#bean's sweet home

[worldsewage]

I love food. Big fan of food. am I consistently and constantly hungry. Food is the best thing. Wow. Can’t believe I live on a planet where I can eat and taste. I can bring food for my friends. I can slice it in half. I can make an ugly bacon egg sandwich just for me. I can reheat food. I can melt cheese on chips. I can give my friends the black licorice jelly beans. I can give my cat a tiny piece of chicken from my bowl. I can cook food. I can season grilled foods spicy in separate batches for my friends with a low spice tolerance. Wow. You can eat . you should eat. I love a burger.

#don’t get me started on rice #ohhh rice. so versatile. you can put anything on it #rice and beans? #locomoco? #dried seaweed? #poached egg? #Lap cheong? #shrimp tempura? #chicken karaage? #sweet and sour pork? #mayo shrimp? #fried egg and ketchup? #charshu? #beef and broccoli? #oh my goodness #salmon teriyaki? #FURIKAKE? #KATSU?!?!? #my mom used to deep fry rice and dip it in melted chocolate for me and my siblings #not sure if that’s a real thing. but it was very good. when I think about home for too long #I can taste it #chili cheese on rice also. that’s one. ohhh

[miltheperson]

Wally Darling x GN!Puppet!Reader.

(I was in a very romantic mood today! So I thought "how about a sweet confession from an especially sweet puppet?" Haha!) (It's a little longer than the previous X reader's but I hope that's alright!)

The Other End.

Wally was usually a blunt and straightforward puppet, who had no trouble saying whatever came to his mind. But when it came to you...

Gosh, he was just speechless.

You always managed to leave him awestruck and silent, unable to utter a word. He wanted to tell you many times over how charming you were to him, how fond he was of you... But every time he opened his mouth to speak, he was left with nothing but silence.

You'd always just somehow pull on his little heartstrings and he could feel his face flush over! Anything you did or said, it was always so wonderful to him... He wanted so badly to tell it to you outright, seeing as you just deserved to know how wonderful you were.

Little did he know, you wanted to tell him the same thing! You thought he was so wonderful, so charming, and such a fun puppet to be around! My, did you fall quite hard for the Darling! Needless to say, he fell quite hard to you too!

The whole neighborhood knew by now but the both of you were just so clueless and dense! Everyone waited so anxiously for you two to finally realize how you felt for each other! As exciting as it was, it was especially frustrating to watch you both be so flustered by each other but have no clue why!

Until, one day. Wally finally found his courage through one simple phone call.

He realized that... If he didn't see you... Then he wouldn't have to feel so nervous!

"Hello, neighbor... How are you?" Came Wally's voice through the phone.

You had been busying yourself with your special little hobby, using your shoulder to hold the phone against your ear as you busied your hands with (your special little hobby).

"I'm alright, Wally, thank you. How are you today?" You replied to him with a smile, feeling your heart flutter just by hearing his voice.

"I'm doing very well, thank you, neighbor. Are you able to talk?" He asked, sounding serious.

It was a little worrying. What could there be to talk about? Something that sounded so serious?

"Yeah... Yes, of course. Is anything wrong?" You moved a hand to fix the phone, adjusting it a more comfier position against your shoulder.

"I think you're the absolute most..." Wally said so suddenly. Well now, that took you by surprise! Your face flushed red and you dropped what you were doing, hands flying over to hold the phone close to your ear.

"W...What?" You blurted out, eyes wide in surprise.

"I think you're very wonderful, neighbor... And... Well... You pull my heartstrings so." Was... Wally being serious?? "Every time you laugh... I can't help but laugh as well... Every time you smile... I feel so warm inside..." His voice was so genuine and quiet. "Barnaby told me that, that people would call that... Love... Ha ha ha. I say "I love you" all the time but I never really understood it until now..."

You could feel your own heartstrings pull at his words, listening to him with a blush on your face.

"Neighbor... I love you... And I really do think you're the absolute most..."

It was like butterflies in your stomach, an explosion of color within your world as Wally said those funny little words.

A moment of silence passed as you processed his words, dumbfounded by his confession.

"... Neighbor...? Are you still there...?" Wally sounded a little worried.

Suddenly, you snapped out of your shock.

"Hello! Sorry-." You stammered out, a happy smile on your face. "Sorry- Wally-" You couldn't help but move your hand happily, the words had made you feel so joyful.

So exciting!

Wally Darling... The very puppet you pined for... Returning your fond feelings??

It was just so amazing!

"Neighbor? Are you... okay?"

"Yes- Yes, I am." You couldn't stop your smile, nor could you exactly help but move your hand and even your arm so joyously.

"That's good." Wally smiled on the other end, relieved to hear you were okay. He thought he had startled you someway, it worried him for a moment.

"Wally... I love you, too." You finally whispered.

...

Now it was Wally's turn to flush red.

Neighbor... You... You love him, too?

"You do?" Wally sounded surprised, his eyes were wide.

"Yes, I really do!" I nodded on the other end, you couldn't help but really let your joy flow through your words.

"Neighbor... That's..." Wally found himself reduced to silence once again.

His fond feelings of love being reciprocated... It felt... Wonderful.

"I'm... Glad you feel just the same." Wally smiled, an adoring and affectionate gloss over his eyes.

"I am, too." You mumbled over the phone, curling your finger on the cord.

"... Can I see you, neighbor? I want to see you." Wally asked, already standing up from his chair.

"Of course, Wally. I... Want to see you, too!" You felt excited, standing up as well.

"Okay. I'll be there in a moment, neighbor..." Wally went to end the call, before quickly pausing and holding the phone against his ear once more.

...

"I love you, (Name)."

...

"I love you, too, Wally... I'll be waiting."

...

Click.

#welcome home #welcome home fanfic #wally darling #wally darling x you #wally darling x reader #reader stims! #wally x you #adorable little beans! #aaaa this was so sweet! #too sweet!

[lefthandedhotch]

hello <3 thanks to pinterest i have an aaron and jack ask because <3 my boys <3 like thats husband and son fr !!!!!! 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰💞💞💞💞💞💞💞

he pet the small boy :3 actually CRYING because he's sooooooo so so so tiny :'))) and all smiley because his daddy gave him a medal :3 PLSSSS and then the team being all 👀🤭 when they meet beth CRIES i love them all soooo much :')) the only found family ever <3

thinking about them all meeting you there <33 aaron's fiance who he's been with for a good while and while they were a bit frowny :( at not getting to know about you sooner, they knew that he did it because of what happened with haley and foyet and they knew how important she was to him so they totally understood that he kept you a secret as long as he did🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺 but penny tells them to all snap out of it because he only said fiance not wife so there's plenty of time to get to know you before and at the wedding which she will now be in charge of because she loves love 🤭🤭🤭😌😌😌😌😌😌😌😌🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰💞💞💞💞💞💞💞 you look over at aaron and grin soooo happily because they're all as amazing as he and jack told you they'd be - actually!!! they're even more amazing than that!!!!!!!!!!!!!🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰 you kiss your sweaty sweaty man and congratulate him on the triathlon and how amazing he did and he gets all blushy and shy despite the team being there (penelope Can Not control her squeals of happiness ajsmskfnfkdkgkk) and you all go get something to eat and jack holds your hand so happy that his aunties and uncles can finally meet you and!!!!! because he has a medal🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰 penelope is squished to your other side asking So Many questions and you look over at aaron so amused and so happy because he has such a silly bau family and you love them all so much already🥰🥰🥰🥰💞💞💞💞💞💞

hehehehehe hiiiiiiiiii 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰 thank u pinterest and thank u jess-brain for the cutie hotchner boys thought!!!! 🤭🤭💕💕💕💕💕 fr fr thats husband and son!!!! 🥹🥹🥹💗💗💗

teeniest tiniest boy ever :(((((( being sooooooo proud of his daddy and sooooooo happy when his daddy lays the medal around his neck 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰 and he immediately turns to giggle to you “it’s so heavy!!!” which makes you grin so big and squish his lil cheeks “that’s because you’re so little!” and aaron watches the whole thing with the biggest most heart-eyed grin Ever! which of course makes penelope squeal loud enough to make every racer and their friends/family in the vicinity glance over at your little group all curiously 🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭 and after you smooch smooch smooch your sweaty handsome darling aaron, that sweet blonde angel penny gloms onto you immediately and with the help of the little hotchner bug in your arms, she gets the whole story of how you and aaron met and fell in loooooooove 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰 hehehe at some point when the team all realize that penny’s interrogation of you (with questions and comments sprinkled in by the whole team who are All very curious about you 🤭) is not going to end soon, rossi suggests drinks and dinner at his mansion!!!! you’re very excited because you’ve heard Many Many stories of bau parties and rossi’s home from your hotchner guys but aaron sighs all dramatically because he is Sweaty (which of course makes you giggle and smooch his cheek as you hum “but you’re cuuuuuute” and he’s immediately placated 🤭😌 also rossi says he can shower at his place AKDHDKDJSKSKS) but you and jack are happy so he’s happy to go hang out with the team and tell silly stories about you and him when you first started dating 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰 it’s still kinda early in the evening at rossi’s but sweet lil jack is already snoozing and snoring in your arms (because he was up Late the night before making a poster for his dad) and you keep seeing aaron hiding snores behind his Big hand because he’s soooooo tired after working so hard that day :( so you hug everyone and tell them you’re taking your boys home (which makes them all 🥹💕 because they Love knowing that someone who loves them so much is taking care of them 🥺) and when you get them home and get aaron into bed so you can kiss his sleepy face and murmur over and over how proud of him you are and how happy you are to have met his people who are so so important to him (and now to you too!!!!!!) and all aaron can think as you fall asleep snuggled into his chest with your hand resting over his heart and his ring on your finger while he plays over the whole day in his head is that he can’t Wait for you to be his wife and he can’t believe how unbelievably grateful he is that you’re in his (and jacks 🤭🥹🥰💗) life 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭💞💞💞💞💗💗💗💗💗💗🥰🥰

#jess! #SOBBING SO BAD!!!! #the whole time you guys are watching the race jack is such a little jumping bean 🤭 #he’s soooooooo proud of his daddy and he’s sooooooo excited to hug him when he finishes #you have to make sure he doesn’t run towards the finish line to reach him faster 🤭🤭🤭 #and you Adore the whole team 🥺 #they’re just as sweet and fun as all of the stories you’ve heard!!!!! #and you and penny fall Instantly in best friend love 🥺🥰💕 #aaron is not at all surprised when you giggle on the way home that you and penny (and the other girls!!) are gonna hang out that weekend #he Knew they’d love you so so fast 🥺🥺🥺 #aaron.hotchner #.hotch #aaron hotchner x reader #hotch x reader

[catsational]

#kitty cat #cats #cute animals #kitty softpaws #toe beans #kittens #animals #cute kitty #home sweet home #my kitty #my cat #love cats #lovely cats #my sweet boy

[kinos-fortress-2]

miss pauling WOULD NOT SMELL FINE.

#me disagreeing at everything about miss pauling that people paints her as something good sweet or cool #WHEN SHES NOT COOL OR AWESOME OR SMELLS GOOD AT ALL SHAKES YOU AROUND LIKE A BOTTLE #she smells LIKE HUMAN SWEAT and old clothes from a humid closet she barely cleans. like a grandma. #well grandmas do smell nice. BUT THATS NOT THE FACT #ok well she does smell fine and bearable maybe he hair smells like bed sheets no changed at all #because she wakes up so early she doesn’t have time to clean her room or make her bed #she just instantly runs not even eating breakfast and dying of hunger until either scout or soldier gives her a cookie #or a half eaten pork beans in soldiers courtesy #and gets home late EXHAUSTED and throws herself in the bed to later wake up in 5 minutes #me wanting to expose her every single damn time i am evil like that to my ult #oh yeah her hair doesn’t smell that good at all. full of lice. and greasy. girl wash YOUR HAIR that’s what demo always says to her #prob demo often times calls her out or secretly spy will come and said damn my mask doesn’t even smell that bad than that hair of yours #but is either of those two. wait what i was talking about #her teeth are so yellow because she forgets to clean them #crusty eyes too. can’t put makeup stupidass just only puts her fav purple lipstick to hide her crusty lips #takes a deep breath… fuck. woman failure

[yuriyuruandyuraart]

posting this wip before i go to bed cause i'm so so tired aughgah<333

#wip #my art #i wanted to finish this one today but a trip to dentist and hours of walking later and i'm officially drained and down a literal tooth!! #god there was so much blood pouring out of my mouth the entire route back home omgg hhh it was honestly insane xd #on the plus side it was a pretty good reference on how to shade injuries and blood better for the future so there's good in that ig hhh :'D #i hate the shading for this one cause i'm so so sleepy and too lazy to fix it so you'll have to settle with it as it is xd #btw thank you all so so much for the support and love yesterday!! it really really meant so much to me :') #and sorry to all those i couldn't answer in time!! they were legit SO many and i cried so THANKS you crazy sweet beans omfg >:'D #muah muah gn everyone i'm just gonna pass out now hhh byyyye!!! <33333

[marchsage]

i read this really good fic, it's a good day (sweet like honey), and dropped everything to draw something for it <:3

#pokespe #pokemon special #pokemon adventures #silver (pokespe) #blue (pokespe) #green (pokespe) #gold (pokespe) #red (pokespe) #crys (pokespe) #crystal (pokespe) #yellow (pokespe) #TECHNICALLY SAPPH AND RUBY ARE THERE BUT. barely so no tag #my art #ok now that those are done #OUGH THIS FIC......... it is. it is so much and so sweet and tender. i loved it #do you ever read a scene that u just. aughhhhhh it calls to u!!! u gotta draw it!! #i want.. to gush abt this fic but i did already say that its sweet and tender an dheartwarming. only so many of the same adjective exist #WAIT i like the dynamic between the different dexholder gens TOO #op's other fics also slap btw #in order from top to down... silver @ his new home. red and crys failing to bake a cake. yellow beaned by the tissues/towels. THE BLUE SILVE #tag character limit will Not stop me #THE BLUE SILVER HUG at the end #EDIT: OK OP IS ON THIS SITE WA op i love ur writing #100n #hey thank u guys so much. the support around my pksp drawings make me EMOTINONAL (pls read op's fic)

[everything-maxriemelt]

Black bean and sweet potato chili, with fried tortilla chips 🌶️

#home cooking #black bean sweet potato chili #got a pulse recipes cookbook #beans

[snowy-bones]

*Welcome new coded! i told you he'd let you in! welcome home! let's get you over to either Cookie or Wings! they should be able to get you all set up here!

#admin snow #new ewwor man hours! #welcome home new bean #he's a tad unhinged #okay a lot unhinged #BUT HE'S SWEET #snowy doodles #snowy-bones #my art #my au #my oc/alter #the hub #the hub au

[buffetlicious]

The first dish for Dinner is green beans stir-fry with prawns, minced pork and tomato wedges. Next came this sweet & sour pork chops that mum bought in the morning. Lastly, mum’s deep-fried pork cutlet to round up the dishes for tonight.

#Mum's Cooking #Home-Cooked #Green Beans #四季豆 #Prawn #Seafood #Minced Pork #Tomato #Sweet & Sour Pork #Pork Cutlet #Meat #Chill Paste #White Rice #Food #Buffetlicious

[prettyvintagehouse]

#vintage #m&ms #sweets #candy #dispenser #figure #toy #peanuts #chocolate #bean #collectible #cool #kitsch #retro #home decor #etsy

[nosygay]

cat obsession rotting my brain

#my cat my kitty kitty cat #im obsessed with her i love her so much already i think its fair #but i love how my sister and friends also love her so much?? #i cant shut up about sara im like sara sara sara cant wait for sara thinking im annoying #and everyones just like hell yeah cant wait yo meet her #she spent a year on the streets and another year in the foster home and nobody wanted to adopt her #and now shes surrounded with love all over town #dhe doesnt even know!!!!! #my bff said tell me as soon as you get her i need to come over #my babyyyyy my sweet little babyyy #she has triangle cat eaaaars #(not really bc one has the tip missing but anyway) #a cute little kitty black nose #paw beans!! #so many cool things abt a cat! shell say meow and ill say meow meow and well be best friends forever & i feel like im 5 when i talk lke this #we'll hang out on the balcony and judge everyone and she'll have a sweet cat bed chilling spot on the window sill #theres always a cat in the next window over but he doesnt go out on the balcony i think #i can't wait its honestly frying my brain

[lemonyelixir]

Bones~ my sweet tall bean and some of his expressions

Yes he ironically does finger guns as a habit -u-

#forgotten god au welcome home #welcome home au #forgotten!god au #oc #forgotten!bones #puppet oc #tall oc #sweet baby bean with a twist #art #forgotten god au

[youcanthandelthetruth]

#my home is beautiful #finally cool enough to have a fire and get some people round #it was just hot dogs and marshmallows and a pitcher of tea #but oh! I love to put on a fancy little party #i explained to sweet bean that fire inside the barrel is good but fire outside is bad #and the second a flame peeked over the top he decided that counted as outside and tried to divebomb it with the fire extinguisher

[silverovaskitchen]

Food #001: Chicken chili (kinda)

MADE: 22 MAR 2023

Alright, a real dish this time—and the latest I made, at that.

I've been using Noom for the last few weeks, and their recipe section had this very interesting recipe. In hindsight there clearly was too much broth (way too soupy to be a respectable American chili, I know), but the final product is pretty delicious nonetheless. Tomatillos in particular are a nice discovery—they give the dish a slight, nice tang I enjoy very much.

As you likely will soon learn, I never totally follow a single recipe unless it's my own and even then... So changes I introduced are:

Using dry beans instead of canned (that way I can change the water at least two times when I boil them, for uh... anti-gas purposes)

Mashing finely half of the beans (so I could use the mash as thickener, even though clearly there wasn't enough for that much broth 🥲)

Using green bell pepper (I hate jalapeños with a passion, they just are unpleasant)

Using 1 tsp ancho pepper and 1 tsp chipotle pepper (for that more authentic flair)

Adding smoked paprika (I saw that in more authentic white chili recipes, and I happen to have brought back delicious Kotanyi smoked paprika from a trip to Austria, so...)

Serving with chipotle Cholula sauce (Cholula my beloved 😭... though ngl it really makes the overall taste even better)

Pic 1: tomatillos, sweet corn, diced tomatoes, dry pintos

Pic 2: cooked pintos (when boiling beans I usually add a bit of salt, as well as rosemary and thyme from my parents' garden for taste)

Pic 3: waiting for the veggies/chicken to boil

#food #foodpics #cooking #my cooking #home cooking #recipe #american cuisine #main dish #chili #chicken chili #stew #chicken #tomatillos #tomatoes #pinto beans #bell peppers #sweet corn #chipotle #ancho #onion #garlic #cilantro #authenticity questionable #but still pretty good

[a-earthssprout]

🥀🍯 OOC. one thing about the Sonic rpc in particular is that the writers are always willing to engage; there’s a whole lot of dash commentary, acknowledgement, & willingness / encouragement for others to join in on whatever silliness is happening atm & I just think that’s ??? one of my favorite things about you all ! 🌷 other rpcs should take notes 😭

#( ❀ | ooc ) #( I just got home & I'm scrolling through all the funnies that were posted regarding last night's chaos w/ Moon #slkdjklgl 🌼 but like ! seriously 🥺 it's SUCH a sweet part of this community & I really only ever see it #in the Sonic fandom! YOU ALL ARE SO SWEET IS WHAT I'M TRYING TO SAY & #I'M QUITE HONORED THAT ARI HAS BEEN SO WARMLY WELCOMED 🌷 #she will love all your mo - beans <3 )