Lets be honest mandalorians prolly go shopping for orphans like you shop for groceries at a giant supermarket. A lithe Twi’lek? Snatched. An overgrown Wookie? Grabbed. A bitey Mirialan? Seized. A snappy Rodian? Nabbed. A small Zabrak that probably has rabies? Taken.
They’re not picky. Every kid needs a home. And hell knows they’re gonna give it to them. That, and a big loving family and an uncle that keeps setting stuff on fire.
Except they were just supposed to buy meilooruns and now the clan leader is staring at them like complete dumbasses
In the great green room there was a telephone And a red balloon And a picture of the cow jumping over the moon. And there were three little bears sitting on chairs And two little kittens and a pair of mittens And a little toy house and a young mouse. And a comb and a brush And a bowl full of mush And a quiet old lady who was whispering, "Hush." Good night, room. Good night, moon. Good night, cow jumping over the moon. 🌚
Good night, light and the red balloon. Good night, bears. Good night, chairs. Good night, kittens. Good night, mittens. Good night, clocks. Good night, socks. Good night, little house. Good night, mouse. Good night, comb. Good night, brush. Good night, nobody. Good night, mush. Good night to the old lady whispering, "Hush." Good night, stars. Good night, air. Good night, noises everywhere. 🌚
Excuse me I’m trying to remain uncultured and here you are reciting entire books I’ve never heard of until a few days ago but apparently everyone else knows
okay so goal: get certified in art education in 3 years or less, while having a job flexible enough (and lucrative enough) to pay rent while working around a schedule but if I have to work at a restaurant again I might have an aneurysm. so.
how quickly do you guys think I could become a full time freelance artist/writer
y’know for me it straight up doesn’t even occur to me to unfollow someone when they stop posting whatever it is i followed them for. unless the thing they’re posting about now is somehow actually actively upsetting to me i just accept it as a part of my life now. i’ll just scroll past it like i’m driving a car and dodging an obstacle on the road. and that part of the road is my daily commute and the thing stays on the road forever and i swerve around it every day for months instead of ever taking the initiative to get it removed. it just adds flavor i guess
[I.D: A clip from a John Mulaney stand-up, shown in five screenshots. The captions are edited to say: Your opinion doesn't matter on Facebook or Twitter either; It matters on tumblr. Tumblr is just your opinion; Just raising your hand and being like; "I think Strawberry Shortcake's a lesbian"; And they're like "thirty-two likes." And that's a whole thing. End I.D]
Edit: Congrats, guys, this meme inspired me to make this a thing.
Edit 2: Since this post has evidently found the radfem circles:
[I.D: A trans flag banner with black text reading “OP IS TRANS YOU ABSOLUTE WALNUT.” End I.D]