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[ahb-writes]

(from Inside Job, S1E04: "Sex Machina")

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[naffeclipse]

Would lowkey be kinda funny if no one at the morgue bothered to check Y/N’s pulse, and as Moon, Sun, and Eclipse are standing there in heavy silence, Y/N snaps awake, sees the three animatronics gaping at them, and says “Boy, I sure am just having the wackiest dreams tonight.”

LASJDFALF OH MY GOSH???

Vigilante!Y/N: *cracks their eyes open* Geez, you three look like someone died.

Detective Moon: *almost accidentally crushes Y/N's hand out of pure shock*

Detective Sun: *a burst of emotional static*

Eclipse: WHAT?

Vigilante!Y/N: *slowly looks around the morgue, eyes growing wide* Uh, just to be clear, it's not me, right?

#how much did you mourn me be honest because if it's not good I'm going to be offended #cue Eclipse scooping them up and rushing them to his people for medical treatment #cue Sun and Moon on either side of him as he carries them off #cue y/n passing out again because that's a lot of blood lost #also someone fire the medical officer he is not doing a good job #or it was a purposeful negligent act to get rid of the vigilante by leaving them essentially to die on their own without intervention #by the local government lol #sleuth jesters #this idea is also hilarious and i feel very in character #just for the sheer fact of how much Y/N would tease all of them about their very dramatic near death #like

[fruitgoat]

Um….

I don’t want to tell you what to do, State of Oregon. But I agreed not to itemize on my tax return this year and let you pocket that money. You pay for some of my favorite places and some of my favorite people (can we pay teachers like 4000% more?). You even pay for my meds, no questions asked. I signed off my smaller tax refund because I could. And I wanted you to use that money. So why are you depositing three times the agreed amount in my bank account?

#do you feel bad because I got passed over for several government jobs because I was on vacation for a few days? #or do you know who my father is? #I can be bribed #I’m willing to be bribed #but do better #my dad is a governor appointed senate confirmed task force member #again #I’m not legally allowed to accept bribes (over $500) #yes this IS why I know WAY too much about internal politics and health care #my dad is a republican #he loves his queer neuro-divergent daughter #he’s among the top in the world when it comes to funding #he’s a conservative soul that has been fighting for universal healthcare for decades #he always supports full access to mental health care and admits he’s lost in a queer world #but he’s willing to listen and learn

[nimblermortal]

Me leaving the doctor's office: I have successfully been normal in this interaction

The doctor greeting my mother for her appointment months later: Oh, you're Nimbler's mother? What a neat person she is!

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Anyway, everyone should take a notebook to their doctor's appointment and keep notes when the doctor explains what is going on.

#I am not sure how I feel about this honestly #like it was weird having the nurses greet me there by calling each other over going #'this patient has such a cool job!' #but like. that's my job. it's fine. #it just seems weird to be. memorable to someone who sees half a dozen different patients every day (I assume) #it's kind of irritating at this point the number of people who comment on my small handwriting #INCLUDING THE DOCTOR TALKING TO MY MOTHER MONTHS LATER IN MY ABSENCE #but overall it's like. I was being an unremarkable person! I went there to achieve a goal (information on my health) #and I achieved that goal and I left! #and I don't have. I really don't have the /option/ of being unremarkably normal #idk on some level it's a very mildly invasive feeling and on another it's like realizing that I plan my route in the grocery store #in order to minimize my time near the machines that hum and the sections that smell #it's like huh! wow! the autism really does govern every aspect of my life even when I'm doing well! #I forgot about that! #huh! wow! I really do not pass for normal even when I'm trying! I forgot about that!

[rusalkaandtheshepherdgirl]

sucks to suck sometimes

#that is to say i'm going to vent here in the tags i would apologize but this is my blog so #but i won a sonnet contest yay congrats go me if there's one thing i can do it is write pretty weird sonnets that people like for some reas #i even got prize money for it again all good here #however yesterday i was driving because you know i was planning to go try and take my driving test and get a license #for you know government id and also so i can. drive a car and whatever useful skill in this car-centric hellscape amiright #and i did passably all hour i just drove around the city practicing like passing and stopping smoothly and all those good things #and then i drove onto my street which i cannot stress enough is a one way residential street #and it was the middle of the day so like. there were a total of five cars parked along the block #and my mom picked up a call with her girlfriend which like good for her right but it's very distracting because she's right next to me #and i'm trying not to listen because she doesn't like to be eavesdropped on when she's talking to her gf #and the apartment has paper thin walls so i basically have to try and turn my attention off so as to give her privacy #so anyways i turn half my attention off and manage to tap one of the cars parked on one of this nearly-empty street #because to quote olivia rodrigo i'm not cool and i'm not smart and i can't even parallel park #and they test u on that so i was trying to parallel park right which i can't #so now i am refusing to go take my driving test because i hate myself and my abilities #and to get back to the setup i can't even be happy about prize money or anything because obvs i have to pay back my mom #because cars are expensive even if it's just small dents in them #and like. there's been a whole thing about me being promised a job and then not getting it so i don't even have a job right now #i'm applying to all the places i can think of that i can get to on public trans and who might wanna hire a teenager with v little experienc #so anyway until someone decides to take pity on me and hire me i don't even have a job to help pay her back with #which it could be worse! we have enough money that it's not going to be a disaster until i can properly pay her back #and my sweet twin is even begging me to let them pay half because we generally split expenses and pool our money and whatever #even if it's usually like. buying coffee for both of us or getting lunch someplace not me managing to fuck up driving on an empty street #so like it could be way way worse however it really sucks #anyways i feel terrible about the whole thing obviously and needed to vent someplace #so hi strangers on the internet it was probably not worth it at all to read all of that #rio remarks

[terendelev]

I am going to my uni to work math with my friend... it has been a year since my graduation... I am not well...

#i need to pass an exam for a government job and math is mandatory shhshsjskksBsj #but it shouldnt be that hard i believe #delete later

[famousdreaminternet]

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[helathprediction]

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[lallulalnews]

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[ase-trollplays]

You're given two job offers. You can only accept one, and you can't get a second job or a have side hustle.

The first offer is your dream job, your passion project doing what you love, the career you've always wanted more than anything else, the job you would sell your soul to be able to have. However, you will never make enough to support yourself, and you'll be completely reliant on government assistance.

The second offer is to sit in an empty room naked Monday through Friday, eight hours a day. The only details you're given are that you are allowed to bring entertainment, and you get a break for lunch. The job pays one million dollars (or whatever the equivalent would be where you live) per month.

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[calistatic]

You know what would be funny? The entire gen z/millennials holding the future of humanity hostage by refusing to procreate

#I just think this is a very funny concept #like governments can't do jackshit about the lowering population #until they start doing their jobs right and not pass ridiculous laws that will possibly destroy the internet

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[justaholeinmysoul]

I now understand both people who choose suicide over a shitty job or over being jobless

#all i want is a normal job where i don't feel humiliated for looking healthy passing and a government that doesn't take all my money #like cleaning stairs is not bad if it's legit better than a slaughter house...although if i was a violent psycho...but I'm not #it's so embarrassing to live and my brain can't let me even try