 6 months ago
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neil: people tell me i have a unique way of lighting up the room
kevin: it’s called “arson”, and those people are called “witnesses”
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thotty-bog-body · 2 months ago
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the concept of hannibal lecter is so funny. like imagine you find out your friend carson, who always hosted this lavish and elaborate bonfire parties, briefly trained to be a firefighter but quit, has a collection of cool looking lighters and constantly makes puns about burning people/things is the serial arsonist whose been terrorizing the area. what would you even do
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queenangella · 12 months ago
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seamista is so funny to me tbh. first we meet sea hawk who looks like he’s ready to serenade mermista at any given moment in time. meanwhile mermista looks like sea hawk annoys her to no end. they have this on-off relationship kinda vibe, which is kinda fun! love their interactions! but then they keep dropping these anecdotes about their relationship with no follow-up! oh, apparently sea hawk set their gondola on fire in the tunnel of love! mermista’s trying to kill sea hawk in s5 and sea hawk casually mentions ‘haha remember how you also tried to kill me the first time we met?’ and there’s is no elaboration on that! like no I wanna hear the story! at one point sea hawk, bow and swift wind are saved bc mermista taught sea hawk how to speak seagull, and it’s never brought up again.
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dndclassesquotes · 6 months ago
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Sorcerer: People tell me I have a unique way of lighting up a room.
Wizard: It’s called “arson,” and those people are called “witnesses.”
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pxle · 2 months ago
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Scott and Jimmy watching as they commit arson Grians base ( ͡ಥ ͜ʖ ͡ಥ)
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sk8rwillie · 2 months ago
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new fic idea:
arsonist!willie engaged to fireman!alex who has no idea that the arsonist that has been burning down small areas of government buildings EXCEPT the fire department is willie. but alex’s best friend and partner, luke, has his suspicions
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dndclassesquotes · 6 months ago
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Wizard: What do you think Sorcerer will do for a distraction?
Fighter: They’ll probably, like, make a noise or throw a rock. That’s what I would do.
*building explodes and several car alarms go off*
Fighter: ... or they could do that.
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reallybadblackoutpoems · 8 months ago
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definitely the tags of some weird post of mine (2020)
“mm love arson. please commit arson. thats good. we pirates”
submitted by @nedkellychicanes​
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