#be gay do crimes I guess

[tomatoteddy]

I don’t know how it happened or why it happened either way it was at a skate park.

#be gay do crimes i guess #tomatoteddy art #tomatoteddy ocs #art #artists on tumblr #oc art #my ocs #anime art #barbie #barbie movie #barbie meme #actually surprised by how well the nails and hands turned out #also that background and shading is scrumdiddlyumptious #oc story: rgb crew #oc: debby #oc: pip

[ikeameatballspoisonedme]

I am truly fascinated by how Damon is afraid of looking too gay in 2010 yet even at that time he regularly kissed his bandmates. And now he still kisses his bandmates while also holding the pride flag (that he stole from a fan). Truly some intellectual bisexual action

#Btw I'm not shaming Damon for taking the pride flag 😭😭 in case if it isn't obvious #The fan said he was fine with it #Be gay do crimes I guess

[weirdfishy]

roommate is watching IT 2 and the only thing i heard clearly thru the door was "i don't think pennyworth is straight"

#good for him??? #be gay do crimes i guess #update: 'do you guys want milk' (to friends) just. after the movie's noise went down again

[dustykneed]

you are my sunshine, my only sunshine

you make me happy when skies are gray

(prompt fill for @mcspirkevents' mcspirk bingo prompt "gone with the wind".)

static frames below:

ouch! neck deep in aos bones feels rn... lmk if i should make a fix-it or somethin

#yeah so yesterday i said id try not to get distracted.. Guess how well that went LMAO #SORRY BONES hes going thru it in this one but literally this is all aos canon. aos is so mean to him and for what #not a single drop of closure... tos bones would flip shit if he found out. Thats the real reason why bones prime never shows up in aos #YEAH BTW PLEASE LOOK AT THE STATIC FRAMES PROCREATE HAS A ASTRONOMIC GRUDGE AGAINST THE 3RD SLIDE FOR SOME REASON #it would NOT stop crunching that one single GODDAMN FRAME in the gif. like full on colour blowout. like WHAT DID IT EVER DO TO YOU #YEAH SO I HAD TO SCREENSHOT IT AND PUT THAT IN THE GIF. EXCEPT MY IPAD SCREENSHOTS THINGS WEIRD. so its CONSPICUOUSLY BRIGHT #the 3rd and 4th frames are meant to have the same background color. every time i watch the gif i am filled with unimaginable rage #WHAT DID THAT FRAME EVER DO TO MY IPAD. what unforgivable crimes did it ever commit to be disrespected like this #ok rant over tags now :)) #star trek #star trek aos #star trek fanart #mcspirk bingo #mcspirk #mcspirk fanart #spones #mckirk #spirk #star trek alternate original series #aos #spones fanart #leonard mccoy #bones mccoy #spock #jim kirk #did not use a single ref so the fact that the uniforms are reasonably legible as aos is a win (not like i use refs for anything else lol) #spirk is holding hands in that last frame!! gay people moment #OH AND I DID THIS IN LIKE. AROUND 3 HOURS? ive been meaning to draw that first frame for ages now so YIPPEEEEE #i did have a different caption in mind tho. Guess ill redraw it in the future LMAO #dust medibang paints

[martianbugsbunny]

I feel like Magneto needs a "be gay, do crime" shirt he does both so well

#it's like a checklist for him I swear #be gay? *kisses Charles* check #do crime? *steals a cool metal thing* check #Charles doesn't care bc *Magneto voice* if it's on the shirt Charles I'm legally obligated #besides we all know Charles doesn't give too many darns about Erik doing his illegal activities #he is simply down too bad for that #bonus points if magneto gets him a matching shirt and *Charles voice* well if it's on the shirt Erik I guess I'm legally obligated #and they wreak havoc together for a treat #idk I'm simply wild about the boys #magneto #professor x #charles xavier #erik lehnsherr #Charles x erik #Erik x charles #cherik #be gay do crime #x-men #martianbugsbunny ships

[maramahan]

I’m planning on trying out Art Fight this year, but in gathering my characters I’ve been forced to confront the fact that literally all of the folks I’ve been drawing lately are some flavor of remorseless criminal

In a lineup of 6, we have

one graverobber

two habitual arsonists

three theives

four gangsters

two-and-a-half cannibals

three murderers

one invasive species

….and only two of these people actually bother with gender

#just me rambling #and that’s not even counting the rest of my assorted scoundrels #because the 6 listed here are only the ones I’ve Drawn Recently and have enough decent art for #be gay do crime i guess #in their defense Several of these characters are doing crime as a means of standing up against corrupt and coercive systems #and most of the rest are just doing what they can to survive— #but still #I Definitely have a type here lol

[sharpth1ng]

Your honor it was just corn syrup & they were just bein a lil silly

(this is unfinished but it was just me testing out a toonier style and I'm not going to finish it so here)

#be gay do crime I guess #stuilly #stu macher #billy loomis #stu macher x billy loomis #billy loomis x stu matcher #stu x billy #billy x stu #scream 1996 #scream fan art #my art

[merry-andrews]

I've heard enough about them fighting but what about they actually hooked up?

#homelander #omni man #omni-man #the boys #invincible #Homelander/omni man I guess? #fan art #Omni man be like 'now I can make a bibi with this man and it'll be the most perfect bibi ever!!!!!' #they are that 'be gay do crime' line

[the-crow-cryptids-domain]

I saw the trailer for the new Fable game and, as much as I greatly dislike the SUPER-HYPER REALISM they're going for (like I genuinely hate it it's so unsettling to me, where's the Stylized Charm of the old games???), seeing all the comments on said trailer about 'Fable Going Woke' makes me want to Commit Crimes.

Like.

Tell me you've Never fucking played a Fable game without saying you've Never played a Fable game.

Now I want this new Fable game to be WILDLY successful just out of spite for these empty headed fuckheads.

#Fable #Fable 1 #Fable 2 #Fable 3 #crow speaks #the crow speaks #I used to always play a gay or bi hero too #First husband was a pious monk #Second husband was an evil cultist #Third husband was a sweet little shopkeeper #Now I just want to play Fable again... #vent #rant #Also don't fucking get me started on the fact Fable 2 and 3 aren't on Steam #But my point is in the old Fable games you could be gay do crimes and also Everyone was 'Ugly' and that was part of its 'Charm' #Guess what Fable's been Woke ALL ALONG #Ok that's enough screaming into the void

[drifting-rocket]

Hey Oldie,

Are you like really a Criminal like whats your like Crimes and Shit? You ever been to Jail? Do they make Jails for Grandpas?

(-@val-victory)

...💢

No I have not been to jail. As for my crimes: Larceny, Theft of Pokemon, Sales of said stolen pokemon, Destruction of property, A little murder, assault, and battery here and there, and I'm sure anything else the cops could pin on me purely my association with Team Rocket. I've been around in this business a while.

#//be gay do crime i guess #pkmn irl #rotomblr #pokemon irl #rotumblr #villain blog

[spicyicymeloncat]

Okay here’s another controversial “Green family take” tell me if I’m wrong.

“People who hate Harumi and Lloyd family dynamic ignore that Lloyd and Morro also shouldn’t have a family dynamic, when Morro did the exact same thing”

Because besties I agree I honestly think green cousins doesn’t make much sense either since yknow Morro and the whole possession thing, but at the same time if you look at canon, they just aren’t the same thing and yknow I need people to actually stop looking at Harumi as the girl version of Morro and the only reason we hate her is because she’s a girl.

Because she’s not.

Like yes I agree there’s definitely a lot of bias towards Morro, if he was woman he would be demonised to hell and back but since he’s man then he is adored, and vice versa with Harumi and sexism fucking sucks.

But Harumi and Morro are different guys. Harumi is portrayed as worse in canon in Lloyd’s eyes. Yeah Lloyd got possessed by Morro and that’s obviously bad tm but other than what people assume possession entails, Lloyd was never as shaken as he was with Harumi.

In s5, we never saw Lloyd be conflicted about the possession thing. He had no fear of Morro. We have no reason to believe that a ghost possession feels worse than being a sleep and maybe having a vague awareness of what’s going on. He barely mentions Morro after s5. And I will say I think this is a writing flaw, obviously it would’ve been cooler if Morro actually had some kind of impact on the ninja, but regardless this is the canon. Lloyd hates Morro but he’s not traumatised yknow. It’s not to the point that Harumi got to.

I feel like getting possessed should be worse than getting lied to, but Harumi did on top of it, start a cult in his name, Kill actual Characters (the royal family and Hutchins) and then kidnap Lloyd and his mother and his uncle and then resurrect his father removing vital parts of his father’s mind/personality/emotional cognitive abilities etc. on top of that she also nearly killed the ninja and wu (which Lloyd believed she did).

Somehow she was much more dangerous than Morro was, she was a much more successful villain.

Additionally I would say Morro has more of an excuse to be seen as family, even if I I’m less of a green cousins fan. Because Morro and Wu actually have a father son relationship, in which Wu was actually responsible over Morro. They had a normal albeit imperfect dynamic before Morro left. Regardless of Lloyd and Morro’s interactions, that dynamic was still present even in the very end.

It doesn’t mean and Lloyd and Morro have to be buddies, just because there’s a family connection doesn’t mean shit (this is the show of found family have we learned nothing? Blood connections don’t matter, only friendship).

But like in comparison to Harumi and Garmadon’s absolute parody of a relationship, where Harumi turns to the man who doesn’t remember what love is and asks him to be her father (at this point neither of them know what “father” even means), Morro does have a family dynamic and Harumi does not.

So in response to the original quote, Morro has a much more solid claim to any kind of family dynamic bc his relation to Wu is much more family esq, and also he was bad yeah, but the show portrays Harumi as worse especially in Lloyd’s opinion.

I just don’t like the argument that Morro and Harumi have done the same things, when the severity is definitely different imo and they aren’t just copies of each other. Imo it’s an oversimplification to reduce their characters down to each other.

#u heard it here first #spicy is not the biggest fan of green cousins or Garmadon siblings #sorry #if ppl make good content for it then I’ll let it slide but generally not a fan #i feel bad for saying it but I guess I really just don’t like Harumi as much #i feel like whenever people talk about Harumi it’s always ‘oh you hate her cuz ur sexist’ #no I hate her because I don’t like how she’s written or how her character is established #like Ik some people like her backstory but I just don’t #it just feels like the writers went ‘let’s blame the characters for no reason’ #and I’m just so sick of the evil love interest trope I hate it so much and that is what Harumi is on s8 #because it’s happened 3 times now #THREE #PIXAL SKYLOR HARUMI #It’s that mindset of women are evil they’ll seduce you with their crimes against human nature #okay that tag is gonna sound very appealing to the gays on here but like in the context of the show it’s just demonising women #like take out the romance aspect and fix Harumi’s backstory and maybe I’d like her more #i will say Morro is badly written also he does nothing interesting really other than his backstory #i like what he means about wu but like they do not even explore that dynamic much in the show #he’s like an unopened present #his set up is so good but they don’t do shit with it #idk idk #obviously all my opinions #ninjago

[mzminola]

Trying to figure out why the fandom meme that Tim is misogynistic bothers me so much, beyond my usual kneejerk response to perceived inaccuracy, and I think the key is that it feels like fandom is lying to me.

Specifically, lying about nearly all the other characters.

That I am being taunted with some theoretical Less Sexist 90′s Comics that don’t actually exist.

Sexism is one of the reasons that I never bothered to seek out superhero comics when younger. Our town didn’t have a comics shop, which sure put a damper on it, but I didn’t bother looking for collected volumes when venturing into regular bookstores, or the occasional trip out of town to places with huge bookstores. I flipped through enough and heard enough chatter to know I didn’t want to put up with the sexism. Scans Daily on Livejournal sure had plenty of supporting examples.

Reading 1990′s & early 2000′s comics now, I can confirm this was the right choice on younger me’s part. There is a lot of sexism in that era, and unlike with prose books by a singular author, it’s much harder to ditch wholesale. I’ve got a lot more analytical reading under my belt now, so it’s easier to roll my eyes at the bullshit and focus on what is enjoyable than it used to be. From the later 2010′s comics I found at the library, things are improving, though still stumbling.

So yeah, Tim does sometimes say sexist crap. But as I devour comic after comic, so far, he isn’t saying or doing anything more sexist, more frequently, than any other character, including the gals. It’s almost like it’s a writing problem, not a character problem.

As far as I can tell, from what I’ve read, which includes all of Batgirl 2000, Young Justice 1998, and nearly half of Robin 1993, Tim is less sexist than the adult men he’s surrounded by, and no few of his fellow teenage boy heroes.

Maybe I’m missing something! But gender doesn’t seem to come into his treatment of Gotham vigilantes and YJ teammates? The most it comes up with his civilian peers is that, typical for the time period, girls are treated by the narrative & characters as potential romantic options and boys aren’t? Tim talks to Callie the same way he talks to Ives & Hudman? He and Ariana both make relationship mistakes, but in ways that are pretty normal for a 13-14 year old’s first romance?

So when the fandom keeps making ‘misogyny’ Tim’s distinguishing traits from the other Bats, or other YJ members or Titans, it implies that reading comics focused on other characters would have less sexism, but when I do read other comics, that’s not fucking TRUE.

Where are these magical less sexist Bat comics?

Who are these heroes fandom claims are less misogynistic?

Because it’s not Nightwing. It’s not anything Bruce takes center stage in. Barbara is fine in Batgirl 2000, but in other comics she’s written as cattily jealous and tears into other women. It’s not Stephanie, as we saw with Batgirl 2009′s treatment of Jordanna Spence.

Batgirl 2000 does pretty good, but that’s the only one I can think of, and fandom singling out Tim makes it sound like it should be all of the others.

Fandom likes to say Jason drinks his Respect Women Juice, but when I read Under the Red Hood and Lost Days, they felt about the same level as Tim’s comics. And I keep seeing examples from Jason’s Robin days of him admiring women or learning from them or teaming up, but I also get that from Tim’s comics.

Before he even had a long running solo, Tim’s Robin mini’s got a crossover with Huntress, in which he respects both her skills and her secrets, and argues with her about as much as he does with Bruce. Tim supports Cassie winning leadership of Young Justice, he supports Cissie’s decision to do what she felt was most responsible. He apologizes for avoiding Cass after finding her intimidating and goes on to work well with her.

I like Tim. I’m mostly enjoying his comics. They’ve got less sexism than I expected of the era they’re written in.

And I hate that fandom’s running meme about him makes it feel like everyone else is making a joke at my expense.

#Robin 1993 #Tim Drake #fandom critical #comics meta #or I guess fandom meta? #DC #Batfam #maybe no one in fandom actually means it and it IS 'just a joke' #but gawd if it is it's a shitty one #and I am pretty sure it ISN'T a joke from a lot of people #that they actually do mean it #it does NOT help that Tim is now one of the openly queer characters in DC #and 'jokingly' accusing gay men of hating women is a long standing piece of bigoted bullshit #and bi men were always lumped in with that when their existence was acknowledged #do I remember how horrible it felt as a closeted teen #when one of my friends found out Neil Patrick Harris is gay #and declared that him being gay and thus 'unavailable' #was 'a crime against women'? #yeah you fucking bet I do

[rosewaterfish]

No thoughts. Only Jupeter.

#art #jupeter #juno steel #peter nureyev #the penumbra podcast #tpp #tpp juno #tpp peter #tpp fanart #junoverse #space boyfriends #be gay do crime #i think this pride month im only drawing queer characters #so nothing changes i guess #i love them #tpp s3

[comediakaidanovsky]

wait did they legit do the spot so mjf could plug another event??

#if this is the reason they did it - holy shit are they deep in the 'let him do anything and maybe he'll re-sign' #like OH MY GOD please take your stories more seriously #let your agents look out for the talent and make sure the wrestlers don't casually introduce world breaking volatile shit in kayfabe #i mean at this point i guess we should be happy they didn't have max caster the crazy gay stalker do the antisemitic hate crime #fucking hell

[chalkrevelations]

I’m just ... so amused at the people who are like, “How do you like your Vegaspete NOW, hmmm?”

Because, I LOVE THEM NOW. Just like I’ve loved them ALL ALONG. What do you think I’m here for, watching a show about Very Bad Broken Mafia Men? I’m here to wallow in the delicious, delicious pain and angst of this entire journey, and so far, they’re delivering the tastiest meal I’ve had in long time. I’m here for the crystal-sharp slice of a blade and the warm welling of blood and emotions that cannot be contained so they spill out messily all over everyone within range, without control or quarter. I’m here for the endorphin high of being brought to tears as I watch Vegas and Pete weep into their noodles over the grief of breaking each other and losing each other and mourning each other, breaking themselves and losing themselves and mourning themselves. I’m here for the ethereal beauty of men in tears, caressing their gorgeous wrists. I’m here for the adrenaline chestclutch of guns drawn, and emotions ripped out into the light, and need and regret so fathomless they’d offer themselves up to die on their beloved’s sharp and glorious thorn to prove it. I’m here for the crunchytasty goodness of characters with more than two layers of complexity to chew and chew and chew on. I’m here to watch them crawl inch by bloody inch toward each other, with every step being a battle that has to be won with themselves.

I’m here for catharsis.

You are trying to mock the wrong person. I was a Beecher/Keller early adopter, and one thing I’ve learned about my teevee characters is that anything worth having is bought in blood.

It’s a MAFIA SHOW, Helen. A MAFIA SHOW. Maybe what really needs to happen is that you quit junking up the tag with tiresome wannabe-gotcha bullshit.

#pete phongsakorn #vegas theerapanyakul #MY BELOVEDS #vegaspete #kinnporsche #how we feeling vegaspete nation? #i am ONCE AGAIN feeling a little salty #salty like tears and blood #mmm #delicious #be gay do crime #liveblogging ep 13 i guess

[linddzz]

Sure there's the seeping fear of growing homophobic violence and rhetoric but also I'm infuriated that the fucking howler monkeys sucked all the fun and joy out of the yearly event that is Gays making fun of Targets tacky ass ugly Pride collection

#anyway i guess seeing the fuckers screech about it is like #a weird unwanted reminder that rainbow capitalism is obnoxious but also i prefer it to the fear #its a weird mix of the wider public is more accepting than when i was a kid but the bigot backlash is ramping up #be gay be safe and be gay do crimes