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Jeremy: But that place is haunted.
Michael: Ghosts prey on fear. Just be confident!
Jeremy, marching into the haunted house: I AM NOT SCARED! I AM NOT A PUSSY!
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Jeremy, about to disable SQUIP: Any final words?
SQUIP: YOLO
Jeremy: Thanks for making this easier for me.
#source: ???#bmc? in MY 2024? more likely than you think!#jeremy heere#squip#be more chill#bmc#bmc incorrect quotes#incorrect bmc quotes#be more chill incorrect quotes#incorrect be more chill quotes#incorrect quotes
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Christine: Y'all can keep at it with that “Romeo and Juliet fell in love in five days how immature” shit but Macbeth went from no murder to yes murder in like one afternoon, and I feel like one of those is a significantly bigger problem than the other.
Rich: In his defense, his wife triple-dog dared him and called him a pussy.
#christine canigula#rich goranski#be more chill#be more chill musical#be more chill incorrect quotes
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things my friends (theatre and non) have said as bmc characters (part 2? or 3 idk):
Jeremy during The Play: When she said script, I thought she said 'squipped'
Jeremy: He called me a cracker barrel, *turns around* THAT'S A RESTAURANT, STUPID!
Rich, post SQUIP: If you're gay, come this way!
SQUIP: That's not a want or a need, that's a diagnosis for psychosis
Jeremy: What is gatekeeping? I have no gate to keep.
Jeremy, before "never gonna be the cool guy": But I'm not gay!
Book!SQUIP to Jeremy waking with good posture: You're so gay, I LOVE it!
literally everyone in the musical: My life is that bus, it is the struggle
#lots of jeremy this time#they all fit for jere alr calm down /s#be more chill#bmc#be more chill incorrect quotes#bmc incorrect quotes#squip#jeremy heere#book!squip#rich goranski
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Jeremy, Christine, and Micheal are sitting on a bench
SQUIP: Why do you guys look so sad?
Jeremy: Sit down with us so we can tell you.
*SQUIP sits down*
Christine: The bench is freshly painted.
#bmc#be more chill squip#boyf riends#christine canigula#jeremy heere#micheal mell#Squip definitely didn't kill the gang after this incident-#incorrect quotes#be more chill incorrect quotes
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Things me and my friends said except I turn them Into bmc incorrect quotes
Also warning for lots of NSFW jokes LMAO
Also tw for a brief mention of suicide
**doing math homework**
SQUIP: okay it's 584
Jeremy, who's LED lights on there laptop's keyboard went out so they can't see any of the keys: **clicks 3**
SQUIP: ...that's a fucking 3-
Jeremy: **SOB** I KNOW-
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Jeremy: HOW DARE YOU BETRAY ME I COULD TOTALLY BEAT MICHAEL IN A TICKLE FIGHT I KNOW IM NOT TICKLISH AND HE DOESNT KNOW IF HES TICKLISH OR NOT I WOULD SO WIN!
Christine: AHAHSHDJJFFH-
Jeremy: I HAVE A CHANCE! HE DOESNT! PLUS HES SHORT!
Christine: short people can hide easier so they can jump out and attack >:)
Jeremy: I'm a raccoon! Even if I'm tall I can also jump out and attack!
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Michael: Jeremy I am extremely bored again
Jeremy: same :(
Michael: I looped my favorite song for so long my brain reprogrammed itself to tune it out so now I can't even distract myself with that anymore!
Jeremy: Lmao loser
Jeremy:... /j
Jeremy: please don't hang up
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Rich: you're a bitch and tall /neg
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Jeremy: why are your cats getting more bitches than I am??
Michael: hey they're also getting more bitches than I am
Jeremy: i can fix that **lipbites** /j
Michael: LMAOOO-
Jeremy: /hj
Michael: WAIT-
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Michael: I'm watching porn with Jeremy 🙏
Christine: WHAT.
YOURE WHAT NOW?
IM SORRY???
HUH??????
MICHAEL?!??!?
YOU WANNA EXPLAIN YOURSELF?????
HEY????
Michael, only messaging back like the next day: we were doing it as a joke, no homo
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Jeremy: what do I say to make the AI fuck me
Michael: YOU THINK IM GOOD AT THAT??
Jeremy: I DONT KNOW YOUVE SEXTED ME BEFORE-
Michael: YEAH BUT I WAS PANICKING ALRIGHT-
Jeremy: SO WAS I! YOU KEPT ASKING ME WHAT I WANTED AND I WAS LIKE IDFK UR THE TOP ARENT YOU SUPPOSED TO DECIDE??
Michael: HAHSHDHF DUDE I HAD NO CLUE WHAT I WAS DOING I WAS JUST LYING IN BED AND LIKE- "oo Jeremy texted m- oh."
Jeremy: AHAHSHHDBG
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Jeremy: Michael I'm having a panic attack rn do you mind not taking about sexy Jeff Bezos
Michael: No no okay but hear me out-
Jeremy: IM NOT HEARING YOU OUT-
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Jeremy: sobbing rn
I'm just so quirky and built different my eyes can't handle it
Michael: WHAT HAPPENED??
Jeremy: I LITERALLY HAVE NO CLUE
MY BRAIN JUST DECIDED TO WITHHOLD THE SEROTONIN TODAY
I LOST MY SEROTONIN PRIVILEGES
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Jeremy: I love youu
Michael: please don't kill yourself
Jeremy: what
Michael: the last time you showed any amount of affection to me without prompt you tried to perish
Jeremy: FUCK OFF LET ME BE NICE-
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Michael:
HELP
ME
PLEASE
JEREMY
I BEG YOU
Jeremy: oh fuck what happened
Michael: RICH WONT STOP PLAYING THE FUCKING KAZOO
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Michael: christineeee wake upppp
Christine: yeahhhh?
Michael: Jeremy's being manipulated againnnn
Christine: AGAIN?
Michael: AGAIN.
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Rich: but why is it all like diagonal and shit?
Jeremy: why did my mother leave me at age six?
Rich: I.... slay I guess??
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Jeremy: wait but rich isn't allowed to do that
Michael: oh no what will rich, the person we all know definitely follows all laws and rules do? How will he proceed?
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Jake: isn't that the national animal
Rich: I thought that was Jeremy
Michael: no he's the national furry!
Rich: ohhh right!
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Jeremy: :(
Michael: don't you dare.
Jeremy: D:
Michael: oh come on you know I can't take it when you send me sad emoticons like that
Jeremy: :[
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Michael: I'm eating blue cheese out of a bowl how does this make you feel
Jeremy: ENJOY YOURE FUCKING M O L D
Michael: I am this is amazing mold
Jeremy: shudders
Michael: lovely mold 10/10
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Jeremy: dude im so bored
Christine: hi so bored I'm Christine
Jeremy: well now I'm just bored and suicidal
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Jeremy: i miss Michael i want Michael to come back I wanna put him in my pocket
Rich: Michael's gonna come back
Jeremy: i miss him
Brooke: we know.
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I'll probably do more of these later but I am so tired and I'm gonna go sleep now
#bmc#be more chill#gay#jeremy heere#be more chill michael#boyf riends#be more chill jeremy#shitpost#bmc musical#Michael mell#incorrect quotes#bmc incorrect quotes#be more chill incorrect quotes#rich goranski#jake dillinger#SQUIP#the SQUIP
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Play: Hi! Welcome to the gang! We have:
Play, pointing at himself: The accomplice
Play, pointing at Book: Bi, but nobody wants him
Play, pointing at Stewart: Can, will and has breaken your shins but also really nice
Play, pointing at Eric: Regrets literally everything
Play, pointing at Jason: Personality of a housecat
Play, pointing at Molly: If I comment here I die
Play, pointing at Kiera: Actively trying to leave
Play, pointing at Graphic Novel: And the punching bag.
#be more chill#be more chill squip#the squip#squip#be more chill musical#be more chill book#be more chill london#bmc#be more chill incorrect quotes
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bmc characters as stupid shit my friends have said
Rich: *while smacking a table with a foam baguette* IIIIII DON’T WANT A LOT FOR CHRISTMASSSSSSSSSSS
Jeremy: thanks Mr Reyes *quietly* hope you die in a fire❤️
Chloe: I CAN’T JUICY MY LIPS 😭😭😭😭
Jenna: *drunk, wildly gesturing* MICHAEL. TAKE THREE FAT COCKS UP YOUR ASS OR DOUBLE IT AND GIVE IT TO THE NEXT PERSON
Michael: am i a crackhead? yes. do i care? no.
#bmc#be more chill#be more chill incorrect quotes#be more chill rich#be more chill jeremy#be more chill chloe#be more chill jenna#be more chill michael
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#be more chill#christine canigula#micheal mell#jeremy heere#micheal in the backrooms#rich goranski#jake dillinger#chloe valentine#in the heights#Dear Evan hansen#evan hansen#zoe murphy#alana beck#benny in the heights#Nina rosario#DEH#BMC#ITH#memes#shitposting#Jenna rolan#dustin kropp#be more chill incorrect quotes#Deh incorrect quotes#ITH incorrect quotes#Star-Shaped Girls#RetroTrees#tweet memes#whatever these things are called#i have a problem xd
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Rich: Ask me anything. Go ahead, I'll give you a straight answer.
Jake: Why are we so fucking awesome?
Rich, tearing up: That's the best fucking question anybody's ever asked.
#bmc rich#bmc jake#jake dillinger#rich goranski#be more chill incorrect quotes#be more chill#bmc incorrect quotes#bmc
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Rich: Our only hope right now is this kind, selfless, amazing nerd.
Jeremy: Do you have to call me a nerd so much?
Rich: I said a lot of other really nice things, okay? Toughen up, nerd.
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Jeremy, holding Christine and Michael’s hands at the same time: Autism Collective, unite!
#jeremy heere#christine canigula#michael mell#be more chill#be more chill musical#be more chill incorrect quotes
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conversations with my THEATRE friends/ things they said as BMC characters (because my theatre friends say some weird as shit):
Christine: *does a british accent*
Jeremy: Why are you doing an accent?
Christine: I'm method acting!
Jeremy: You're a meth addict? What?
Jeremy: I got made fun of today...
Michael: ...And I will kill them, when I meet them 🔪
Jeremy: They made fun of me for sticking up for the special need kids
Michael: What? Don't listen to them, and please keep standing up for them! I'm so sorry! You deserve so much better! Don't worry, in not too long they'll be gone.🔪🔪
Jeremy: Do you know the muffin man?
SQUIP: Yes, I love the muffin man, he is a murderer and I love murderers
Jeremy: WHAT
#be more chill#bmc#be more chill incorrect quotes#squip#jeremy heere#christine canigula#michael mell
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Christine: okay we were about to do family vs-
Mr Reyes: Jellyfish! Family vs jellyfish what's your answer?
Michael, Jenna and Brooke: Family..?
Jeremy: Jellyfish!
Michael: dude, what the hell?
Jeremy: Same thing I said about music! You can't let down a jellyfish!
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